Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2007 BUFFER Wrestling fans, our next contest is the SIN CITY STREET FIGHT! No count outs, no disqualifications. The only rules are…there are no rules! And remember, ladies and gentlemen, the losing team must LEAVE town for 90 DAYS! Now let’s meet the brave and fearless men about to enter the fight of their lives. The fans let the Sooner Bruisers have it the second “Frankenstein” hits, and the Bruisers return the favor from the motorized cart driving them to the ring, cussing and gesturing back. Big Frank making it a priority to grab his crotch at every opportunity. BUFFER First, All-American standouts from the University of Oklahoma and the former heavyweight tag team champions of the world, BIG FRANK and UBER BRUISER…THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUISERS!! COLE The Sooner Bruisers and Heavenly Rockers about to settle the score once and for all. This fight, which I suspect won’t last very long due to the violent nature of it, over a year in the making, dating back to February of last year when the Heavenly Rockers defeated the Sooner Bruisers at Zero Hour in the 2006 Anderson Cup finals. At the conclusion of the match the Bruisers snapped and attacked Synth and Logan, even Holly-Wood wasn’t spared their wrath. COACH And why did the Sooner Bruisers snap, Mikey, or are you trying to hide the truth? COLE No, I… COACH Let me refresh the fans memories. The Sooner Bruisers had that match won. Frank had just hit the 69 Driver when Logan decided to fake a neck injury to buy himself time. Special referee Arn Anderson, a man whose career ended because of a real neck injury, wouldn’t allow Frank to make the cover out of compassion for Logan Mann. Big Frank was just as compassionate until Logan rolled him up for the 1-2-3. The Bruisers had every reason to do what they did. Everything they worked long and hard for was in reach, a shot at the OAOAST World tag team championship at AngleMania, and the Heavenly Rockers stole it right out from under them. The Bruisers finally reach their destination ringside. Big Frank not so subtle in letting the female ring attendants who unstrap the motorized cart’s ropes know a threesome is just a walk backstage. BUFFER And their opponent’s in the Sin City street fight! Accompanied by HOLLY-WOOD! Hailing from Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, total combined weight 462 pounds... the GREATEST Rock 'n' Wrestling band of AAAAALLLL time... THE HHHEEEEEAAAAAAVVVEEEEEEEENNLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Expecting the Heavenly Rockers to appear onstage, the Sooner Bruisers are caught napping as Synth and Logan enter through the crowd wielding a TRASH CAN and WOODEN 2x4, respectively. * CR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RACK * Logan breaks the board across the back of Big Frank and jabs the remains, a spear-like object, into the forehead of the Superfreak! Before Uber has any time to react Synth bashes him upside the head with the trash can, and then paint-brushes him with the lid! Logan rips the trash can lid out of his partner’s hand and, as his wife Holly watches on ringside, clobbers Big Frank who is now bleeding profusely. “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The Sin City street fight has claimed its first casualty and it’s Big Frank of the Sooner Bruisers, Coach. COACH Yeah, after he got jump from behind. COLE Which is perfectly legal in this type of match. Anything goes. COACH I sure hope you remember that later on. I don’t want to hear you damning the Sooner Bruisers to hell when the roles are reversed. Logan mounts on top of Frank and unloads, blowing on his fist before every blow as if to say this one’s for Synth, this one’s for Holly and most of all this one’s for me. While Logan proceeds to CHOKE Big Frank, a LOW BLOW stops the Synthmeister in his track as he and Uber traded blows in the corner. Synth discarded by Uber, who clubs Logan from behind and shoots him off into the ropes, annihilating the lead vocalist of the Heavenly Rockers with a vicious double forearm thrust to the throat! UBER (howling) Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwwwww! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Uber unbuckles his BELT and gets a few licks in before Big Frank SHOVES him aside. Dissention in the ranks? No, the Man of Tomorrow wants to do it himself. He removes his WEIGHT-LIFTING BELT and lashes away! COLE He’s a human being, damn it! Holly can’t bear to stand the punishment her husband is receiving, shielding her eyes as Big Frank puts the badmouth on her and Logan. Hovering over Logan, arms raised in triumph, Frank sits down and locks on the LAY-Z-BOY, using the weight-lifting belt to choke Mann into submission! “LO-GAN!” “LO-GAN!” “LO-GAN!” SYNTH (Off-screen) (singing) Don’t stop believing… COACH Did he just…? COLE Well, it’s been a long [I]journey[/I]. COACH Now that was pretty lame. The impromptu concert distracts everyone long enough for Synth to fire a MISSLE DROPKICK into the chest of Big Frank. Microphone still in hand, the Synthmeister ducks an Uber Bruiser Soonerline and boinks him on the noggin, then kicks him low and snaps him over with a swinging neck breaker! First cover of the match! COACH Look at him trying to end it already. He knows his team doesn’t stand a chance. COLE You still have to pin your opponent to win, Coach. ONE… TWO… SAVE BY BIG FRANK! The Man of Tomorrow dropping both forearms across the shoulder blades to breakup the pin. He rolls outside and pulls a TABLE out from under the ring. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Frank sets the table, but Holly is there to jump on his back, clawing at his eyes. Despite his best efforts Big Frank can’t shake the Angel of Death loose, so he snatches Holly by the neck and yanks her over the top in a comprising position. It’s all fun and games until the fans realize what Frank’s intents are, which is to TOMBSTONE HOLLY THROUGH THE TABLE. COLE Don’t do it, Frank. No! COACH Give it to her and give it to her good! The crowd sighs in relief and some in disappoint as Logan rescues Holly. He and Frank exchange haymakers until Uber waist locks him from the rear and delivers a BACKDROP DRIVER ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! COLE Logan may be dead! The cover! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO! FOOT ON THE ROPE! COLE Possibly concussed, Logan still with enough presence of mind to place the foot on the ropes. Amazing! Forgotten about in the corner, Synth wraps Uber’s belt around his wrists and clotheslines both Bruisers. Again and again. With her biggest nemesis nearby Holly sees this as her chance to extract revenge, climbing onto the apron to give Frank a LOW BLOW as Synth charges toward him with the belt around his wrists outstretched…but the Superfreak falls to his knees in testicular agony, causing Synth to bump into Holly who slips off the apron and CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!! “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” Synth immediately rushes to Holly’s aid, as does the referee. Meanwhile, Uber has Logan pinned for at least a 5 count. COACH Nick Patrick, get in the ring! 10, 11, 12, 13... It’s gotta be a twenty count by now. The Heavenly Rockers keep finding ways to screw over the Sooner Bruisers. First Zero Hour, now AngleMania. If you think the Sooner Bruisers are pissed now, imagine them after this. COLE No, thank you. OAOAST agents Terry Taylor and Rick Martel lead EMTs ringside to assist Holly. The Sooner Bruisers lend a helping hand themselves, busting Synth wide open with the TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE driven smack in his face! They throw Synth back inside only to drape Frank’s weight-lifting belt around his neck and HANG him over the top rope! Big Frank picks up the RING BELL and… * DING * …hurls it into the midsection of the Synthmeister. As Uber goes to grab a STEEL CHAIR, Frank covers Synth’s face with his own Las Vegas Outlaws jersey, setting the stage for a gigantic… * THUD * …CHAIRSHOT! COLE It--It’s starting to get out of control now. Logan’s out, Holly’s out, Synth may have just broken his ribs… I know it’s a street fight, but the referee should seriously begin to consider calling the match. COACH The Heavenly Rockers billed it as the war to end all wars. And they’re getting slaughtered. Beautiful. Having left their mark on Synth, Big Frank and Uber turn their sights on Logan Mann. Logan struggles to his feet as Holly is whisked away by EMTs. Mann unaware of his wife’s accident. The Bruisers toy with Logan, bullying him from brother to brother. Suddenly, Logan lands a back elbow and a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ out of nowhere, albeit glancing blows, drawing the fans out of their seats, but the Bruisers quickly regain control, tackling Logan to the mat and pound him senseless. “LET’S GO LOGAN!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* The sold out crowd of 65-plus thousand strong rally behind their Mann, the recipient of a 2-on-1 assault. Logan is sent in for the ride and taken around the world in a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Big Frank scooping him right up for a TIGER BOMB! Now it’s time for Uber to get him some, slamming Logan off the ropes with a great deal of power and hooks the leg for the cover! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! “LET’S GO LOGAN!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* “LET’S GO LOGAN!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* The chant starts up again and stronger than previously. The fans can sense there’s still a lot of fight left in Logan Usher Mann, who is lifted in a body vice as Big Frank comes off the top with a big elbow down across the sternum! COACH That’ll do it. Guaranteed. ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! “LO-GAN!” “LO-GAN!” “LO-GAN!” The crowd is really starting to get into now. Big Frank signals it’s time to end it. He hoists Logan on his shoulders as Uber scales the buckles. * BOOM * Frank goes down like a ton of bricks courtesy of a CHAIRSHOT from SYNTH! Having apparently untied himself from the ropes, the Synthmeister pokes the chair in Uber’s gut and cracks him across the shoulder, sending him tumbling back in. With anger never before expressed by Synth, his face a bloody mess, he cocks the chair and measures Big Frank, drilling him square in the forehead! Synth raises the blood stained chair for all to view, and then plays air guitar! SYNTH :headbang: He quickly stops after become woozy, and nearly gets decapitated from behind by an Uber Bruiser Soonerline. The Psycho Gremlin stops on Synth’s head for some fun and to allow Frank time to recoup. He brings Synth to his feet as the Man of Tomorrow returns to his, lunging forward…and butts head with baby brother as Synth ducks! Then Logan joins Synth in a DOUBLE SYNCHRONIZED DROPKICK on Uber, wiping him outside. Double TWIRLING FINGER OF DEATH~! “YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Here it comes. Double Percussion! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The crowd reacts as the baddest hombres in all of Latin America, LOS CONQUISTADORS, storm the ring, BARBED WIRE COAL MINER’S GLOVES in hand, and beat down the already worn down Heavenly Rockers! COLE What are they doing here? I heard the rumors of The Enterprise loaning out Los Conquistadors to the Sooner Bruisers in return for them battling Chicks Over Dicks a few weeks ago, but I thought all that was innuendo. Logan Mann takes a shot to the face and begins gushing blood. Synth’s already bleeding, but the pain of having barbed wire prodded into an open wound is a bitch! “YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" MELODY NERDLY leads the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS to the ring to help even the odds. Jock and Baron hook ‘em up with both the Conquistadors and Sooner Bruisers, but their efforts mostly surround in eliminating Uno and Dos from the equation, which they accomplish with right hands, bionic elbows and flying lariats. COLE Yee-haw! Ride ‘em, cowboys! COACH I’d rather a cowgirl, but to each his own. Whatever your preference, you gotta admit this is bogus. The Gunslingers shouldn’t even be out here. COLE Likewise for Los Conquistadors. COACH … COLE Coach? COACH Shut up! Big Frank spots Melody with her back turned to the ring, riling up the crowd in her Daisy Duke shorts, and goes after her…but she came prepared, throwing a wad of DUST in the Superfreak’s eyes! COLE You go, girlfriend! COACH What is this, everybody gets their revenge on the Sooner Bruisers night? Left in a cloud of dust, Big Frank stumbles back towards the center of the ring and right into the arms of Logan Mann, who twirls the FINGER OF DEATH~!…PERCUSSION DDT!!! Only Uber stands in the way of a 3 count, but Synth brings him down in a BULLDOG! Double pin falls! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the survivors in the Sin City street fight, the GREATEST Rock 'n' Wrestling band of AAAAALLLL time... THE HHHEEEEEAAAAAAVVVEEEEEEEENNLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!! The crowd ERUPTS at the official announcement. Synth warmly embraces Logan, who just stands there, eyes glazed over as “Heart-Shaped Box“ blares in the background. Melody and the Lone Star Gunslingers joining the Heavenly Rockers in the ring, congratulating them on their win. Completely oblivious to his whereabouts, Logan grabs Melody and bends her back over his knee, giving her a big wet one thinking she‘s Holly! MELODY (fanning herself) :o COACH He just sexually assaulted Mel. COLE He did not. Logan is totally out of it, fans. The man got dropped right on his head, on the turnbuckle no less. Anything less than a grade 5 concussion will be a miracle. Synth controls Logan and informs him of the news concerning Holly. LOGAN :huh: Synth pats him on the back and helps his buddy backstage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
