HD: Jade/Stacey/Lindsay segment

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Meanwhile, in the backstage area we join Jade Rodez, walking down the corridors of the arena with a PURPOSE~! Taking a left, it's obvious Jade knows exactly where she's going. The Lightning Crew locker room, straight ahead and door ajar as Princess Stacey stands at the door talking on her cellphone. As Jade sees Stacey unguarded she picks up speed, Stacey hearing the footsteps and looking up...

STACEY
:O

...and scrambling back into the locker room! The door can be heard locking behind her but that doesn't stop Jade, who marches up to the door and starts to pound away with her forearms.

*THUDTHUDTHUD!*

JADE
COME ON, OPEN UP!

*THUDTHUD!*

JADE
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE STACEY!

*THUDTHUDTHUDTHUD!*

JADE
IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP RIGHT NOW I'LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN AND RAM THAT TIARA DOWN YOUR THROAT...


Finally the door opens, but at the hands of Cuban Wall which forced Jade to back off. Lindsay Gonzalez appears next though, stepping in front of Cuban Wall and calling The Lightning Crew's muscle off. As the big Cuban leaves, we finally see Stacey, nervously poking her head around the side of the door frame.

LINDSAY
Okay okay, what the HELL is going on!?

JADE
Where's Stacey?

LINDSAY
I don't see as that's any of your business little girl.

JADE
(looking pasty Lindsay)
Stacey! Come on out and face the music...

LINDSAY
Oh, yeah, I get it. The boyband thing.

JADE
I wasn't making a pun.

LINDSAY
...look, who put you up to this!?

JADE
Krist...

Jade stops and shakes her head.

JADE
That's not important! What's important is what I wanna say to her, so seeing as she's not woman enough to come out here and face me then you can pass on the message that she's got a lot coming to her and I'm gonna be the one to give it to her, which is why I'm challenging her to a match at AnglePalooza! There!


...

LINDSAY
:D

Obviously Lindsay finds that idea pretty amusing, unlike Stacey, who's eyes have widened all of a sudden.

LINDSAY
You? Wrestle Princess Stacey? I don't know what ideas Krista has put into your head, or what narcotics she's put into your body, but you cannot be serious.

JADE
I'm deadly serious. I'm gonna kick her golddigging BUTT for what she did to Heat...

LINDSAY
What do you care? Are you his new squeeze now, is that it?

JADE
No! I'm just doing what's right. And Krista told me to tell you that if you said that, I should say 'your mother' and then run away, but I don't see why I should run away because I'm not scared of you and besides I don't have an answer yet.

Waiting for a chance to speak, Lindsay holds her head.

LINDSAY
You talk way too fast.

JADE
Sorry.

LINDSAY
Look, you want an answer? I'll give you your answer, because I know Stacey... and I know that she'd LOVE to kick your ass at AnglePalooza.

STACEY
:O

Emerging from behind the door frame, Stacey looks stunned as she tries to motion to Lindsay to backtrack. Lindsay doesn't understand the frantic handsignals though and wraps an arm around her new pal, showing some solidarity and trying to intimidate Jade. It doesn't seem to work though, as Jade points a finger at the Princess and snarls.

JADE
I'll see YOU this Sunday!

Stacey kinda whimpers to herself, as Jade strides back off. Still Lindsay doesn't seem to get it though, until she turns to go back into the locker room and Stacey doesn't, frozen in shock.

LINDSAY
What's the matter with you?

STACEY
Wha... what's the matter with ME!? What have you done!? I can't wrestle!!

LINDSAY
Oh please! She's just some brat, you'll beat her no problem. Now come on, PRL's gonna be going out soon and I need to get changed again.

As Lindsay goes back into the locker room though, Princess Stacey still looks shaken, checking that Jade has really left before she closes the door to the Lightning Crew locker room.

COLE
Did I just hear that right? Princess Stacey versus Jade Rodez, one on one at AnglePalooza!?

COACH
Thank God we've got the Rumble and Survive Or Surrender to sell the show.