King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2007 *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd in the Nippon Budokan, usually reserved and polite, come to their feet for "Liberate" by Disturbed. And for the first time on OAOAST programming since The Lethal Rumble, the OAOAST 24/7 Champion Bohemoth marches through the entrance way! Bohemoth lowers his orange-tinted sunglasses briefly to look out into the crowd, before marching coolly down the aisle. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! Introducing first... from Greenville, South Carolina! He weighs in at two hundred and eighty four pounds... the reigning and defending OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPION... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHH!!!!! "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Bohemoth making his return to HeldDOWN~! after a lengthy tour over here in Japan, showing the world the ways of 24/7! And as you can tell, Bohemoth is VERY popular here in the Land Of The Rising Sun, not just the 24/7 Champion but of course a former HI-YAH World Heavyweight Champion. COACH To be fair, Bo's pretty popular everywhere. Bohemoth jogs up the ring steps and enters the ring, scaling the far turnbuckles and flexing his muscles for the awe-inspired Tokyo crowd. COLE So, Bohemoth basically being picked up from his tour on the overlap between the worlds of the OAOAST and HI-YAH. And he has survived the entire tour with his 24/7 Title reign intact, to the best of anyone's knowledge. COACH The best of anyone's knowledge? COLE Well, the belt's on the line 24/7, so Bohemoth could have lost the title at any number of karaoke bars, regained it and just neglected to mention it. Although, I don't want to suggest anything. As it stands, Bohemoth is the longest reigning 24/7 Champion since of course Tha Puerto Rican. COACH And he's got a long way to go to match PRL. COLE That's true, yes. As the music dies down and the lights stop their flickering, Bohemoth waits in the ring. And sudden flight of green and black streamers doesn't phase him in the slightest, because he's uber-cool and stuff. Bo stares across the ring at the opponent waiting nervously on him, an Arabian looking youngster with long red tights, some name or slogan written down his right leg in an Arab language. BUFFER And, in the ring his opponent and challenger... ABDULLAH ABIR NNEEEEEERRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYY!! COACH Wait, what!? COLE The adopted son of the Nerdly family, Abdullah Abir! I didn't know he was even in the wrestling business, although with the surname Nerdly I guess it's a given! COACH This is a rib, right? *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell sounds, Bo looks to be having the same thoughs as Coach is, looking confused at his opponent. After kneeling in the corner briefly, Abdullah Abir comes walking out of the corner with a sudden confidence and squares up to the six foot seven Meterosexual Monster, raising his arms in the air and chanting something in Arabic... ...BEFORE GETTING CLOTHESLINED OUT OF HIS BOOTS!!! COACH Yep, he's a Nerdly alright. Bohemoth quickly scoops Abdullah back up off the canvas, scooping and slamming the adopted Nerdly in the centre of the ring. Poor Abdullah starts to writh around on the mat, still chanting to himself in Arabic, although it's intertwined with some 'oohs' and 'owws' as his back spasms. COLE This may not take long. Again Abdullah is scooped off the canvas, Bohemoth whipping him coast to coast into one corner of the ring. From the opposite corner Bo then charges, CRUSHING Abdullah Abir in the corner with a big clothesline! Into the corner collapses AAN. Bohemoth drags him back out however, scooping him over his shoulder and directing him towards the centre of the ring. Quickly the crowd start cheering, anticipating Bo's display of explosive power, as he rushes out of the corner and just PLANTS Abdullah Abir with a Running Powerslam!! COLE Bohemoth making light work of Mama and Poppa Nerdly's adopted son here. COACH Adoption or no adoption, that Nerdly name is a curse, I'm telling you. You get stuck with that addendum and you're detined for a life of mediocrity, at best. Bohemoth pops back to his feet and looks around the Budokan. This isn't the toughest test he's faced in this building in the past month or two, that's for sure. It usually takes a while to get to this point. But, seeing no point in dragging things out, Bohemoth comes to a stop on one side of the ring. Thumbs Up. THUMBS DOWN~! COLE Oh dear. Unfortunately for Abdullah Abir, he found the inner strength to climb to his feet. Just in time to be scooped into the arms of The Epitome Of Masculinity. Bohemoth parades his hapless opponent around a little, before swinging him around... ...out... ...and DOWN~! COLE Erotic Awakening Of B!! 1... 2... 3!! "RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winner of the 'match'... and STILL OAOAST 24/7 Champion... BBOOOOOOOO - HHHEEEEEEEEMMOOOOOOTTHHHHH!!! Bo stands over Abdullah Abir Nerdly and almost looks embarassed to be celebrating this win, accepting the 24/ Title from the referee and raising it over his head. COLE I think the word is 'comprehensive'. COACH That's one word for it. COLE Well, Bohemoth reminding us all what he's got in his locker. And the 24/7 Champion I'm sure will have his eye on AngleMania VI now that he's joining us back in America. Climbing the turnbuckles, Bo raises the 24/7 Title to his adoring Japanese fans, as we go to something that's hopefully a lot better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
