Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2007 "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant and "Showtime" Shayne Brave hop out onstage and strike a pose, followed by Jade Rodez who points her team to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team attraction is a semi-final bout in the 2007 Anderson Cup, scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, the third ranked team in Los Infernales Conference, accompanied ringside by MS. JADE RODEZ... total combined weight 388 pounds, "TREMENDOUS" TYLER and "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" SCHIAVONE Hi again, everyone. Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura here with more Anderson Cup action. And what a great match-up it should be, Jesse. VENTURA You got two teams who know each other real well in D*LUX and the Beverly Hills Blonds. Last year they traded HI-YAH tag title reigns. Speaking from experience, no matter how many days, weeks, months or years go by, you never forget the team who defeated you for the championship. Especially if you felt that team was beneath you. SCHIAVONE Are you speaking of D*LUX or personal experience? VENTURA Personal experience. Maybe if you weren't so busy staring at Jade Rodez you would've heard what I said. She's young enough to be your daughter for crying out loud! Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Led by Mackenzie DeCenzo, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard scroll to the ring grinning from ear to ear. BUFFER Their opponents, now arriving at the red carpet alongside the Chief Financial Officer of the Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO... from Beverly Hills 90210, the second ranked team in Los Inferales Conference, "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD and SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" VENTURA Now there's a woman you should be drooling over, Tony. Mackenzie DeCenzo. Unlike Jade Rodez, brains [i]and[/i] beauty. SCHIAVONE Despite a rough night at Anglepalooza, the Blonds were victorious in their match against Los Diablos de Fuego due to outside interference from a man we only know is the newest member of the Enterprise. But it's possible the war has yet to be won. If Los Diablos are able to defeat the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew next week on this very program, then it'll be an Anglepalooza rematch in the Conference Finals of Los Infernales Conference. VENTURA If, Schiavone, if. Don't sleep on the Homewrecking Crew. They already pulled off one major upset by eliminating last year's Anderson Cup champions, the Heavenly Rockers. D*LUX and Jade lead the crowd in a round of applause. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and we're ready to go. Ned Blanchard and Tremendous Tyler start off in the center of the ring with an old school collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Ned flings Tyler across the squared circle with an armdrag. Arrogantly, he snaps a photo of the young heart throb lying stomach-first on his imaginary cell phone and laughs. Tyler doesn't find it humorous, nor do most of the fans in attendence. "Krista's Bitch!" "Krista's Bitch!" "Krista's Bitch!" NED :firedevil: Blanchard covers his ears to block the chant but that just adds fuel to the fire. "KRISTA'S BITCH!" "KRISTA'S BITCH!" "KRISTA'S BITCH!" Ned shrugs it off and locks back up with Tyler, catching him with a knee to the gut...but Bryant pirouettes his way out of a hip toss and takes Blanchard over with one of his own, followed by a dropkick flush to the jaw. Ned regains his composure outside and briefly converses with nearby Enterprise associates Simon Singleton and Mackenzie DeCenzo before hooking it up again, slamming Tremendous Tyler. Then it's D*LUX and Jade who huddle together. Whatever strategy they cooked up fails as Blanchard grabs a side headlock out of another tie-up. To avoid cauliflower ears Tyler shoots Ned off to the ropes, just to have the Handsome Hustler lower the shoulder and the boom. Before he can rise up Bryant must drop down as Blanchard charges off the near side, skipping over the top and then under a leapfrog on the rebound. Ned isn't so lucky the next time around. He bites on a drop-down and gets caught with a SOMOAN DROP! One... Two... Kickout. Blanchard has enough and tags out, as does Tyler. The Video Voyeur and Showtime hook 'em up, trading arm-wringers and hammerlocks, which Shanye counters with a back elbow and side headlock. Sent for the ride Shayne's momentum is enough to take Simon down despite his smaller frame. Singleton leapfrogs Brave coming off the ropes and falls to his stomach on the return, scooping Showtime on the second chance opportunity for a slam only to have him floatover and deliver an atomic drop that sends the Video Voyeur crashing into and out of a netural corner, and straight down with a Chris Jericho style FACECRUSHER! One... Two... Save by Blanchard. VENTURA It just hit me, Tony. SCHIAVONE What's that, Jess? VENTURA Ned's the modern day Jesus, except we know he's real. He saves! SCHIAVONE Make sure not to sit too close to me, will ya. Just to be on the safe side. And there's the tag. Ned, the legal man. VENTURA Won't this be interesting. Blanchard's calling for a test of strength. Ain't no way he loses this. Jesse's right. Ned overpowers Shanye the moment they lock hands. No place to go Shanye scales Blanchard's body like a wall, climbing to the top of Mount Ned and leaps off, catching Simon on the way in with a closed fist! Ned spins Shayne around and is drilled between the eyes, his punch blocked by Showtime. The tag team specialist that they are, D*LUX go to work on the Handsome Hustler. Double whip in and high baaaaack bodydrop. Running high on life and not drugs, the guys clothesline Simon outside. Blanchard wanders to the wrong side of town and is turned into a human ping pong machine as D*LUX have their way with him. Irish whip, but Ned reverses and backdrops Shanye over the...No, Brave latches onto the top rope and skins the cat back in, and gets popped with a back elbow that sends him tumbling over the top to the arena floor! VENTURA (laughs) That's what Showtime Shayne gets for being too fancy. Charles Robinson has Ned step away so he can administor the 10 count. But when he turns around Shayne is nowhere in sight. The Blonds berate Charles for not doing his job. He tries to explain the situation but Mackenzie will have none of that, citing favoritism in the officiating. Meanwhile, having crawled underneath the ring, Shayne re-appears on the other side and soars off the top, clotheslining Ned! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! BUFFER 5 minutes gone by. 5 minutes. D*LUX tag as Blanchard tries to hightail it, kicked in the tush by Tremendous Tyler, sending him out through the ropes. The Handsome Hustler rushes back in and is brought down with a drop toehold Tyler turns into a side headlock. The pace quickens as Ned fires Tyler off across the ring, decked by a shoulder tackle on the rebound. Blanchard slaps the mat in frustration as Bryant hits the near side. Staying on the ground Ned waits for Tyler to go over the top, but the Tremendous One falls to the seat of his pants and places the Handsome Hustler back in the side headlock! Ned returns to a vertical base and shoves Brave into ropes where he's tripped up by Mackenzie. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SCHIAVONE Mackenzie DeCenzo interjecting herself in the match. No reason for that whatsoever. VENTURA Maybe Tyler's boots were untied and she was trying to warn him. What the referee didn't see Jade Rodez sure did. Mackie heads for high ground as Jade storms her way, jumping on the apron and over the top rope to avoid her wrath, but Jade is able to grab ahold of her foot. Shockingly, the Blonds are unable to pull Mackie to safety. To her horror and delight to men around the world, Jade RIPS OFF HER SKIRT! "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" VENTURA Defend that, Schiavone. SCHIAVONE I can't and won't. VENTURA Yeah, right. Inside I bet your thinking, "Now tear off her top. Give me a little 'T' to go along with that 'A'." Unfortunately, Mackie lands hard on her face. The Blonds try to help her up, but D*LUX sneak over and give them a DOUBLE COCONUT! VENTURA Mackenzie was right. This referee is bias. D*LUX have been inside together longer than the allowed 5 seconds. Speaking of Mackenzie, she flees backstage covering up her backside. The crowd rise in unison as Tyler lifts Ned up while Shayne ascends to the top and drops the big leg! SCHIAVONE As Seen On 60 Minutes! VENTURA This is horrible. ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!! Simon breaks up the pin and takes a shot from Shayne for his trouble. D*LUX make use of quick tag to drop axehandle smashes onto the outstretch arm of the Handsome Hustler, taking him to the mat with an armdrag before locking on the armbar. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mackenzie DeCenzo returns fully dressed and with backup, escorted by the muscular black man from Anglepalooza. VENTURA Reinforcement has arrived. If the referee won't control the match, you know this guy will. Jade protests the man's presence ringside, but the referee is unable to do a thing as Mackenzie produces a document stating the man's role as "personal security." SCHIAVONE Does he really need to be out here? VENTURA Hey, the rich and famous need protection from weirdos like you and Jade Rodez. Ned scissors the head, causing Showtime Shayne to float on top. Blanchard BRIDGES up and over, jabbing the knee into the gut prior to executing a flawless butterfly suplex. The cover! One... Two... Kickout! Shayne gets the shoulder up. Ned stomps away on the youngster, ramming him into the turnbuckle. He then unloads with heavy rights in the Blonds corner, stomping a mudhole and knocking Tyler off the apron to allow Simon to choke Brave with the tag rope! SCHIAVONE That's cause for disqualification right there. VENTURA It's not cheating unless you're caught. But let me tell you, there's no greater feeling in the world knowing you pulled the wool over the referee's eyes. BUFFER 10 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining in the time limit. 5 minutes! Charles Robinson claps his hands overhead to symbolize a tag. Shayne kept isolated in the corner as Simon unleashes an offensive assault that includes kneelifts to the midsection, forearm smashes and knife-edge chops. Following a slam Singleton goes up to the top and hits the flying legdrop! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Face-first into the knee of Ned Shayne goes. Another exchange made by the Blonds, as Simon delivers the drop toehold and Ned drops the elbow into the back of the neck. One... Two... And only two. With the clock ticking the Blonds develop a sense of urgency, looking to score with high-impact maneuvers. Blanchard sets Shayne on the top for a suplex, but Showtime responds with fists of fury and a TORNADO DDT! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" The clock is on everyone's mind, including Shayne. Rather than make the tag he decides to Irish whip Ned, only to have it reversed and experience a knee to the lower back from Simon. Blanchard immediately capitalizes with a big-time clothesline and SLINGSHOT SUPLEX!! VENTURA The guys in the truck can add the Blonds name to one of the 4 spots in the Conference Finals. It's over. SCHIAVONE It's not over till the fat lady sings and Jade is no fat lady. VENTURA Give her 5 years and she'll look like that Britney Spears chick. Then she can be fat and sing. ONE... TWO... THREE!! NO, KICKOUT! "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Blonds can't believe it and neither can Mackenzie, prompting Simon and Ned to go for it all. Blanchard launches Simon, now the legal man, off the top...AND DOWN ONTO SHAYNE'S KNEES! SCHIAVONE Can he make the tag? No, according to Ned, who tries to lift Shayne up...but he crawls through legs and makes the HOT TAG~! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" SHINING ENZIGURI knocks Ned out of the picture, and a YAKUZA KICK sends Simon flying straight back near the ropes! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Mackenzie places the foot on the rope. Jade wants to place her foot somewhere as well -- up Mackie's BUTT. BUFFER 2 minutes remaining in the time limit. 2 minutes! Tremendous Tyler whips Simon hard into the turnbuckles and backdrops him out of the corner, then connects with a TOP ROPE FIST DROP! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Simon lands a LOW BLOW and snaps Bryant over with a swinging neckbreaker, then takes to the air...but Showtime Shayne is there to meet him and slam him off the top! VENTURA And these guys are supposed to be the heroes? They've cheated all night. SCHIAVONE It's not cheating unless you're caught, remember? VENTURA That's strike two, Schiavone. One more strike and I'm knocking you out. D*LUX tune-up the band in the corner. Outside, Jade goes after Mackenzie and runs into the Enterprise's one-man security force. Unimpressed, she takes a swing at the big man and has her wrist twisted! SCHIAVONE He's gonna break her hand, Jesse! VENTURA Serves her right. Jade's been sticking her nose where it don't belong all night. You wanna play with the big boys, you're gonna be treated like one. Jade's cry for help nabs the attention of Showtime Shayne Brave, who propels himself over the top and onto the the man below...only to be caught and posted into the steel! SCHIAVONE My goodness, Jesse. Did you see that? VENTURA He may be Brave, but he just proved he's really stupid. Forget about the girl. Bones heal. Win the match! While Shayne decided to save Jade, Tyler went for the superkick...but Simon ducked and rolled him up in a school boy! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! BUFFER 1 minute remaining in the time limit. 60 seconds! Tyler reverses the attempted Irish whip and readies for the Merry Tyler Gore Show, but the Video Voyeur has it well scouted, wrapping him up in a small package following a leapfrog! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Charles spots Shayne agonizing on the floor while the action continues behind him. He chooses to question Mackenzie and her bodyguard rather than pay attention to the happenings in the ring. BUFFER 45 seconds! Both men rush to their feet and Singleton is brought down in a sunset flip...but there's no referee! SCHIAVONE One, two, three, four, five... VENTURA That ain't gonna do him any good. The referee's count is the only one that matters. SCHIAVONE He's got him down for at least a 10-count. BUFFER 30 seconds! Tyler voices his anger directly to Charles Robinson, who tells him to continue on as he turns the heat up on Mackie and her bodyguard. Simon sneaks up from behind and misses a right, Tyler dropping down and rolling Simon back to the center of the ring in a pinning combination. VENTURA He's got the trunks! SCHIAVONE He does not. VENTURA Look at him admiring his handywork. SCHIAVONE His head is down to apply added leverage. VENTURA What, the trunks aren't enough? SCHIAVONE Charles Robinson, one of the finest officials in our great sport, is totally out of position. Tonight just hasn't been his night. BUFFER 15 seconds! Simon kicks Tyler forward as Ned slides in and nails Bryant with the STUN GUN. The illegal man, Blanchard drapes Tyler's arm over his head to shield the referee from noticing him. BUFFER 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,... [b]ONE... TWO... THREE!!![/b] * DINGDINGDING * Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime The Blonds and Mackenzie burst in celebration. Their bodyguard cool and collected, arms folded. VENTURA He pinned him with 1 second remaining! SCHIAVONE The Beverly Hills Blonds stole the match, that's what they did. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing onto the Conference Finals... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS! Jade kneels next to Shayne outside, clutching her wrist, while Tyler lies motionless inside. The Blonds, meanwhile, continue their celebration all the way up the steel ramp and backstage. [b][color=red]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE FINALS[/color][/b] February 15th (2) Beverly Hills Blonds vs. (8) Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew/Los Diablos de Fuego (5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
