Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) And now, [b][color=#0000FF]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color][/b] presented by OAOAST Home Entertainment's "Ultimate AngleMania" collector's set. [b]Last Week[/b] [quote]A melee ensues outside. The Blonds and America's Team slugging it out. Even Mackenzie gets involved, gouging Quentin's eyes. She goes to do the same to Charlie but is caught red-handed. Moss is about to give her a big wet one when CPA reaches through the ropes and grabs a handful of his hair. Blanchard and Singleton get their licks in as CPA holds Moss up for them. Suddenly, a FOOT comes between the Blonds and the head of CPA, catching him flush in the face! COLE Benjamin out of nowhere with the superkick! Quentin takes care of the Blonds with a DOUBLE COCONUT. Inside, Brock takes care of CPA, locking him in THE KATAHAJIME! COACH Choke! That's a chokehold! This isn't mixed martial arts, it's professional wrestling. Illegal in our sport! TAP~! TAP~! TAP~! * DINGDINGDING *[/quote] This has been [b][color=#0000FF]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color][/b], bought to you by OAOAST Home Entertainment's "Ultimate AngleMania" collector's set. Relive the first 5 AngleMania events with this 10 disc special edition with over 10 hours of DVD extras, including the pre and post AngleMania editions of HeldDOWN~! Own it tomorrow wherever home videos are sold or by logging on to OAOAST-dot-com. * SWOOSH * Backstage in the locker room area, the big black man that is the Enterprise Director of Security, CPA, towers behind "Mean" Gene Okerlund as he's joined by Mackenzie DeCenzo and the bubble gum chewing, pastel suit wearing Beverly Hills Blonds, who fix their hair using Okerlund's bald head as a mirror. The professional that he is, Gene goes on about his business. OKERLUND As you've just seen, one week ago on this very program, my guests at this time were defeated by the awesome trio of Brock Ausstin and America's Team in a classic 6-man tag team title match. But there wouldn't be a OAOAST without some controversy, and there is plently of that thanks to this young woman right over here...Mackenzie DeCenzo. MACKENZIE Gene, honey, haven't you read the papers? Controversy creates cash and cash creates controversy. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then video footage is worth a million. Brock Ausstin, you are a CHEATER! I, nor will Theodore Moneymaker and the rest of the Enterprise, sit idle and watch you and America's Team walk around with our 6-man World tag team championship. Answer me this, Gene: How did Mr. Ausstin score the victory? OKERLUND With a submission maneuver. BLANCHARD What? MACKENZIE :huh: SINGLETON A submission ma-- The last time I checked, isn't a chokehold illegal in the sport of professional wrestling, gramps? OKERLUND ... SINGLETON Yeah, thought so. BLANCHARD I know wrestling observers will say we're out of touch, but rules are rules, man. A choke is illegal. Then again, anything illegal seems to be the rage nowadays. An "L" will next to our names in the record book, but everybody and their mother know it should be a "W", even if only by way of disqualification. But we aren't gonna cry over spilled milk, that's what people in the arena and at home do -- in other words, losers. Those belts will be ours in due time. OKERLUND If you collect on your promise and Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright defeat Chicks Over Dicks for the tag team titles at AngleMania, then two of the three biggest tag titles in our sport will belong to The Enterprise. MACKENZIE Speaking of C.O.D., how dare Alix Spezia slam Teddy's looks. He's ruggedly handsome and a true gentleman. Of course Alix wouldn't know the first thing about being with a gentleman because she only associates herself with the lowest of men, that dirty, filthy whore! SINGLETON As if Teddy and CW needed any more motivation in their quest to become the best, the OAOAST World tag team champions, you gave them just that Alix by rejecting the Money Man's offer. I thought you and Krista preached love and not war, 'cause a war is what you're gonna get at AngleMania. Nobody turns the Enterprise down and lives to sell their story to Hollywood. BLANCHARD Hey, the bitch was right on one thing -- enormous pricks. Simon and I get that all the time from satisifed women all over the world. SINGLETON :P OKERLUND Let's go back to the ring. Edited March 6, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
