Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2007 COLE With a preview of this weekend's huge Syndicated program, here are Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/syndicatedannouncers.jpg] SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Michael. Not only do we have a preview of this week's edition of OAOAST Syndicated, we also have a very special interview with one of the all-time greats in the sport... VENTURA :) SCHIAVONE ...who is not Jesse Ventura. VENTURA :huh: If it ain't me, then who is it, Schiavone? SCHIAVONE You'll find out momentarily like everyone else. First we gotta run down the card. VENTURA Oh, God. Please tell me it's not Hogan. SCHIAVONE The card, Jesse! The card! VENTURA Hey, that's right. What a show we got for you this week. Exclusive highlights and matches from the ongoing H1 Grand Prix tournament; The Freebird vs. Scotty Static in a mask vs. hair match; Tha Puerto Rican vs. Dan Black in an X-Division title quarterfinal bout; No Holds Barred -- Sly Somers vs. the #1 contender to Drek Stone's OAOAST Championship Zack Malibu... SCHIAVONE And in our MAIN EVENT...! VENTURA The finals of the 2007 Anderson Cup: Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright vs. a true Cinderella team in every sense of the word, those lovable fruits from south of the border, Los Diablos de Fuego. SCHIAVONE And that and more this weekend on an extended edition of OAOAST Syndicated. Be sure to check your local listings for time and date. Speaking of the Anderson Cup, are you ready for our special guest? VENTURA Is it a woman? SCHIAVONE Wrong again. He's a legend in our sport... VENTURA I'm a legend. SCHIAVONE ...a former World tag team champion... VENTURA I'm a former tag team champion. SCHIAVONE ...with 4 different partners... VENTURA Well, I guess it really isn't me. SCHIAVONE I told you it wasn't. VENTURA Don't get condescending with me. Your lucky I even let you co-host [i]my show[/i]. SCHIAVONE As I was saying, fans, a true legend in our sport, please welcome an original member of the 4 Horsemen..."THE ENFORCER" ARN ANDERSON!!! Once again unable to gain permission to use the Horsemen theme, Double A is accompanied by the OAOAST Legends theme. Met by a standing ovation Arn scoopes the arena, milking the moment for all it's worth before flashing the famous 4 fingers, the sign of the Horsemen. VENTURA It might not be me or a woman with a huge rack, but this is a pretty good surprise. One of the toughest men to ever step foot in the ring, Double A, Arn Anderson. Having made his way to the interview stage, Arn shakes hands with both Tony and Jesse, then holds up the 4 fingers once more to another loud ovation. ANDERSON I gotta tell you, outside of the Carolinas there isn't a more fitting place for yours truly to appear than right here in Baltimore. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" ANDERSON But enough about me. My time has come and gone. Let's talk about the 2007 Anderson Cup -- and in my opinion, the best one yet. Out of 16 teams only 2 remain. The cinderella Los Diablos de Fuego and the team of Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker. Both young and hungry. I know some people will hold the fact Wright and Moneymaker tried to buy their way into the finals against them, but make no mistake about it, they earned their trip. Just look at the accolades of the teams they defeated -- The Love Doctors, HI-YAH tag champions; America's Team, Tag Team World Cup finalists; Black T, 3-time OAOAST tag team champions and arguably the greatest tag team in history. Their opponents are equally as worthy of advancing to the finals. As the old saying goes, don't judge a book by its cover. Los Diablos de Fuego might not be the biggest or strongest guys in the world, but they have a ton of heart and that can go along way in the greatest sport of them all, as I can attest to. SCHIAVONE Arn, I hate to put you on the spot, but who do you think is going to win? ANDERSON Boy, that's a tough one. Both teams have really impressed me. But everything seems to be pointing in the direction of Los Diablos de Fuego. First they take care of unfinished business with the Beverly Hills Blonds to reach the finals, now they're up against the man who put a bounty on their heads and the men who just happen to be close associates of the Blonds. VENTURA So you're picking Los Diablos? ANDERSON No, I'm going to have to say Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. They remind me of me and Tully Blanchard in our hey day, only with a much better looking version of J.J. Dillion. I think they'll be able to slow down Los Diablos and keep them grounded for most of the match. If they can't do that then I see a Diablos win. Either way I expect a competitive final. SCHIAVONE Arn, thank you for your time. It's been a pleasure having you with us. ANDERSON Thank you, guys. I had a great time. Look forward to this weekend. SCHIAVONE As do we. Arn exits. VENTURA What about you, Schiavone? Who do you got? SCHIAVONE Los Diablos de Fuego. You? VENTURA Like Double A, I'm going with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. I expect Los Diablos to have an emotional letdown after an emotion win last week. Besides, haven't you heard how they've spent their time training, if you can even call it that. SCHIAVONE As a matter of fact, we're about to view that piece of footage. So without any further ado, here's a special video feature on how both teams are preparing for their match this weekend. [i]AC/DC "Money Talks"[/i] Nighttime somewhere in the United States. A valet opens the door to the stretch limousine parked outside a 5-star hotel. A beavy of beauties emerge from the limo first, followed by THE ENTERPRISE, all of whom smoking cigars except CPA who provides security. Moneymakers hands the valet a wad of cash as he and his buddies head to their suite. Inside, the women entertain the guys in their bra and panties. In fact, if you didn't know any better you'd think they were strippers. Yeow! Tailored suits, chaufeured cars, Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, all for a price, Where the red hot girls keep on Dancin' through the night. The claim is on you, the sights are on me, So what do you do, that's guaranteed? Hey little girl, you want it all, The furs, the diamonds, the paintings on the wall. From Mackenzie wandering the room in a mink fur coat and diamond jewerly counting money, to shots of Theodore making out with various women and him and CW kicking ass in the Anderson Cup. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Then it's onto the home of Theodore Moneymaker, Money Manor. We see the maid tidying up the place and the chef working in the kitchen. A French maid, foreign chef, A big house, with kingsize beds. You had enough, you ship 'em out, The dollar's up, down, you better buy the pound. The claim is on you, the sights are on me, So what do you do? That's guaranteed Hey little girl, you break the laws, You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Clips of Mackie interfering in Enterprise bouts air, as well as more footage of Wright and Moneymaker taking care of business in the ring. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on , come on, listen to the money talk Money talks, Yeah ! Inside the Enterprise hotel room, the Blonds lay exhausted on the kingsize bed as Moneymaker pays the women for their services, laughing as only he can. Even at play Wright is still at work crunching numbers. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Money talks, talks, talks, Oh, here it comes, yeah, yeah, yeah! Money talk! Outside, CPA keeps the paparazzi at bay as the Enterprise return to their limo and drive off. [i]The Pointer Sisters "I'm So Excited"[/i] Decked in pink tuxedos, Los Diablos de Fuego receive a hereos welcome as they cross the border into Mexico to party with friends and family. Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen Tonight we'll put all other things aside Give in this time and show me some affection We're going for those pleasures in the night I want to love you, feel you Wrap myself around you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow, I'll let it go Helicopter spotlights provide electricity to the impromptu fiesta. Arm and arm, Moracca and Mariachi cozy up, then rip each other's clothes off before bumping and grinding against one another! I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you Video of Mackenzie DeCenzo heading to the ring with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright is followed by clips of Los Diablos beating the snot out of the Beverly Hills Blonds in the Conference Finals. We shouldn't even think about tomorrow Sweet memories will last a long, long time We'll have a good time baby don't you worry And if we're still playing around boy that's just fine Highlights of Diablos Anderson Cup matches against the South Central Militia, Team Canada and Beverly Hills Blonds air, concluding with a staredown with Wright and Moneymaker from an episode of HeldDOWN~! Let's get excited, we just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you From partying on the border to Los Diablos lusting in their dressing room over pictures of Officer Tango Bosley and EMT Tim Cash, Rescue 911. If that isn't disturbing enough, Moracca and Mariachi tie-up Tony Brannigan against his will and scrub their tights across his washboard abs! I want to love you, feel you Wrap myself around you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow, I'll let it go Back at the border party, Los Diablos pour beer all over themselves which the producer of this segment plays in slow-motion. To make up for it the video gets hardcore, showing a close-up of both Diablos bleeding to set up footage of their New Year's Spectacular Mexican Street Fight versus Los Conquistadors. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you A shot of the OAOAST tag team titles are sliced with more footage of Los Diablos dishing out violence against the Blonds and Conquistadors. I'm so excited (look what you do to me) And I just can't hide it (you got me burning up) I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited (look what you do to me) And I just can't hide it (I'm about to give it up) And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you The video ends with Tony Brannigan appearing out of nowhere to chase Los Diablos back across the border, and the Wright/Moneymaker-Diablos staredown from earlier. [b]THIS WEEKEND[/b] [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/SYNDICATED.jpg] [b][color="#FF8C00"]ANDERSON CUP FINALS[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]Los Diablos de Fuego[/color] vs. [color="#2E8B57"]Theodore Moneymaker[/color] & [color="#808000"]Christian Wright[/color][/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
