HD: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Segments!~

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Yup, Lindsay's got a storyline brewing. 3 segments concerning her for tonight's show. Here's the first one. Place it after the first match or the first segment, whatever.

 

The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick is at. He’s just standing there, doing nothing really, when "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican opens the door and enters the room, a magazine in his hands. The crowd boos.  

"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN
Yo, Popick! Popick! Yo! Check out Lindsay in this months issue of OAOAST Magazine! 

The camera does a close-up of one of Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez’s photos in this months OAOAST Magazine. The crowd cheers.

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PRL
Yeah. The sweater was my idea. Those puppies are gonna stay covered. But I allowed her to show off her fine sexy legs. Ain’t my future wife the new hotness? HA HA! 

Popick doesn’t look too pleased. 

PRL
Popick, what’s wrong? You don’t think Lindsay looks hot? You haven’t gone gay on me, have you? (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
P.R., whens the last time Lindsay wrestled a match?

PRL
Uh...I dunno. 2005, I guess? 

POPICK
Right. And whens the last time she WON a match? 

PRL
Ummm...uhh....err....

POPICK
EXACTLY! Lindsay hasn’t been improving her wrestling skills like she said she would! Instead, she’s been doing meaningless photoshoots  like THIS for 14-year-old boys to whack off to! 

PRL
And Thomas. 

POPICK
Right, and Thomas Rodriguez. 

PRL
So? What’s your point? 

POPICK
My point is, that, if you want The Lightning Crew to truly be a force to be reckon with in the OAOAST, we need wrestlers who can dominate in every division, every field possible. We need a dominant heavyweight, which we got in you--

PRL
Thank you! 

POPICK
We need a dominant tag team, which we got in Brains & Brawn. We need a dominant technical wrestler, which we got in Vitamin X. We need a dominant big man, and we got TWO of them in Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. And we need a dominant female to rule the Women’s Division. I want Lindsay to be that dominant female...because there’s no chance in hell of Princess Stacey becoming anything other than barely decent. Believe me, I’ve seen her train. 

PRL (nodding his head)
Mmm hmmm. 

POPICK  
So, we, the both of us, have to tell Lindsay that she’s gotta stop thinking about how good her ass looks in a pair of jeans, and start thinking of how good her Lindsay-curana looks. Lindsay’s gotta start concentrating on wrestling now. And hey, AngleMania VI is coming up soon. Wouldn’t it be great, if at AngleMania, you and Lindsay stood side by side, you with the X-Division Title, Lindsay with the Women’s Title? 

PRL
Yeah. I like that. 

POPICK
You guys are getting married soon. Don’t you want to become husband and wife AND the Golden Couple of the OAOAST? 

PRL
Yeah. Yeah! YEAH! I do! I do! 

POPICK
Good. I’m glad to hear that. So, let’s go talk to Lindsay and tell her what we want her to do. 

PRL
All right, Popick! Thanks, man. I knew you would do good as my "Career Consultant". 

POPICK
Not only am I your "Career Consultant", I am also The Lightning Crew’s "Career Consultant". 

PRL
Rock on! 

Popick stares at PRL. 

PRL
Sorry, that just slipped out. 

POPICK
Riiiighht. Let’s go. 

PRL
Okay! 

Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick leave The Lightning Crew dressing room. The crowd boos. The door slams as we head to commercial break. 

[b]FADE OUT[/b]

[b]Commercial break[/b]

 

Next up, Segment #2. Place sometime after the above segment, preferably after the second match on the show.

 

The camera cuts back to The Lightning Crew dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican are sitting on the sofa with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Lindsay is thinking something over. 

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
So, you want me to start thinking about my wrestling career? 

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
Yes, Lindsay! Do this for The Lightning Crew! 

LINDSAY
Well...

"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN
Lindsay, think about it. What better way to begin our life as husband and wife then as Champions? We could be the GOLDEN Couple of the OAOAST? Huh? Wouldn’t that be so sweet? Huh? Wouldn’t it? Huh? 

LINDSAY
Hmmm...

Lindsay stands up and looks at P.R./Popick. 

LINDSAY
All right! I’ll do it! I’m gonna win the Women’s Title! I’m gonna march up to Ashley Street right now and demand a title shot! 

PRL 
All right, Lindsay! That’s what I want to hear! Go get her, Lindsay! HA! HA! HA! HA! 

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
Yeah! Thanks P.R.! 

Lindsay kisses P.R. 

LINDSAY
You too, Popick! 

Lindsay hugs Popick. 

POPICK
Hey, anytime! 

LINDSAY
All right. See you guys, later! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez walks away. Popick and PRL watch her walk out the door. Popick smiles. PRL looks at him. 

PRL
Hey, you weren’t staring at her ass, were you? 

POPICK
What!? Oh...er...ummm...no. No. No! Of course not! No! She’s your girl! I know that! No! No! No! No. No! 

PRL
Okay. Just checking! 

POPICK (under his breath)
Whew. 

Popick breathes a sigh of relief. PRL continues staring at the door. This is the last thing we see before we fade out. 

[b]FADE OUT[/b]

[b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

 

And here's the last segment. Place it sometime during the middle of the show, please.

 

The camera cuts to the backstage area where Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is walking. Lindsay knocks on the door to the OAOAST Women’s lockerroom. When nobody answers, Lindsay knocks harder. Finally, she just goes ahead and opens the door, storming into the room to find Ashley Street doing some stretching on the floor. She stops her stretching once Lindsay arrives, and the two women stand face-to-face. 

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
Listen here, BRUTA! I want to talk to you! 

ASHLEY STREET
Ah, I know who you are. You’re Lindsay Gonzalez. The Lightning Crew’s hooker. 

LINDSAY
That’s MISS Lindsay Gonzalez to you, and how DARE you insulate that I’m a hooker, you ¡perra estúpida! 

ASHLEY
You going somewhere with this? 

LINDSAY
Yeah. I want a shot at your title! Name the time and the place and I’m there! 

Ashley chuckles. 

LINDSAY
What? What’s so funny!? 

ASHLEY
You! You barge in here, demanding a title shot, after doing dilly squat your entire career, and you expect me to give it to you? I’ve spent the past year defending this Title around the world, becoming the longest reigning Women’s Champion in OAOAST history! What have you done in the past year? Posed in slutty outfits for magazines? 

LINDSAY
I’m proud of my body, and I like to show it off! So don’t you dare criticize me, cuz you ain’t mah daddy! Now give me a title shot, NOW! 

ASHLEY
How about...no! So, why don’t you and your implants take a walk on out of here, and leave the REAL women wrestlers alone! 

LINDSAY
Why you--

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez SLAPS Ashley Street across her right cheek! 

ASHLEY
BITCH! 

Ashley spears Lindsay down, and the two girls get into a catfight! The crowd cheers! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes! 

Lindsay and Ashley tussle around on the floor, until the other women wrestlers come and break them up. It takes several of the wrestlers to hold Lindsay and Ashley respectively. The crowd boos! 

LINDSAY
COME ON! COME ON! LET ME GO! I WANT SOME! I WANT SOME! LET’S GO CHICA! BRING IT ON! 

(Cut to Sofa Central with Double C.)

COACH
Yes! I love it! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! 

Cole slaps Coach upside the head! 

COLE
Snap out of it! 

COACH
Sorry! I can’t help it! I love a good catfight! Oh! Clothes flying! T&A! Oh God! I can’t take it! I can’t take it! 

Cole slaps Coach upside the head! He does it again! And again! And again! And again! And again! 

COLE
I’m doing this for your own good, Coach! 

Cole finally stops bitchslapping Coach. Coach just stands there stunned. 

COLE
All righty then. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez wants to become the Women’s Champion, but Ashley’s not gonna just give her a title shot just cuz. She--

Michael Cole is suddenly handed a note from an off screen producer. 

COLE
Uh...thanks Marty. What’s this? (Cole reads the note) Well, word travels fast here in the OAOAST! Straight from AngleSault’s office, he has made a #1 Contenders Match for the OAOAST Women’s Championship this Saturday on Syndicated, pitting Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez against Confusia! 

COACH
That’s a former Women’s Champion Lindsay is facing! 

COLE
That’s right, and the same woman that Ashley beat to win the Title in February of *last* year! 

COACH
That match actually happened? 

COLE
Yes. And Pat Paterson actually won the WWF Intercontinental Title in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. 

COACH
Oh. I got’cha.

COLE
Anyway, another match added to OAOAST Syndicated this Saturday! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, the 1st Lady Of The Lightning Crew, will take on Confusia with the winner to go on to AngleMania VI on April 1st to challenge Ashley Street for the OAOAST Women’s Championship! 

COACH
Lindsay’s Road To AngleMania VI begins on February 24th! I can’t wait!

COLE
Right now, let’s go to...