King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2007 This needs to be first, ie. before PRL/Reject. I think. ----------------------------------- *KA-CHING~!* "COME AND TAKE YOUR VITAMIN X!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys is greeted with the expected boos from the Sacramento crowd as the lights dim. Dollar signs superimpose over the aisleway as everybody's favourite Financial Consultant (which isn't saying much, nobody likes finance guys) comes shuffling through the entrance doors. Bobbing his head to the beat of his own tune, Vitamin X grins from ear to ear as Princess Stacey follows him out. The Princess holds her pinky finger aloft to the crowd, as X continues to Shane-O Shuffle around her. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Semi Final Match in the tournament to crown a new OAOAST X-Division Champion, with the winner advancing to the Finals at AngleMania VI! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by PRINCESS STACEY! From Miami, Florida... he weighs in at two hundred, fourty eight pounds. "THE PRINCE OF THE LIGHTNING CREW"... this is VVVIIIIIIIITTAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIIINN... XXXXXXXX!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE And what a huge opportunity for The Lightning Crew's Second In Command. Just one match, one victory away from a spot on the biggest show in OAOAST history, AngleMania VI. And a shot at becoming X-Division Champion, no less! COACH Oh, it's gonna be a glorious AngleMania Mikey! It's going to be an all Lightning Crew Final to crown that X-Division Champ. The Second In Command, the heir to the throne, Prince Vitamin and of course the head honcho, Tha Puerto Rican. You've gotta admit, that'd be one hell of a match. COLE It'd certainly be interesting, IF it comes to pass. COACH If? If schmif! Reject'll provide a tough test for PRL later I'm sure, but Vitamin X is as good as there! COLE ...schmif? Climbing into the ring, X exudes even more confidence than usual as he climbs the middle rope, crossing his arms over his head in an 'X'. Princess Stacey applauds in a ladylike fashion as X scales a second set of turnbuckles, making some weird hand motions that seem to be him acting out 'The Prince slaying The Dragon' with an imaginary sword. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Vitamin X is pretty sure of himself. But even he knows those sort of reactions don't come his way often. And he's rightly suspicious, as the cheers aren't for him, but for the man striding down the aisle. CABOOSE! COLE Uh-oh! COACH Wait... what the hell? What the hell is he doing out here? COLE It looks like he's coming over to join us. First time in a long time and with any luck, it'll be just like the old days when you used to keep your mouth shut! As Vitamin X protests to referee Nick Patrick about Caboose's presence at ringside, the Englishman lugs his trusty cricket bat over to Sofa Central. The thud he makes when he drops it onto the announce table almost causing Coach to jump out of his skin, Caboose taking up his old position at the commentary position with an icy glare aimed at Vitamin X. "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" COLE Well, you can hear it partner, Sacramento's glad to have you back and so am I! CABOOSE The feeling's less than mutual. COACH #Memories, of the way we were# X continues to be distracted by Caboose despite the fact he's merely sitting and staring, Princess Stacey trying to get him to forget about him. Meanwhile, the clock begins to tick down as "Hung Up" by Madonna begins to play. A DDR stage hollogram replaces the dollar signs from earlier and as the song kicks up a gear, the strobes go into overdrive, illuminating The Dance Dance Dragon! Dragon and his scantily-clad backing dancers, wearing glowstick style belts, arm, wrist, thigh and anklebands proceed to bust a freakin' move as the crowd go wild! BUFFER And, his opponent! Hailing from Heaven's Dancefloor! He weighs in at one hundred, ninety nine pounds... "THE STRONG STYLE PARTY ANIMAL"... DANCE! DANCE! DDRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOONN!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Dragon continues to dance down the aisle, working the crowd in Sacramento up through his fresh moves. Reaching into his bag of tricks (which is an actual bag, with proverbial tricks), Dragon then begins to distribute handfuls of multi-coloured glowsticks to the people! COLE Well, Dance Dance Dragon certainly the surprise package in this X-Division Title Tournament. He beat Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez in the first round in 3 and a half minutes and then just last week, he advanced past Spanish Fly in just over 2 minutes! A run akin to Los Diablos De Fuego making it to the Anderson Cup Finals, if Dance Dance Dragon can upset Vitamin X tonight he'll be in the Final and within reach of his first championship. Into the ring slides Dragon, the glowsticks continuing to be waved even as the lights come back up. Vitamin X finally takes his attention away from Caboose, long enough to eye up Dragon. And burst out laughing. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Vitamin X, apparantly not impressed with Dance Dance Dragon. But he'd better be careful not to underestimate him, or he might be royally embarrassed tonight. If past form is anything to go by, Dragon may end this in less than a minute! COACH Royally embarrassed... heh, that's cute. Cause, the Prince thing. Listen Mikey, to estimate Dance Dance Dragon at all would be to over-estimate him. He's that insignificant. He fluked out once, he fluked out twice but tonight? Three strikes and he's OUT! COLE Well, let's not forget, Vitamin X needed the help of a can of mace and some brass knuckles to help him get past James Blonde and Longdogger Pete so far. COACH But he made it. That's all that matters now. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and X wastes little time, pointing a finger down at Caboose and telling him "I'll show you talent!" as he and Dragon begin to circle each other. Usually when you circle someone, you keep your eyes on them at all times though. Something which Prince Vitamin would be well served remembering for the future, as he gets shocked with a DDD schoolboy... 1... 2... 3- NOOOO!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh, he nearly got him! So nearly another quick victory for Dragon! As soon as he kicks out, X goes scrambling out of the ring and kicks the ring skirt in frustration. Princess Stacey scuttles over to try and calm her sweet Prince down, as he glares at Caboose, who's stood up at Sofa Central and begun sarcastically applauding. CABOOSE Give this kid credit, he's improving day on day. He's [i]just about[/i] beaten his time in the Lethal Rumble this year, although it was a real close call. Congratulations Vit'. Vitamin X begins to jaw with Caboose from across ringside, not daring to get any closer than he already is, which is a good 15 feet away. Again he takes his eye off the action though and doesn't see Dance Dance Dragon, as he picks up a head of steam and runs across the ring. Off the far ropes, Dragon charges towards X and ducks his head, looking to go diving through the top and middle ropes with a topé... ...AND GETTING CUT OFF, as Vitamin X jumps to the apron and forearms him just as his head stretches out through the ropes!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH There we go X! The Coach still believes in you! (meekly) Please don't hurt me. CABOOSE Don't tempt me. Climbing back onto the apron, X leaves Dragon hung up over the middle rope. And with a run-up down the apron, X lands a HARD kick to the side of the head, sending DDD slumping back into the ring. Typically, Vitamin X takes a moment to turn to the crowd and jaw with the fans before he finally follows into the ring to continue the assault. Dragon looks shaken and only makes it to his knees before X walks over, clubbing him over the back with a big forearm. A second big forearm follows. And a third, Prince Vitamin directing his attack towards the announce table before landing a fourth big strike. The sneer stretches right across X's face, dragging Dragon up by the mask and keeping one eye on Caboose at all times as he executes a Snap Suplex! "X SUCKS!" "X SUCKS!" "X SUCKS!" "X SUCKS!" Just to rub it in the face of everybody, X does the Shane O Mac Shuffle around the ring instead of following up on Triple D immediately. He waits until Dragon begins to climb back to his feet, before charging in with a big clothesline. COLE Caboose, last we saw of you was two weeks ago, you were beaten down by The Lightning Crew. I can't help but notice you've got your cricket bat well within reach, are you at all worried about The Lightning Crew trying to make a repeat of two weeks ago... and, for that matter, the week before. CABOOSE No, I brought it out here incase you started annoying me like the old days. And I'm beginning to feel pretty relieved that I did right about now. COLE *gulp* COACH So, you're not even the slightest bit worried that Prince Vitamin declared WAR on you three weeks ago? CABOOSE Let's just say, he wants to be careful what he starts, because history shows he's got a problem with finishing on top. Just ask The Parka. Or Otaku II. Or Colombian Heat. Vitamin X hits a scoop slam in the ring and backs off the ropes, dropping a simple knee to the head. Back off the ropes, X drops a second knee. The X-Man then looks at Dragon, deciding that he's knocked out and placing one solitary foot on his chest for a pin... 1... 2... No! Even after a one-footed pin, X decides the count wasn't fast enough for his liking and warns Nick Patrick to speed it up. X then drags Dragon back up, whipping him across the ring. The Bemani Bruiser hits the turnbuckles in one corner hard and Prince Vitamin follows right in after him with a clothesline in the buckles. Before he can fall, Dragon is pushed back up against the turnbuckles by X, who exits out onto the apron. With two handfuls of the mask, X then pulls back and SLAMS the back of Dragon's head against the top turnbuckle! And again! Again! Again, again, again and again, X with a frenzied attack that sees the back of DDD's head hit the turnbuckle at least 12 times before he's finally allowed to fall against the bottom turnbuckle! COLE Wow, you don't usually see that out of Vitamin X. A decided mean-streak in the self-proclaimed 'Prince'. COACH Well, what do you expect? [i]Certain[/i] people need to be shown that he's not someone you want to mess with. And Dance Dance Dragon is going to be the unfortunate message bearer for them. With Dragon woozy in the corner, X swaggers back into the ring and into the opposite corner from his opponent. If the last attack was vicious, then this is just going to be humiliating, X making the 'lowrider' motions with his hand. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CABOOSE Oh yeah, that's a dangerous man right there. Once the crowd are worked up, Vitamin X runs the length of the ring. And before Dragon knows what's happening, X comes diving at him crotch first WITH THE BRONCO BUSTER!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" X rides the bronco for just a couple of seconds before climbing out of the corner and telling Caboose that "that was for you, old man!" That gets Caboose out of his seat, ready to get some payback on Prince Vitamin! But as Vitamin X dares him on, safe in the knowledge that any involvement from Caboose will get him a disqualification win, 'Boose manages to keep his cool and re-attach his headset. "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" As the chant goes up for Caboose, Vitamin X sneers out at the crowd, dragging Dragon out of the corner and to his feet. Vitamin X then goes on the attack with a right hand. Already there's a spring in the step and a little fancy footwork, as X lands a second punch. And, much to the crowd's dismay, X then does the Shane O Mac Shuffle... and connects with the final punch, taking DDD off his feet! COACH Haha, now that's how you dance, Dance Dance Dragon! Another arrogant cover follows, a hook of the leg accompanying it this time... 1... 2... No! Prince Vitamin shakes his head at the referee as he brings Triple D back to his feet quickly. Hooking the head, X twists Dragon right the way around until they're back to back, blowing a kiss to Princess Stacey before jarring the neck down with a Neckbreaker! COACH Rude Awakening Neckbreaker! That's what a real man looks like, right there, Vitamin X! X flips Dragon over and makes the lateral press... 1... 2... NO! Again X is unhappy with the referee, clearly not giving DDD much credit to have kicked out with a 'fair' count. CABOOSE This is this kid's problem. The ego. If things don't go his way, it must be someone else's fault because he's 'flawless'. Life doesn't work like that. Back up, Vitamin X snapmares over. Taking a couple of quick steps back, X then delivers a dropkick to the back of Dragon's head, whiplashing the neck and leaving DDD prone for the cover... 1... 2... NO! Dragon remains down after the kickout, Vitamin X lording it over him arrogantly. After a couple of cocky kicks out at the head, X suddenly has to call for a timeout. Winded all of a sudden, X exits the ring with a distinct lack of respect for Dance Dance Dragon in order to take a breather. Princess Stacey quickly scuttles over to give her man a quick massage, loosening up his shoulders a little bit. She then hands X a water bottle, the thirst quenched Vitamin X thanking his Princess for her assistance. X then looks at the rest of the bottle, as if unsure of what to do with it... ...BEFORE TURNING ON HIS HEELS AND SOAKING CABOOSE!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" CABOOSE Sunnuva... Caboose stands up and pissed off, grabbing his cricket bat as Vitamin X goes rushing across the other side of the ring. "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" Michael Cole quickly stands up and tries to hold Caboose back, trying to convince him to calm down as it threatens to break down on the floor. He too is soaked with water, X heard giggling away off camera as Caboose angrily throws his headset down and wipes water from his eyes. COACH Uhm... I guess we're gonna have to take a break. Shame, I like it when my headset's the only one that works. [b]*Commercial Break*[/b] Back from the break and in time tested tradition, we return in the middle of a chinlock. Vitamin X wrenches away at Dance Dance Dragon's neck, with the crowd already in the midst of trying to rally behind Dragon with some rhythmic clapping. COLE Welcome back to HeldDOWN~! and thankfully, we've got our equipment working again. And thankfully we've got some order restored here too, Vitamin X finally realising he's in an important tournament Semi Final here against The Dance Dance Dragon. COACH And let's hope that's the end of it. We don't need you causing anymore trouble out here, 'Boose. CABOOSE I'm one step away from driving this bat up your ars... COLE Dance Dance Dragon showing some fight here!! Climbing back to his feet, Dragon is compelled to move his feet to the beat of the crowd's clapping. X looks stunned at what's going on, holding firm to the chinlock but suddenly finding an elbow driven into his gut! And a second! Dragon finds himself free of the chinlock and quickly runs to the ropes... ...but CRASHES right to the canvas, as Vitamin X manages to hang on to the back of the mask! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Nick Patrick warns X about pulling the mask, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about and innocently makes the cover... 1... 2... NO! Angered by yet another kickout, X takes his frustrations out on Triple D with a simple and very blatant choke! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Saving himself from a DQ, X releases the choke on four. He then risks a DQ again by pushing Nick Patrick out of his way on his way back to his feet, clearly getting a little irritated that Dragon is putting up this much of a fight. Bending down, Prince Vitamin paintbrushes DDD across the face with a slap! And back the other way with a backhand slap, X talking trash to The Bemani Bruiser. That seems to fire the Dragon up and he suddenly kicks out at X. He manages to brush the kick off though, stomping DDD hard in the head to quell that fire that was building up before turning to the hard camera and performing THE RUNNING MAN~! to mock Triple D! So bad is it that the only person mocked by it would be the actual inventor of the dance and possibly Prince Vitamin's close friends and family. That doesn't stop him from bowing after his little performance, applauded by Princess Stacey on the outside. COACH You've gotta love Prince Vitamin. He's not one of those stuffy royal types, he's down with the kids. He's hip, he's fly, he's happening. COLE He's a goofball. CABOOSE Good news! Because, this bat doesn't just knock cricket balls for six. Finally getting his head back in the game, Vitamin X shoots Dragon off into the ropes with an irish whip. Showing an impressive standing leap, X then times the rebound and connects with a Spinning Back Elbow, cutting Triple D right off his feet! And he comes up onto one knee, arrogantly posing after his showy move. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Perhaps X has learnt his lesson by now, as he doesn't go for a pin this time. Instead he looks ready to put an actual finish touch on the match, as he sets Dragon up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...by landing a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second. However, what they were a prelude to we'll never know, as Prince Vitamin suddenly realises that DDD isn't nicknamed The Strong Style Party Animal just because it's awesome... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...as he retaliates in kind... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...with two knifedges of his own... COLE Here we go... ...but MISSES an Enziguri, X able to duck his head just in time to avoid the kick! The crowd instantly deflate, after building up a little bit of hope after Triple D's short show of fight, X quickly capitalises on Dragon with a quick boot to the gut. Taking a U-turn, X then vaults onto the middle rope and springboards back, dropping Dragon down with a DDT on the way back! COACH The X Spot! What resiliance from Prince Vitamin! CABOOSE Resiliance!? He took two chops! Dragon is motionless after yet another hard landing on the back of his head and gets flipped over by Prince Vitamin, signalling to the world that it's 'ovah~!' as he hooks him up with the pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Stunned at not getting the three, X sits bolt upright. Slamming his fists into the canvas he storms to his feet, grabbing Nick Patrick by the collar and reading him the riot act. Until, that is, Patrick warns him to keep the hands off the merchandise or risk getting disqualified which gets X off of him in a hurry. "D - D - D!" "D - D - D!" "D - D - D!" "D - D - D!" CABOOSE I don't know what this kid is so amped up about. He's got the match going his way, Dragon's still hurt. All he's doing is giving him time to recover and giving these people a good reason to get behind him. COLE Impatience being shown by Vitamin X here. As Dragon uses the ropes to pull himself up, X clenches his fist and prepares to strike. As he runs in at Dragon though, The Masked Dance Assassin gains enough of his bearings to lean back, throw up his boot and catch X coming in with a kick to the jaw! Prince Vitamin goes staggering backwards and Dragon comes charging off of the ropes, ducking underneath a wild swing from Vitamin X. Quickly X turns around and extends his arm, looking to catch Dragon on the way back with a Hiptoss. But in mid-air Dragon turns into the move, hooking the head and countering it with a HUGE DDT that SPIKES Prince Vitamin on his head!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE OH! He got him, he got him! COACH NO! After that tide-turning move, Dragon frantically scrambles on top of X, Princess Stacey watching on in shock as Patrick slides over... 1... 2... NO!! The crowd groan, Stacey groaning too but in relief as she was sure her Prince had been overthrown. COLE Oh! So, so close, Dance Dance Dragon almost scored another sudden upset right there! COACH That's the resiliance right there 'Boose! Poor Prince Vitamin got driven down like a tent-post, right on his head but he still had the heart and the determination to kick out! CABOOSE Oh, get a room with him wouldya? Growling from under his mask, Dragon has gotten his second wind and crouches as he waits for Vitamin X to get back up. X hauls himself slowly to his feet, favouring his neck as he gets unsteadily to his knees. He then turns around, right into a boot to the gut. With X doubled over, Dragon turns himself back to back and hooks up the arms, looking for the NEWBIE KILLER... but X manages to use his hands to lever Dragon up onto his shoulders, into an Electric Chair! Still a little unsteady, Prince Vitamin walks DDD around the ring in the Electric Chair, just waiting to throw the switch. However, Dragon starts to twist and turn, making life uncomfortable for X before tilting forward for a Victory Rol...NO! X sits into the move... 1... X GRABS THE ROPES!! COLE HEY!! HEY!! 2... COLE NOT LIKE THIS!! 3- NOOOO!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Well thank goodness that wasn't three! Vitamin X was all over the ropes like white on rice. CABOOSE Or white on you. COACH Oh burn! X pulls himself up and hits the ropes, as Dragon follows. A back elbow misses the mark, X sweeping underneath the arm and bouncing off the opposite side. This time it's Dragon with the evasive manoeuvre, leapfrogging over Prince Vitamin. X rebounds again and Dragon goes up again with a leapfrog. However, X puts on the brakes against the ropes, causing DDD to mistime. And as soon as Dragon lands, X mows him down with a Spear! VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Turning towards the announce table, Prince Vitamin points to Caboose and with a smile on his face he signals for the end. COACH Alright! Vitamin X about to put an X-Clamation Point on this match! Catching Dragon coming in, Vitamin X goes low with a forearm. Not too low, keeping it above the waistline which Nick Patrick confirms to the timekeeper's table as X ducks his head in and hoists Dragon across his shoulders in a Torture Rack. Getting his bearings, X then spins towards the centre of the ring, not taking any risks... *THUD!* ...except the risk of Dance Dance Dragon's foot CLOCKING NICK PATRICK as he turns!! COLE Oh, down goes the referee! CABOOSE What, did somebody sneeze? What the hell? As Patrick drops to the canvas like a sack of potatoes, X is forced to drop Dragon to see what just happened. That allows Dragon a moment to recover, aiming for X's head with a Lariat. But X again cuts him off, this time with a kick below the belt!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dragon doubles over, holding his disco balls from the kick. And with Patrick to count or without him, X hoists DDD back up into the Torture Rack, making less of a show about throwing him off the shoulders and down into the Neckbreaker! The X-Clamation Point! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH There's the X-Clamation Point! And there's no better way to end something than with an X-Clamation Point! COLE But the referee is still down here, there's no-one to count. COACH Don't worry, I've got Thomas Rdoriguez's pager number, give me one seco... As a pager goes hurtling through the air and deep into the crowd, Vitamin X forgets himself for a moment and drops down for the pin. Princess Stacey slams her fists on the apron and gets X's attention, reminding him that there's no-one to count. And X curses his luck, crawling over and shaking Nick Patrick. Not shaking him back to life though, much to Prince Vitamin's frustrations. COACH Vitamin X should be going to AngleMania! He's got the match won! X stomps around with hands on hips, wondering what to do. With DDD still motionless, he decides the best course of action is to leave the ring and head up top, to add a Leap Faith just to be sure of the victory. After all, who knows how long it'll take the OAOAST's crack refereeing staff to send a replacement out for Patrick. X scales the turnbuckles, heading to the top, as Dragon is still down. CABOOSE Excuse me a second. COLE Wha... wait, 'Boose, where are you going? COACH HEY! The Sacramento crowd rise to their feet just as Vitamin X does on the top rope. Little does he know that they're not up for the expected high-risk manoeuvre, but because Caboose has left the announce position. With cricket bat in hand, Caboose jumps up to the apron, X not seeing him until it's too late... *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Caboose clubs Vitamin X in the back with the cricket bat and The Second In Command of The Lightning Crew goes flying off the top rope, doing a full front-flip on his way plummeting to the canvas! Up in arms, Princess Stacey screams for help for her man, as Caboose drops off the apron, grabbing hold of the prone X-Man's trailing leg and drags him out by the sneaker. COLE Caboose is gonna dish out a little bit of payback right here! COACH This is ridiculous! Get somebody out here, this isn't right! Grabbing hold of X's baseball jersey with his free hand, Caboose manhandles X to his feet, shoves him up against the ring apron and takes aim. *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CRICKET BAT TO THE GUT! *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CRICKET BAT TO THE CHEST! *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CRICKET BAT TO THE GUT AGAIN! COACH OH GOD, STOP!! *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CRICKET BAT OVER THE SHOULDER, X dragged right back up to his feet again... *CLUNK!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CRICKET BAT TO THE GUT, AGAIN! COLE My God, Vitamin X is getting beaten black and blue with that cricket bat! What a vicious assault!! X, his body getting thrown around like laundry in a tumble dryer, finally comes to a stop and slumps over the apron as Caboose finally stops swinging with his weapon. By the now half-unbuttoned, roughed up baseball jersey, Caboose dumps X's carcass back in underneath the bottom rope and dusts his hands. Across the ring, Princess Stacey is in SHOCK, her Prince turned into a human pináta in front of her very eyes. "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" "CA - BOOSE!" COLE I think Vitamin X just found out what happens when you start a war with the English! COACH This is totally unfair! Prince Vitamin has been... has been... assaulted! That was GBH if ever I saw it! Caboose just beat him with that damn stick like the LAPD beat the homeless and that's not RIGHT! Job done, Caboose walks off with the cricket bat flung over his shoulder, not taking a second look back as he walks up the aisle. Back in the ring meanwhile, referee Nick Patrick has finally shaken himself back to his senses and uses the ropes to help himself up. He's none the wiser to what just happened, looking up to see Vitamin X prone on the canvas and Dance Dance Dragon slowly reaching his feet. The Strong Style Party Animal looks up at Caboose, before his head turns to the motionless X. COACH Wait... don't tell me this match is still going. COLE Of course it is Coach. COACH No... NO, X can't continue! The Prince needs medical assistance, this match should be over and Dragon disqualified! But it's not. And as Nick Patrick is hysterically given an explanation as to what happened from Princess Stacey, Dragon jogs across the ring as best he can. Stopping at X's body, Dragon busts a few moves DDR style, before dropping the big DDR ElboWii COACH No, this can't be happening! COLE Believe it Coach! It's happening, it's happening! As the crowd go wild in the background, Dragon dives on top of X. He needn't really hook a leg, X is barely conscious. But he does anyway, as Patrick drops... 1... 2... COACH KICK PRINCE, KIIIIICK!! 3!!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH NOOO!! COLE YES! YES! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES~! "Hung Up" powers through the arena and the crowd are going NUTS as Dragon, scarsely able to believe it himself, checks that it was three before dropping to his knees in celebration! Princess Stacey is beside herself on the floor, head in hands and close to tears! Watching all this from the stage is Caboose, a big smile on his face as he looks over his cricket bat carrying shoulder and nods his head in satisfaction. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... advancing to the FINALS of the X-Division Title Tournament... THE DANCE! DANCE! DDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - AAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Dragon sits on his knees and looks to the heavens, his face emotionless (he's wearing a mask, remember) but his body anything but! Rolling out of the ring, Dragon dances a little before embracing his Sacramento fans in the front row, while Princess Stacey tries to revive her Prince in the ring. COLE Unbelievable! Against all the odds, against all expectations, Dragon has done it! Who would have dared guess it a couple of months ago!? Dance Dance Dragon... is going... TO ANGLEMANIA!!! COACH What a miscarriage of justice! I've never seen anything like it in my life, Vitamin X was beaten within an inch of his life by Caboose with a cricket bat... if that happened on the streets, 'Boose would be going away for a long time! He'd be in the slammer, that was GBH! That was damn near MURDER! I... I am in SHOCK! This is a travesty! COLE Caboose played his part, but the fact is, Dance Dance Dragon is in the Finals of the X-Division Title Tournament! He is going to AngleMania VI to challenge for the OAOAST X-Division Championship, against either Tha Puerto Rican or Reject, in what will be without doubt the biggest match of his life! What a moment! COACH How can you condone what just happened!? COLE Hey, paybacks are a bitch, what can I say? Still poor Vitamin is down in the ring, Stacey cradling him in his arms and shooting a death glare at Dance Dance Dragon as he exits with even more of a skip in his step then usual. He's going to AngleMania, the world's biggest dance stage! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
