HD: Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place before the Spanish Fly/Jay Richards match, preferably in the middle of the show.

 

HeldDOWN~! returns from commercial break with Dance Dance Dragon already in the ring, dancing to "Hung Up" by Madonna. 

COLE
Back on HeldDOWN~!, and fans, we are about to begin the next First Round Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship! Dance Dance Dragon takes on "La Cicatriz" Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez! 

COACH
This should be interesting. Talk about a mismatch! Ramone vs. THE DRAGON!? Ha! Whoever set up the brackets should be given a raise. What an easy victory this will be for "La Cicatriz"! 

COLE
Well, let’s just see, Coach. DDD hasn’t been given alot of time to show his stuff. Perhaps this tournament could be his breakthrough? 

COACH
HA! HA! Let’s just get on with it! 

"Hung Up" by Madonna dies down. Dance Dance Dragon bounces off the ropes and looks to the entrance. A cool, suave Cuban bossa nova song begins playing. The crowd boos. The entrance doors slide open, and Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez comes out. The boos get louder. Gutierez has a cocky smirk on his face. He raises his hands in the air, garnering more boos. Gutierez walks down the entrance ramp as his entrance theme continues playing. 

BUFFER
And his opponent. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 200 lbs. He is "La Cicatriz" RAMONE JUAN JESUS GUTIIIIIIEEERRRREEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! 

Ramone speaks in Spanish directly to the camera as he continues making his way to the ring, calm, cool, cocky, and confident. He walks with a swagger in his step. 

COLE
Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is in it to win it in this tournament. An OAOAST rookie, Ramone could make a huge splash by winning his first OAOAST title in less than 8 months! 

COACH
Ramone has a bright future ahead of him. We’ve already seen that he can go many times in the past. Now, his hard work will be rewarded with a title in the form of the X-Division Championship! Ramone just has to give this scrub either the Ramone’s Way or The Switchblade and he’ll move on, conquering 3 more scrubs on the way to winning the X-Division Title! 

Ramone jaws with some fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps, then enters the ring.

COLE
We are 45 days away from finding out who’ll be the next superstar to wear the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt! The tournament continues as two young superstars go at it in First Round action! Speaking of the tournament, here’s some comments made earlier from "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! 

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican appears in a little box on the right hand corner of the screen, standing in front of the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set. PRL is wearing sunglasses, his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring on his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, and a blue dress shirt that’s unbuttoned. PRL sneers before he speaks. 

"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN
Greetings, all you pieces of trailer park trash! It is I! YOUR CORPORATE Champion, Tha Puerto Rican! Now I know you are all disappointed that I’m not here on HeldDOWN~! this week, but you see, I have to start making wedding plans with my girl, Lindsay! But don’t fret, Lightning Bolts. The Corporate Champ WILL be here NEXT WEEK! And as for the tournament, I only have three words: JUST BRING IT! It doesn’t matter who Tha Puerto Rican faces, it doesn’t matter how many matches I must have. The fact of the matter is this: come hell or high water, Tha Puerto Rican will beat each and every jabroni you throw at me, and I WILL leave AngleMania VI on April the 1st as the NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion! I’ve already begun. Defeating Kenji ffkjdfjfklds in the First Round. Now onto Dan Black, the so-called OAOAST ’legend’ on February 24th at OAOAST Syndicated, and then, there will be 2 more left. And whoever those 2 jabronies are, they better get ready. Because Tha Puerto Rican is gonna come charging like a bull and giving them a Corporate Nightmare! So watch out for the lightning strikes, because this tournament belongs to me! And that’s the truth, Ruth! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! 

PRL does the Corporate Eyebrow. He then sneers at the camera. The promo ends. 

COACH
He’s so powerful! He’s a favourite to win! 

COLE
He certainly is, Coach. Tha Puerto Rican to take on "The Ice Heart" Dan Black on February 24th at OAOAST Syndicated. The first Quarterfinal Match-up in the X-Division Tournament. But before we get to that, we must first find out who’ll also advance to the Quarterfinals continuing with this match tonight. 

COACH
Dragon’s screwed. 

Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez poses in the center of the ring. The crowd boos loudly. Ramone smiles evilly. Dance Dance Dragon looks at his opponent. Gutierez takes off his very expensive looking black and gold vest, black designer shades, and his Rolex watch, handing the Rolex watch over to a ringside attendant, telling him to watch it (get it? Watch. Watch.). Ramone looks at his opponent for tonight and laughs. 

COLE
Ramone better be careful not to get overconfident. This is a single elimination tournament. One loss and he’s gone! 

COACH
Sure. But come on. I think he can be overconfident for this match. 

COLE
Careful though. His overconfidence may hurt him! 

Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez has a smirk on his face. Dance Dance Dragon stands at a turnbuckle corner. Referee Rudy Charles pats down Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez, and then pats down Dance Dance Dragon. He then calls for the bell as Ramone’s cool, suave Cuban bossa nova theme song dies down.   

*DING DING DING*

[b]FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
DANCE DANCE DRAGON vs. RAMONE JUAN JESUS GUTIEREZ[/b]
Dance Dance Dragon and Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez stare each other down. The two men circle each other. They lock up. Ramone shoves DDD onto the mat! He then poses. The crowd boos. 

COLE
And Gutierez showcasing his power right now! 

COACH
Heh. Dragon has no chance. 

Ramone motions for Triple D to get up. DDD gets up. Dragon and Ramone circle each other once again. They lock up. They jockey for position. Gutierez knees Dragon in the gut. He then punches Dragon in the face! He does it again! And again! And a fourth time! Gutierez chops Dragon across the chest! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ramone grabs Dragon and whips him into the ropes. Back elbow sends Triple D down to the mat! Ramone goes for the cover. 

ONE!


TWO! 

COLE
And Ramone Gutierez absolutely dominant in the early portion of this match, not allowing Dragon any offense! 

Ramone has a smirk on his face as he picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He gives Dragon a vertical suplex. Cover. It gets two! “La Cicatriz” picks Dragon up by his mask and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes, following up with a dropkick! Ramone picks Dragon up again, and gives him a back suplex! He then chokes Dragon with his bare hands! The crowd boos! 

COLE
Now come on! Is this even necessary? 

COACH
Yes. 

Rudy Charles orders Ramone to break it up. So, he does. The crowd boos some more. Gutierez gets up...and slaps Dragon upside the head! He does it a few times while yelling at Triple D in Spanish. 

COLE
Ramone is just enjoying himself now! 

COACH
He can do that. It’s a free country! Ramone is in control and he knows it baby! HA HA! 

COLE
Dragon’s gotta get things going if he wants to advance! Ramone has just dominated since the bell sounded! 

Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez slaps Dance Dance Dragon upside the head again and again! "La Cicatriz" picks Dragon up by his mask, and whips him into a turnbuckle corner. Ramone charges forward---

---DRAGON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! 





---AND RAMONE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE STERNUM FIRST! 

COLE
Whoa! Dragon moved out of the way just in time! 

COACH
What the hell!? 

Ramone is stunned. The crowd is starting to come alive. Dance Dance Dragon picks Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez by his hair and lifts him up onto his shoulders...








...giving him the MUSCLE BUSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~!

COLE
Bemani Buster! Bemani Buster! Dragon just gave Ramone his finishing move! 

COACH
He has a finishing move!? 

The crowd cheers loudly. Dance Dance Dragon covers Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez, hooking his legs. Referee Rudy Charles counts. The crowd counts along. 

1...











2....
















2.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999

















3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (3:21)

COACH
OMGWTFBBQ~!?!?!?!?

COLE
He did it! He actually did it! 

Dance Dance Dragon is shocked! Rudy Charles raises Triple D’s hands. "Hung Up" by Madonna starts playing as Dance Dance Dragon leaves the ring, still surprised at his victory. Ramone lies on the mat, in pain from the Bemani Buster. 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...and moving onto the Quarterfinals of the tournament...DANCE DANCE DRAGOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

Dragon pumps his fist as if to say, "YES!" He raises his hands on the outside and then walks up the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way as "Hung Up" continues playing. 

COLE
What an upset! The heavily favoured Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez has been ELIMINATED from the X-Division tournament! Dance Dance Dragon is moving onto the Quarterfinals to take on either Spanish Fly or Jay Richards! 

COACH
What the hell? How is this even happening!? DANCE DANCE DRAGON is moving onto the Quarterfinals!?!? DANCE DANCE DRAGON!? The goofball who dresses like a dragon and plays Dance Dance Revolution!? HE is moving on!? Not Ramone! But DRAGON!? 

COLE
Anything can happen in the One And Only AngleSault Thread, Coach! And this is proof! We have just witnessed the Ultimate Upset! Dance Dance Dragon, the longshot in this tournament, has just beaten one man in this tournament. He’s 3 victories away from the X-Division Title! 

COACH
Oh my God. You gotta be kidding! Dance Dance Dragon? If Dance Dance Dragon wins the X-Division Championship at AngleMania VI...oh Lord. Then the OAOAST has sunk to a new low. 

COLE
Oh come on, Coach! 

DDD jumps up and down on the entrance stage. The crowd cheers loudly. Dragon exits through the sliding doors. Ramone Gutierez is sitting up, surprised.

COACH
No, seriously, DANCE DANCE DRAGON!? 

COLE
Coach, it’s happened! Ramone is GONE! Dance Dance Dragon is STILL in the tournament! Let’s take a look at the updated brackets. 

A graphic appears on screen showing the updated brackets for the tournament for the vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship thus far. "Hung Up" by Madonna continues playing. 

[U][b]FIRST ROUND[/b][/U]
[b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Kenji Kawada - PRL[/b] 
[b]"After Hours" Felix Strutter vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - Black[/b] 

[b]Otaku II vs. James Riggs - Riggs[/b] 
[b]Jamie O' Hara vs. Reject - Reject[/b] 

[b]Spanish Fly vs. Jay Richards[/b] 
[b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez - DDD[/b] 

[b]Vitamin X vs. James Blonde[/b] 
[b]Longdogger Pete vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix[/b]  

[u][b]QUARTER-FINALS[/b][/u]
[b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black[/b]  

[b]James Riggs vs. Reject[/b]  

??? [b]vs. Dance Dance Dragon[/b] 

COLE
The Quarterfinals are starting to shape up. PRL, Dan Black, James Riggs, Reject, and now, Dance Dance Dragon, have moved onto the next round! Later on tonight, we will find out who Dragon faces on the March 8th HeldDOWN~! as Spanish Fly takes on Jay Richards! And then next week, the two final First Round Matches as the returning Longdogger Pete takes on Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, and Vitamin X takes on James Blonde!

COACH
The tournament can still be salvaged! If Prince Vitamin or PRL make it to the Finals, it’s all good! 

COLE
Let’s not count our chickens before they hatch, Coach. We still got a long way to go in this tournament. Remember, AngleMania VI is still 45 days away! 

COACH
That’s why I invented my time machine! 

COLE
You don’t have a time machine. 

COACH
I know. 

COLE
Ugh. Anyway fans, we’ll be right back right after this! Dance Dance Dragon continues on in his Road To AngleMania VI, while Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is OUT of the tournament! The Ultimate Upset! 

Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is up in the ring. He is still shocked. But his shock turns to anger as he kicks the bottom rope and curses in Spanish. "Hung Up" by Madonna continues playing as we fade out on Ramone yelling in Spanish while the fans cheer. 

[b]FADE OUT[/b]

[b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]