AM VI: 3-On-2 Handicap Match

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this as the third or fourth match on the show, preferably the fourth match, please. And make sure it takes place after the Women's Championship Match but BEFORE the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and the X-Division Championship tournament final. Thank you.

 

“LIGHTNING CREW!”

The crowd stands up and starts booing as the AngleTron lights up with an image of PRL smiling. The crowd boos even louder when his face is shown. The image of a smiling PRL changes to another image of PRL from 2003 raising the Puerto Rican Championship belt after a match. Image after image of PRL is shown, while a classical melody is being played. It is a slow and mellow song with someone whispering the word, “Chance” at several points during the song. The AngleTron shows PRL choked up. Follow by PRL being furious. It is then followed by PRL crying after winning the OAOAST North American Championship back in September 2003. Finally, the last image is PRL smiling again, except in a psychotic matter and his evil laugh is heard over the P.A. System. The classical music hits a crescendo, and the AngleTron switches to a waving Puerto Rican flag, and in big white blocky letters appears the words LIGHTNING CREW. And then a lightning bolt hits the entrance. The crowd boos loudly as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds begins playing. Strobe lights flicker on and off in the entrance.

*[i]No chance (No chance!)
That’s what ya got! (Ha. Ha. Yeah!)

We’re up against
no machine too strong
Pussy politicians buying souls for us
Are…PUPPETS! (Puppets!)

But will find their place
In line (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

But tie a string around your finger now boy cuz
Cuz it’s just a matter of time! 

Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE! (You’ve got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL![/i]*

As The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron, the ring cart drives through the curtains carrying Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug, along with Princess Stacey of The Lightning Crew. And ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Princess Stacey has a new tiara! I repeat: Princess Stacey has a NEW tiara! And a real nice one too. Real bling-bling and everything. Diamond encrusted too. The Princess is also wearing a blue blouse, a necklace with her name on it, diamond earrings, gold bracelets on her arms, tight black jeans, and black heel shoes. Her boyfriend is also dressed for AngleMania VI, wearing a black Lightning Crew T-shirt, and over that is a dark blue baseball jersey with VITAMIN X written on the front in big gray blocky letters, and a small AngleMania VI logo on the right. VX is written on the right sleeve. And on the back is written “LEGEND KILLER” in white blocky letters, with the OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone logo in the center, and “2-FOR-1 SALE!” written underneath that also in big white blocky letters. And underneath that is SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2007. X is also wearing black sweatpants with a small OAOAST logo on the left pant leg, Reebok sneakers, and a gold chain around his neck. The four Lightning Crew members raise their hands in the air, taunting the booing crowd. 

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by Princess Stacey. At a total combined weight of  739 lbs. The team of Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug...THE LIGHTNNNIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG CRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

COLE
Well this is certainly a unique match-up! 3-on-2 Handicap Match, as three members of The Lightning Crew take on two OAOAST Originals in Some Guy and Caboose! This should be a good one! 

COACH
Awww yeah, Mikey Cole! The Lightning Crew is at AngleMania VI, yup yup! And together, they are going to beat the CRUMPETS out of Caboose and...uh...beat the hot dogs out of Some Guy? 

COLE
Nice try, Coach. 

*[i]Come on!
Come on!
Come and get it! (Come and get it!)
Come on! (Come on!)

Come on! 
Come on! 
Come and get it! (Come and get it!)
Come on! (Come on!)

Come on! 
Come on! 
Come and get it! (Come and get it!)
Come on! (Come on!)

Come on! 
Come on! 
Come and get it! 

No chance...(Yeah!)[/i]*

The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the “ring ropes” and Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Princess Stacey step out and into ringside. The Bone Thug looks at the giant crowd and then simply walks up the ring steps. Vitamin X jaws with the fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps himself. He hops onto a second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms into a X. VX sneers at the crowd. Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd, and then climbs the ring steps and climbs over the top rope and into the ring.

COACH
Hey! Hey look! Princess Stacey has a new tiara! All right! Finally! Her head was empty without it! 

COLE
Funny, I thought her head was empty with it too! 

COACH
Oh now come on! How dare you BESMIRCHED the good name of Princess Stacey!? 

COLE
What good name!? 

COACH
The good name of Princess Stacey! Come on! And you say that I'm an idiot! God! 

The Bone Thug paces around the ring, still wearing his bandannas. Vitamin X hops into the ring. Princess Stacey applauds her boyfriend. X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. A spotlight shines on X, Stacey, Boricua, and Bone Thug. The four of them look at each other...and then put their arms in the shape of a L. The Lightning Crew Salute! The crowd boos louder. Pyro shoots out from all four ring posts.

COACH
Whoa! The Lightning Crew is ready for AngleMania! This is THEIR night! 

COLE
This is indeed a big night for The Lightning Crew! We already have a new Women's Champion in Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Now, Vitamin X, Bone Thug, and Mr. Boricua are looking to give The Lightning Crew their second win at AngleMania VI by defeating two OAOAST legends! 

COACH
This is a night that will be Etched In Stone! Not for Drek, but for The Lightning Crew! 

The four Lightning Crew members look at the crowd with dirty looks on their faces. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle once again to warm himself up. Meanwhile, Mr. Boricua snorts, grunts, and yells at some fans. He then heads to a second turnbuckle and poses. The Bone Thug heads to another second turnbuckle and removes the Puerto Rican flag bandanna around his mouth so that he can yell at the fans and shout, “ARRIBA LA RAZA~!” Princess Stacey applauds The Lightning Crew. 

COLE
Vitamin X, Prince Vitamin, or The X-Man, has made it so personal with Caboose! It's about to come to a crescendo in a heartbeat or two! 

Vitamin X does another bad dance to “No Chance In Hell”. Mr. Boricua gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to the outside to yell at the fans. The Bone Thug also gets off the second turnbuckle and hands the Puerto Rican flag bandanna around his neck to a ringside attendant. 

COLE
This is The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua's AngleMania debut. Mr. Boricua was in the Preshow Sausage Fest Battle Royal last year at AngleMania V along with Cuban Wall which he lost. This is Vitamin X's second consecutive AngleMania appearance. He lost last year in the opening match to Colombian Heat, bringing an end to their bitter feud.

COACH
That is until Vitamin X took Princess Stacey away from Heat! 

COLE
Right. Until Stacey Robertson betrayed Colombian Heat at the beginning of this year! 

COACH
That's PRINCESS Stacey to you, Cole!

COLE
Ugh. 

*[i]NO CHANCE! (You've got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL! 

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL!

You've got...NO CHANCE! (Chance!)

NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! 

Yeah![/i]*

“No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds ends. Vitamin X looks at the entrance with a serious expression on his face. The lights go back on in the arena. Mr. Boricua climbs back into the ring. Princess Stacey gives VX some last words of encouragement. The Bone Thug jumps up and down in place to psych himself up. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the match coming up in just a few moments. 

COLE
Three of these men have AngleMania experience! 

COACH
And two of them are AngleMania rookies! Three if you count Princess Stacey! 

COLE
This should be an exciting match! There's nothing like competing at AngleMania, especially in front of 67,000-plus fans! 

“Cochise” by Audioslave begins playing, causing the crowd to EXPLODE~! Spotlights converge all over the stadium. Once the drums and bass kick in, a spotlight shines on Caboose, standing in the rafters. Caboose climbs over the railing, and descends straight down, drawing more cheers the closer and closer he gets to the crowd. Caboose lands at ringside, drawing a massive POP from the crowd. 'boose has a look of determination on his painted face. 'boose is in his classic ring attire of long black tights with UNFORGIVEN written down right leg in white, and a white Celtic symbol is emblazoned down the left leg. He removes the apparatus that made him descend from the rafters, and then points his cricket bat at Vitamin X who is in the ring. 

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” 

BUFFER
And their opponents. First, from Derby, England. Weighing in at 230 lbs. He is a former two-time One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the worrrrlllllddddddddddddddddd! This...is...CAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

Caboose continues pointing his cricket bat at Vitamin X. X responds with the McMahon SNEER~! and by telling Caboose to “bring it on”! 

COLE
He's on the comeback! The legendary Caboose, at just 22-years-old is a two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion and a former OAOAST World Tag Team Champion, while Vitamin X, at 24-years of age, has yet to win an OAOAST championship, a fact that must eat at Vitamin X everyday! 

COACH
It hurts, but it also motivates him! Vitamin X is motivated by his past failures! And tonight, he will use that motivation to get the biggest win of his career! By beating not one, but TWO OAOAST Originals! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 

COLE
Caboose will not have an easy match tonight! He maybe a legend, but it's still a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! And his partner is someone who hasn't wrestled since September 2005! This match might go either way, and we're about to find out as Caboose steps in the ring for, believe it or not, only his THIRD AngleMania match! He's a perfect 2-0 at AngleMania, having won the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles with D'Lo Brown at the first AngleMania, and then teaming up with Zack Malibu and Some Guy to defeat CWM, Tony Brannigan, and “The Ice Heart” Dan Black at AngleMania IV. Will he expand that record to 3-0 tonight? 

COACH
N--

COLE
SAVE IT! 

Caboose points his cricket bat to Vitamin X, then points to the rafters. 

COLE
Huh? What's Caboose pointing to? 

COACH
Don't look at me, Cole. You're the one who's all chummy, chummy with him! 

COLE
Actually, he hit me with that bat just yesterday. 

COACH
HA HA! Loser! 

Caboose keeps pointing to the rafters until The Lightning Crew turns their attention to them. The crowd also tilts their heads to the rafters. 

COLE
What is Caboose trying to tell us? 

“Cochise” by Audioslave dies down. 

CUE: “Sexy Boy”

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

*[i]I think I'm cute
I KNOW I'm sexy! 
I've got the looks
that drive all the girls wild!

I've got the moves
that really move them! 
I'll send them chills
Up and down their spines

I'm just a sexy boy! 
(SEXY BOOYYYYYY!)
I'm not your boy toy! 
(BOY TOYYYYYYYY!)
I'm just a sexy boy!
(SEXY BOOYYYYY!)
I'm not your boy toy!
(BOY TOYYYYYYY!)[/i]*

Finally, the reason Caboose has been pointing at the rafters is revealed. Because high in the rafters is SOME GUY! 

COLE
There he is! Some Guy is in the building! 

Some Guy dances a bit for old times sake while “Sexy Boy” continues playing. He plays to the crowd, and then grabs a hold of a rope. The rope is revealed to be apart of a zip-line; a zip-line that takes Some Guy from the rafters down to ringside! 

COLE
Whoa! Oh my! What an incredible entrance by Some Guy at AngleMania VI! 

The crowd loves it! Some Guy has a wide smile on his face as he continues on his way down to the ringside area. 

COLE
What a moment! From the top of the Toronto SkyDome all the way to the crowd! Some Guy is back in full force here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread!

Some Guy lands in the crowd. He removes the apparatus that brought him down to ringside, and then walks through the crowd, slapping hands with the fans along the way.

COACH
Ugh. Some Guy is with the unwashed masses! 

COLE
Some Guy being greeted by the 67,000 fans in attendance! He is being literally showered with praise! 

“Sexy Boy” has to restart because of how long it is taking Some Guy to walk to the ring, thanks to being mobbed by the fans. Still, through it all, SG has a smile on his face. 

COLE
These fans have waited 18 long months to see Some Guy in an OAOAST ring again! And in just a few moments, the wait is over! In only his SECOND AngleMania appearance, Some Guy is ready to do battle with three of The Lightning Crew's best!    

COACH
Some Guy and Caboose teamed up at AngleMania IV and won. HOWEVER, they had Zack Malibu with them also. Someone they don't have tonight! Thus, giving more of an advantage to The Lightning Crew members! 

COLE
Yeah! But Some Guy and Caboose have that big-time match experience. Something neither Mr. Boricua nor The Bone Thug have. So, that may help them in their favor tonight! 

BUFFER
And his partner! From Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 245 lbs. He is an OAOAST Original!  SOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! 

Some Guy finally climbs over the barricade into ringside. Clad in his classic attire of dark red, white, and navy blue singlet with the Red Sox logo on the abdomen, navy blue and white boots, white wrist tape, and dark red knee pads, SG slaps some more fan hands as he walks around ringside, keeping an eye out on The LC members in the ring. Some Guy meets up with Caboose. They start chatting it up. Princess Stacey takes this as a sign to leave the ring. Meanwhile, The Lightning Crew gets into their fighting stances. 

COACH
Look at The Lightning Crew! They're ready! 

COLE
They're ready! Some Guy and Caboose are ready! The fans are ready! WE'RE ready! Let's get this match started! 3 men vs. 2 in this Handicap Tag Team Match! 

Some Guy takes off his Boston Red Sox baseball hat and throws it aside. Caboose and Some Guy nod their heads...and then rush into the ring, beginning a slugfest with Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug! Referee Mike Chioda calls for the bell. 

COLE
And here we go! 

*DING DING DING*

[b]3-ON-2 HANDICAP MATCH
VITAMIN X, MR. BORICUA, AND THE BONE THUG (with Princess Stacey) vs. CABOOSE AND SOME GUY[/b]
“Sexy Boy” dies down. Caboose takes on The Bone Thug, while Some Guy battles Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua! SG takes turns punching Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua, while Caboose takes Bone Thug into a corner and starts pummeling away at him! 

COLE
Caboose and Some Guy are handling the 3-on-2 disadvantage well right now!

Some Guy knocks down Vitamin X, and then starts punching Mr. Boricua. The punches stagger the big man, but he does not fall. Vitamin X goes for the attack, but Some Guy knocks him down again! SG then turns his attention to Boricua again. Some Guy looks at Caboose...and the two of them charge forward, clotheslining Mr. Boricua over the top rope and onto the floor! 

COACH
Oh no! 

COLE
The Lightning Crew is in trouble as we start this match! The OAOAST Originals are on a roll here! 

Some Guy goes back to his corner. While he does this, Caboose starts beating on Vitamin X! VX can no longer take it and rolls out of the ring. Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and immediately starts getting pummeled by Caboose! 

COLE
So far, so good, for Caboose and Some Guy! 

Caboose grabs Mr. Boricua and throws him over to his corner, where Some Guy sticks his right foot out. Not surprisingly, Mr. Boricua hits the boot. Mr. B falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Caboose then makes the tag to Some Guy. 

COLE
Things are finally in order in this match-up. 

COACH
Good. Now, The LC can really dominate now that it's a fair fight! 

Some Guy paces back and forth in the ring. The Bone Thug enters the ring. He stares a hole through SG. 

COACH
Aw yeah! The Bone Thug is making his AngleMania debut! This should be good! 

Some Guy and The Bone Thug stare at each other, while the crowd cheers. Bone Thug yells in Spanish, while Some Guy does his trash talking in English. Some Guy and Bone Thug circle the ring, with Some Guy keeping an eye out on the outside as Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua head to their corner. 

COLE
The referee has regained control. We can start this match proper now. 

Some Guy and The Bone Thug lock up. SG quickly grabs a headlock. However, The Bone Thug quickly throws SG into the ropes. Some Guy responds with a shoulder tackle, and then DANCES~! The girls in the crowd SQUEAL~! 

COLE
Ha ha! Some Guy is in classic form here tonight at AngleMania VI! 

COACH
Enough with the dancing! Let's kick some BUTT! 

SG mouths off to The Bone Thug, who doesn't look too pleased. The two men lock up. Bone Thug takes SG into a neutral corner. He punches Some Guy in the face! He does it again! And again! Thug unleashes a knife-edged chop across Some Guy's chest! 

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” 

Bone Thug goes for a punch—BLOCKED! SG punches Bone Thug in the face! He does it again! And again! And again! SG grabs Bone Thug and takes him over to the neutral corner! He starts pummeling him with left hands, dazing the newest member of The Lightning Crew! Princess Stacey watches on with concern on her beautiful face as Some Guy grabs Bone Thug by his right wrist, and then whips him into the opposite corner. Bone Thug bounces off the turnbuckle and walks towards SG, so Some Guy grabs Bone Thug and lifts him onto his shoulders...where he gives him the SomeDRIVER (Sit Out Death Valley Driver)! 

COLE
SomeDRIVER! Early on in this match! 

Some Guy goes for the cover! 

1...2...KICK OUT! 

COACH
It was a little too early for that move! 

“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”

Some Guy picks The Bone Thug up. He whips him into the ropes. The Bone Thug holds onto the ropes and slides out of the ring! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Bone Thug has decided to take a little breather! 

COACH
Hey give him a break! This is his first AngleMania! He might still have butterflies in his stomach!

COLE
His name is Bone THUG. He shouldn't act like this! 

COACH
There you go! With the stereotypes! No wonder everybody hates you! 

The Bone Thug walks around ringside. Some Guy doesn't wait. He instead exits the ring and meets up with The Bone Thug---

which causes him to get poked in the eyes! 

COACH
You see! You see! It was all a trap! Bone Thug suckered Some Guy in! HA HA HA HA HA! 

Some Guy holds his eyes and staggers around ringside. The Bone Thug says something in Spanish while looking at SG. Bone Thug charges forward...and gets BAAAAAAAACK Body Dropped onto the protective mats! 

And then to make things worst, Caboose comes off the ring apron with a splash onto Bone Thug! 

COLE
Oh my! What a double team move from Caboose and Some Guy! From out of nowhere! 

Caboose bows to the cheering fans! 

COACH
No fair! That was on the outside! How could he do that!? 

COLE
What great team work! 

COACH
It was cheating! 

Caboose grabs Bone Thug and throws him back into the ring. 

“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”

The Bone Thug decides he has had enough and makes the tag to Vitamin X! The crowd boos LOUDLY. 

COACH
All right! Time for Prince Vitamin to show Some Guy what he's all about! 

But then, Caboose holds his right hand out. 

SOME GUY
You want him? 

CABOOSE
Give him to me! 

COLE
Caboose wants to settle this issue with Vitamin X here and now! 

COACH
He's crazy! He's absolutely crazy! He's going to get killed! 

Some Guy makes the tag to Caboose. 

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Vitamin X is now a little hesitant to be in the ring right now. He looks at Mr. Boricua and The Bone Thug, and then looks at Princess Stacey. All three of them are encouraging Vitamin X to go for it. 

COLE
I think Vitamin X is about to regret what he's done to Caboose! 

COACH
Vitamin X regrets nothing! 

Caboose inches closer and closer to VX...so VX leaves the ring to boos. 

COLE
Oh come on! 

Caboose leaves the ring and chases after Vitamin X. Finally, Vitamin X goes for a punch—BLOCKED by Caboose! 'boose responds with a right hand of his own! And another one! And another one! Caboose grabs The X-Man and slams his head on top of the announce table! Vitamin X is stunned, so Caboose brings him down with a clothesline! 

COLE
After five weeks of waiting, Caboose has Vitamin X in his grasp, and he is taking full advantage of it! 

COACH
Oh come on X! Win it for The Princess! 

Caboose throws VX back into the ring. He bounces off the ropes, jumps up, and jumps down with a elbow onto Vitamin X! 

COLE
The lateral press by Caboose! 

ONE! 




TWO! 





THR-KICK OUT! 

COACH
That was a little too close for me. 

Caboose continues his assault as the crowd has quieted down. 'boose picks Vitamin X up...and gives him the EndOfTheLine! 

COLE
EndOfTheLine! Could this be the EndOfTheLine for Vitamin X? 

The cover! 1...2...LEFT SHOULDER UP! Caboose slaps the mat in frustration, and then picks Vitamin X up again. He lifts him up onto his shoulders, and then places him on a neutral turnbuckle corner in the tree of woe position. He then makes the tag to Some Guy. As SG enters the ring, Caboose heads to the opposite corner and charges forward. He does a baseball slide right into Vitamin X's face! 

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” 

COACH
How did he learn to do that!? Baseball's not popular in England! 

COLE
The Prince of The Lightning Crew is getting his face royally punished!

Princess Stacey winces seeing that move. Mike Chioda orders 'boose back to his corner. Some Guy taunts The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua, and then punches Vitamin X squared in the nuts! 

COACH
Aaah! Not in the crown jewels! 

COLE
Looks like Vitamin X and Princess Stacey might not have any children! 

COACH
Don't say that! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! 

Mike Chioda warns Some Guy about the ball shot. Some Guy responds by motioning to kick the ref's ass. Another “SOME GUY!” chant starts up as SG picks X up and starts punching him in the face. SG gives VX an Irish whip into the ropes. SG puts his head down, so Vitamin X kicks him right in the face! SG staggers around the ring, with Vitamin X waiting for him to get close. When SG does, Vitamin X charges forward, and gets clotheslined by Some Guy! 

COLE
And so much for that! 

COACH
Quiet Michael! 

Some Guy picks Vitamin X up and takes him over to a neutral corner where he slams his face on a top turnbuckle pad! He then whips Vitamin X into the ropes—VX reverses—and The Bone Thug hits Some Guy in the back of his head! 

COLE
Oh what a cheapshot! 

The Bone Thug yells in Spanish. Some Guy responds by knocking Bone Thug off the ring apron and onto the floor! He then knocks Mr. Boricua off the ring apron and onto the floor! 

COACH
Two cheapshots!

Vitamin X goes for a punch; a punch which Some Guy blocks! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Prince Vitamin is dazed and confused! To the ropes goes Vitamin X—HOWEVER, Vitamin X reverses, Some Guy hits the ropes, and Mr. Boricua pulls the top rope down, causing Some Guy to crash onto the outside! 

COACH
Yes! Go Boricua! 

Boricua picks Some Guy up, lifts him off his feet, and then drops him on the edge of the barricade! Some Guy collapses onto the ground! 

COLE
Mr. Boricua showing his power! 6'9” 300 lbs! The man is a monster in the OAOAST! 

COACH
The man who has been in The Lightning Crew the longest is showing you just why he's been a charter member for FOUR years now!

Vitamin X exits the ring and stomps on Some Guy. He then picks SG up and throws him back into the ring before Caboose can come near him. Vitamin X enters the ring and then makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. VX gets some kicks all over Some Guy's body before being forced to exit the ring. 

COACH
Check this out! 

An instant replay is shown of Mr. Boricua pulling the top rope down, causing Some Guy to crash to the outside. 

COACH
Great move by Boricua! He should get a cookie for that one! 

Mr. Boricua picks Some Guy up and punches him in his face! He then takes him over to a neutral corner and slams his head on the top turnbuckle pad! Mr. Boricua then drives his right knee into Some Guy, all the while yelling and screaming. Vitamin X cheers him on. 

COLE
Mr. Boricua, making his in-ring debut at AngleMania, is taking it to Some Guy, an OAOAST legend!

Mr. B continues hammering away at Some Guy until Mike Chioda tells him to stop. Mr. Boricua responds by screaming at the referee. Mike Chioda runs a few feet away from the monster. This little distraction actually helps Some Guy, because when Mr. Boricua goes back to SG, SG responds by punching Mr. Boricua in the head! He does it several more times, actually staggering the 6'9” bodyguard for Tha Puerto Rican! Some Guy bounces off the ropes---


BAM! 


right into a MASSIVE~! clothesline from Mr. Boricua! Boricua covers! 

1...





2...






2 ½







RIGHT SHOULDER UP!

Mr. B picks Some Guy up and takes him over to The Lightning Crew corner, where he makes the tag to The Bone Thug. Boricua holds SG in place, so that Bone Thug can kick him in the stomach. Some Guy tries to roll over to his corner, but Bone Thug grabs his right hand and pulls him back into the center of the ring! 

THE BONE THUG
¡No pienso tan el madrefucker!

Bone Thug picks Some Guy up and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner. 

THE BONE THUG
¡Ahora te tengo!

The Bone Thug punches Some Guy in the face several times. He then chops him across his chest. 

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
They felt that in Montreal! 

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COACH
They felt that in Alberta! 

The Bone Thug jogs over to the opposite corner. Thug looks directly at Some Guy with a sneer on his face.  He then charges forward like a bull...


*WHAM!*




AND KNOCKS SOME GUY IN THE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A TURNBUCKLE YAKUZA KICK~! 

BONE THUG
VIVA LA RAZA~!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Oh my! They felt that all the way in the United States! 

COACH
And Mexico too! 

Bone Thug sneers at the crowd. He then slaps his chest ala Eddie Guerrero. The Bone Thug turns around...and gets kicked in the stomach. Some Guy gives Bone Thug a Wheelbarrow Someplex! Some Guy rolls through. And gives Bone Thug another Wheelbarrow Someplex! Some Guy rolls through, and gives Thug ANOTHER Wheelbarrow Someplex! He rolls through a third time and gives Bone Thug a FOURTH Wheelbarrow Someplex! 

COLE
The Rolling Wheelbarrow Someplexes! We haven't seen those moves in a long time! 

But the moves have taken the energy out of Some Guy. He lies on the mat along with The Bone Thug, with their sides begging for a tag! Princess Stacey is also on the outside, begging for the tag to be made! 

PRINCESS STACEY
Come on! COME ON! 

See? 

COLE
Both men are out of it! A tag must surely be made! 

The Bone Thug crawls over to his corner. Slowly, but surely. Meanwhile, SG is still lying on his back, not moving since giving the Rolling Wheelbarrow Someplexes. Bone Thug crawls over to The LC corner, and makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. Mr. Boricua quickly enters the ring and starts hammering away on Some Guy's head. 

COLE
I think things have about picked up for The Lightning Crew! 

Mr. Boricua continues pummeling Some Guy, in between fits of screaming and yelling. Boricua picks Some Guy up by his hair, and gives him a DANGEROUS~! bodyslam onto the mat! Some Guy yells out in pain! Boricua then picks Some Guy up by his hair again and takes him over to a neutral corner, where he hits him with some shoulder tackles into the abdomen. 

“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”

Mr. Boricua chokes Some Guy with his right foot! 

MIKE CHIODA
Come on now! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! 

Mr. Boricua stops choking Some Guy. He yells at the referee. Mr. Boricua whips Some Guy into the opposite corner. Some Guy hits the turnbuckle back first HARD! Boricua looks at Some Guy and yells out. 

COACH
Uh-oh! Mr. Boricua is going to try something! This won't be good! 

COLE
I'm sure it won't! Some Guy better move out of the way! 

Mr. Boricua rushes forward, using all his energy for an avalanche~! 

BUT SOME GUY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! 

And Mr. Boricua CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE STERNUM FIRST! 

Some Guy bounces off the ropes, and hits Mr. Boricua with a flying clothesline, which finally knocks the big man down! 

“YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Some Guy did it! Some Guy has knocked down Mr. Boricua!

COACH
Oh crap! Get up! Get up Mr. Boricua! 

Some Guy and Mr. Boricua both lie on the mat, but they're both starting to crawl over to their corners. 

COACH
I bet Some Guy wishes he never picked up that phone when Caboose called him! 

COLE
Will you stop? 

Some Guy crawls closer and closer to his corner...and makes the tag to Caboose! 

COLE
Caboose with the tag! And he's ready to go! 

Caboose runs into the ring. He blocks a Mr. Boricua punch, and then starts punching Mr. Boricua himself! 

COLE
Caboose is hammering away at the biggest member of The Lightning Crew! 

The punches take Mr. Boricua into the ropes. 'boose gives Mr. Boricua an Irish whip into the ropes. He follows that up with a kick to the gut, and then the EndOfTheLine on Mr. Boricua! Caboose runs over to punch Vitamin X, but Vitamin X jumps off the ring apron! However, Caboose is able to punch The Bone Thug in the head, knocking him off the ring apron too! 

COLE
Caboose was looking for VX, but VX wasn't there! Vitamin X ran away from the ring! 

COACH
He wasn't running away! He was conserving energy! There's a difference! 

'boose goes back to Mr. Boricua, picking him up and applying a front facelock on him. HOWEVER, Mr. Boricua gets a sudden burst of energy and drives Caboose back-first into a neutral corner. He then proceeds to start punching Caboose in the face repeatedly, hurting the two-time former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! 

COACH
Yeah! Get him Mr. Boricua! Get him! 

COLE
Mr. Boricua can easily overpower Caboose, and he's doing so right this instance! 

Caboose fights back with punches of his own! He then takes Mr. Boricua back to the turnbuckle corner and punches him some more! Vitamin X is back on the ring apron and yelling at Mr. Boricua to strike. 

VITAMIN X
Sweep the leg! 

Caboose keeps punching and punching and punching, until Mr. Boricua is on his knees! He then plays to the crowd, who cheer loudly! 'boose walks on over to the opposite corner, and charges forward...



RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE FROM MR. BORICUA~!!!

COACH
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 

COLE
And Mr. Boricua! That was like being run over by mack truck! 

COACH
Caboose doesn't know where he's at! The lights are on, but nobody's home! 

Caboose's eyes are definitely glazed over. Mr. Boricua picks Caboose up and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Vitamin X heads to the outside himself. 

COACH
Just like those Lightning Crew beatdowns over the past few weeks, we're going to see more of the same tonight at AngleMania VI! 

Vitamin X stalks Caboose like a predator stalks his prey. He motions for Caboose to come closer to him. When he does, Vitamin X grabs Caboose and goes for a punch! 

BLOCKED!

Caboose chokes Vitamin X with his bare hands! 

COACH
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! GET THE REFEREE! 

Caboose chokes Vitamin X all the way to the barricade! That is until The Bone Thug jumps off the ring apron and attacks Caboose from behind with his knees! 

COLE
The Bone Thug comes to the rescue! 

COACH
He's proving his worth to The Lightning Crew!

Bone Thug punches Caboose in the face! He slaps him with more knife-edged chops across the chest, turning his chest red in the process! Vitamin X then decides it's his turn and kicks Caboose in the stomach! He then whips Caboose into the nearest ring steps, with Caboose hitting the steps knees-first, doing a front flip on the way down! 

COACH
Yeah baby! Yeah! That's how you do it at AngleMania VI! YEAH-UH~! That did it! That definitely did it! 

Caboose holds his knees in pain on the outside. Vitamin X and The Bone Thug get back onto the ring apron. The crowd boos loudly. Mr. Boricua screams, snorts, grunts, and cracks his knuckles. 

COACH
Hey! He wanted to do this comeback! He asked for this! Remember what Vitamin X said: anything that happens to Caboose from now on is his own fault! 

COLE
That was totally unnecessary! They didn't need to do that! 

COACH
Yeah, but they've done it! So no use crying over spilled milk! 

COLE
That was just devastating! 

An instant replay shows Vitamin X throwing Caboose into the ring steps. 

COACH
Listen...BOO-YAH~! My man did his thing! I love it! 

COLE
You're loving the punishment Caboose is getting because of what he's said to you while commentating aren't you? 

COACH
Yes. How did you know? 

COLE
Everyone could see it, even someone with your intelligence. 

COACH
Yeah—HEY! 

Caboose is thrown back into the ring by Vitamin X. Vitamin X heads to the ring apron. Mr. Boricua makes the tag to him. Vitamin X then enters the ring again and covers Caboose. It gets a two count. Vitamin X kicks Caboose all over his body, irritating the 67,000-plus fans in the SkyDome. Vitamin X picks Caboose up. He starts jukin' and jivin'. The crowd boos. 

COACH
He's feeling it! He's feeling it! 

Vitamin X punches Caboose in the face. He punches him in the face again! Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, drawing boos, and then punches Caboose a third time, knocking him down! 

COACH
An AngleMania Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! 

COLE
Vitamin X with his three-punch combo knocking the OAOAST Original down! 

COACH
Caboose is in big trouble now! 

Vitamin X picks Caboose up by his head. VX takes Caboose over to a turnbuckle corner where he places 'boose's head on the bottom turnbuckle pad. The X-Man chokes Caboose with his right foot. Princess Stacey grins evilly. 

COLE
Vitamin X in control of his arch-rival these past few weeks, and I'm sure Vitamin X is thinking about Caboose's interference in the X-Division Championship tournament Semi-Final match he had with Dance Dance Dragon two weeks ago! 

COACH
A travesty Dragon advanced! But it's okay. Because Tha Puerto Rican will take care of him tonight! 

Vitamin X heads to the opposite turnbuckle. The crowd starts booing. Vitamin X jumps up and down in place, and then blows a kiss to Princess Stacey. 

COLE
Oh no! 

COACH
Oh yes! Here it comes! A special AngleMania edition! 

Vitamin X charges forward...and gives Caboose a Broncobuster! 

COLE
Broncobuster! Broncobuster on the OAOAST Original! 

COACH
He does that move better than anybody in this business...ESPECIALLY Colombian Heat! 

Vitamin X gets up and does a SHIMMY~! The crowd boos Vitamin X's mocking of Colombian Heat. Princess Stacey loves it, however. 

COLE
Mocking Colombian Heat. That's great. 

COACH
I know, isn't it? Mocking him never gets old!

Prince Vitamin stomps on Caboose some more. 

COLE
Can you imagine how hard it'll be to deal with Vitamin X if he is able to score the deciding fall in this match, and it be on Caboose? 

COACH
Don't you think that's exactly what's going to happen? I mean, it's his destiny!

COLE
What about Some Guy? 

COACH
Bah! Some Guy is hurt! He's finished! 

Vitamin X grabs Caboose and takes him over to the heel corner. He makes the tag to The Bone Thug. VX chokes Caboose with his bare hands as Bone Thug enters the ring. Bone Thug kicks Caboose in his right knee. 

“X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*  
“X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
“X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
“X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

COACH
HE IS NOT! 

The Bone Thug pulls Caboose out of the turnbuckle and into the center of the ring, where he chops him again, causing him to fall to the mat. He yells at Some Guy in Spanish, then cracks a smile. 

COACH
I think Bone Thug is liking this! 

Bone Thug picks Caboose up. He chops him across his chest! (“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”) He then punches him in the face! Caboose punches back! Bone Thug punches back! Caboose punches back! Then Bone Thug! Caboose! Bone Thug! Caboose! Bone Thug! Caboose! Caboose! Caboose! Caboose goes to his corner—but is stopped by The Bone Thug, who holds onto Caboose's left foot with both of his feet! Caboose and The Bone Thug both fall, but since Thug is close to his corner, he makes the tag to Vitamin X! 

COLE
Bone Thug cuts off the tag by using his feet! 

COACH
Great move by The Bone Thug! 

Vitamin X kicks Caboose in his back, and then grabs him by the back of his head. He goes for his version of the STF, the Lethal Injection, but Caboose elbows out of it! Still, VX fights on, applying a Camel Clutch on Caboose! 

COLE
Vitamin X has the Camel Clutch applied! 

COACH
Prince Vitamin with the Royal Clutch! 

COLE
What?

Vitamin X sits right on Caboose, and then applies the Camel—uh--Royal Clutch again! 

“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”

COLE
The crowd coming alive, trying to get Caboose back into this match! 

COACH
Even if it is 67,000 fans, it's not going to work! 

Princess Stacey nods her head, showing she approves of the Royal Clutch. Some Guy paces back and forth on the ring apron. 

COLE
Some Guy looking on, hoping for a tag to come quick! 

COACH
Vitamin X has Caboose right where he wants him! Just like it saids on his shirt. A 2-For-1 sale on Legend Killing! 

Caboose gets on his knees, almost breaking the Royal Clutch. He waves his hands to try and come back. The crowd starts cheering louder and louder. 'boose gets on his left knee, still caught in the Royal Clutch, but Vitamin X is starting to worry. Finally, Caboose gets back to a vertical base! 

COACH
Oh crap! 

Caboose elbows Vitamin X in the gut! He does it again! And again! And again! So Vitamin X grabs Caboose and throws him down onto the mat! VX then makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. X holds Caboose in place, so that Mr. Boricua can kick Caboose in the stomach! 

COLE
Here comes the monster, Mr. Boricua! 

COACH
Look at the numbers game, Cole. You do the math. Even you can figure this out. 3 is more than 2 right? 

COLE
Yeah. 

COACH
Well there you go! It's quite simple really. This is why The Lightning Crew will win! 

COLE
We'll see about that! 

Mr. Boricua stomps on Caboose, and then picks him up. He gives Caboose a short-armed clothesline! He picks Caboose up again and gives him another short-armed clothesline! Mr. Boricua yells, screams, and snorts, and then gets on top of Caboose and starts pummeling him in the head! 

COACH
Oh look at this! Watch Mr. Boricua go! 

COLE
Caboose trying to cover up! 

COACH
Knock him out Boricua! 

Mr. Boricua keeps punching Caboose, hitting him with lefts and rights! But then, Caboose pokes Mr. Boricua in the eyes, stopping the assault! 

COACH
Hey! 

COLE
Well, it stopped the assault at least! 

COACH
It's cheating! 

Mr. Boricua holds his eyes, trying to get rid of the pain, the poor big lug. He gets off of Caboose, allowing 'boose the chance to get back to his feet. 

COACH
Quick! Get him some Visine! Pronto!

Vitamin X enters the ring and knocks Caboose down! 

COLE
The X-Man stopping any comeback from Caboose! 

COACH
Excellent. 

Vitamin X gets back into The Lightning Crew corner before Mike Chioda can tell him to. Mr. Boricua recovers from the dehabilatating eye poke and makes the tag to The Bone Thug. Bone Thug enters the ring and immediately stomps on the recovering Caboose. He curses in Spanish and then picks Caboose up. 

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Caboose punches Bone Thug! Bone Thug punches Caboose! The two men engage in a slugfest in the middle of the ring! But it ends when Bone Thug scratches Caboose in the eyes. By now, almost all of Caboose's facepaint has disappeared. Bone Thug whips Caboose into The Lightning Crew corner. He makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. Mr. B grunts, snorts, and knees Caboose in the gut, and then gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. Boricua puts his head down, so when Caboose comes back, 'boose gives him a spinning neckbreaker! 

COLE
Caboose out of nowhere with that spinning neckbreaker! And I gotta believe that that move was out of desperation! 

COACH
Oh crap! Oh crap! Come on Mr. Boricua! Get back up! 

Both Mr. Boricua and Caboose lie on the mat. Bone Thug, Princess Stacey, and Vitamin X look on in their corner, while Some Guy stands on the second ring rope, clapping his hands for the tag. Mr. Boricua starts moving. 

COLE
Some Guy is well rested! He's the freshest man in this match! 

Mr. Boricua sits up. The crowd cheers louder! Mr. Boricua starts crawling over to his corner. Some Guy yells out for the tag. Caboose starts crawling over to *his* corner. 

COLE
Some Guy begging for a tag! He would like to get back into this match-up! 

COACH
Stop him, Boricua! 

Caboose inches closer and closer to Some Guy! Mr. Boricua sees this and changes direction, turning around to try and stop Caboose! 

COLE
Caboose must make the tag! Mr. Boricua is trying to stop him! 

COACH
STOP HIM! MR. BORICUA, STOP HIM! 

Caboose slowly, very slowly stands up. 'boose bounces off the ropes, looking to clothesline Mr. Boricua. HOWEVER, Mr. Boricua fires off with a clothesline at the same time! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF DOOM~! 

COLE
Oh my! Both men are down again! Both men colliding with clotheslines. But the bigger and stronger Mr. Boricua feeling a little less of the effect! 

Indeed, Mr. Boricua easily rolls over to his corner and makes the tag to The Bone Thug! 

COLE
And The Bone Thug once again in this match! Seems like when The Lightning Crew gets into a tough position, they bring in Bone Thug. 

COACH
He's done a damn good job in this match so far! Over the past few weeks, all he's fought is scrubs, but tonight, in front of 67,000 fans at the biggest show of the year, taking on two OAOAST Originals, The Bone Thug has held his own! 

COLE
Indeed he has, Coach. PRL's cousin, The Bone Thug, in the biggest match of his young career, is holding things down for The Lightning Crew members in action in this match-up! 

The Bone Thug picks up Caboose and punches him in the face. 

COACH
Come on Bone Thug! Make your cousin proud! 

Bone Thug whips Caboose into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, Caboose ducks, stops in his tracks, and punches Bone Thug in the face! The punch knocks Bone Thug down! Caboose then makes the tag to Some Guy! 

“YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COACH
Oh no! 

COLE
And Some Guy is back in this match! 

Some Guy is quick to attack, punching Bone Thug, taking him to the ropes! Some Guy whips Bone Thug into the opposite ropes—Bone Thug reverses—SG comes back with a flying forearm! He then kips up~! Vitamin X enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Some Guy ducks that, kicks Vitamin X in the gut, and then places him in between his legs, lifting him up in the air, as if he's about to do a powerbomb, but then lets go and spears Vitamin X out of mid-air! SomeBOMB~! 

COLE
SomeBOMB~! SomeBOMB~! SomeBOMB on the X-Man! 

COACH
Oh no! X-Man get up! 

Some Guy then grabs Mr. Boricua and pulls him over the top rope and onto the mat! 

COACH
Gah! 

COLE
The referee has lost control of this match once again!

The Bone Thug charges after Some Guy, and gets knocked down! Vitamin X gets up, so Some Guy knocks him down again! He then grabs VX and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor! 

COLE
And oh my! Vitamin X went FLYING with that move! 

COACH
Aah! Princess Stacey, check on your Prince!

Some Guy grabs The Bone Thug and gives him a bodyslam! He then kicks him to turn him on his stomach. SG then exits the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.

COLE
Some Guy going up top now! 

COACH
What's he got planned? 

SG is hunched over on the top rope. He stands up, looks at the crowd, looks at Mr. Boricua, looks at Caboose, looks at Bone Thug, and then gives Princess Stacey the international cunnilingus sign!

COACH
Hey! 

Before jumping off the top rope with a picture perfect elbow drop onto the back of The Bone Thug's neck!

COLE
Some Guy with one of his signature moves! 

COACH
How dare he disrespect The Princess!

Some Guy turns Bone Thug over and covers him, hooking his left leg. 

1! 




2! 








3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! 

Bone Thug puts his left shoulder up! 

COLE
Bone Thug with that last second move! He has saved The Lightning Crew from their first loss tonight at AngleMania VI! 

COACH
There's still hope! Come on! Let's bring it to 2-0 LC! Come on! 

COLE
67,000 fans on their feet! What a match they are witnessing! It's not about titles, it is about pride and revenge!

The crowd is disappointed with the two count. Some Guy is disappointed too, but he still gets up. 

COLE
That was a close one! It could have been over! 

COACH
That move might have taken a lot out of Some Guy! It might have been his bit of energy! 

Some Guy is on his feet. Bone Thug is also getting to his feet, so SG grabs him. However, Bone Thug pokes him in the eye! 

COLE
A thumb to the eye from Bone Thug! 

The Bone Thug makes the tag to Vitamin X. 

COLE
Vitamin X back in this match, going head-to-head with a former OAOAST World Tag Team Champion, something Vitamin X hasn't gotten, even with the Brains & Brawn tag team! 

COACH
They'll get the belts in due time! 

Vitamin X goes for a punch, and it is immediately blocked by Some Guy! Some Guy with a punch. Vitamin X kicks Some Guy in the stomach, and then turns around, grabbing him from behind, and then lifting Some Guy up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. Vitamin X walks around the ring with Some Guy on his shoulders for a few seconds, and then throws him off his shoulders. 

HOWEVER! 

Some Guy lands on his feet! He's behind Vitamin X! Vitamin X turns around. 



*KA-POW~!!!*



AND GETS HIT WITH THE SOMEKICK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111

COLE
SomeKick! SomeKick! Some Guy with the SomeKick on Vitamin X!

COACH
(Bleep!)

Some Guy covers Vitamin X, hooking his left leg! 

1...







2...







The Bone Thug pulls Some Guy out of the ring! 

COACH
Phew! 

The Bone Thug charges for a clothesline, however Some Guy cuts him off with a clothesline of his own! 

COACH
Damnit! 

Some Guy heads back into the ring while Bone Thug gets up. Thug runs across the ringside area, stopping at the timekeeper's table where he throws the timekeeper off, and grabs his chair. 

COLE
What the? What's Bone Thug doing? 

COACH
No clue! 

Bone Thug runs with the chair, but is stopped by referee Mike Chioda on the outside. Bone Thug argues with the ref (in Spanish obviously), and while that's happening on the outside, Mr. Boricua enters the ring and gives Some Guy a MASSIVE~! clothesline down onto the mat! 

COACH
Oh! Now I get it! 

COLE
The referee is on the outside trying to restrain Bone Thug, and in the meantime, Mr. Boricua just knocked out Some Guy with a MASSIVE clothesline! 

COACH
Good job, Boricua! He really is good for something isn't he? 

COLE
Yeah. Running interference! 

COACH
Oh hush up! 

The ref is trying to pull the steel chair away from The Bone Thug. Back in the ring, Mr. Boricua picks up Some Guy and places him in between his legs. Mr. B then lifts Some Guy up high into the air...and then drives him straight down to the mat with the LATINO BOMB~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

COLE
Latino Bomb! Latino Bomb! Mr. Boricua has just laid to waste Some Guy! Awesome velocity! 

COACH
All right! Mr. Boricua strikes again! Things are going The Lightning Crew's way! 

Mr. Boricua rolls out of the ring. Some Guy and Vitamin X are the only guys left in the ring, and both of them are knocked out. Caboose can only stand on the ring apron, his facepaint all gone, and watch. 

COLE
Mr. Boricua has left his mark. And now Vitamin X can capitalize! 

Indeed, VX is crawling to the center of the ring to cover Some Guy. Mike Chioda has gotten the chair away from Bone Thug and is ordering him to get back to his corner. The crowd is booing. 

COLE
And now Vitamin X may get this victory for The Lightning Crew! 

COACH
2-0 baby! 

Vitamin X crawls and crawls. When he puts his right hand over Some Guy's chest, Princess Stacey breathes a sigh of relief. The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua are back at The Lightning Crew corner, while Caboose is still at his corner, worried. Mike Chioda gets back into the ring and makes the count. 

1....






2...







2 ½









2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999














3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT! 

KICK OUT!!!

COLE
No! They're not beaten! Some Guy has kicked out! 

COACH
Oh come on! The best laid plans go to waste! They almost pulled off a masterpiece there! 

VX is PISSED OFF~! But he's fatigued, so he lies on the mat. Which cannot be said for Some Guy, who is crawling to his corner to make the tag. The crowd starts cheering again, trying to rally Some Guy to make the tag to Caboose, who is stretching out his right hand. 

COLE
Some Guy is looking to make the comeback here! He's looking to make the tag to Caboose, who is holding onto that tag team rope! How much gas is left in that tank? 

“SOME GUY!”
“SOME GUY!”

Some Guy inches closer and closer to Caboose. Vitamin X sees him and starts crawling in SG's direction. Vitamin X grabs Some Guy's right leg. SG feels this and tries to pull away from VX, but The X-Man won't let go. Finally, Some Guy uses all the strength he has left to jump the few feet necessary to reach his corner and make the tag to Caboose! 

COACH
Uh-oh! He got it! 

COLE
The tag is made! Caboose is back in this match! And the first guy he meets is Vitamin X! 

Vitamin X begs off from Caboose, but 'boose ain't having it! The OAOAST legend starts punching The Prince of The Lightning Crew repeatedly in the face, knocking him down! The Bone Thug enters the ring, and he too gets knocked down! Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and a punch sends him through the ropes onto the floor! Caboose knocks down The Bone Thug once again, and then starts punching Vitamin X! The Bone Thug rolls out of the ring, leaving Caboose and Vitamin X as the only men left in the ring. Caboose grabs Vitamin X and gives him the EndOfTheLine! 

COLE
Just like last month on HeldDOWN~!

Caboose picks the dazed Vitamin X up and looks at the crowd. They cheer. Caboose goes for the EMERALD FUSION~! However, Vitamin X escapes! X and 'boose engage in a slugfest! Back and forth they go, exchanging punches. But then, Caboose starts gaining the advantage! He punches The X-Man again and again and again! Caboose grabs Vitamin X by his right arm and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Caboose goes for a clothesline, but Vitamin X ducks, stops in his tracks...and kicks Caboose squared in the groin! 

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Oh! A shot to the groin from Vitamin X! And the referee didn't see it! 

COACH
He's too busy trying to keep Bone Thug out of the ring! Leave the man alone. He's just doing his job! 

COLE
Oh come on! 

Caboose holds his special area. While he does this, Vitamin X grabs him from behind and lifts him up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. 

COACH
Oh boy! Here we go! It's time! He's going for it! 

The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X walks around the ring with Caboose on his shoulders. He has a look of rage and determination on his face. Princess Stacey outstretches her arms and smiles as she watches her man throw Caboose off of his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! 

COLE
The X-Clamation Point! Vitamin X has just given Caboose the X-Clamation Point! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! That'll show him! Caboose is down for the count! 

COLE
Caboose is out! He is out cold! 

The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X sits up satisfied. Princess Stacey applauds her Prince. Caboose lies in the center of the ring with his eyes glazed over. VX stands up, stumbling a little because of how much energy he has spent in this match, and exits the ring.

COLE
What now? 

COACH
I think I have an idea. 

VX looks at the crowd and sneers. This causes the crowd to boo even louder. VX responds by flicking some of the sweat off his forehead at the fans. X then climbs the top rope. 

COLE
He's already given Caboose the X-Clamation Point! But X ain't done yet! 

Vitamin X is hunched over on the top turnbuckle. His eyes are focused solely on Caboose, who hasn't moved since the X-Clamation Point. Vitamin X stands up straight on the top rope and looks down at Caboose. 

COLE
X is going to fly! 

COACH
Look out below! 

A hush silence falls over the crowd. Princess Stacey watches with glee. Some Guy can only watch with a worried look on his face. Caboose is still out. So, Vitamin X decides there's no better time than now than to leap off the top rope...




and come crashing down onto Caboose with the LEAP OF FAITH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

COLE
Leap Of Faith! The Leap Of Faith on Caboose! 

COACH
Whoa baby! Look at how high Vitamin X soared for his elbow drop! At the Toronto SkyDome, Vitamin X reached the sky! Beautiful! 

Vitamin X gives the crowd a dirty look, and then covers Caboose, hooking his right leg. Mike Chioda gets down on his hands and knees and makes the count. Princess Stacey counts along. 

1...










2...












3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (16:58)

COACH
YES! HA HA HA! 

COLE
And The Lightning Crew wins it! 

COACH
2-0! 

“Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. Caboose covers his face , embarrassed by the loss. Vitamin X sits up with a satisfied grin on his face. Princess Stacey applauds and screams “YES!” 

BUFFER
Here are your winners...The Bone Thug, Mr. Boricua, and VITAMINNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! 

COACH
Amazing! I don't believe it! 

Vitamin X bobs his head to the beat of his entrance song. He gets up and gets his hands raised in victory by Mike Chioda as the crowd boos. 

COACH
That was beautiful! 

COLE
Caboose is shocked! He can't believe that he has lost to Vitamin X at an AngleMania! 

COACH
Yeah? Well it's happened! Vitamin X has won HUGE! He defeated not one but TWO OAOAST Originals in one match! He really is a Legend Killer! The back of his shirt WAS right! This was a 2-for-1 sale, and now The Lightning Crew can go for the sweep later on tonight! 

COLE
Well, I can't deny it. Vitamin X with a huge victory, a big win at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone! Prince Vitamin scored in the bottom of the 9th with the kick to the groin, the X-Clamation Point, and the Leap Of Faith, and Caboose cannot believe it! 

COACH
Believe it, Mikey Cole! BEEEEEELIEVE IT! HA HA HA HA HA! 

Vitamin X leaves the ring and hugs Princess Stacey. Stacey gives her Prince a kiss on the cheek, and then a kiss on the lips. VX raises his left hand in the air with an evil smile on his face. 

COACH
This will go down in AngleMania history, Cole! Vitamin X, the X-Man, has beaten a two-time former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, and two former OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, in addition to charter members of the aWo, AND two OAOAST Originals! Vitamin X's career may never be the same after this! 

COLE
He now has something ELSE to brag about now! That's rich. 

COACH
No. HE'S rich! AND he has just defied the odds by winning this match! Things are going the X-Man's way right about now! And The Lightning Crew's ways too! 

Vitamin X puts his left arm around Princess Stacey's shoulders. They join Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua and celebrate their victory. Mr. Boricua gives Vitamin X a giant bear hug. He smiles a big wide dumb smile. Vitamin X, Bone Thug, and Mr. Boricua raise their hands in victory while the crowd boos and “Bling-Bling” continues playing. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, irritating the fans at ringside.

COLE
Caboose continued his comeback by competing at AngleMania for the first time since 2005, and THIS is how it has ended for him at AngleMania VI! 

COACH
You should have stayed down, Caboose! You should have stayed home like Vitamin X told you to. He was right! You're not the same man you used to be! You've changed for the worst! Your comeback is over, Caboose! Your career is finished!

Caboose sits up. He is heartbroken at his loss. Some Guy has entered the ring and is looking at The Lightning Crew. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X laugh at Caboose and Some Guy, while The Bone Thug just stands there staring at them. Vitamin X kisses Princess Stacey one more time, and then gloats over The Lightning Crew's victory. Vitamin X and Princess Stacey laugh evilly while Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and cracks his knuckles. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Princess Stacey then get on the ring cart to take them back to the entrance. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle again in the ring cart.  

COACH
Look at the celebration! The Lightning Crew's good fortunes continues tonight at AngleMania VI! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is the new OAOAST Women's Champion. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug have defeated Some Guy and Caboose. And now, all we need is for Cuban Wall to win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and for Tha Puerto Rican to beat Dance Dance Dragon and become the new OAOAST X-Division Champion and The Lightning Crew will have a clean sweep at AngleMania VI! Two down, two to go! These guys are on top of the world now! And you know what? Nothing is going to stop The Lightning Crew now! This is only the beginning! They're just getting started! This is just the beginning, Cole!

COLE
The good streak continues for PR's group. Will we see The Lightning Crew win all of their matches at AngleMania VI tonight? We'll find out soon enough!

The ring cart has taken the four Lightning Crew members through the entrance. “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. The crowd boos. Caboose stands up. He is still shocked at losing, especially being pinned by Vitamin X at AngleMania. 'boose rests his head on the top ring rope while Some Guy just looks at him. 

COLE
Well Caboose and Some Guy gave us all they had here. It was 2 men against three, let's not forget that. Even if Vitamin X never kicked Caboose in the groin, the match WAS in The Lightning Crew's favor. 

COACH
The kick didn't do the damage. It was the X-Clamation Point and The Leap Of Faith. 

COLE
True, they hurt Caboose. Still, you have to wonder. 

COACH
There's no time to wonder! There's still a lot more of AngleMania left to see! 

Caboose talks to Some Guy. He says he's sorry for the loss. He keeps on talking to Some Guy, while Some Guy just stands there and listens. Some Guy nods his head and then breathes a deep sigh. 

COACH
Uh-oh! Some Guy looks a little ticked off! 

COLE
Well I'm sure both of these men have got to be disappointed. I mean, AngleMania's the grandest stage. We know what it means! 

COACH
They're gonna fight! All those old memories are going to come back now, and they're going to explode! It's going to be great! A battle between LOSERS! 

COLE
Oh will you stop? 

The crowd starts applauding Some Guy and Caboose. All the 67,000 plus fans in attendance cheer loudly for the two OAOAST legends. Caboose and Some Guy just watch the crowd, sad, but still appreciating the applause. 

COLE
They might have lost this match, but these two men are winners in the fans' eyes!

COACH
Ugh! Inspirational crap!

“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”
“CA-BOOSE!”

Caboose looks at the crowd and cracks a half-smile. 

COACH
Why are these people chanting, 'CABOOSE!'? He's a LOSER! Listen! Listen to these people! 

COLE
It's called respect, Coach! Something you have very little of. 

COACH
Hey now! People love Da Coach! 

COLE
Not as many as you think. And certainly not as many who love Caboose.  And I'll tell you what, I'm sure having 67,000 fans chant your name must lift your spirits up! 

COACH
Maybe. But not as much as winning might!

COLE
Coach, you just don't get it. 

COACH
Get what? 

COLE
Nevermind! Just—just nevermind! 

Caboose walks around the ring in amazement of the crowd chanting his name. Some Guy looks at the crowd...and then applauds Caboose himself, causing the crowd to cheer even louder. Some Guy nods his head and mouths, “You did good.” while the crowd cheers. Caboose nods his head in response. 

COACH
Ah nuts, I thought they were going to fight! 

COLE
They're not going to fight because they realized that tonight wasn't their night. But Caboose's comeback isn't over yet! I'm sure he will live to fight another day and get another piece of Vitamin X! 

COACH
But not tonight! Because tonight is The Lightning Crew's night! 

Some Guy shakes Caboose's hands. He then hugs Caboose. The crowd cheers. 

COLE
While this night could have ended better for Caboose and Some Guy, they will both live to fight another day! In the meantime, The Lightning Crew has won two of their matches so far tonight, with two more to go! Can they do it? Can Cuban Wall win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal, and can Tha Puerto Rican become the new X-Division Champion? We'll find out later tonight as OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone continues on! 

Some Guy raises Caboose's left hand in the air. The crowd, all 67,000-plus of them cheer loudly. This is the last image we see before we fade out. 

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