Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2007 (edited) Not exactly my best work, but it's something and that's always better than nothing. And now, [color=blue][b]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/color] presented by Your Imagination: Insert Slogan Here. [b]Two Weeks Ago[/b] [quote]LOW BLOW stops Brannigan in his tracks. In addition to the referee being down and out, so are Dan and Uber outside. With no authority figure present Big Frank wallops Tony with a STEEL CHAIR! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Big Frank swipes his arms to singal the end is near. He facelocks Tony for the 69 DRIVER but spends most of his time taunting the hecklers ringside.... :huh: :huh: :huh: ...apparently causing a commotion in the stands, which we soon learn is because LOGAN USHER MANN is in the building! VENTURA What?! He's got no business being here! With the aid of a CANE, Logan hops over the guardrail and sneaks up behind Big Frank...BREAKING THE CANE ACROSS HIS BACK!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Unaware of what happened, Dan Black casually climbs onto the apron only to be yanked down by Uber. The Psycho Gremlin leaning him against the ringpost for a headbutt...but Black moves and Uber posts himself! "THREE-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The fans know what's next. 3-B, THE BLACK BODY BAG!!! Earl Hebner crawls over as Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew known as Black T, both cover Big Frank! ONE... TWO... THREE!!![/quote] Standing by at our backstage interview location, the SOONER BRUISERS alongside Hall of Famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund. OKERLUND Here with me at this time, the only brother combination to hold the OAOAST tag team championship of the world, Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, the Sooner Bruisers. Gentlemen, thank you for joining me. I know you have plently to say about the challenged issued to you by the Heavenly Rockers just a few short days ago on our syndicated weekend program. However, before we get to that, let's revisit the challenged as issued across the country and around the world this past weekend. * SWOOSH * [b]Courtesy: [color=#800080]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] Conducted atop the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE, Tony Schiavone holds the mic as Logan Usher Mann pontificates. By his side wife Holly-Wood and fellow Heavenly Rocker Synth. LOGAN As they say, paybacks are a [beep]! You didn't really think a sprained knee would stop me from ripping the hearts out of your chests and stomping 'em to a bloody pulp, did you, Bruisers? While breaking that cane across Frank's back was as satisifying as a late night with Holly-Wood, the Heavenly Rockers understand the war is far from over. But it is one step closer to ending it. Right now the Sooner Bruisers are probably experiencing a side effect that usually occurs from the intake of a certain drug and need something to help release all that anger inside of them. It just so happens I have what the doctor ordered. You see, there's this little pay-per-view coming up April 1st. AngleMania I think it's called. Biggest night of the year they say, the granddaddy of them all. Zack Malibu vs. Drek Stone is worth the price of admission alone, but let's play the Steamboat/Savage to their Andre/Hogan. Let's end the war once and for all. I'm talking about a Sin City Street Fight! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" LOGAN Being as how this will be the first AngleMania to be held outside the United States entirely, let's raise the stakes. LOSER LEAVES TOWN!! SCHIAVONE :o LOGAN Go ask Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard just how tough we are in that kind of match. SYNTH Now ya'll mutha[beep] deal wit dat! * SWOOSH * Back live, the Bruisers are ready to explode. OKERLUND You heard Logan Mann reference the Beverly Hills Blonds in his closing statement. As many of you know, Simon and Ned lost a Sin City Street Fight last AngleMania but returned due to a loophole discovered by Mackenzie DeCenzo. While OAOAST officials have signed off on the proposed match, the loser will only leave town for 90 days, as to prevent the total loss of one of the two top tag teams in the sport today. BIG FRANK We don't need no damn saftey net, Norma Gene. 90 days or forever, it don't matter 'cause me and my brother are gonna beat them so bad they'll never be able to wrestle again. OKERLUND So you accept? BIG FRANK Yeah, we accept. We finally get our chance to cripple their sorry asses without threat of repercussions from the suits at OAOAST Towers. Heavenly Rockers, you better take out the best insurance plan you can find, and Logan Mann, I suggest you have your sperm frozen because you'll never be capable of fathering children after we get done with you and Powder. COD, Los Diablos or Wright and Moneymaker, you all better watch your backs because we're coming after you and the World tag titles next. OKERLUND Assuming you get past the Heavenly Rockers at AngleMania? BIG FRANK Assume nothing! I told you so! OKERLUND Let's go back to the ring. Edited February 20, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
