OMG SLY SOMMERS SEGMENT~!!?!?

[Zack Malibu 0]

COLE

We've seen the chronicles of the HI-GATE Brave Cup Championship here on HeldDOWN~! over the last few months, with some spectacular bouts every time it's featured. Recently, there's been a controversy in the Orient, as Sly Sommers hasn't been defending the belt. HI-GATE officials have demanded that he defend it this Friday night at Budokan Hall. However, Sly held a press conference today in Tokyo to discuss this matter, and another subject came up. Due to the content, we feel the need to show the footage to you, the fans.

 

(Cut to a room with a big crowd of Japanese media in it. The flashbulbs go off as Sly enters the room in a black and white suit, with an entourage following him. He stands at the podium in the middle, displaying his belt on the podium in front of him.)

 

SLY

First off, I'd like to thank the press for coming to this event here today. I'm sure you're all wondering why I'm here today, the day before my huge bout against Dark Predator for my Brave Cup Championship. I was urged by the HI-GATE promotion to make this defense, or else they'd take the championship from me. I worked so very hard for that belt, as you all saw the match with Ultra Shago that I won this belt during. That match was one of the most grueling of my career. I'm prouder of that match than almost any other bout I've fought in my career. That pride seeps out of me every time I look down at this belt...but I have to give it up.

 

(gasps can be heard throughout the media)

 

SLY

You see, as much as I love this belt, I have another engagement that's more important to me that laps over the defense, as I have to get on a plane to Providence, Rhode Island. No, it's not to wrestle...(pulls something out of his pocket)...but I bought this-here front row ticket to see something I've been waiting to see for YEARS happen. At the OAOAST's Anglepalooza event, Bruce Blank will be fighting Zack Malibu in a match where the loser must retire! Anyone who knows my history knows that I was brought into this sport by that piece of garbage Zack Malibu. He did everything in his power to make sure I never became anything because of petty personal vendettas. I might have moved on with my career, but every time I lace up my boots, I remember every insult he hurled at me, every attempt at personal injury he sent my way, every roadblock he put in front of me. Every time I see him, it KILLS me inside that I was unable to end his career when I had my chance.

 

(Sly grabs the belt and hands it to a HI-GATE official)

 

SLY

I'm sorry, but you can have this back, as great of an honor as it is to hold it. This Sunday night, I know, with every ounce of blood that pumps through my heart, that Bruce Blank will leave you bloodied! He will leave you bruised! He will not leave a centimeter of your body unached! But, most of all, when that bell rings and your hand is raised, the immense physical pain that you will be left to deal with will not begin to match the incredible emotional destruction that Bruce will leave you under! I hate you more than anything on this planet Zack, but I know that a heart of a wrestler beats inside of you. Everyone knows that wrestlers die two deaths, one of which is when we're physically buried six feet other. But the other one, and essentially the more important, is when a wrestler is told he can't go anymore, that he can't wrestle. Zack, on Sunday night, I NEED to be there to see your heart stop and to see you die! I need to see the look on your face personally, for when you come to and you're told that you're no longer allowed to wrestle, that single moment will make every slap to my face, every kick to my balls, EVERY BAG THAT I CARRIED....worth it. Sunday night...the OAOAST's ANGLEPALOOZA! Bruce Blank, finish Malibu off! All further questioning can be done after I get back on Monday afternoon. Thank you all for coming.

 

(Sly walks off quickly, to a storm of inquiring reporters)