HD: Announcement concerning the X-Division Title

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

I would like it if this segment opened HeldDOWN~!. Put it before the opening credits, please.

 

The camera cuts to an office where OAOAST President Bill Watts is sitting. 

BILL WATTS
Good evening. As you know, last Sunday at Anglepalooza, there was some controversy in the X-Division Championship Match between Reject and "The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O' Hara. Reject originally got the pinfall, however O' Hara's foot was on the bottom rope, which meant that the pinfall did not count. THEN, O' Hara got the pinfall, but Reject put *his* foot on the bottom rope. The referee did not notice this, and O' Hara became the OAOAST X-Division Champion that night at Anglepalooza. Now, OAOAST officials have reviewed the tape of this match, and it has been decided that since Reject had his foot on the bottom rope at the time of the pinfall...then the pinfall DOES NOT count, and therefore, Jamie O' Hara is NOT the OAOAST X-Division Champion! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

WATTS
HOWEVER, Reject is ALSO not the X-Division Champion. Instead, the OAOAST Board Of Directors have decided to declare the title VACANT. And starting tonight right here on HeldDOWN~!, there is going to be...a 16-man tournament for the vacant One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Championship. The 16 men have already been chosen, and earlier today, the brackets were set up randomly. The tournament will take place over the next two months, with the finals to be held at AngleMania VI on April 1st. Good luck to all 16 men in the tournament, and may the best man win. The first First Round Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship starts...now!

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Edited February 1, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield