Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 To go on before both AC matches. Credit to KC. All his, with a few additions from me. COLE Plenty of AnglePalooza fallout still to be dealt with tonight and with that in mind, let's send it over to Tony Schiavone, who's standing by with The Enterprise! It's Tony Schiavone! It's that desk from the old school NWA, in-house television years! Yes folks, it's the return OAOAST's Update Center! Schiavone opens his mouth to greet us with an opening speil, but finds his thunder stolen by the sound of UPROARIOUS laughter. Coming in from left of screen, the fiv... no, make that six members of The Enterprise. Theodore Moneymaker leads the way, leaning across the desk and catching his breath mid-laugh as Mackenzie DeCenzo and The Beverly Hills Blonds follow, in their ring gear. The laughter doesn't extend to Christian Wright, smirking but far too conserved and serious to join in with the jubilation. And last but not least, the mysterious man who you may remember from AnglePalooza, a large black gentleman who stands at the back of the group, eyes piercing down the camera lens. MONEYMAKER Schiavone, don't you even start tonight! I'm in a great mood, my Enterprise is in a great mood and I will not have you spoiling it and bringing us down like you usually do. It's not possible. Life is too good right now. SCHIAVONE Well, there are a number of questio... MONEYMAKER Nevermind the questions, little man. We haven't got time for smalltalk tonight. As you're probably going to neglect to mention, in favour of some sort of crackpot conspiracist theory at the expense of yours truly, tonight The Enterprise finds itself on the verge of Anderson Cup dominance. Myself and Christian Wright, plus of course The Beverly Hills Blonds, step into seperate Conference Semi Finals at the top of our respective games. We step into this matches with momentum on our sides. With life at it's kindest. Don't get me wrong, Schiavone. Life is always great when you're rich. But life has been even greater than usual recently. BLANCHARD Which might have something to do with us being richer than usual. MONEYMAKER Christian? Opening up his briefcase, keeping the lid in a position that obscures the contents from the camera and Schiavone of course, CW produces some papers and shuffles them. WRIGHT That, I can indeed confirm. MONEYMAKER MUWAHAHAHAHAHA... SCHIAVONE That's great, but if we could get to... MONEYMAKER Don't ever interrupt me like that again, little man. *shakes head* As I was saying, The Enterprise are on the up. Tonight, Christian and myself take on 'America's Team' in our Anderson Cup Conference Semi Final bout. Not that it matters anymore, but gentlemen, tonight you're going to realise you should have taken advantage of our generous offer to acquire your seeding while you had the chance. Either way, you were going to end up nothing but a couple of apple pie eating losers. Only difference is, your way, you're going to stay poor, apple pie eating loser to boot! At least if you'd taken my offer, by tommorrow night, you would have had that money to console you while you're nursing your defeat. But hey, don't feel too down guys. The Enterprise profit margin is so far through the roof, you might end up stumbling upon a couple of stray bucks fluttering from the sky. If you're lucky! The Enterprise share another big group laugh. Except the mystery man, who remains completely serious in the background. SCHIAVONE Now, can we talk about this man behind u... MONEYMAKER Do I look done yet? Because I'm not. Now, onto my Beverly Hills Blonds! So egotistical, The Blonds perk up at the mere sound of their names, pointing their thumbs at their chests. SINGLETON Well thank you Teddy. You know, I agree with everything this man right here just said Tony. The Enterprise has never been a stronger investment after our victory on Sunday night. Finally, after months of torment, we dealt with those fruity Mexican freaks, Los Diablos and scored a decisive victory to prove once and for all what a waste of time and resources they have caused this conglomerate recently. And with that dry-humping monkey off our backs for good, we can concentrate on greater matters. Like The Anderson Cup and the World Tag Team Titles. And lo and behold, who should our new found concentration fall upon than our old friends, D*LUX. BLANCHARD Not forgetting, of course, little miss sunshine herself, Jade Rodez. You know, toots, we watched your match during our lavish celebrations and I have to say, I was impressed. You've got potential. Unlike those effeminate 'boys' your associate yourself with. Apparantly, they won back their HI-YAH Tag Titles on Sunday. Well if I were you, I'd go home tonight, still reeling from your team's elimination, and take a real long, nice hot bath, eyes closed and fantasizing about what a night with yours truly would be like, then thank your lucky stars the hottest tag team in professional wrestling have their sights set on bigger and better things, otherwise we might very well have decided to take those HI-YAH tag belts from you... MACKENZIE (leans in) Again. SINGLETON :P SCHIAVONE Theodore, maybe now we could get to the topic on everyone's mind. Who is that monster of a man that debuted Sunday night at Anglepalooza? [img=http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6c/200px-Faarooq.jpg] MONEYMAKER Maybe you've seen this man before. Every underaged punk who dared tried to enter the hottest nightclub in the land with a fake ID know just who he is. This right here, little man, is Christopher Patrick Allen, The Enterprise's new debt collector. SCHIAVONE Debt collector? Is that a fancy term for 'hired muscle'? MONEYMAKER (stern) You heard me the first time. The Enterprise's debt collector. Los Diablos had a debt to society for their antics and sooner or later, that debt needed to be collected! So I called on CPA to collect and he dulely obliged! CPA Be afraid of the big black man. Be very afraid. MONEYMAKER :lol: SCHIAVONE That does it from here. Back to you at Sofa Central. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
