HD: Vitamin X/Tha Puerto Rican segment

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this at the beginning of the show, after the first segment/match please.

 

The camera cuts to the backstage area, where Vitamin X is standing by, talking with “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. Both men are smiling as they speak. The crowd boos loudly the moment they are shown on the AngleTron. 

“THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN
So, here we are! In the Final Four of the tournament! Can you believe it? One of us might become the OAOAST X-Division Champion in two weeks at AngleMania VI! 

VITAMIN X
Yeah, P, it’s fantastic! There’s a 50/50 chance that one of us might walk out of AngleMania VI with the X-Division Championship wrapped around our waists. This is a great moment for The Lightning Crew! 

PRL
I know it! I know it, X! But listen, there’s no hard feelings. If it comes down to you and me at AngleMania on April 1st, I just want to let you know that anything I do during that match is NOT personal. It’s just business. So, if I do some things I’m not proud of…well…try to understand, I’m doing this to win the X-Division Title! So don’t be mad if you lose. Okay?  

VITAMIN X
Okay, P.R. But you have to promise me that you won’t be upset if I do things I’M not proud of at AngleMania. Because, I want to win the X-Division Championship just as bad as you do! Maybe even more! 

PRL (surprised)
Yeah…well…well…err….umm…I know what you mean! Hey, what if Caboose shows up tonight? 

VITAMIN X
If Caboose shows up tonight...then he'll get another beatdown. Simple as that! 

PRL 
Heh. I like the way you think! That's why I'm glad you're the Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew! You do The Lightning Crew proud! You do ME proud Good luck, X! 

VITAMIN X
Good luck, boss! 

PRL puts his right hand out. Vitamin X looks at the hand for a second, and then shakes it. PR and VX smile at each other. 

PRL
May the best man win!

VX
You’re right. May the best man win! 

PRL and Vitamin X continue shaking each others hands. They stare at each other some more while still shaking hands. The crowd boos loudly.