Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) Here's the last segment for this week's show. We return from commercial break with Caboose already in the ring, holding a microphone in his right hand. COLE Fans, back on HeldDOWN~!, and Caboose already has made an impact tonight, costing Vitamin X a victory in the X-Division Title tournament! We now know that it'll be "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican facing Dance Dance Dragon at AngleMania VI on April 1st for the OAOAST X-Division Championship! COACH That damn Caboose! He ruined it for everybody! Now, we won't have the pleasure of seeing an all-Lightning Crew final! Thanks a lot, Caboose! COLE Coach, I think you're the only one that was looking forward to an all-Lightning Crew final. COACH No, I wasn't. There were people. Not many. But there WERE people! COLE Right. Caboose brings the microphone to his lips. COLE I wonder what's on Caboose's mind? CABOOSE I said I was going to come to Sacramento. (CHEAP POP~!) CABOOSE And so here I am! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *KA-CHING~!* *Come and take your Vitamin X.* The crowd boos as "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. COLE Oh what now!? COACH Oh yes! Business is about to pick up! The entrance doors slide open, and Thomas Rodriguez, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, and Vitamin X come out. The crowd boos louder. All the members of The Lightning Crew don't look to be in a good mood. COLE Vitamin X is out here! Earlier tonight, Caboose attacked X, which led to Dance Dance Dragon defeating the X-Man and advancing to the Finals of the X-Division Title tournament at AngleMania VI. COACH Yeah! And now Caboose is going to pay for that miscarriage of justice, Cole! You watch! Vitamin X has a microphone in his right hand. He is still in his wrestling attire. He gives Caboose the McMahon SNEER~! before he speaks. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. COACH Speak your mind, X! "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" Caboose stares at the X-Man. VX is FURIOUS~! VITAMIN X Caboose! I don't know what in the HELL were you thinking, hitting me with a cricket bat earlier tonight! I thought you were smarter than that, Caboose, seeing as you are an OAOAST Original and all! But I guess you really have gone soft, because there's no way the Caboose of old would have knocked me out, because he would have KNOWN that The Lightning Crew would have responded! The Lightning Crew is walking down the entrance ramp. COACH Uh-oh. Uh-oh! VITAMIN X Now, I'm sure you're prepared for another Lightning Crew assault, which is why you came here tonight in the first place! But you know what? Instead of beating your ass for the third time in four weeks, how about we do something different, because your head is still hurting, and honestly, my fist is sore for punching the crap out of you two weeks ago! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vitamin X and the rest of The Lightning Crew members enter the ring. Caboose stands guard. VX (CONT'D) So for now, let's call a truce. But it's not going to last for long, Caboose! Oh no! Oh no! You see, you cost me a chance to become X-Division Champion at AngleMania! But you know what? I'm STILL going to go to AngleMania VI! Yeah! That's right! Because, right now I am issuing you a challenge! A chance to do something you've wanted to do since March 1st! We're going to finish this once and for all like you wanted to since I beat your ass four weeks ago! At AngleMania VI, it's going to be Vitamin X vs. Caboose, one-on-one, for the First Time Ever! COLE Whoa! CABOOSE That's a nice suggestion, VX, but I know when you say one-on-one, you're full of crap! "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" CABOOSE Don't you think I know better than that? I maybe a little older, but I'm experienced enough in the wrestling business to know that if we were to have a one-on-one match, sooner or later, The Lightning Crew would show up, pound me into oblivion, and then you would get the pinfall and then you could say that you beat an OAOAST Original at the biggest show of the year! COACH Well, that's what would have happened! CABOOSE There's no such thing as a one-on-one encounter when The Lightning Crew is involved! Not at all! So, instead of waiting for The Lightning Crew to show up, what I propose is this: in two weeks at AngleMania, I take on members of The Lightning Crew with a partner of my choice! Let's see...PRL's going to go to the Finals of the X-Division Title tournament, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is fighting the Women's Champion, Cuban Wall is going to be involved in the Money In The Bank Battle Royal, Thomas can't wrestle, and I'm sure Princess Stacey will be by your side, X, no matter what. So, that leaves me with three Lightning Crew members left. And me and my partner will GLADLY take you three members on! So how about it, X? At AngleMania VI on April 1st, me and my partner take on you, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! COLE What!? COACH He's crazy! He's absolutely crazy for suggesting this! The crowd is surpised at this announcement. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, and Thomas Rodriguez stare at Caboose in the ring. X is thinking this over. VITAMIN X Are you serious old man? CABOOSE You're damn right I'm serious, X! What? Are you scared to fight an old man at the biggest show of the year? Is that it? VITAMIN X No! No! No! NO! Listen, you want a 3-on-2 Handicap Match at AngleMania VI? You got it! But what I want to know is'who would possibly be stupid enough to want to be your partner? Zack Malibu is going to be busy that night, so he's out. And you don't have any other friends backstage! There's nobody on the active roster who wants to go 3-on-2 with The Lightning Crew! NO ONE! And all these idiots know this to be a fact! So, please, Caboose, tell me, who is your partner going to be at AngleMania VI? Because I want to know just who I'll ALSO destroy at AngleMania VI! The crowd buzzes in anticipation. They wonder just who Caboose's partner will be. COACH Well, who is it? Come on! Spit it out! Don't leave us hanging! Caboose has a smirk on his face. The crowd greatly awaits Caboose's answer. COLE Who's it gonna be? Who!? WHO!? The crowd is getting antsy. Caboose finally puts the microphone to his lips. CABOOSE You know, instead of me just telling you who my partner is, how about I just SHOW him to you! You see, I didn't come to the arena tonight by myself! My partner came with me too! And he wants to meet you RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! *[i]I think I'm cute I KNOW I'm sexy! I've got the looks that drive all the girls wild! I've got the moves that really move them! I'll send them chills Up and down their spines I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYYY!) I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYY!)[/i]* "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Sexy Boy" blares over the P.A. system, causing the crowd to erupt! COACH No! No way! The entrance doors slide open...and [b]SOME GUY[/b] comes out! COLE He's back! Some Guy is back in the OAOAST! Some Guy looks pretty much the same as he did the last time he was in the OAOAST. Wearing a black T-shirt, blue jeans, and cowboy boots, the OAOAST Original plays to the crowd for a little bit and then stares at the people in the ring. Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug prepare for battle, while Thomas Rodriguez quickly leaves the ring. COLE Oh my! Some Guy is back! And he will be Caboose's partner at AngleMania VI! SG points a menacing finger at The LC members, and then runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring! The brawl is on! COLE And here we go! A preview of what we can expect in two weeks! "Sexy Boy" dies down. Caboose takes on Vitamin X, while Some Guy battles The Bone Thug! Mr. Boricua wants some, and gets some in return! Cuban Wall tries to attack, and he gets hit too! The crowd is going nuts as Caboose and Some Guy are in control of the four Lightning Crew members! COACH Am I seeing things? Are Caboose and Some Guy actually BEATING The Lightning Crew!?!?!? COLE You're not seeing things, Coach! Caboose and Some Guy have the advantage! Caboose's punches daze Vitamin X. Some Guy knocks Bone Thug off his feet with several right jabs! The Bone Thug rolls out of the ring to recuperate. Some Guy then switches back and forth punching Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua! The two big men of The Lightning Crew are stunned, so Some Guy simply grabs their heads and slams them together! Boricua and Wall fall down onto the mat and roll out of the ring! COLE Caboose and Some Guy are dominating The Lightning Crew tonight on HeldDOWN~! Caboose is still punching Vitamin X! 'Boose tells SG something. He then whips VX right into Some Guy, who hits Vitamin X with a Superkick! COLE SomeKick! SomeKick! Vitamin X is down! The crowd cheers some more! Some Guy and Caboose stare down at the fallen Prince Vitamin. Both men smile. SG then tells Caboose to do something. Caboose nods his head. 'Boose stands over Vitamin X...and kicks his right hand onto his chest. COACH Oh no! Oh no! Not this! The crowd comes alive! Caboose does some weird hand signals, which Some Guy also does. Caboose bounces off the ropes, jumps over VX, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. He then looks at the crowd, and drops the Rafter's Elbow! COACH Oh my God! He hit it! He hit the Rafter's Elbow! COLE I can't remember the last time he hit that! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Caboose and Some Guy play to the crowd. The crowd cheers! Cuban Wall grabs Vitamin X and pulls him out of the ring onto the outside. Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Bone Thug are holding their heads in pain. Cuban Wall drags a dazed and confused Vitamin X up the entrance ramp along with the rest of The Lightning Crew. COLE Oh man! What a moment! Some Guy, after an 18-month absence, is BACK! He is BACK in the OAOAST! And he WILL be at AngleMania VI on April 1st! COACH Oh poo! I should have thought of that! I knew if anybody would want to team with Caboose, it would be another OAOAST Original! COLE The Lightning Crew is shocked! They weren't prepared for this! They thought they were going to only deal with Caboose, NOT Some Guy! COACH This AngleMania just got a whole lot more interesting! Some Guy grabs the microphone. SOME GUY Hey! Hey! Hey Lightning Crew! You better be careful with who you mess with! The crowd cheers. SOME GUY (CONT'D) Yeah. Because I am BACK in the One And Only AngleSault Thread, and I'm ready for AngleMania VI! And YOU better be ready for the ass kicking you're going to get, courtesy of Caboose AND the Original Showstopper, SOME GUY! More cheers. SOME GUY There's gonna be no more sneak attacks! No more 4-on-1 fights! I have Caboose's back, and together, we will walk out of the Toronto SkyDome victorious! AngleMania VI will be a day you will NEVER EVER FORGET, VITAMIN X! Get ready for the ASS KICKING OF A LIFETIME! Now hit my music! "Sexy Boy" starts playing again. Some Guy high fives Caboose. The crowd is still going crazy. Some Guy and Caboose stare at Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Thomas Rodriguez, who are all walking up the entrance ramp, IN ANGER~! Vitamin X talks trash about Caboose as he walks. His face is red. COLE The Road To AngleMania VI just got a whole lot better! We are 10 days away from the biggest show of the year! And on that show, Caboose and Some Guy will team up to take on the team of Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! What a match that's going to be at AngleMania VI! COACH Oh man! Some Guy is back! Talk about the right partner for Caboose! Vitamin X and his guys better be ready! COLE That's right! Because Some Guy and Caboose are ready for The Lightning Crew at AngleMania! Another marquee match added to the already impressive AngleMania card! Caboose and Some Guy vs. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! It's going to happen, and it's going to happen at OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, Sunday April 1st, LIVE only on pay-per-view! Fans, thank you for tuning in to tonight's HeldDOWN~! For Jonathan "Da Coach" Coachman, and CABOOSE! This is Michael Cole saying good night, and we'll see you next week for the final show before AngleMania VI! Good night everybody! Caboose and Some Guy continue looking at The Lightning Crew who are on the entrance stage. The two OAOAST Originals play to the crowd. Caboose and Some Guy standing side by side in the ring, smiling with the OAOAST AngleMania VI logo behind them is the last image we see before we fade to black as "Sexy Boy" continues playing. [b]FADE OUT[/b] Edited March 23, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
