Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 To be placed immediatley following the James Riggs/Otaku II match. *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* COLE What? A lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing over the P.A. system with the crowd standing up and booing. COACH We are about to be joined by The Corporate Champ! PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entrance stage, and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and out from the curtains and through the smoke come "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican AND his girlfriend, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowds boos get louder. COLE PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are here? But for what? PRL doesn't have to wrestle again until OAOAST Syndicated! COACH Lindsay is here. Why are you still complaining? COLE Because it makes no sense. COACH Shut up and just oogle her. PRL is in his suit and tie, while Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is wearing a gold necklace with her name on it, a red leather tanktop, black bracelets on both wrists, black tights, and black heel boots. PRL and Lindsay are holding hands, with PRL holding a microphone in his right hand. Both of them are smiling. P.R. brings the microphone to his lips. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Would you please cut the music? "Know Your Role '99" dies down. The crowd is still booing. PR and Lindsay look at the crowd and smile. COLE That was awfully polite of him. "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" PRL ignores the chant, instead just continuing to smile. Lindsay looks at him with those lovey dovey eyes. COLE Why are they out here? COACH Would you please be quiet!? PRL Now, all you pieces of trailer park trash... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" PRL I, The Corporate Champion, have a special announcement to make. "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL And if you would just SHUT UP I will tell you! The crowd boos again. PRL sneers at the crowd, but then quickly smiles again. PRL Now then, I have something special to announce. A BIG announcement. (PR looks at Lindsay) You see, a few minutes ago, in the back, I asked Lindsay to do something very...very...special for me. I asked her something and I hoped that she would say 'Yes' because it would mean the world to me. I got down on my knees and--well...let's just say it together. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Okay! PRL Okay. You ready? LINDSAY I'm ready. PRL You sure. LINDSAY I'm sure. PRL Ok. LINDSAY Okay. COLE Just get on with it! COACH Don't rush them! PRL Okay. On three, we'll say it. Okay? LINDSAY Okay. PRL Okay. On three. 1. 2. 3. PRL & LINDSAY WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!! The crowd BOOS! Puerto Rican and Lindsay hug each other and kiss on the lips. COACH They're getting married? How wonderful! This is so great! I love it! PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are going to become husband and wife! Isn't that romantic? COLE Not really. COACH Don't try to be a spoil sport! This is a great moment! Enjoy it, bitch! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez takes the microphone. LINDSAY And you thought it wouldn't last! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! PRL kisses Lindsay. PRL We're getting married and THAT'S the truth, Ruth! Now, MAZEL TOV! "Hava Nagela" begins playing. The crowd still boos. Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez make out on the entrance stage. They then dance. COLE PRL and Lindsay Gonzalez are getting married apparently in a temple. COACH Yeah. You didn't know that? COLE I didn't even know he's Jewish! COACH Well he is! He's Puerto Rican, but he's a practicing Jew. COLE So, he should be called Tha Jewish Rican then, right? COACH Don't be a smartass, Cole. COLE What? COACH You heard me. COLE Ugh. Anyway, congradulations and Mazel Tov to Tha Puerto Rican and his fiancee, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Lindsay shows off her engagement ring. It's pretty impressive. COACH Mazel Tov, PR! COLE Yeah. Anyway, folks, we'll be right back right after this. Jewish Rican Lightning? COACH No. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez dance on the entrance stage to "Hava Nagela". PRL shows off his engagement ring to the camera. PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez laugh manically while the crowd boos. THA PUERTO RICAN Kiss the ring, BITCH~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! P.R. and Lindsay kiss. This is the last image we see as we go to a commercial break. [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
