banky edwards?

[Annabelle 0]

i knew you always loved me.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I suggest all of you quality forums.thesmartmarks.com posters give shoutouts to each other.

[Annabelle 0]

I suggest all of you quality forums.thesmartmarks.com posters give shoutouts to each other.

 

leena, i admit, you are growing on me. lets keep this clean. i'm a new man, i swear. sincerely.

[Guest Banky Edwards]

I like that you're back to Chevy.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Banky, how many times have you changed your name by now? Not an insult, just a question.

 

Same with Czech.

[Annabelle 0]

Banky, how many times have you changed your name by now? Not an insult, just a question.

 

Same with Czech.

a bazillion.

 

czech can have anything banky related. people should start calling him banky, too. he's more in everyones vision of banky than i am.

[snuffbox 0]

Yeesh.

[Guest Banky Edwards]

The Czech Republic-->Felonies!-->"Go, Mordecai!"-->Oedipus Rex-->Banky Edwards.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Holy shit Czech, your new avatar is awesome.

[Guest Banky Edwards]

Look at those low rates.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Let's not forget the mighty, short-lived Slovakia.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Wow, look at those low rates!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Worth repeating, at least.

[CanadianChris 0]

Let's not forget the mighty, short-lived Slovakia.

Or Sylvan Grenier.

[... 0]

i knew you always loved me.

So are we still in that awkward courtship phase or what?

[Annabelle 0]

i knew you always loved me.

So are we still in that awkward courtship phase or what?

 

i dont know, are we?

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I prefer the commercials about the tow truck place where you had the guy trying to open the door and it falls off. That's funnier than the Eagleman one.

[Guest Eagle Man]

Victory Auto Wreckers FTW

 

Eagle Man is funnier in a "what the fuck is this" way. Victory Auto Wreckers is funny because it's been running since the '70s, and because it's in fuckin' Bensenville. One of the concerns about the proposed O'Hare expansion was that Bensenville would literally cease to exist, be totally replaced with airport. That would've been good.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

This calls for an

[Golgo 13 0]

Something is wrong with Denver because we don't have incredible ads like these.

 

Of course, we have cheesy dealership ads for places like Dealin' Doug's, who occasionally runs around in a skintight Superman outfit and was sued by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for sexual harassment, though the two are unrelated, and Rocky's Auto's, which has gone through two or three "Shagman" guys and also stars a policeman for some reason, but these are tame.

 

Probably the worst are for a chain of adult stores by the name of Pleasures which stars the Pleasures Dudes, Rusty Boner and Derf Diggler who apart from the names, are a couple of goofy looking fucks in their mid-40s who still do the "Dude, Sweet" bit from Dude, Where's My Car? and generally act wacky and annoying.

 

That's it. Nothing like Eagle Man, no outdated ads for salvage yards.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What about