King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2007 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening! [b]*GOOOOONG!*[/b] "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "C'mon man" "DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK..." Well, I wouldn't. But, it IS a comeback, the triumphant return of LEON RODEZ, to a ROARING reaction from the Cleveland fans! "Mama Said Knock You Out" hasn't been heard in an OAOAST arena for nearly four months now and grooving along to it never felt so right, the song drawing on a little longer than usual before the curtains part and Leon, dressed in his street clothes of course, appears and freezes on the stage at the reaction! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" SCHIAVONE What a THUNDEROUS reception! VENTURA These people are going nuts Schiavone! SCHIAVONE For the first time since our last Syndicated broadcast, Leon Rodez is here on OAOAST programming, ready to call the main event with us. Provided he can get up here without being mobbed, of course! VENTURA I know how he feels. Leon manages to bust out a little jig, but his head seems a little rigid and it's clear he's still suffering a little with his neck injury. Not that the fans seem to care though, continuing to whoop and holler as Leon is directed by a trusty member of OAOAST staff to the staircase to take him up towards the Syndicated announce desk in the sky (almost). He avoids most of the fans and their outstretched, grabby hands, making it safely to the announce position and shaking hands with both Tony and Jesse. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" SCHIAVONE Leon, take a seat, make yourself at home. LEON Man alive... I think one of my ear drums burst. That's all I need. SCHIAVONE The fans are going wild for sure. How does that rank for a welcome return? LEON It's the greatest welcome return in the history of our sport. VENTURA Haha, you should have seen that coming Tony! SCHIAVONE Well in any event, Leon, welcome. We've got a pivotal match in the OAOAST calendar on the way and we'll ask for your thoughts in a second, but first, let's send it down to Michael Buffer for the introductions... *DINGDING!* BUFFER The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the FINAL of the 2007 Anders... "REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" VENTURA The hell? LEON Oh great. Leon's sarcastic reaction pretty much sums up the thoughts of everyone in the arena, nobody what-so-ever happy to hear "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson, nor to see Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix marching out through the entrance way! In the ring, Buffer and assigned referee Charles Robinson look on in disgust as Todd Cortez and Megan Skye follow The Next Generation down the aisle, Landon motioning for the microphone and a clear ring as he climbs up the steps. VENTURA I knew it was too good to be true to get this far without the show turning into an SWF spin-off. SCHIAVONE Well, we expected Landon and Cortez here tonight. But, we also expected them long before now. Where do these two get off interrupting the Anderson Cup Final of all things? LEON Coincidence? I doubt it. Taking the microphone, Landon waits for Megan and Todd to join him. Todd's attention is clearly off in the completely opposite direction where the announce table in the crowd sits, but Landon apparantly doesn't mind or notice this as he clears his throat, waiting for some quiet. MADDIX Before we get too ahead of ourselves here, I have something to get off my chest. "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" MADDIX You people realise there's no overrun time on this network, right? If you want an Anderson Cup Final over three minutes, I suggest you pipe down. LEON He's got a point. Not much of one, granted. MADDIX Obviously, there's two teams in the back right now waiting to find out if they're going to AngleMania to challenge for the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. The grandest stage of them all, et cetera et cetera... the fact is, myself and Todd Cortez here weren't entered into that tournament. Prejudice against former SWF Tag Team Champions, whether we were an 'active team' at the time or not, is the only reason to explain why we were out while the cowboys, the bodybuilder guys and two fifths of the village people were in. So, we might not be challenging the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions at AngleMania. But, that doesn't mean we can't challenge for tag team titles. Landon smiles to himself. MADDIX You see, I've been pushing, Megan has been pushing and finally, the officials in charge of HI-YAH Promotions... and, I know, I still can't believe that it's real name either... finally, they've folded to our demands. D*LUX... "RRRAAAAAAHHHHH!" MADDIX (glares at the screaming women) ...congratulations, because you two have just found your way onto the biggest show of the year. All we have to do is make it official. And what better time than the present? So, consider yourselves called ou... LEON ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Exchanging his headset for a house mic, Leon Rodez has climbed onto the announce table and looks down into the ring, eyes locked with Todd Cortez. Suddenly, Cortez snatches the microphone and points up at the announce position. Maddix looks confused as to why he no longer has a mic in hand and what the hell has happened to his simple AngleMania challenge all of a sudden. LEON It's pretty obvious you've saved up this little cherade until I was out here, so if you don't mind, I've got something to get off of my chest. You see, it's been four months since I last stood in a wrestling ring. And I'm getting some serious déja vú here, because the last people I saw in a wrestling ring, besides of course the officials and the EMTs and Zack, was you Todd Cortez. Right after you tried to paralyse me on syndicated television. It's weird. I felt sick then and I feel just as sick right now. Cortez still has the microphone but has yet to use it, pulling it out of Landon's grasp as he tries to reclaim it. LEON When I arrived tonight, I had a feeling you wouldn't be too far away. Infact, I counted on it. I knew you two would show up, ready to take the shine off of my return. Well, quite frankly, that's fine with me. This grand build up to my trimuphant return sat behind a microphone, I could have done without. The words 'Return' and 'comeback' aren't going to mean a damn thing until I lace up my boots and step back into a wrestling ring, a privledge you robbed me of for four months! But guess what Todd... you put me out of action, but you didn't finish the job. "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" CORTEZ You wanna change that? LEON Besides that being the dumbest question I've ever heard, it's funny you should ask. See, as anyone who knows me knows, I don't get mad. But Todd, I DO get even. Repercussions will be dealt. The thought of you being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, unable to move your head more than a couple of inches in any one direction, ruining your life... that would give me no pleasure what-so-ever. Because unlike you, I have a conscience. I have a soul. I have a heart and this heart is the heart of a competitor. So my personal repercussion, my 'payback' if you will, it's pretty simple. I'm going to step into a wrestling ring again. Your plan to put me out of action, whether it was pre-meditated or just a heat of the moment action, will not work. And better yet, when I step into a wrestling ring for the first time since War Games, I'm gonna do so at your expense. Or, to put it another way, I'm challenging you to a match, one on one at AngleMania... "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Before Cortez can take that in and even think of responding though, Landon has reclaimed the microphone. And he shakes his head with a wry smile. MADDIX Apparantly, getting dropped on your head has done some damage to your hearing. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MADDIX Incase you didn't get the message, we've got our eyes set on your sister's meal-tickets. And I'm not talking about her bre... CORTEZ YOU'RE ON!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd positively EXPLODE as Cortez throws down the microphone and again locks eyes with Leon, The Silky Smooth One nodding his head in satisfaction from the announce position. One person not so satisfied is Landon, mouth agape as he stares a hole through the back of Cortez's head. Before, as he realises what's just happened, he waves Megan off and storms out of the ring! Nobody seems to notice that though, too busy watching on as Cortez and Leon exchange finger points and threats from across the arena. SCHIAVONE Unbelievable! Leon Rodez has issued the challenge, Todd Cortez has accepted! And we've got ourselves one hell of a Grudge Match for AngleMania VI! VENTURA You're not kidding Schiavone! Cortez versus Rodez, April 1st 2007, Skydome! SCHIAVONE Well we've been knocked a little off schedule here and we're going to take a commercial break but when we return, we promise, we WILL bring you the Anderson Cup Final. Don't go anywhere! [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK*[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
