HD: PRL vs. Tyler Bryant vs. Spanish Fly

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

The lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them:

*THE CHAMP IS HERE!*

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set.

COLE
Here we go! Main event time on HeldDOWN~! 

A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and through the smoke comes "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. The crowds' boos get louder. PR looks at the crowd in disgust, jawing with some fans. He has his right hand on his right hip, and is holding his spray-painted black briefcase with his right hand. PR sneers at the crowd, and then begins his walk down the entrance ramp as "Know Your Role ’99" continues playing.

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the leader of The Lightning Crew AND The Man With The Golden Contract. "The Corporate Champion" THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

Chants of "P.R. SUCKS!" fill the arena as PRL continues his walk to the ring. 

COLE
Up until last week, P.R. was announced coming to the ring as one-half of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions. But that all changed after the incredible 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match last Thursday on HeldDOWN~!.

COACH
Oh yap, yap, yap! Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick were ROBBED last week! That first fall shouldn’t have counted! The match should have been a tie, and the belts should have remained with P.R./Popick! 

COLE
Nothing you can do about it now, Coach. PR and Popick are now the FORMER HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, and the belts are now being held by Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly! 

COACH
The fact that that midget and that dumbass hold those belts makes me want to puke! 

COLE
You maybe the only one who feels that way, Coach. 

COACH
I don’t care! I march to the beat of my own drum! 

Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans boos while "Know Your Role '99" continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican puts his spray-painted briefcase right next to him, and does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. The crowd is still booing loudly. PRL grabs his briefcase and heads to a second turnbuckle, where he raises the briefcase with his right hand. He then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises his briefcase with his right ha nd again. PR hits a third second turnbuckle, and raises his briefcase with his right hand in the air and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth second turnbuckle, receiving boos. Tha Puerto Rican gets off the ropes, removes his sunglasses and earring and hands them over to a ringside attendant, then calls for a microphone.

COLE
PR has a chance to get his belt back this Sunday at Anglepalooza. But for now, he can get a little ounce of revenge in this Triple Threat Match, a preview of what’s to come at Anglepalooza! Spanish Fly, "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant, and PRL will collide in just a few moments, and all three men will join their tag team partners for a Triple Threat Tag Team Match at Anglepalooza this Sunday, January 28th, live only on pay-per-view!

COACH
Stop shilling for a second, PRL is going to speak! 

Indeed, The Corporate Champ has a microphone in his left hand. The lights go back on in the arena.  

COLE
What’s he going to say now? 

COACH
Well shut up and let’s find out, okay? 

COLE
You’re mean. 

"Know Your Role '99" dies down. The crowd starts booing loudly again. Another "P.R. SUCKS!" chant starts up. PRL paces around the ring, a pissed off grin on his face. 

"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN
So this Sunday at Anglepalooza, Popick and myself have got to fight not one, but TWO tag teams, filled with not two, but FOUR jabronies in order to get OUR HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles back! Fine, I’m not gonna be complain about that. It’ll just make our eventual victory sweeter when we have to beat four men to do it! What DOES piss me off is that tonight, I have to face two of those four jabronies in ANOTHER Triple Threat Match here in Boston, Massachusetts! 

CHEAP POP~!

COLE
Bean Town coming unglued tonight! 

PRL 
I have an important match coming up this Sunday, and you expect me to fight TWO men at the same time just 72 hours before this said match? Why, this is just another example of the conspiracy the OAOAST has against me! They don’t want me to get the World Heavyweight Title, and they don’t want me to wrestle at their pay-per-views! Well, I am going to show the OAOAST Board Of Directors a thing or two when I whupped TWO pieces of trailer park trash tonight in the home of the biggest piece of trailer park trash in the world, TOM BRADY! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
Oh, I think PRL is going to get lynched for that remark! 

COACH
Hit them where it hurts, P.R.! 

PRL 
And just like the New England Patriots, Spanish Fly and Tyler Bryant will CHOKE tonight in the main event! And after I’m done whopping their candy asses, it’s off to Anglepalooza where I will get my PRESTIGIOUS CORPORATE HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship back, then go on to win the Lethal Rumble and finally, FINALLY win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title at AngleMania VI! And that’s the truth, Ruth! Because there is only true threat standing in this ring tonight! And it’s not that boyband wussy and it’s DEFINITLEY not that sawed-off lost member of Menudo! Oh no! It’s the man standing in the middle of this very ring right now! Yours truly, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! 

The crowd boos lustfully! PRL has a cocky smirk on his face. 

PRL (CONT’D)
And I WILL win this match tonight, because unlike Spanish Fly, I actually went through puberty! And unlike "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant, I’ve actually had sex...with a girl! 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

PRL
THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! 

PRL puts the microphone away. He bounces off the ropes to get ready for the match. 

COLE
PRL with some not too kind comments for his opponents OR the city of Boston! 

COACH
PRL was speaking the truth, you know. 

COLE
Oh will you stop!? 

"JUST ONE ON ONE 
THAT’S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY!
JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT’S THE WAY WE DO IT!

JUST ONE ON ONE
THAT’S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY!
JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT’S THE WAY WE DO IT!"

The crowd explodes in cheers as "First To Believe" by A1 starts playing over the P.A. system. The entrance doors slide open, and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant comes out on his own. He stands ready to fight in his denim jeans. Bryant points to PRL, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. 

BUFFER
And his opponent. From Auburn Hills, Michigan. Weighing in at 209 lbs. He is one-half of D*LUX, "Tremendous" TYLLLLLEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRYYYYYAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 

Tyler continues slapping hands with the fans. 

COLE
Tyler Bryant rarely wrestles in singles matches on HeldDOWN~!, but tonight he will be without his partner! 

COACH
I can’t wait to see him get lost out there without Shayne Brave! He’s going to start panicking, just you wait! He’ll be like a deer in headlights, like a child looking for his mommy in a department store! He’s going to be in for SO much pain! I can’t wait! 

COLE
You’re underestimating Tyler there, Coach. He maybe a tag team specialist, but that doesn’t mean that he can’t make it on his own. In fact, tonight just maybe the night he breaks out as a singles superstar! 

COACH
Yeah! And monkeys may fly out of my BUTT! Stop with the hyperbole, Mikey! This match is PRL’s for the taking, just like the HI-YAH Tag Team Title Match this Sunday will be! They’ve got this in the bag, PR and Popick do! Just you wait! 

COLE
Well, we’ll find out this Sunday. But for now, let’s see who’ll win this singles Triple Threat Match! 

As "First To Believe" continues playing, Tyler Bryant leaps onto the ring apron. He enters the ring. Tyler raises his hands in the air to cheers from the fans. Bryant takes off his stylish denim jacket and hands it over to a ringside attendant. He then walks right on over to Tha Puerto Rican and gets into a yelling contest with him. 

COLE
Uh-oh, Tyler and PRL ready to get it on right now! 

COACH
They should just do it right now! Let Spanish Fly watch it from his booster chair. 

COLE
Oh, will you stop?

Bryant and PRL continue yelling in each other’s faces. 

COLE
Well, tickets are sold out for Anglepalooza, so the best way to see the show is on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! 

COACH
Mikey, stop shilling! A brawl could erupt right now! 

PR and Tyler still yell at each other. "First To Believe" by A1 dies down. The lights go down in the arena. Two spotlights shine on the entrance doors. After five seconds...




*BOOM~!*

Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with pyro right behind him. 

"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing. Spanish Fly raises his right fist into the air causing the crowd to cheer. Fly points to his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt around his waist and points to both sides of the arena, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. 

BUFFER
And his opponent! Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California. Weighing in at 175 lbs. He is one-half of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions of the wooooorrrrllllllllldddddddd! The one, the only, SPANISHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! 

COLE
The smallest HI-YAH Tag Team Champion in HI-YAH history, Spanish Fly has proven time and time again that he is a tiny stick of dynamite! He’ll have a tougher match than usual as he takes on TWO opponents at the same time, but if Spanish Fly can survive this, then suffice to say, he can survive the Triple Threat Tag Team Match this Sunday AND the Lethal Rumble Match later on that same night! 

Spanish Fly continues slapping hands with the fans as "Krokodilamadruinn" continues playing. 

COACH
This is not going to be an easy match for Fly. 

COLE
I know that. Which is why I said he’ll have to fight harder than usual.

COACH
I was thinking he should just take his pacifier and his teddy bear and go home. 

COLE
Oh come on now. 

Spanish Fly enters the ring. He glances over at PRL and Tyler, who are still face-to-face, and then heads to a second turnbuckle, where he unstraps his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt and raises it over his head to cheers. Fly has a smile on his face as he gets off the second turnbuckle, and heads to another second turnbuckle, where he raises his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt over his head again, receiving more cheers from the crowd. Fly gets the crowd fired up. Fly gets off the turnbuckle. He hands his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt to referee Jimmy Korderas, who hands it over to a ringside attendant. Fly then takes off his black Spanish Fly T-shirt (SHILL~!) and throws it into the crowd.

COLE
Excitement is his middle name! One-half of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions along with Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly has entertained fans all over the world during the past two years! But it wasn’t until last Thursday night that he won his first title in the OAOAST. Now, in just three days time, he’ll have to defend that title against four of the very best athletes in the world! 

COACH
And he’ll find out that he is no match for Tha Puerto Rican! 

COLE (ignoring Coach)
This will be quite the test tonight and at Anglepalooza. Can Spanish Fly survive this match, the Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match, AND the Lethal Rumble Match? 

COACH
No, no, and DEFINITLEY no! The lost member of Menudo is NOT winning the Lethal Rumble Match! And look, PRL and Tyler Bryant are STILL in each other’s faces. 

Spanish Fly watches as PRL and Bryant continue being nose-to-nose. The lights go back on in the arena as "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi dies down. Spanish Fly walks a little closer to PRL and Tyler. PRL notices this and piefaces Spanish Fly onto the mat! 

COLE
Oh! What a sign of disrespect from Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
He deserves it, that little midget! 

Referee Jimmy Korderas calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

[b]TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN vs. "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT vs. SPANISH FLY[/b]
PRL strikes first with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Spanish Fly charges forward...and hits PRL with a headscissors takedown! The crowd cheers! SF turns his attention to "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant, striking him with forearm shots to the head. The shots take Tyler into a turnbuckle corner. Fly whips Tyler Bryant into the opposite turnbuckle, where PRL is resting. Tyler reverses, and Fly runs into PRL’s direction, doing something of a Flair Flip onto PRL’s shoulders! Spanish Fly does a backflip, and lands on his feet on the mat. However, Tyler Bryant is right behind Spanish Fly, so he grabs Fly and hits him with a back suplex! NO! Spanish Fly stops the back suplex by pushing himself forward, kicking PRL in the face in the process! Fly then drops down with Tyler to the mat! 

COLE
What fast paced action we’ve had so far, and it’s only been 1 minute into this match! 

COACH
Come on P.R.! Don’t let that dwarf upstage you! 

Spanish Fly does a standing moonsault onto Bryant, and then covers him. 

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PRL BREAKS THE COUNT! 

COACH
Just like he’ll do this Sunday if the situation arises! 

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican grabs Spanish Fly and throws him UNDER the bottom rope! Spanish Fly goes sliding out of the ring! 

COLE
Spanish Fly tossed out by Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
Go back home to your momma, Fly! It’s the big boys time to play!

PRL and Tyler Bryant do some amateur style wrestling on the mat. 

COLE
PR and Tyler going old school on us with some amateur wrestling!

Neither man gains the advantage, so PRL and Tyler get up and stare at each other. Puerto Rican notices Spanish Fly getting back up on the ring apron, so he charges forward and knocks Spanish Fly off the ring apron and back to the floor! 

COACH
HA HA!

PRL and Tyler Bryant go back to the amateur wrestling. Neither man gains the advantage, so they just stare at each other again. Tyler Bryant notices Spanish Fly getting back up on the ring apron, so he charges forward and knocks Spanish Fly off the ring apron and back to the floor! 

COLE
Again! Knocking Spanish Fly off the ring apron! 

COACH
They’re doing divide and conquer Mikey! Get Spanish Fly out of the equation, and then concentrate on each other! Brilliant strategy. 

COLE
From PRL or Tyler Bryant? 

COACH
PRL. Duh.

Tha Puerto Rican grabs Tyler Bryant and throws him down onto the mat, grabbing his legs to apply a Sharpshooter! However, Tyler slips out of P.R.’s grip! Both men get up at the same time. PR grabs Tyler Bryant once again and throws him down onto the mat, covering him while putting his feet on the second rope! 

COLE
Hey! 

1...2...TYLER KICKS OUT! 

The Corporate Champ slaps the mat in frustration. He then turns to see Spanish Fly back up on the ring apron. He charges forward...but Spanish Fly ducks the charge...and headbutts PRL in the stomach! 

COACH
He’s cheating again! 

COLE
No he’s not! Calm down!

Spanish Fly flips OVER Tha Puerto Rican into the ring, and then hits "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant with a spinning wheel kick! Spanish Fly gets right back up, so PRL charges forward...right into a drop toehold from Spanish Fly! Fly waits for PR to get up. When he does, Puerto charges forward, but Fly moves out of the way, and PRL hits the turnbuckle sternum first! "Tremendous" Tyler is back up on his feet, and he charges forward. Spanish Fly leapfrogs over him! Tyler ALMOST bumps into PRL, but luckily for him, he stops in his tracks. 

COLE
Close call for Tyler. 

All that does is allow Spanish Fly the chance to roll Tyler Bryant up for the pin! 

ONE! 









TWO! 









PR BREAKS THE COUNT! 

COACH
Phew.

Puerto Rican grabs Spanish Fly by his mask, and whips him into a turnbuckle. PRL charges forward, Spanish Fly jumps up so that PRL runs into the ring post! PRL’s left shoulder hits the ring post! 

COACH
OH! 

Puerto Rican falls out of the ring and onto the floor! Bryant attacks Spanish Fly from behind, hitting him with forearm shots to the back! He gets a successful back suplex on Fly. Tyler is starting to feel fatigued from this match-up. Bryant picks Spanish Fly up by his mask, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Samoan Drop! Bryant covers Fly. It gets a two count! 

COLE
PRL is down! It’s just between Tyler Bryant and Spanish Fly now! 

"Tremendous" Tyler picks Spanish Fly up. Phantom Neckbreaker on Fly! 

"LET’S GO FLY!"
"LET’S GO FLY!"
"LET’S GO FLY!"
"LET’S GO FLY!"

COLE
Tyler Bryant and Spanish Fly are both fan favourites, but in this case, I think the fans would choose to root for Spanish Fly! 

COACH
It’s the size thing, isn’t it? 

COLE
Probably.

"Tremendous" Tyler Bryant picks Spanish Fly up again by his mask. He gives him a SWEET snap suplex! Cover! 

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RIGHT SHOULDER UP! 

COLE
And again Spanish Fly gets the shoulder up! 

COACH
If it were PRL doing the beating, this match would be over with! Come on PRL! Get up! 

Tyler Bryant picks Spanish Fly up again. He applies a headlock on the 4’11" Latino superstar. Spanish Fly gets out of that move by punching Tyler in the stomach repeatedly. Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, Tyler misses a clothesline, Fly bounces off the opposite ropes, Tyler Bryant grabs him...and THROWS him over the top rope and onto the floor! 

COLE
Oh! Bryant just tossed Fly out of the ring! 

COACH
That was a little out of character for him. I like it! 

Tha Puerto Rican slides back into the ring and attacks Tyler Bryant! Puerto hits Tyler with Rock-style punches to the temple! 

COLE
Look at PRL! He was lying in wait! He allowed Bryant to be worned out by Fly, and then look for his opening to attack! 

COACH
PRL has one of the great minds in this business, and this is proof right here! Look at him go after Bryant! He’s ruthless! Ruthless aggression! I like that! 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The knife-edged chops cause Tyler Bryant to fall to the mat. P.R. starts stomping on Tyler Bryant with his shaky leg kicks! He then switches to regular stomps, further weakening one of the men he’ll have to face this Sunday at Anglepalooza! PRL picks Tyler Bryant up by his hair. He gives him a vertical suplex. P.R. rolls through, and gives Tyler ANOTHER vertical suplex. P.R. rolls through again, and holds Tyler up in the air for a third vertical suplex. He lets the blood rush to Tyler’s head. 

COACH
Phenomenal strength from Tha Puerto Rican! Absolutely breath taking! 

COLE
It’s good all right. 

COACH
Good? It’s the best! 

PRL does the "You can’t see me!" hand gesture. He then walks over to the ropes, and drops Tyler Bryant’s stomach on the top ring rope, giving him a slingshot suplex onto the mat to complete the Corporate Trifecta! Afterwards, PRL applauds himself. He makes the cover! It gets two! As PRL picks Tyler up, the OAOAST Starbucks Doubleshot Replay(TM) shows Tyler Bryant throwing Spanish Fly over the top rope and out of the ring. 

COACH
Watch this! Watch this! BAM! Oh man! That was amazing! I loved it! Simply amazing! That oughta teach the little runt where he belongs in wrestling! 

PRL with another knife-edge chop across Tyler Bryant’s chest! PRL shoves Tyler into a
turnbuckle corner, and then taunts him. Bryant responds by chopping PRL across *his* chest! He does it again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") And again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") And again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") And again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") And again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

COLE
Tyler Bryant is in it to win it! 

Tyler Bryant Irish-whips Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes--PRL reverses--PR grabs Tyler. Overhead belly-to-belly suplex! 

COACH
Yes!

PRL covers Tyler. 

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TYLER PUTS HIS LEFT FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! 

COLE
That was instinct right there! Tyler doing anything he can to win this match! 

COACH
Nice excuse for that DASTARDLY deed by Tyler!

PRL glances angrily towards the referee. He picks Tyler up and punches him in the face with a Rock punch. P.R.L. whips "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant into the ropes--NO!--Tyler reverses--P.R. bounces off the ropes, and gets clotheslined by Tyler Bryant! 

COLE
Tremendous clothesline from "Tremendous" Tyler! 

COACH
Lame.

Tyler Bryant stops to catch his breath, and then picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Tyler punches PR in the face! Tyler then takes Tha Puerto Rican over to a turnbuckle corner and slams his head on top of the top turnbuckle pad! Tyler then grabs P.R. and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but P.R. ducks, grabs Bryant from behind, and hoists him up, giving the member of D*LUX a German Suplex! Puerto then gets right back up and pounds his chest while screaming out, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
The arrogant Puerto Rican superstar in control of this match right now! 

COACH
And that’s the way it’ll be for the rest of this match. 

PRL poses and laughs manically in the center of the ring...which is why he doesn’t notice when Spanish Fly climbs back onto the ring apron and leaps onto the top ring rope, springboarding off of it to deliver a dropkick to the back of Tha Puerto Rican! PRL flies out of the ring through the second rope thanks to that move! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COACH
WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?!? 

COLE
Spanish Fly with the cover! 

COACH
STOP IT! STOP IT! 

ONE! 







TWO!







THRE--KICK OUT! 

CROWD
GROOOOAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
And Bryant kicks out just before the count of 3! 

COACH
Oh Thank God. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Allah. Thank you Buddha. Thank you Vishnu! Ganesa. 

COLE
Coach, if you thank all the Hindu gods, we’ll be here all night. 

Spanish Fly can’t believe that he only got a two count. He holds two fingers up as if to say, "I was this close!" But he has no time to mope, so he picks "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant up by his head and hits him with forearm shots to the face repeatedly. Fly whips Bryant into the ropes. Bryant reverses, and when Fly hits the ropes, PRL attacks him and pulls him out of the ring! 

COLE
P.R. ain’t pleased with what Spanish Fly did to him earlier. 

COACH
Serves him right, the little punk! 

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican slides underneath the bottom rope. He charges with a clothesline, but Tyler ducks, grabs PR from behind, and delivers a German Suplex on Tha Puerto Rican! 

"TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT
YEAH-UH~! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Spanish Fly leaps off the top rope with a missile dropkick on "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

PRL and Tyler Bryant slowly crawl around the ring. PRL is breathing heavily, same as Tyler. Tyler goes to the outside to recover. Spanish Fly goes to pick Tha Puerto Rican up, but gets poked in the eyes! PRL attacks SF with Rock-style punches to the temple. Puerto grabs Spanish Fly by his left hand and whips him into the ropes--NO!--Spanish Fly reverses. PRL rests on the ropes. Spanish Fly charges forward...PRL grabs Spanish Fly...And Alley Oops him...OVER the top rope...AND ONTO "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT ON THE OUTSIDE!

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
Spanish Fly sent over the top rope and onto Tyler Bryant! 

COACH
Meh, if it eliminates Tyler from the match, then good job, Fly! 

Spanish Fly gets up. Tyler is still lying on the ground. Spanish Fly smiles as he raises his hands in the air. This gives PRL the perfect opportunity to grab Spanish Fly from behind and THROW him into a barricade! 

COACH
This match is moving along perfectly! A PRL victory is only a few moments away! 

Having dealt with Fly, The Corporate Champ turns his attention to "Tremendous" Tyler. TPR grabs Tyler by his head, and throws him back into the ring. Puerto Rican grabs Tyler again, and takes him over to the ropes, where he places Tyler’s head on the second rope. PRL then drives his left knee into the back of Tyler’s neck. 

COLE
P.R. on offense, just dominating Tyler Bryant right about now! 

"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"

Tha Puerto Rican heads to the opposite ropes. He then charges forward, jumping up, and driving all of his weight into Tyler Bryant’s back! 

COLE
What a move from Tha Puerto Rican! 

PRL poses, and then goes back to Tyler, choking him on the second rope. 

COLE
Now come on now! This isn’t right! This isn’t right at all! 

PRL continues driving his left knee into the back of Tyler’s neck. He then grabs Tyler, and starts choking him from behind on the second rope. 








DOUBLE 6-1-9 FROM SPANISH FLY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111

COLE
A double 6-1-9! From Fly to Bryant and PRL! 

Spanish Fly catches his breath, and then climbs the top rope. 

COLE
Could it be time? Could it be time for the Fly Swatter? 

COACH
Oh no! Look out PR! I don’t care about Tyler, but LOOK OUT P.R.! 

Spanish Fly is on the top rope. He waits for Tha Puerto Rican or Tyler Bryant to get close to him. He decides to target PRL. Fly leaps off the top rope for the FLY SWATTER...







THAT MISSES~! 

COLE
Oh! And Spanish Fly misses his finishing move! 

COACH
That was a close one! 

PRL then bounces off the ropes, and delivers a seated dropkick right into Spanish Fly’s face (or mask in this case)! 

COACH
That almost knocked his mask off! Get it? Because he wears a mask and it’s on his head--

COLE
I get it, Coach. 

PRL gets up and laughs evilly. He does the "You can’t see me!" hand gesture. PRL turns around---




---RIGHT INTO THE MERRY TYLER GORE SHOW FROM "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT~!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111

COLE
The Merry Tyler Gore Show! Tyler Bryant has just given Tha Puerto Rican his finishing maneuver! 

The crowd cheers loudly as "Tremendous" Tyler quickly covers Tha Puerto Rican. Referee Jimmy Korderas counts, along with the crowd. 

COACH
Kick out! Kick out! KICK OUT! 

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2 1/2


















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3--
SPANISH FLY HITS TYLER BRYANT TO BREAK UP THE FALL!

Spanish Fly rolls Tyler Bryant off of Tha Puerto Rican, and then covers Puerto himself! 

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KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLE
No! No! No! Bryant kicked out! 

COACH
Boo! I mean, yea! I mean, I don’t know! 

Spanish Fly slaps the mat in frustration! Spanish Fly picks Tha Puerto Rican up...and gets scratched in the eyes! PRL slowly (very slowly) gets up. Tha Puerto Rican punches Spanish Fly in the face several times. 

KICK WHAM CORPORATE NIGHTMARE

NO! Spanish Fly escapes, and kicks PRL in the gut. Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes. Tha Puerto Rican grabs him, and lifts him up, only to get hit with a front dropkick from Spanish Fly! The front dropkick sends PRL stumbling right into the waiting arms of "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant, who gives PRL a back suplex OVER the top rope and onto the floor! 

COACH
OH NO! 

PRL lies on the ground on the outside. 

COLE
Oh my! 

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Spanish Fly charges forward towards "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant. Bryant goes for a clothesline, but Spanish Fly ducks, gets onto the second ring rope, springboards off of it, and gives "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant a hurricarana! 

COLE
Hurricarana to Bryant! 

Spanish Fly has "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant covered! Jimmy Korderas counts.

1...







2...






2 1/2











2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999










3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (8:31) 

"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
He got him! Fly got BOTH of them!

COACH
DAMN IT! 

COLE
Language! 

COACH
Right. 

COLE
What an upset! 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...SPANISHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Fly gets his hands raised, only to get clotheslined from behind by Tha Puerto Rican! P.R. proceeds to kick Spanish Fly while he’s down, to the crowds boos. 

COLE
Oh! And now Tha Puerto Rican is back inside the ring! He’s attacking Spanish Fly! 

COACH
Hey, Spanish Fly wanted to win, now he’s gotta pay the price! 

COLE
What? 

PRL stomps on Spanish Fly some more. "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant gets up. He slowly walks over to where Tha Puerto Rican is at. PRL glances over at Tyler, and motions for him to do something. Tyler is hesitant at first, but then nods at PRL...and starts stomping on Spanish Fly too! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
I don’t believe this! Tyler Bryant is HELPING Tha Puerto Rican! After all that he’s done! Why? 

COACH
It’s called divide and conquer, Mikey. Severely weaken Spanish Fly, so that both D*LUX AND PR/Popick have a better shot at winning the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles this Sunday! 

COLE
Still, this doesn’t seem right at all! 

COACH
That’s because you’ve never wrestled. 

COLE
Neither have you. 

COACH
I’ve wrestled a couple of matches. 

PR and Tyler beat on Spanish Fly for a bit, but that all changes when Colombian Heat comes running down the entrance ramp and enters the ring to help his buddy! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is here! 

Colombian Heat goes after Tyler Bryant first, punching him repeatedly in his face! The punches take Tyler to a turnbuckle corner. Heat then goes to work on Tha Puerto Rican! Heat takes Puerto over to another turnbuckle and unleashes a combination of chops and punches all over PRL’s body! 

COLE
Colombian Heat going to work on one of the men that he’ll meet this Sunday! 

Colombian Heat continues punching Tha Puerto Rican...until Stephen Joseph Popick enters the ring! But he gets knocked to the mat several times! Heat goes back to work on Tyler Bryant, unleashing a flurry of martial arts kicks all over Bryant’s body, culminating in a jumping back kick that sends Tyler Bryant slumping to the mat, with his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle pad! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is on FIRE~! And oh my! Oh my! Tyler maybe in trouble here! 

The crowd comes alive as they know what is going to happen next. And indeed, Colombian Heat heads to the opposite turnbuckle, does the "low-rider" hand gesture, and then charges forward...BUT IS INTERRUPTED BY "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE! 

COLE
Shayne Brave has arrived! All six men that will compete in the Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles are in this ring right now! 

COACH
We’re getting a preview of Anglepalooza this Sunday, Cole! 

Colombian Heat engages in a slugfest with "Showtime" Shayne Brave. Stephen Joseph Popick has picked Spanish Fly up and has started engaging in a slugfest with him too! PRL beats on Tyler Bryant in the turnbuckle! The crowd is going nuts!

COLE
All six men! They’re fighting in the ring now! 

COACH
Get ’em PR! Get all of them! 

COLE
We’ve got three separate battles going on at the same time! 

The brawl continues in the ring! Colombian Heat’s punches stagger "Showtime" Shayne. Heat takes a few steps back, and then charges forward, clotheslining Shayne over the top rope and onto the floor! 

COLE
Shayne is out of the ring! 

"Tremendous" Tyler Bryant rests on the bottom turnbuckle. Colombian Heat gets into a slugfest with Stephen Joseph Popick! PRL battles it out with Spanish Fly! Tha Puerto Rican whips Spanish Fly into the ropes. Spanish Fly fires back with a Rube Goldberg Bulldog! Colombian Heat’s punches stagger Popick. Heat grabs Popick and gives him the Pimp Juice! Heat and Fly look at each other, and smile. Colombian Heat gets onto the mat and applies the HIGHER CALLING on Stephen Joseph Popick! At the same time, Spanish Fly grabs PR’s legs, puts his right leg in between them, crosses PR’s legs over it, and then turns around, kneeling down to apply the SHARPSHOOTER on Tha Puerto Rican! 

"YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
Look at this! Look at what we’re seeing! PRL and Popick are being put in their OWN submission holds! 

COACH
OH THIS IS EMBARASSING! I CAN’T WATCH! 

COLE
How humiliating must this be for P.R./Popick!?!?!? 

COACH
VERY HUMILATING! 

Colombian Heat pulls back on Popick’s arms, giving the Most Hated Man In The OAOAST even greater pain. Spanish Fly pulls back on the Sharpshooter. PRL screams out in pain! 

COLE
PR and Popick, is this what’s going to happen to them this Sunday at Anglepalooza? 

COACH
I HOPE NOT! 

PRL TAPS OUT! He taps out due to the pain of the Sharpshooter! 

COACH
Oh this sucks! PRL being put in the Sharpshooter by a midget! OH GOD! 

COLE
It’s happening right now right before your very eyes! The HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions are in control! 

D*LUX come back and break up the submission holds! "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant beats on Colombian Heat, while "Showtime" Shayne Brave takes on Spanish Fly! 

COLE
Now D*LUX are back! 

Tyler takes Colombian Heat over to a turnbuckle corner and beats on him. Shayne does the same with Spanish Fly. 

COLE
We’ve got a real donnybrook going on in the ring! 

Colombian Heat and Tyler battle it out in one corner. Shayne takes it to Fly in another corner. PR and Popick have left the ring. 

COLE
This is a wild mess out here! We’ve got teams fighting left and right! It’s hard to tell what’s going on! 

COACH
Get security out here! Tell them to stop this! 

COLE
I don’t think security will do any good. There’s just too many things going on at once! 

COACH
Lousy security. 

D*LUX and Heat/Fly continue fighting it out. 

UNTIL, PRL shows up and hits Shayne Brave in the back of the head with his spray-painted briefcase! 

COLE
Oh! What a shot! 

COACH
Yes! Here comes PR and Popick to save us! 

Puerto Rican hits Shayne Brave in his back with the black spray-painted briefcase several times! As he does this, Popick beats on Tyler Bryant. Popick grabs Bryant by his right arm, and then whips him towards Tha Puerto Rican--

*WHAM!*

--WHO SLAMS THE BRIEFCASE ACROSS TYLER’S HEAD! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
PRL and Popick have knocked out D*LUX! 

COACH
After this, their names should be D*SUX, am I right?

COLE
Shut up, Coach. 

Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly watched all of this. After D*LUX get knocked out, Colombian Heat charges forward, right into a briefcase shot to the gut by Tha Puerto Rican! Afterwards,



KICK WHAM CORPORATE NIGHTMARE! 

COLE
Oh my! The Corporate Nightmare! PRL has just given Colombian Heat the Corporate Nightmare!

COACH
Ooh! That’s gotta hurt! HA! HA! 

Colombian Heat lies on the mat, unconscious. Meanwhile, Stephen Joseph Popick grabs Spanish Fly in a Full Nelson on the second turnbuckle. Popick jumps off the second rope, pulling Spanish Fly over in a Full Nelson Suplex, but then shifts his body weight so that he lands on his ass to give Fly the Stone Cold Stunner! 

COLE
Finality! Finality from Stephen Joseph Popick! 

COACH
Oh yeah! Way to go, Popick! Way to show those scrubs whose boss! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is down! Spanish Fly is down! "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant is down! "Showtime" Shayne Brave is down! 

COACH
And look who are the last men standing, your next HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! 

PRL does the McMahon SNEER~! and poses in the ring. Popick laughs manically. PRL smiles evilly. The crowd boos the loudest they’ve been all match, pissed off over what PRL and Popick have just done. PRL laughs manically himself. The camera cuts to a close-up of Heat, Fly, Tyler, and Shayne still knocked out thanks to P.R./Popick. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick have left their opponents for this Sunday laying! What is going to be the end result of all of this? 

COACH
The crowning of new HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, HELLO!?

COLE
PR and Popick are in control now, but will they be in control this Sunday? 

COACH
Why do you keep asking questions? OF COURSE THEY WILL BE! GOD! Sometimes, you can be a real pain in the neck sometimes, you know that? 

COLE
As long as it makes you miserable, my mission is accomplished.

PRL and Popick look at the damage they’ve left. They high five each other. The crowd boos loudly. "Know Your Role ’99" starts playing. The camera shows numerous close-ups of all the victims. PRL takes his black spray-painted briefcase, and leaves the ring with Popick, who holds the ropes for him to exit. Popick puts his left arm around PRL’s shoulders and tells him what a great job he did, while PRL just nods and smiles a wide evil smile on his face. 

COLE
Well, Spanish Fly got the victory, but it is PRL AND Popick who are left standing! And it can be argued that they have the momentum going into Anglepalooza this Sunday! 

COACH
They DO have the momentum going into Anglepalooza this Sunday! The match, and the belts, are theirs for the taking! If you ask me, you will see new HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions this Sunday. 

COLE
Well, nobody asked you, Coach. 

COACH
Bite me, Cole! 

COLE
Let’s take a look at the replays for this match. 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to highlights from this match starting with the double 6-1-9. 

COACH 
Okay. So, Fly struck big with that double 6-1-9, I’ll admit that was pretty cool. But then, Spanish Fly went for the Fly Swatter, and missed. This led to PRL getting hit with The Merry Tyler Gore Show, but luckily, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but luckily Spanish Fly saved him. Then the little booger had to escape from the Corporate Nightmare, which led to PRL getting backdropped OVER the top rope to the floor. The poor guy. Spanish Fly did a springboard hurricarana from the second rope. 1-2-3. Spanish Fly wins. But PR and Popick get the last laugh! 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. PRL and Popick are walking up the entrance ramp, with PRL holding his briefcase with his left hand as "Know Your Role ’99" continues playing. The crowd boos. Stephen Joseph Popick and P.R.L. laugh evilly and gloat over what they did. Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, and D*LUX are still knocked out in the ring. 

COLE
Indeed, they did. PRL and Stephen Joseph have left their Anglepalooza opponents, including the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, laying. 

COACH
So much for being ’great’ Champions. This gets an A + on the ass-kicking scale if I do say so myself. 

COLE
PRL and Popick may have gotten the last word tonight, but will they be able to get the last word AND the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles this Sunday night? It’s going to be one hell of a match! Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick vs. D*LUX vs. the Champions Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly. Will P.R. and Popick get back the Titles they say belong to them? Will D*LUX get some revenge by winning the Titles that they had STOLEN from them at November Reign? Will it be a short title reign for Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly? All three teams have held the belts, and all three teams want to walk out of Anglepalooza as the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions! 

PRL raises his hands on the entrance ramp. Popick is already on the entrance stage. He applauds PRL. The crowd boos. 

COLE
Fans, thanks for tuning in tonight on the last HeldDOWN~! before Anglepalooza! We hope you’ve enjoyed all this exciting OAOAST action! We are now just 72 hours away from the start of The Road to AngleMania! The Lethal Rumble Match is this Sunday! Zack Malibu vs. Bruce Career vs. Career is this Sunday! Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles is this Sunday! All this and much, much more this Sunday at Anglepalooza! For Jonathan Coachman, I’m Michael Cole, saying so long and we’ll see you this Sunday for Anglepalooza. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! BUY! BUY! BUY! ORDER NOW!

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick laugh manically. PRL raises his black spray-painted briefcase over his head one more time, and then leaves through the sliding doors. The crowd boos. The camera does close-ups of Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, "Showtime" Shayne Brave, and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant all unconscious. The last image we see is of both members of D*LUX, Spanish Fly, and Colombian Heat all lying on the mat knocked out as "Know Your Role ’99" continues playing. Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, and "Showtime" Shayne Brave start moving their arms and legs as the credits roll and we fade out.

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