Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) "You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks" * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER Wrrrrrrestling fans, the following contest in the 2007 Anderson Cup is for the MWC Conference Championship, set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! Mackenzie DeCenzo leads the dashing duo of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright through the sliding doors, all three dressed to the nines in their tailor-made outfits. BUFFER Currently on their way to the ring, accompanied by their Chief Financial Officer MACKENZIE DECENZO...representing THE ENTERPRISE, total combined weight 462 pounds, the #3 seeds in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference... "THE NATURAL" CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" SCHIAVONE Unlike their Enterprise counterparts, Wright and Moneymaker were unsuccessful in their bid to buy the #2 seed in the MWC Conference, turned down by America's Team. VENTURA How did that work out for Moss and Benjamin? SCHIAVONE You know the answer to that one. They were defeated in the semi-finals by the very men they snubbed. VENTURA Yeah, CW and Teddy got the last laugh on that one, didn't they? One win away from the finals. I bet Moss and Benjamin are praying Wright and Moneymaker advance tonight, that way they won't look so stupid when they tell people they rejected an offer from the Billion Dollar Heir. SCHIAVONE As fans who saw our syndicated weekend program know, Theodore Moneymaker extended an olive brance to his cousin Tony Brannigan. Jesse Ventura documented their problems last week. In case you missed it, here is what Theodore had to say about the icy relationship with his cousin. Handing his briefcase and jacket to Mackenzie, Wright rolls into the ring and holds the ropes open for his boss, a sign of respect for the man who signs his checks. [i]* SWOOSH *[/i] We cut to a wide shot as the small square box settles in on the top left hand corner of the screen. Standing in front of the Enterprise backdrop are Wright, Moneymaker and Mackenzie. THEODORE Make no mistake about it, little people of the world. The problem I have is with Dan Black and not my own flesh and blood, Tony Brannigan. He was the big brother I never had. Always there to party with, until Dan Black came along. Everything changed the day Tony got the phone call from Dan asking to be his partner in the OAOAST tag team title tournament of 2004. I don't blame for him jumping at the chance to capture championship gold, but I do blame Dan Black for ruining this family's plans to become the biggest force in professional wrestling. It would've been US dominating the tag scene, not some Englishman riding on the coattails of my cousin. It won't be just another match this Thurday night on HeldDOWN~! I'll wrestle my cousin with the respect he deserves as a former World Champion, but I'll break every rule in the book when I'm in there with you, Dan Black. I'll expect the worst out of you just as you'll expect the worst out of me. I leave you with this, Black: blood is thicker than water. [i]* SWOOSH *[/i] BUFFER And their opponents in this Conference Final bout! "Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins hits as the entranceway is engulfed by black smoke. BUFFER First...hailing from London, England, weighing 242 pounds, the man who has held more championships than any other in the sport today, a four-time tag team champion of the woooooorld, he is "THE ICE HEART"...DAN BLLLLLLAAAAAAACK! His partner...from Hollywood U.S.A., 262 pounds, the former professional wrestling heavyweight champion of the world...TONY BRANNIGAN! Together they are known as the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew... BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Black and Tony emerge through the smoke and on their way to the squared circle. SCHIAVONE Jesse, many people have interpreted Moneymaker's comments about blood being thicker then water as meaning Tony's been offered a position with the Enterprise. VENTURA Possibly. I mean, having a former World Champion in your stable would be quite a coup. He'd be by far the most experience member of the company, somebody who can teach the others the ins and outs of professional wrestling. You think Tony would take the family discount, or come full price? SCHIAVONE One thing Tony Brannigan and Theodore Moneymaker have in common is their love of money. Either way, I'm sure Theodore can afford the price tag. Both teams huddle in their respective corners to discuss last minute strategy, until Dan Black breaks away from his to attack Theodore Moneymaker! Right behind is Tony Brannigan, who pulls Christian Wright aside and unloads heavy forearms on the Natural while Black chops the hide off the chest of the Billion Dollar Heir. * DINGDINGDING * Everything going their way early, Black T suddenly find themselves on the defensive as Wright and Moneymaker fight back. In a bit of comedy relief, both teams go for the eyes and blind each other. That doesn't stop CW from lunging at Tony, who hears the rumbling footsteps and lowers the shoulder, tossing Wright over the top and to the floor! Inside, Theodore is the first to fully regain his eye sight and passes up the opportunity to get in a free shot on his cousin, choosing to unleash his fury on Dan Black instead. But the Ice Heart ducks a right and delivers an atomic drop, followed by a nasty running lariat to his tag partner's billionaire sibling. Rather than stay down or roll out to the floor, Moneymaker returns to his feet and is met by a hard kick to the stomach, then an equally painful knife-edge chop before being whipped into the ropes...but CW and Mackenzie are there to pull him out to saftey. SCHIAVONE Dan Black just gave Theodore Moneymaker his two cents, Jesse Ventura! VENTURA Joke all you want, Schiavone, but even you have to give kudos to the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright for hanging in there with Black T. Brawling isn't their method of choice, but they showed they're more than capable of slugging it out. The Enterprise regroup outside and devise a new plan that sees Moneymaker challenge Dan Black one on one, only to turn around and have his Financial Analyst do the dirty work for him. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" WRIGHT SILENCE! Finally, wrestling action. Christian grabs a side headlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up and turns it into a hammerlock, but Dan reaches between his legs and yanks Wright off his feet with a single leg trip, immediately trapping the legs for the Sharpshooter. Fortunately for CW, he's able to wiggle free and land a European uppercut. He backs the Ice Heart into the ropes and fires him off after a tag to Moneymaker, who capitalizes on a CW forearm smash to the midsection with the Billion $ Kneelift and A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Theodore slams Black and tags Christian. MIDDLE ROPE ELBOWDROP! ONE... TWO... Save by Tony. He and CW have a few choice words for each other, but that's the extent of it. Referee Charles Robinson back on top of his game after that bad night two weeks ago. Once again the legal man, Theodore covers, but not before he and CW connect on a double snap powerslam! ONE... TWO... But only two. CW is called in for some more double-teaming, but it backfires as Dan ducks the double clothesline and wipes out both men with an STO! SCHIAVONE Apparently the Enterprise didn't study the Sooner Bruisers/Black T match as thoroughly as they should have, or they would've known that was coming. ONE... TWO... DOUBLE KICKOUT! Black smartly tags out in favor of the fresher Tony Brannigan. Eye brows are raised when the former World Champion goes straight for Christian Wright rather than Theodore Moneymaker, the legal man. He shoots Wright off to the far side and displays his strength, military pressing the Natural before slamming him on the canvas. Unlike earlier, Theodore doesn't pass up the chance to cheapshot his cousin this time around, decking Tony from behind! THEODORE (flashing the universal sign of money, or money fingers) :lol: SCHIAVONE I can't believe it! Theodore Moneymaker just sucker punched his own cousin! VENTURA More interestingly, he's laughing about it. It obvious he didn't mean what he said about wanting to make-up with Tony. The fact he went through so much trouble just to gain a psychological edge moved him up my favorites list. Teddy reaffirmed what we all already knew, he'll do anything to win. I admire that. No idea who hit him, Tony covers up as best he can while Theodore puts the boots to him. Slapping him upside the head, Moneymaker denounces his cousin for siding with Dan over him following the World 6-man tag title tournament last year. Having shaken off most of the cobwebs, Brannigan's eyes light up in rage once realizing who it is screaming at him. Theodore pleds igornace but Tony refuses to hear that, taking it right to the Billion Dollar Heir. Staggered by a series of right hands, Moneymaker is sent in for the ride and military pressed...into the arms of Christian Wright! Dan Black comes in to get him some and the match degernates into another pier-six brawl, much to the fans delight. SCHIAVONE We gotta take a break! VENTURA What, now?! SCHIAVONE Yeah. As always, the tape machines are rolling. Should the match end during the break we'll show you what happened on replay. Stay with us! You won't be HeldDOWN~! for long! * COMMERICAL * Before he was Mr. Fantastic, Craig T. Nelson was...Coach. Also starring Jerry Van Dyke, the Stephen Baldwin of the Van Dyke acting family and from "My Mother, the Car" fame. COACH Weeknights on TSM. * COMMERICAL * We return from break to see Theodore Moneymaker as in bad of shape actress Sharon Stone was in Germany. The Billion Dollar Heir is backdropped out of the corner and set up for the Attitude Adjustment Piledriver...but Christian Wright steps in and hits the SUPERKICK to save his boss, who floats on top for the cover! ONE... TWO... NO!! Dan Black kicks Theodore in the balls to breakup the pin. Luckily it was lightning quick, otherwise it would've been an automatic disqualification. Moneymaker rolls to his corner grimacing in pain but is able to make the tag. Wright drops an elbow on Tony for good measure and covers. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! A get-that-weak-shit-out-of-here type of kickout. CW keeps Tony grounded with a reverse chinlock, grinding the knee into the spine of the back in the process. Like his partner did two weeks ago, Dan Black baits the fans into rallying behind Tony by slapping the top turnbuckle feverishly. VENTURA Look at Dan Black pandering to the crowd. Black T, as great as they are, may be the most desperate team left in the tournament, Schiavone. They've become the aging team in a division filled with youth. SCHIAVONE But also inexperience, as I'm sure you'd admit. Besides, even without the help the crowd would still be on Black T's side because they have the respect of everyone in our great sport. Tony rises to his feet and drops down with Wright, smacking the crown of his head into the jaw of the Enterprise's Financial Analyst. Dan Black positions himself for the tag, but Theodore Moneymaker sprints over and knocks him off the apron. Heads up move on Theodore's part, enabling him and CW to make the exchange. Moneymaker whips Brannigan hard into the buckle, then charges in and drives the shoulder into the midsection again and again. The Billion Dollar Heir unleashes a fury of right hands and chops, all while :lol: in his cousin's face. Yet another tag is made by the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. The Natural picks up where Teddy left off, hammering the former heavyweight champion of the world with a combination of European uppercuts and knife-edge chops. Even Mackenzie DeCenzo gets in on the act. CW sets it up by choking Brannigan on the middle rope before backing away at the request of the referee, which allows the Enterprise CFO to SLAP the taste out of Tony's mouth! "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" Mackenzie throws it right back at the fans, taking a bow at their less than flattering chant. Wright hits the ropes and slides outside Big Boss Man (RIP) style, nailing Brannigan with a European uppercut from the arena floor. Then it's to the air. Christian paces himself as he climbs to the top, not wanting to rush things. Hindsight 20/20, perhaps he should have. Tony gets the KNEES UP as CW comes off the top with the FROG SPLASH! SCHIAVONE This may be the opening Tony needs to make the tag, Jesse. VENTURA Dan Black standing by, as is Theodore Moneymaker. Let's not forget, it's as important for CW to tag out as it is Tony. Both are reeling. The turtle race is on. Brannigan and Wright looking to tag first, and it's CW...followed closely by Tony. Moneymaker is leveled by Black on the way in, the Ice Heart thrusting both forearms hard into the chest of the Billion Dollar Heir. Wright swings and misses, and Dan makes him pay by hitting a double-arm DDT. Theodore tries to surprise Dan with a flying double axehandle smash, but he's caught in a bear hug on the way down...NORTHERN LITES SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! Quickly, Black grabs the arm...La Majistral cradle! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Black returns to a vertical base and eats a SPEAR! SCHIAVONE My goodness, Christian Wright came out of nowhere with that spear! Wright places Dan in a front facelock, the prelude to one of two finishing moves, but Tony Brannigan is there to ram the knee into the back, a RUDE AWAKENING for CWii VENTURA There's so much action going on I don't know how to call it. I just know Black T are in the driver's seat. The fans rise as Black T eye Moneymaker, resulting in a chant for "3-B." Knowing what lies ahead, Mackenzie DeCenzo hops on the apron to buy her associates time. Dan and Tony brush the referee aside and plant a big wet one on DeCenzo! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Repulsed, Mackie jumps down and wipes her mouth with the sleeve of her pinstrip suit jacket. Moneymaker avenges the honor of his CFO, blindsiding Black T, sending Tony Brannigan tumbling outside and Dan Black throat-first into the top rope with a clothesline. Theodore stalks Dan on the way up and locks him in the BANK VAULT, but the Ice Heart is able to land an elbow to the ribs and slips out and around...CROSS ARM GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! Black goes right to his next move, a CRADLE PILEDRIVER...but rather than go straight for the pin he pops up and gives the THROAT/SLASH~! SCHIAVONE I don't think Dan Black is through, Jesse. He wants to send Theodore a message. VENTURA The best message Black can send is by winning the match. He just wants to hurt Moneymaker. Dan scales the turnbuckles...TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT!! SCHIAVONE That's it! It's all over! Or so you'd think. Mackie distracts the referee on the apron as Wright slides in and rakes Black's eyes. Like a thief in the night, CW gets his job done fast, hooking Dan for a suplex but first hangs the feet on the top rope and then snaps him over with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! VENTURA The Conversion Rate! CW drapes Teddy's arm across Dan's chest and flees, nailing Tony with an STO on the arena floor. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the 2007 Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Champions, advancing onto the 3rd annual Anderson Cup Finals...CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mackenzie throws his arms up in celebrating, rushing inside to congrat the MWC Conference champions and 2007 Anderson Cup finalists. SCHIAVONE Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright have advanced. What a heartbreaking loss for Black T, Jesse. VENTURA Dan Black and Tony Brannigan have nothing to be ashamed. They gave it everything. Just when it looked like they were gonna pull it off, Mackie does her thing, distracts the referee -- and who can blame him -- CW comes in, rakes Black in the eyes and nails him with the Conversation Rate. 1-2-3. Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker, your winners. SCHIAVONE Whatever the future holds, Black T will go down as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. 3-time tag team champions, former HI-YAH tag team champions and former Award Award winners for Tag Team of the Year. But tonight is the Enterprise's night. They advance to the finals which will be held on our Syndicated program February 25th. Stay with us. More to come! Edited February 15, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
