King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2007 COLE As you know, one of the marquee attractions at AngleMania in 10 days time will be the 20 Man Money In The Bank Battle Royal. One man will come out of AngleMania with a guaranteed shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, to be cashed in any time within the next year. And as of right now, we have fifteen confirmed entrants. As we told you last week, already confirmed are Landon Maddix, Bohemoth, The Global Party Exchange, Jamie O'Hara, Brock Ausstin, Tony Brannigan and Dan Black of Black T, Christopher Patrick Allen, The Cuban Wall and Colombian Heat. And we have some new additions to that list. The HI-YAH World Champion Faqu will be involved, as will Spanish Fly and the SWF's Bloodshed. And courtesy of some pressure from... certain groups... Abdullah Abir Nerdly, the adopted child of the Nerdly family, represents the country of Syria! COACH I think I dated a chick called that once. COLE Way to go with the cultural tolerance there, Coach COACH Hey, she was Latino. COLE In any event, we're reliably informed that there'll be a special qualifying match to determine two of the last five places in that Money In The Bank Battle Royal, here on HeldDOWN~! next week. More details next week and we hope to confirm the other four entrants also. For tonight though, two Money In The Bank entrants are set to go at it as the 24/7 Champion Bohemoth defends against Jamie O'Hara. Two weeks ago, these two exchanged words before they teamed together in an impromptu tag team match. And came out victorious. But after the match, Bohemoth sent a clear message to O'Hara by pitching him out of the ring, over the top rope to the floor. Let's take a look. V.O. And now, the OAOAST BACKTRACKER, brought to you by Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties! "Taste The Psychadelic Rainbow!" [QUOTE]After a quick detour, in order to clothesline Marcellus Wallace and send him spiralling to the outside, Bohemoth then turns back to Santana, who by this time has labouriously managed to get back to his knees. Which isn't good enough for the 24/7 Champion, scooping Vinny up into his arms and parading him briefly, before swinging him around... ...out... ...and DOWN~! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Erotic Awakening Of B!! As O'Hara keeps guard, Bo makes the pin... 1... 2... 3!!!! And that's all (s)he wrote! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of the match... the team of JAMIE O'HARA and the OAOAST 24/7 Champion... BBOOOOO - HHEEEEEEMMOOOOOTTHHHH!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bohemoth pushes back to his feet and smirks down at Santana, his arm raised in victory by Nick Patrick. A hand suddenly slaps him on the back though and he turns around to see Jamie O'Hara standing in front of him, saying something which isn't quite audible over the sounds of "Liberate". COLE Jamie O'Hara and Bohemoth, 2 and 0 as a tag team even if the first one was about a year and a half ago. COACH And it might be another year and a half before they team again. COLE Well, they had words earlier. And... I can't tell if Jamie O'Hara is congratulating the 24/7 Champion or badmouthing him. As the 'discussion' goes on between the victors, O'Hara seems to be getting more and more animated. Bo just looks at him at first, but pretty soon fingers are being pointed. Until, from out of nowhere, Bohemoth has had enough and BOOTS O'HARA IN THE GUT!! As if on cue the music cuts, as Bohemoth quickly grabs Jamie by the head, the seat of his pants, runs him across the ring and sends him flying, over the top rope and to the arena floor!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAH - BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Liberate" strikes up again as O'Hara lies in a heap on the floor, Bohemoth barely showing any emotion either way as he takes his 24/7 Championship and walks off.[/QUOTE] COACH Yet another example of Jamie O'Hara's mouth getting him into trouble. Hard to believe we used to roll. COLE I have no idea what that means, but I'll assume it was a lie anyway. So Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara's run as a team came to a rather abrupt end. And instead, they will take each other on one on one here tonight. The OAOAST 24/7 Championship IS on the line in this one by the way, which I guess is a given as the title is on the line 24/7. But, this is an official title defence. "OOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!" The pumping beats of "Fix Up, Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal pound through the arena and through the sliding entrance doors swaggers Jamie O'Hara. The Birmingham Bad Boy jaws away at no-one or no-thing in particular as the marches down the aisle, brash as ever. As he reaches the end of the aisle, O'Hara gets in the face of the camera and points out the lingering cut on his lip, caused by Bohemoth two weeks ago. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Birmingham, England... he weighs in at one hundred and seventy pounds. Representing THE HOOLIGANS... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JJJAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE OOOOOO'HHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara vaults into the ring and talks 'that smack', again not in any particular direction. Infact the Sacramento crowd are cheering for him so he doesn't really have need to jaw at them. COLE You see, O'Hara with a fat lip there, something to remember Bohemoth by. The cut was caused by that pitching out by Bohemoth two weeks ago and ever since, O'Hara has been suffering. He told me in the back earlier, that that cut has been re-opened pretty much every time he's stepped into a ring on the OAOAST live event circuit since. And he's getting mighty sick of it. In the ring, O'Hara hops around impatiently... *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ...as "Liberate" powers out into the Sacramento sky! The doors part again and through them marches the 24/7 Champion, Bohemoth, belt flung over his shoulder as he makes his entrance to a roaring reception. Bo pauses, lowering his orange-tinted sunglasses briefly before striding on towards the scrawny Brit daring him on. BUFFER And, on his way to the ring the opponent! Hailing from Greenville, South Carolina and weighing two hundred and eighty four pounds... the reigning and defending OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPION... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BBOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHEEEEEEEEEMMOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHH!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Making light work of the aisleway, Bohemoth jogs up the ring steps and pulls off his trusty orange shades. One lucky fan has a killer eBay item as they get flicked out into the crowd by the giving Meterosexual Monster (don't worry, he's got hundreds of pairs), being more careful with his one of a kind 24/7 Championship as he passes it to referee Mike Chioda. After a quick limbering up process, Bo then makes to enter the ring... ...and as SOON as Bo takes his eyes off of O'Hara, he charges and dropkicks him through the middle rope which sends him clattering to the arena floor! COLE And a quick start from O'Hara, that's what he has to do tonight. He can't stand toe to toe with Bohemoth! *DINGDINGDING!* Pulling himself up on the outside, Bohemoth loosens out his elbow after an awkward landing on the floor. And that momentary pause proves costly, as O'Hara is already airborne, springboarding to the top AND SPIRALLING TO THE FLOOR WITH A CORKSCREW DIVE!!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE UNBELIEVABLE!! COACH I have no idea what you'd call that, but it was impressive, that's for sure! Both men are down after that jawdropping dive. Naturally, O'Hara is on top though and manages to position himself on top of Bohemoth with a cover, falls counting anywhere where the 24/7 Title is concerned... 1... 2... NO! Picking himself up beside the barricade, O'Hara tries to keep Bohemoth down with some stomps. Bo begins to climb back up even despite the Nikey trainers raining down across his head, so O'Hara changes tactic. He climbs onto the ring apron and waits for Bo to turn towards him, getting a little run-up before tumbling off with a cannonball... CAUGHT! Bohemoth catches the 170 pounder like he was nothing, deadlifting him up into Powerbomb position AND THROWING HIM BACK-FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh, MY! Powerbomb into the ring apron! COACH NOT COOL! O'Hara's spine bends over the ring apron before he falls face-first to the ringside padding! The Birmingham Bad Boy is left nursing pretty much all of his body, as the 24/7 Champion stands over him. "BO - HE - MOTH!" "BO - HE - MOTH!" "BO - HE - MOTH!" "BO - HE - MOTH!" COLE Bohemoth is not playing around here tonight. COACH Apparantly not. COLE The 24/7 Champion is sending out another clear message, or so it would seem, that he is the man to fear in the Money In The Bank Battle Royal in 10 days time! Eventually Bo grabs hold of O'Hara's loose fitting vest top and hauls him off the canvas. Holding him by the back of the head, Bohemoth drags O'Hara around ringside and aims him at the guardrail, throwing him forward. O'Hara clips the steel in such a way that flips completely over the rail and ends up in a heap on the other side, the front row fans getting an up-close look at the action. Bo follows after O'Hara, pulling him up from the opposite side of the barricade. But he doesn't count on The Birmingham Bad Boy having enough left in him to cradle the Champion's head and drop, hanging Bo up throat-first across the steel guardrail!! COLE One thing you can't doubt about O'Hara, he's tough. COACH That's right. He's like a human Stretch Armstrong, you can twist him and contort him all day and like rubber he'll snap back to his original form. Eventually. COLE That wasn't what I meant, but nevermind. Coughing and spluttering for air, clearly that move has done some damage to Bohemoth's airways, temporarily or otherwise. That gives O'Hara the time to drag himself back up, still nursing his back as he climbs back over to ringside. Quick as a flash, or a flash that's been powerbombed into a ring apron at least, O'Hara then runs across ringside and leaps up with a forearm strike. Bohemoth is forced back a couple of steps and O'Hara comes in with another forearm. And a third time he fends Bo back, pushing him up against one set of ring steps. With the Champion sat on the top step, O'Hara then shoves various hangers-on out of his way as he snatches a length of television cable AND WINDS OUT AROUND BOHEMOTH'S THROAT!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE O'Hara trying to choke Bohemoth out... and, it looks from this vantage point like Jamie is bleeding. I think that cut on his bottom lip has been re-opened! Blood is indeed coming from O'Hara's mouth as he climbs the ring steps for a better leverage point to choke away on Bo. As the cable tightens around his windpipe, Bohemoth panics. Big as he is, even he can only stay conscious for so long in this situation. Quickly he fires back an elbow... and a second... and a third, until O'Hara slumps forward. Right over Bohemoth's shoulder... COLE WATCH OUT!! *THUD!* ...AND HE GETS CARRIED FORWARD AND SNAKE-EYED ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bo drops to one knee gasping for air, as O'Hara lies facedown in front of the announce table, not moving. Manging to unwrap the cable from around him, The Meterosexual Monster turns O'Hara over and decides to go for a cover. COLE Right out in front of us... 1... 2... KICKOUT! COLE No, only a two count! Jamie O'Hara got lawndarted right into our announce table and it didn't give an inch, but still he kicked out! The fight now heads back to the ring, as Bohemoth throws O'Hara back inside and follows up the steps. Bo climbs in safely this time and drags O'Hara up by the wrist, sending him flying off into the ropes. Back rebounds O'Hara, unable to stop himself before he runs right into a mouthful of Big Boot from the 24/7 Champion! And he follows up with a lateral press... 1... 2... NO! Keeping O'Hara pressed to the canvas, Bo looks to follow up with a big elbow drop. O'Hara eeks himself out of the way though and Bohemoth hits nothing but canvas, again bumping his funny bone which gives him some serious discomfort as he tries to beat O'Hara to his feet. He manages it, but as he goes to grab O'Hara, SuperJay crawls through his legs and escapes, jogging into a corner and backing in. Bo takes a moment to find him, but as soon as he does he wastes not time following in... ...right into a boot to the face! COLE And now O'Hara beginning to hit and move again. This is what he has to do with Bohemoth, try and out-manoeuvre the bigman. As Bohemoth goes staggering backwards, O'Hara hops up to the middle rope. And he waits until the Champion is within range before tumbling off the turnbuckle, hooking Bo's head on his way over with a Blockbuster! COACH Oh, SNAP! COLE All momentum there to drive the big two hundred, eighty pounder to the canvas! O'Hara lands on his tailbone, but shakes it off to dive back on top with a cover... 1... 2... NO! Shocked at the force of the kickout and the fact he finds himself on his feet immediately from it, O'Hara goes back to laying in some simple stomps. Bo manages to find room to reach out and push O'Hara away though, The Birmingham Bad Boy sent tumbling backwards. He rolls through and comes up to his feet, rushing at Bohemoth before he can regain his footing. Or, so he thinks. *WHAM!* COLE SPINEBUSTAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~! O'Hara lays splayed out on the canvas as Bo pops right back to his feet and looks around the Sacramento crowd, eyes wide as he comes to a stop. Thumbs Up. THUMBS DOWN~! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The end may be nigh! Reaching down, Bohemoth grabs a handful of vest top and starts to lift the lifeless Birmingham Bad Boy back off of the canvas. But suddenly, his eye is taken as LANDON MADDIX slides into the ring and jumps him from the blindside!! The crowd quickly let La Cucaracha have it, before finding themselves forced to share some of the hate around as he has come with back-up, in the form of BLOODSHED!! COLE What the hell!? Maddix and Bloodshed, two more of the Money In The Bank participants... this is breaking down before our very eyes! Maddix and Bloodshed combined are enough to beat Bohemoth down to his knees, Landon happy to let Bloodshed keep the attack up while he puts the boots to O'Hara! "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" The crowd typically let the SWF combination have it, with both barrels. Bloodshed digs his fingers into the eye sockets of the 24/7 Champion while Landon continues to stomp away on the already prone O'Hara, fending off the complaints of referee Chioda. But suddenly, the mood in the arena changes and the crowd start to cheer as THE GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE dive into the ring for the save!! COLE Oh man, chaos has ensued here! The GPX are here to help their Hooligan bretheren out. COACH Not to mention get their hands on Maddix and Bloodshed again, never tire of that! Scotty Static quickly tackles Landon to the floor and mounts him with some frenzied punches, while Jax nails Bloodshed from behind. Peeling him away from Bohemoth, Jax starts to lay into Bloodshed with a succession of right hands. Meanwhile, Static continues to beat away at Maddix. But all of a sudden, the ring fills up even more as SPANISH FLY and COLOMBIAN HEAT join the fray! The former HI-YAH Tag Team Champions pair off on no-one in particular, getting themselves a piece of whoever steps in range. COLE We're getting a preview of Money In The Bank, 10 days early!! It's chaos as the eight men in the ring do battle. Or, seven, at least until Bohemoth climbs back up and WIPES OUT Spanish Fly and Johnny Jax with a double clothesline!! Meanwhile, Landon Maddix grabs Scotty Static and sends him up and over the top rope, dusting his hands and beginning to boast about his imminent Money In The Bank success. Until, that is, Colombian Heat sends him flying out of the ring! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Heat soon follows, chaos continuing to ensue as Bohemoth has had ENOUGH! After Heat is gone, Bo turns his attentions to Johnny Jax and sends him for the ride! Spanish Fly takes the ride moments later, Bloodshed trying to run Bo from behind but getting BACKDROPPED over the top and to the floor! Which just leaves Jamie O'Hara, Bohemoth picking The Birmingham Bad Boy up and depositing him over the top as well! COLE Look at this! Bohemoth, standing tall! Will this be the scene at AngleMania VI in 10 da... *CRACK!* "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly though, just as it seems Bo has cleaned house, he goes down courtesy of a chair to the spine from TONY BRANNIGAN! The crowd are stunned as DAN BLACK joins his Black T partner in the ring. And together, Black and Brannigan grab a hold of Bohemoth by the head and by the tights, running him to the ropes... ...OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "Quiet" by The Smashing Pumpkins hits as Black T are now left alone in the ring. Bodies are strewn around ringside as the OAOAST's most recognisable team look around the Sacramento crowd. Message sent. COACH Just like that, Tony Brannigan and Dan Black just put everyone in their place! AngleMania is their stage and who'd bet against one of them, maybe both, winning the Money In The Bank contract? COLE They can't both win Coach. But, you'd better believe Black T have set their stall out here tonight! Money In The Bank Battle Royal, 10 Days away at AngleMania VI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
