HD: The Lightning Crew segment

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this segment sometime towards the end of the show, please. If you will.

 

The camera cuts to the backstage area where The Lightning Crew is beating up on Caboose! The crowd boos! 

COLE
What--that--that’s Caboose! 

COACH
They’re kicking his ass! 

Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug all beat on Caboose at the same time! And the odds are too much for Caboose to handle. 

COLE
They’re ganging up on him! Vitamin X! Mr. Boricua! Cuban Wall! P.R.’s cousin, The Bone Thug! They’re all manhandling Caboose! 

COACH
See, if this was the Caboose of old, he would have knocked all of them out right about now! 

COLE
Not now, Coach! 

Vitamin X grabs the severely weakened Caboose and throws him head-first into the garage door! The other members of The Lightning Crew taunt the OAOAST Original while Brains & Brawn beat on Caboose some more! 

COLE
He’s on his own! 4 against 1! Not even Caboose can overcome these odds! This is gang warfare here!

VITAMIN X 
Get him up! GET HIM UP! 

VX throws Caboose into the waiting arms of Mr. Boricua. Mr. B places Caboose in between his legs. He then lifts Caboose up high into the air. 

COLE
No! No!

The Lightning Crew cheers him on! Mr. Boricua drives Caboose THROUGH a table with the LATINO BOMB~!!!!!!

COACH
Latino Bomb! Latino Bomb! Caboose is knocked out! Serves him right for what he did to Vitamin X earlier! 

COLE
Caboose has just been knocked unconscious! Another victim of The Lightning Crew! 

Boricua, Wall, Bone Thug, and Vitamin X celebrate what they’ve just done! Caboose is not moving.

VITAMIN X
YEAH! YEAH! BOO-YAH~! OH YEAH! 

The Lightning Crew members laugh manically. Vitamin X walks on over to Caboose’s carcass and bends down, so that he can get a good look at the man who attacked him earlier. 

VITAMIN X
You asked for this, Caboose! EVERYTHING THAT I WILL DO TO YOU YOU ASKED FOR! This is only the beginning, my friend. Starting now, I DECLARE WAR ON YOU! And you’ll have to no one to blame but yourself. Everything that happens to you from now on will be your own fault! You’re going to learn the hard way that I am THAT much better than YOU! Caboose, starting now...YOU’RE MY BITCH! 

Vitamin X spits in Caboose’s face! 

VITAMIN X
Come on, let’s go! 

Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and The Bone Thug walk away. Cuban Wall kicks Caboose while he leaves. Caboose is still knocked out, lying in the wreckage of the table. The crowd boos.