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The Worst Auction Ever

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

Oh, fucking Lord. First thing I said was "I bet this is an auction he started himself," so I click, and w'BAM, there it is, the Pride of Park Forest with another Internet equivalent to stumbling around with his pants on his head for our amusement at his expense. No. Not funny. You suck. You and Matt Young should have a friendly chat about your latent desires to get fucked up the ass, since your board personalities both seem to revolve around being ridiculed and attacked and taking pleasure from providing that service, since your low self-worth and submissiveness are all you can offer as a person. For you, to suck seed is to succeed.

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Oh, fucking Lord. First thing I said was "I bet this is an auction he started himself," so I click, and w'BAM, there it is, the Pride of Park Forest with another Internet equivalent to stumbling around with his pants on his head for our amusement at his expense. No. Not funny. You suck. You and Matt Young should have a friendly chat about your latent desires to get fucked up the ass, since your board personalities both seem to revolve around being ridiculed and attacked and taking pleasure from providing that service, since your low self-worth and submissiveness are all you can offer as a person. For you, to suck seed is to succeed.

 

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Oh, fucking Lord. First thing I said was "I bet this is an auction he started himself," so I click, and w'BAM, there it is, the Pride of Park Forest with another Internet equivalent to stumbling around with his pants on his head for our amusement at his expense. No. Not funny. You suck. You and Matt Young should have a friendly chat about your latent desires to get fucked up the ass, since your board personalities both seem to revolve around being ridiculed and attacked and taking pleasure from providing that service, since your low self-worth and submissiveness are all you can offer as a person. For you, to suck seed is to succeed.

 

 

Thank you, Czech. I must say I didn't expect anything less. You've captured my personality and my ambitions PERFECTLY. I posted a link to the auction on all my myspace friends' myspaces, and yet no one's placed a single bid, so maybe I'm just not as popular as I once believed myself to be. :(

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Is this the guy that posted a pic of himself in a grren wrestling singlet, was pasty white, wore bad glasses, had a horrible haircut, and wanted to know if his look was marketable to be a WWE wrestler?

 

This man is either a delusional dork or a certifiable genius of comedy.

 

I tend to believe the former.

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Oh, fucking Lord. First thing I said was "I bet this is an auction he started himself," so I click, and w'BAM, there it is, the Pride of Park Forest with another Internet equivalent to stumbling around with his pants on his head for our amusement at his expense. No. Not funny. You suck. You and Matt Young should have a friendly chat about your latent desires to get fucked up the ass, since your board personalities both seem to revolve around being ridiculed and attacked and taking pleasure from providing that service, since your low self-worth and submissiveness are all you can offer as a person. For you, to suck seed is to succeed.

I've missed this Czech. You snarky bastard.

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