alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2007 The lights go out in the arena, and a spotlight shines on the Heartland title belt, causing the crowd to go crazy. COACH This is it, Cole! *cue graphic* COLE And it's time for the Heartland title to be on the line! Thunderkid defends against Alfdogg in a barbed-wire ladder match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for one of the most anticipated matches of the evening! Tonight, two of the toughest stars in all of the wrestling world, will do battle in a barbed-wire ladder match...for the OAOAST Heartland championship! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Toronto, Ontario, Canada...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in the SkyDome[/i] (I know it's got a different name now, but fuck them)[i], And the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg is showered with boos as he walks through the curtains. COLE Quite a different reaction compared to earlier in the night for the challenger, Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]Making his way to the ring is the challenger, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former two-time OAOAST World champion, and a three-time Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf walks slowly to the ring, and climbs inside. He poses on the buckles, drawing boos. He hops down, as [i]God of Thunder[/i] plays and Thunderkid makes his way to the ring to a big pop. BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...he is the reigning and defending OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK stops at the ladder in the middle of the aisle, looks at it, then looks back at Alf. He then looks back to the entryway, and waves. COLE Who's he calling for? The camera zooms in on the entryway, where Ken Pantera walks out on his crutches! COACH WHAT? COLE Look at this! Apparently Ken Pantera will be joining TK in his corner for this match! COACH He's out of his mind coming out here in his condition, Cole! TK waits for Pantera to get to him, then pats him on the back, before turning and charging the ring. COLE Here we go! TK slides in, and is pounced by Alf! *DING DING DING* Alf hammers on TK on the mat, but TK is able to fight through it and get to his feet, then starts firing back! Alf and TK trade blows, with TK getting the better of the exchange until Alf thumbs him in the eye. Alf then goes for an Irish whip, but TK reverses, then drops down, then leapfrogs, and catches Alf in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And look at the power of TK! TK slams Alf down to the mat, then starts delivering right hands. He whips Alf to the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, then ducks a second clothesline, then catches TK with his head down and executes a swinging neckbreaker! COLE But Alf comes right back! COACH Well, I think you'll see a lot of back-and-forth action here early on! Alf stomps TK a couple times, then takes him to the corner and attempts to ram him into the buckle. However, TK blocks, and Alf tastes it! COACH See, I told you! TK backs into the ropes, and takes Alf down with a clothesline! TK then backs into the ropes again, but Alf drops down, then catches TK with his momentum and tosses him out to the floor! COLE And a nice move by Alf, using TK's momentum against him and sending him to the floor! Alf catches his breath for a second, then follows TK to the outside. He goes over to the announcer's table and grabs a chair. COACH Watch out, Cole, he's right over here by us! COLE And he's got a chair! Alf raises the chair over his head, and brings it down across the back of TK! COLE And TK takes it across the back! Alf raises the chair in the air, drawing boos. He then waits for TK to get to his feet, then lifts the chair overhead again, and brings it down...but TK moves out of the way and Alf slams the chair into the ringpost! Alf drops the chair and shakes his hands around, then turns into a right hand from TK! TK rams Alf face-first into the apron, then rolls him back into the ring. TK grabs the chair and slides back in, and brings it down across Alf's back! COLE And now it's Alf tasting the chair! TK brings it down one more time, and Alf rolls out of the ring to the floor! TK follows, stomping away at Alf, before LIFTING THE PROTECTIVE MATS~! COACH Oh, no! Come on, ref! COLE No DQ's in this match! TK picks up Alf, and hooks him in a front facelock! COACH Oh, no! COLE ...well, this may be going a little far! COACH You're not kidding! COLE Come on, TK, don't do it! TK starts to pick Alf up, but Alf blocks! COACH NONONO! Alf blocks another attempt, then drops to one knee and delivers a low blow! COLE And Alf with a low blow! Alf then hooks TK, and suplexes him on the concrete! COLE And TK smacks off of the exposed concrete! Alf rolls back into the ring and catches his breath, then rolls out the other side and makes his way towards the ladder. COLE And now Alf's going for the ladder! COACH But he's also giving TK time to recover! Alf grabs the ladder and drags it towards the ring, but TK has rolled back into the ring, and he rolls out the other side and delivers a foot to the gut! COLE But TK comes right back again! TK rams Alf's face into the steps and rolls him back into the ring, then he grabs the ladder and sets it on the apron. However, as he climbs onto the apron, Alf backs into the ropes, and hits the ladder with a baseball slide, sending it into the gut of TK! COLE Oh, and the ladder wrapped in barbed wire sent right into the midsection of TK! TK holds his midsection as Alf rolls out to the floor, then grabs him and rams his face into the steps! Alf then rolls him back into the ring and slides the ladder inside before rolling in. COLE And now it's Alfdogg taking over, looking for his fourth reign as Heartland champion! Alf picks up the ladder, and waits for TK to get to his feet. He charges TK, ramming the top of the ladder into his face! COACH And using the ladder to his advantage! Alf then lays the ladder over TK, and grabs the chair. COLE And what's Alf going for here? The camera focuses on Ken Pantera, then cuts back to the ring as Alf runs toward TK and performs a senton splash, sticking the chair underneath him in mid-air! COLE And Ken Pantera looking ON, as Alf continues to deliver the punishment! Alf gets to his feet, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos. COLE And the Canadian crowd letting Alf know how they feel! Alf picks up TK, and executes the SULPHUR SPRINGS SLAM~!!!, then sets up the ladder. COACH And Alf's going for the belt! Alf climbs the ladder and starts to reach for the belt, but TK gets to his feet and grabs him from behind! However, Alf is able to kick him away, and then turns around on the ladder and drops a big leg on TK! COLE And Alf flying through the air, and a beautiful legdrop! Alf then tries to go up again, but TK once again thwarts his attempt, this time shoving the ladder over, causing Alf to land stomach-first on the top rope, and bounce over to the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE And a nasty fall for Alf, all the way to the floor! Both men are out for some time, then TK recovers and goes out after Alf. He tosses Alf back inside, and then reaches under the ring and grabs a table! COLE And now the tables being brought into play! TK slides the table into the ring, and starts to set it up, but Alf attacks from behind, ramming his head into it. He then whips TK to the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, then both men clothesline each other! COLE And both men down on the mat! Both men lay for a few more seconds, then Alf gets to his feet and sets the ladder up in the corner. He picks up TK and attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses, sending Alf into the ladder! COACH No! COLE And Alf tastes the barbed wire! And I believe he's been busted open! Alf lays on the mat, and indeed the blood is flowing. TK picks up the ladder, then waits for Alf to get to his feet. He rams it into his midsection, causing Alf to roll out of the ring. TK then sets the ladder over the top rope, and follows Alf out. He hooks Alf's legs... COACH Oh, no! TK executes a slingshot, sending Alf into the ladder once again! COLE And Alf again sent into the ladder! TK then slides the ladder back into the ring, and sets it up, then starts to climb! COLE And now it's TK looking to retain! As TK reaches for the belt, Alf is able to crawl his way to the top rope, and flies across the ring with a MISSILE DROPKICK~!, which knocks TK backwards off the ladder and THROUGH THE TABLE~! COACH WHOA! COLE And TK through the table, as a result of that beautiful dropkick! Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! Both men are out once again, but Alf makes it to his feet first, and then sets up the ladder as TK pulls his way to his feet. As TK does this, Alf hits him with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And a great kick by Alf! Alf picks up TK, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!, then follows up with a T-BONE~! COACH And Alf's getting him ready now! Alf climbs the ladder, but as he starts to reach for the belt, he looks down on TK on the mat. COLE What's Alf doing here? Alf then climbs up and stands on the very top rung. COACH Oh, this will definitely do it if he hits this! Alf gets his balance, then taunts the crowd before flying off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! TK gets to his feet and grabs the steel chair, then brings it down on Alf's head! COLE STEEL MEETS SKULL~! TK makes his way over to the ladder and starts climbing! COLE And TK going for the gold! TK sees Alf starting to get to his feet, so he jumps down and folds the ladder up. However, as he approaches Alf, Alf picks up the chair and slams it into the ladder, which then goes into TK's face and knocks him into the mat! COACH And now TK's bleeding! Alf drags the ladder to the center of the ring and lays it down, then picks up TK. He hooks him, and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him on the ladder! COLE And TK down onto the ladder once again! Alf picks up TK and tosses him to the outside, then exits on the opposite side and starts setting up tables. COLE And what could Alf be planning here? Alf sets up one table, then sets up another on top of it. After he does this, he turns and catches Ken Pantera's crutch which is being swung at him! COACH Look at this! Alf shoves Pantera to the floor! COLE Come on! Alf slides back into the ring and sets up the ladder, then starts climbing it. Pantera crawls around the ring as TK starts to come to, and slides inside. COACH What the hell is this guy's problem? Just as Alf gets to the top, Pantera makes his way over and shoves the ladder over with one of his crutches, causing Alf to fall over the ropes and THROUGH THE TWO TABLES~! COACH Come ON! Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COLE Alf is out of it, and here comes TK! TK pulls the ladder up, then struggles his way up as Pantera leans in the corner. COACH GET UP, ALF! TK finally gets to the top of the ladder...and GRABS THE BELT~!!! The crowd goes crazy! COACH NO! COLE THAT'S IT! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And TK has retained the Heartland title! COACH Yeah, thanks to Ken Pantera! TK and Pantera won the first-ever handicap ladder match! COLE Well, there are no disqualifications in the match, so it was all legal! The camera focuses on Alf, who is just starting to stir in the table wreckage. COLE And what is next for Alfdogg? Where does he go from here? TK holds Pantera up, as Pantera raises his arm with the belt. COLE Whatever happens, there is the final story of this match, TK is STILL the Heartland champion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
