Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 (edited) Finished. * DINGDINGDING * "Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime" BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Now arriving on the red carpet, alongside the Chief Financial Officer of the Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO and their bodyguard Christopher Patrick Allen, otherwise known as CPA...from Beverly Hills 90210, at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, here are SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD...THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDESSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"' The crowd voices their displeasure by hurling insults and popcorn at the blond bombshells, causing Mackenzie to seek shelter under the massive arms of the Enterprise Director of Security CPA. The Blondes take it as well as they dish it, pointing at the star on the back of their trunks to let the fans know what they think of their opinion. COACH Listen to this ovation! (imitates crowd noise) The Blonds are popular wherever they go. COLE They're popular to boo. Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard aren't America's idols, nor are they the world's idols for that matter. But on Sunday night, April 1st they'll square off against a duo that's [i]really[/i] popular, the objects of every teenage girls obsession, D*LUX for the HI-YAH tag team titles. Both teams familiar with each other as they have done battle in the past, trading the HI-YAH championship last year. COACH Hey, how about the way that match was booked, huh? With Jade all but begging Ned to be his next conquest. COLE What!? COACH Come on, Mikey. It was pretty obvious. The girl was drooling all over him. She couldn't wait to accept his AngleMania match proposal. Heck, she can't wait to accept his marriage proposal either. Unfortunately for her, the Ned-Man isn't a one woman guy. Although I'm sure he'd be more than willing to [i]comfort[/i] her at night. As the Blonds hand their silver vests to the ring attendant... "You say it’s urgent Make it fast, make it urgent Do it quick, do it urgent Gotta rush, make it urgent" ..."Urgent" by Foreigner is cued up. The jeers turn to cheers as the do-gooder tag team of Rescue 911 sprint to the ring and rid the area of the Blonds, but not CPA, he leaves on his own accord. BUFFER Their opponents, from the OAOAST First Responders Unit...EMT TIM CASH, OFFICER TANGO BOSLEY...RESCUE 911~! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" From one collective roar to that only of the females in attendance as Tango and Cash liberate the clothing on their torsos to reveal their chiseled physiques. COLE Get a load of them. Are Rescue 911 in shape, or what? Wow! The Blonds aren't too impressed, particularly Simon who's feeling adventous tonight by wanting him some of Officer Bosley, despite the size disadvantage. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and it will be Simon Singleton and Officer Tango Bosley to start. The Video Voyeur promising his associates he'll chop Bosley down to size. But it's the Bos who gains the upper hand right off the bat, grabbing a side headlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Singleton tries pulling the hair but the referee is there to stop him, so he lands a couple of forearm shots to the ribs and shoves Tango into the ropes...only to be leveled by a shoulder tackle! Simon remains flat as Bosley hits the far side and hops across, ducking leapfrog on the rebound and halting to perfectly time an arm drag takeover as Singleton turns. Scoop and a slam, followed by a hip toss and finally a beautifully executed roundhouse kick flush to the jaw! And Simon says no more, retreating to his corner for the tag. COLE Rescue 911 taking it to the Blonds in the early going of this contest live on TSM. We're happy to have you with us wherever you may be this Thursday night in March. 10 days away from the biggest night in our industry, AngleMania VI. Chants of "9-1-1" echo throughout Arco Arena as the Handsome Hustler enters. He saw what Bosley did to Simon and wants no part of it, at least not yet, so he summons EMT Tim. The EMT gladly accepts Ned's challenge and steps in, locking horns with him in the center of the ring, and Blanchard drives the knee into the midsection! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BLANCHARD :D Reeling against the ropes from a series of roundhouse rights, Tim is whipped across the ring, but he ducks a swinging back elbow and catches the Handsome Hustler on the way back with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! ONE... No, kick out at one. Ned's way of saying it's going to take a lot more than that to put his shoulders on the mat for three seconds. Blanchard struggles to maintain his balance as EMT Tim hammers away, smashing his face into the turnbuckle. Following the tag, Tim fires Bosley inside, wiping out Ned with a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY!! COLE We have a major upset on our hands! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! The pin is broken up by Simon, who receives a right cross from EMT Tim for his trouble. Senior official Earl Hebner quick to restrain the public servant, which allows for some illegal double-teaming on the part of the Beverly Hills Blonds. They set Bosley up for the Double Feature Flapjack, but he floats over the top and clotheslines them both! COACH The Blonds aren't into this match at all. Rescue 911 clearly caught them thinking ahead to their HI-YAH tag title bout at AngleMania VI. I've never seen them so careless. Neither has Mackenzie, who berates her team for a lack of effort, screaming at them to fight. Once again the legal man, EMT Tim drills Blanchard with a MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Running high on adrenaline and not drugs, Tim rams Ned into the top turnbuckle again, then climbs onto the middle rope and repeatedly slams his fist into the face of the Handsome Hustler. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Blanchard grabs hold of Tim and delivers an atomic drop...but Tim blocks it and connects with a BACKBRAIN WHEEL KICK! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Rescue 911 with yet another tag. Officer Bosley places Ned in a front face lock and lifts him up for some variation of a suplex, but Blanchard is able to slip out and hit a desperation back suplex! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH That sucked the air out of the building. COLE It most certainly did. The fans were ready to celebrate a Rescue 911 win and a Beverly Hills Blonds loss. Simon cheers Ned on as Mackie directs him to their corner, leading to the tag. The Video Voyeur gets a little payback for earlier, snapping Bosley over with a swinging neckbreaker! The cover! ONE... TWO... But only two. Simon protests the count before wrapping his hands around Bosley's throat, forcing Earl Hebner to physically remove him after refusing to break the choke. COLE The referee being very lenient here. He could have easily disqualified Singleton for not abiding by the rules. COACH It's about time somebody gave Officer Bosley a taste of his own medicine. Maybe he'll think twice next time he tries to choke somebody out for the win. Simon introduces Bosley to the turnbuckle, and then unloads with a barrage of forearm smashes and knife-edge chops to rattle the officer in the corner. The Blonds capitalize with a pair of double-team maneuvers off a series of quick tags. First a drop toehold that ends with Ned dropping the point of the elbow across the back of the head, then a modified version of a Blonds trademark, the Rocket Launcher...except Ned SLAMS Simon off the top and onto Bosley below! COLE Oh, my! Almost like a swanton bomb there. Here's the cover! ONE... TWO... NO!! Tim breaks up the pin. Ned returns to action looking to put Bosley away, slamming him mid-ring. To the top he goes, but Bosley puts the foot up and Blanchard eats nothing but boot on the way down! COACH What was that? COLE A boot to the face. COACH I know that, stupid. I mean what was Ned trying to do there? He isn't known for his high-flying skills. As Ned agonizes on the canvas, Bosley crawls towards the corner and Tim. Mackie and Simon begin to panic when it becomes clear Rescue 911 will make the tag, so Singleton goes in to stop it...but is too late! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" SIMON :o After the initial shock wears off Simon takes a swing, but misses, and gets wasted by a wicked release German suplex. Ned clubs Tim from behind and unloads with all his might. Just when it seems the Blonds are back in control, Tim escapes Ned's Slingshot Suplex and hits a T-Bone! ONE... TWO... SAVE BY SIMON! Officer Bosley gets in on the act and a pier-six breaks out, with Rescue 911 getting the best of it. They pair off with the Blonds in separate corners and shoot him in towards each other, but Simon counters Tim's whip, sending him into the arms of Ned Blanchard for a STUN GUN!! COACH He got all of that. Simon rakes Bosley's eyes and leaves for him Ned, who throws him over the top, so he can make the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners...THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDESSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"' "Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime" COLE Simon and Ned able to recover from a shaky start to pick up the win here tonight on HeldDOWN~!Right now, standing by with two of the participants in the Sin City street fight next Sunday night at AngleMania VI, "Mean" Gene Okerlund. To the backstage area we go, inside the Heavenly Rockers dressing room to be more specific. There, as stated, the Hall of Fame broadcaster stands alongside the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time. Logan Mann pacing in and out of camera view, fists clinched, teeth gritted, his eyes shielded by a pair of expensive sunglasses. To the backstage area we go, inside the Heavenly Rockers dressing room to be more specific. There, as stated, the Hall of Fame broadcaster stands alongside the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time. Logan Mann pacing in and out of camera view, fists clinched, teeth gritted, his eyes shielded by a pair of expensive sunglasses. OKERLUND 10 nights from now my guests at this time will meet the Sooner Bruisers in a Sin City street fight live on pay-per-view at AngleMania VI to finally settle their differences once and for all, with the loser having to leave town for 90 days. Synth and Logan, your thoughts heading into what is arguably the biggest match of your careers. LOGAN Far greater than any championship bout the Heavenly Rockers have been in, "Mean"Gene Okerlund... (removes sunglasses; wide-eyed and angry) ...because it's PERSONAL! Ask Zack Malibu what happens when somebody messes with your family. YOU LOSE CONTROL!! People wonder what's become of you. Vengeance runs through your mind 24/7. It's an unhealthy place to be, but Synth and I have been there before...and we like it! Takes us back to the neighborhood, where you had to find a way to survive the hardships of life. We found our way through music, eventually leading to a contract with Arista Records and our first encounter with a woman by the name of Holly-Wood. "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" OKERLUND They love her here in Sacramento, as they do all over the world. LOGAN I love her, too, because she's my wife. I tap that every night. And we'll be tap dancing on you, Sooner Bruisers, at AngleMania VI. Sin City street fight, our specialty. Never lost one in our lives, and we don't plan on doing so anytime so. Prepare for the worst and expect a million times that. The Heavenly Rockers are gonna rock the house at the biggest show of the year sayeth Logan Usher Mann! SYNTH As a special bonus, Mann and the Synthmeister are gonna give you suckas a sneak preview of what's to come next week as we take on Moneybags and Blowhard, a/k/a Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. They got the Chicks to worry wit at AM, but they got us in 7. Now ya'll muthafuckers deal wit dat. OKERLUND I think they're ready. Now back to the ring. Edited March 22, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
