AM VI: Ashley Street vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

COLE
A big night ahead for The Lightning Crew, and it starts in just a few moments, as the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez takes on the OAOAST Women's Champion, Ashley Street, for the Women's Championship! 

COACH
Oh baby! I can't wait for this one! Lindsay is going to bring the Women's Title to The Lightning Crew tonight at AngleMania VI! And let's not forget, Lindsay is from Toronto, so she's going to do it in front of her hometown fans! This is going to be great! I've been waiting for this all week! 

COLE
Ashley Street has held the Women's Title for over 365 days, making her the longest reigning Women's Champion in OAOAST history. Will her historic Title reign come to an end tonight at the biggest show of the year? Will the Latina Bitch ascend to the top of the OAOAST Women's Division and win the Women's Title for the first time in her career? 

COACH
Yes and yes. A big night for The Lightning Crew and a big night for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez! Come on Lindsay! Do it for The LC! Do it for your future husband! But most importantly, do it for me! 

COLE
She doesn't even know you're alive! 

COACH
She will Cole. She will. 

COLE
And on that creepy comment, let's go to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by!

A deep, slow voiced man yells out, "LIGHTNING CREW!" alerting the crowd on who is coming out next. The crowd stands up and boos as the lights go down in the Toronto SkyDome and the opening to "No Chance In Hell" starts playing. Smoke fills the entryway, and then a lightning bolt hits the entrance. 

*[i]No chance (No chance)
That's what ya got! (Ha. Ha. Yeah.)

We're up against
no machine too strong (Too strong)

Pussy politicians buying souls for us
are...PUPPETS! (Puppets!)[/i]*

"No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds begins playing over the P.A. system. Pink spotlights converge around the stadium. A ring cart brings out Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey to a mixed reaction. Lindsay smirks at the crowd while Princess Stacey applauds her. Lindsay outstretches her arms with an evil smile on her face. She makes the “I-Want-The-Belt” hand gesture. 

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit, and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. Coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by Princess Stacey. From San Juan, Puerto Rico by way of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (CHEAP POP~!) Weighing in at 120 lbs. She is the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew.  MISS LINDSAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GONNNZZZZZAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Lindsay and Princess Stacey laugh at all the women in the audience as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing.

COLE
Lindsay Gonzalez was born here in Toronto, and it looks like the crowd is pleased as punch to find out about that! 

COACH
Of course they are! I mean, look at her! More proof that Canadian girls are hot! 

COLE
Her hotness isn't going to help her tonight. Lindsay is going to have to rely on her wrestling skills if she wants to beat Ashley Street and become Women's Champion tonight at AngleMania VI. 

COACH
And Lindsay has more wrestling skill in her pinky then Ashley Street has in her entire sexy body! This is Lindsay's night tonight, Cole! I can feel it! I'd also like to feel her, and Princess Stacey too while I'm at it. 

COLE
Ewwww. Coach, stop while you're ahead!

The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart so that Lindsay and Princess Stacey can leave it. The two women of The Lightning Crew walk up the ring steps. Princess Stacey and Lindsay wipe their feet on the ring apron, and then Princess Stacey holds the ropes for Lindsay to enter the ring and then enters the ring herself.

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is making her AngleMania debut. She has been Tha Puerto Rican's manager at AngleMania II and AngleMania III, but has never been in in-ring competition before. So, this is a HUGE opportunity for Gonzalez, as she hopes to win the Women's Title on the grandest stage of them all! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez walks around the ring with her arms outstretched. She poses in the center of the ring along with Princess Stacey. Together, the two girls do The Lightning Crew Salute as confetti drops from the rafters, as does a giant Puerto Rican flag. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers. Lindsay taunts the crowd. She dances a bit to “No Chance In Hell”. 

COACH
What an entrance! An entrance worthy of a Women's Champion! 

COLE
Well, we'll see if that'll happen in just a few moments Coach. 

COACH
Look at her dance. Shake your ass, girl! This is your night! 

The lights go back on in the SkyDome. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez bounces off the ropes to prepare for her match. She high fives Princess Stacey. They chat it up as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of her opponent's entrance. Lindsay removes her sunglasses and hoop earrings. Wearing a pink Lightning Crew T-shirt that is tied up, pink short shorts, black elbow pads, pink wrist tape, pink knee pads, and black boots with a gold chain around her neck, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is ready for battle. 

COLE
This will be a good one, folks! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez looking for her first Women's Championship reign! While Ashley Street is hoping to keep her historic title reign going for another day! It's going to happen right now here at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone!

"ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!
THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT!
ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!"

“Any Way You Want It” by Rise Against starts playing, causing the crowd to cheer! A ring cart comes out through the curtains bringing out Ashley Street herself. Street looks right at Lindsay as she is taken to the ring in the cart. Street raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head. 

BUFFER
And her opponent. Coming to the ring at this time. From Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at 159 lbs. She is the One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Champion...ASHLEYYYYYYYYYY STRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 

Street points a menacing finger at Lindsay as she is taken to the ring. 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez won the right to face Ashley Street by defeating Confusia on the February 26th edition of OAOAST Syndicated. Since then, the two women have been scouting each other out, and nearly got into it last Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Ashley also has a pinfall victory over Lindsay in a tag team match two weeks ago!

COACH
Yeah, that's all true, but none of that really matters! The pinfall lost did nothing to psych Lindsay out, it just made her more determined to beat Ashley tonight at AngleMania! And that's exactly what's going to happen! 

COLE
Careful Coach. Ashley isn't some no-talent hussy! She's been Women's Champion since February 21, 2006 for a reason! 

COACH
I could think of another reason...

COLE
Don't start! Don't you dare start! 

The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart for Ashley to exit. Ashley Street walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. She immediately makes a dash for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, causing Princess Stacey to leave the ring. 

COLE
Ashley Street wants Lindsay Gonzalez right now! But she's being back by...oh no. Oh no! Oh God no! 

COACH
What? What is it? 

COLE
Coach...look at who the referee is! 

The referee? None other than The Lightning Crew's very own THOMAS RODRIGUEZ! 

COLE
It's Thomas Rodriguez! He's the assigned referee for this match!? Him!?!?

COACH
Yeah. So what? 

COLE
So what!? Coach, he's in The Lightning Crew! And a Lightning Crew member is in this match! AND that Lightning Crew member is Tha Puerto Rican's fiancée! 

COACH
So? This is great! Now all The Lightning Crew members are at AngleMania! 

COLE
Who set this up? Was it a certain four-eyed blond hair OAOAST Corporate member? Huh? Was it him? 

COACH
I know what you're getting at, and it's not true! Popick had nothing to do with this! 

COLE
Oh I don't know. 

COACH
Thomas is going to call this match right down the middle. Trust me. He will. 

COLE
Well, we'll see. But somehow I doubt that! 

Thomas continues holding Ashley back. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez taunts Ashley from behind Thomas' back. Lindsay laughs manically. Ashley says a few threatening words to Lindsay, and then raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head again as “Any Way You Want It” continues playing. Ashley then goes back towards Lindsay, but Thomas holds her back once again. Lindsay stands at a turnbuckle and smiles evilly. 

COLE
The longest reigning Women's Champion in OAOAST history is about to make her AngleMania debut, believe it or not. And she's doing it in front of over 67,000 fans in the Toronto SkyDome! This might be the biggest match in Ashley Street's career to date! 

COACH
And she's going to choke on the biggest stage of them all! 

Ashley points to her Women's Championship belt. Lindsay points at the belt too and says, “It's going to be mine!” Street raises the belt one more time to cheers from the fans while yelling at Lindsay that she's “GOING DOWN!”, and then hands the belt over to Thomas Rodriguez. Thomas raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over his head to let the crowd know that this is a title match, and then hands the belt over to a ringside attendant. Thomas then pats down Ashley, massaging her leg in the process. Ashley pulls herself away from Thomas when he does this. 

COLE
Hey now! 

COACH
What? Can a brotha cop a feel?

COLE
He's a referee! That's not supposed to be his job! 

COACH
Oh hush up! Like you wouldn't do that if you had the chance! That's the closest you'd ever get to a beautiful woman!

Thomas nods his head and says, “Okay. Okay.” He then decides that the match is ready to start and calls for the bell as “Any Way You Want It” by Rise Against dies down. 

*DING DING DING*

COLE
Thomas didn't check Lindsay. 

COACH
He didn't need to. Lindsay's clean as a whistle! 

COLE
Somehow I doubt that. 

COACH
How dare you besmirched her name!?

[b]OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ASHLEY STREET (Champion) vs. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ (Challenger with Princess Stacey)[/b]
Princess Stacey applauds Lindsay and shouts, “COME ON LINDSAY! LET'S GO LINDSAY!” Ashley Street and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez look at each other...and then lock up. Both women jockey for position. 

COLE
We've got a stalemate to start things off. 

But the stalemate doesn't last for long as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez goes behind Ashley Street...and slaps her in the back of her head! She then does it again! And a few more times! 

COACH
Ooh! Lindsay's fighting dirty! I love it! 

COLE
Lindsay Gonzalez, the #1 Contender, is trying to intimidate the Women's Champion! 

COACH
And it's working! Look at Ashley! She's quivering with fear!

Actually Coach, it only pisses Ashley off. Street elbows Lindsay, knocking down the Latina Bitch! Ashley picks Lindsay up and starts nailing her with forearms to the face. Thomas Rodriguez can't help but wince for every shot. Street bounces off the ropes, and fires with a crossbody block, knocking Lindsay down! The Women's Champion gets on top of the challenger and starts punching her in the face with lefts and rights! 

COACH
Stop this, Thomas! She's hurting Lindsay's beautiful face! 

COLE
I somehow doubt Ashley cares about Lindsay's face! She wants to retain the Women's Title in her AngleMania debut! 

The crowd cheers, although there are some boos scattered here and there. Ashley gets off of Lindsay and picks her up, taking her over to a turnbuckle corner. Street punches Lindsay in the face some more, with Lindsay desperately trying to block the shots. Ashley then switches to stomping a mudhole in Gonzalez! 

THOMAS RODRIGUEZ
Come on now, break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! 

Ashley gives Thomas a dirty look. Thomas responds by pointing to his referee shirt. 

COACH
That's right Ashley! You betta recognize!

COLE
Oh come on now! 

COACH
What? Thomas has been a fair and balanced referee so far! 

COLE
True, but we'll see how much longer he can last without doing something screwy! 

Ashley sets Ms. Lindsay up against the turnbuckle. 

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Ashley then grabs Lindsay by her hair and sets her up against the ropes. 

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez clutches her ample chest in pain. She fans her chest, doing anything she can to stop the pain. Princess Stacey shouts words of encouragement from the outside. 

PRINCESS STACEY
COME ON LINDSAY! COME ON! 

Lindsay gets a desperation kick to Ashley's stomach. Lindsay forearms Ashley in the face a few times, staggering her. Lindsay then charges forward, going for a clothesline, but Ashley ducks the clothesline, grabs Lindsay from behind, and gives her a back suplex! Ashley goes for the cover! 

1...



2...



KICK OUT! 

COACH
See? A fair count! Nothing screwy about that! 

Ashley looks at Thomas. She then gets up, picking Lindsay up by her hair. Suddenly, Lindsay strikes by clawing at Ashley's eyes with her fingernails! The crowd boos! 

COLE
There! You see? You see!? Thomas saw that! He saw that with his own two eyes! And he didn't do anything about it! 

COACH
Would you calm down, Cole? You're overreacting! 

COLE
I'm not overreacting! I just expect a title match to be called right down the middle! 

COACH
Thomas is doing a fine job by my account! Relax! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez now has a smirk on her face. She grabs Ashley Street and punches her in the face! Ashley punches back! Lindsay punches back! Ashley punches back! Lindsay! Ashley! Lindsay! Ashley! Lindsay hits Ashley in her right knee with a front dropkick, knocking the Women's Champ down! 

COACH
Great move by Lindsay! Excellent move! Way to go Lindsay! 

Lindsay gets right back up, receiving some cheers from her fellow Canadians. The 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew goes right to work on the right knee, grabbing it and tugging on it! Lindsay then grabs Ashley's right leg and falls down onto the mat, giving her leg a DDT! 

COLE
Interesting move from Lindsay! 

COACH
She's pulling out all the stops tonight, Michael Cole! She wants to win the Women's Title tonight at AngleMania VI, and nothing's going to stop her!

Lindsay covers Ashley. 

1...



2...



LEFT SHOULDER UP! 

COACH
Another fair count from Thomas! 

COLE
I know, Coach. I know. 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez gets up annoyed. She stomps on Ashley Street's right knee a few times, causing Ashley to yelp out in pain. Ashley crawls over to a turnbuckle corner, with Lindsay following right behind, an evil grin on her gorgeous face. Once Ashley starts using the ropes to pull herself back up, Lindsay Gonzalez grabs Ashley's right leg and puts it over the second rope. She then pulls back on the leg, causing further harm for Street! 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is targeting that right knee of Ashley Street! 

COACH
She's showing the world that she's a fine wrestler, in addition to being a fine lady! 

Lindsay continues pulling on the right leg, until Ashley pulls on Lindsay's hair! Lindsay lets go! Thomas scolds her for that. 

COACH
Once again, fair referee! Ashley had no right to do that! 

COLE
I understand Coach. I'm STILL a bit leery. 

COACH
What more do you want!? God, are you hard to please! 

Gonzalez goes right back to pulling on Ashley Street's right leg...until Ashley kicks her in the stomach, knocking her to the mat! Ashley gets both of her feet back on the mat, and as a result, bends down, thus giving Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez the perfect opportunity to rush forward and kick Ashley right in her stomach! 

COACH
Oh! Ashley's stomach is going to be black and blue tomorrow! HA HA HA HA HA!

Ashley collapses to the mat. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez powerwalks over to Ashley Street and grabs her right leg. She turns Ashley over onto her stomach, grabs her right leg, lifts it up, and then slams it back down, hurting her right knee! Lindsay has an evil smile on her face. 

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
Come on! Get up!

Princess Stacey nods her head in approval of Ashley being in pain. Ashley is crawling around the ring, her right knee really hurting by now. So Lindsay continues bringing the pain by turning Ashley onto her stomach again, grabbing her right leg, and then bending down to apply a half-crab on the Women's Champion! 

COACH
Ashley's going to submit! We're going to have a new Women's Champion! 

COLE
Lindsay Gonzalez with a half-Boston Crab! A very solid move from the challenger! 

COACH
Come on! Submit! Thomas, get ready to ring the bell! Ring the fuc--

COLE
Settle down, Coach. 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is laughing evilly. She pulls back on the leg, causing Ashley to scream. Thomas Rodriguez is in her face, asking if she quits. 

COACH
She quit! She quit! I heard it! She quit! 

COLE
No she didn't! Would you shut up for a second! 

Lindsay yells, “It's OVAH~!” The crowd is hot. Some are booing, but some are cheering for the hometown girl to win. And because Lindsay is so hot. 

LINDSAY
COME ON BRUTA! COME ON! 

Finally, Ashley starts moving. 

COACH
Uh-oh! 

Street starts clawing her way closer and closer to the ring ropes. But Lindsay stops that by pulling back on Ashley's head using her hair!  

COLE
Now come on! This isn't right! And surprise surprise! The referee ain't doing a damn thing about it!

Lindsay continues the illegal hair-pulling for a few more seconds before simply letting go, causing Ashley's head to hit the mat. Miss Puerto Rico gets back to her feet and sneers at her opponent. She then does a corkscrew legdrop onto Ashley's back! She goes for the cover! 

ONE! 




TWO!






THRE—TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

COACH
Oh damnit!

COLE
Ashley's taken some punishment so far in this match, but she won't give in just yet! 

COACH
But she will, Mikey! SHE WILL! 

Lindsay Gonzalez gets up and starts stomping on Ashley Street's right leg. 

LINDSAY
COME ON BRUTA!

Lindsay grabs Ashley's right leg and slams it onto the mat! Ashley Street crawls around the ring, with Lindsay Gonzalez stomping her right leg every few seconds! Lindsay now has a cocky smirk on her face, while Princess Stacey nods her head with every stomp. Ashley Street once again uses the ring ropes to pull herself back up, but Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is on her like white on rice, grabbing Ashley and setting her up against the turnbuckle. Lindsay grabs Ashley's right leg and bends it, then places the bended leg up against the second ring rope. Lindsay then climbs the bottom ring rope, and uses it to launch herself up in the air a few feet so that she can kick Ashley's bended right leg, knocking her down! 

COLE
Oh my~! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez with a BRUTAL jumping stomp to the back of Ashley Street's right leg! 

COACH
She got the knee again! ASS-LEY's right leg is hanging by a thread at this point! This is great! I am enjoying this! 

COLE
You're not the only one, Coach. Princess Stacey seems to be loving this. And I'm sure deep down inside, Thomas Rodriguez is enjoying this too! 

Ashley Street holds her right knee in pain. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez stops to pose. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers for the Queen of The Lightning Crew. Princess Stacey applauds her friend and confidant. 

COLE
A mixed reaction for the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew! 

COACH
These fans can feel it! We are all just a few moments away from the crowning of a new Women's Champion at AngleMania VI! Just a few moments away! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez laughs evilly. 

COACH
Ah, Lindsay. How would you like to wake up to that smile every morning? 

COLE
I'll think I'll pass. 

COACH
Ahomosayswhat? 

COLE
What? 

COACH
Nothing. 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez goes back to work on Ashley's right knee, grabbing her right leg and applying a leg-bar on it. 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez torquing that right knee, trying to do further damage on that right knee! 

Gonzalez turns the leg-bar into a cover. It gets two. Lindsay goes back to the leg-bar, but Ashley kicks her in the face to break it up! Lindsay didn't like that one bit. Lindsay picks Ashley Street up and punches her in the face! She punches her again! And again! And again! And again! The punches stun Street. Lindsay grabs Ashley's right arm and gives her an Irish whip into the ropes. Lindsay goes for a clothesline. Ashley ducks, bounces off the ropes, and fires with a jumping back elbow on Gonzalez! 

COLE
Ashley Street with her first offensive move in quite a while! A running back elbow to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez on one leg! 

COACH
Oh no! This isn't good! This isn't good AT ALL! 

Ashley Street uses the ropes to pull herself back up, very slowly. 

COLE
Ashley's in tremendous pain! Her right knee went through severe punishment tonight at AngleMania! But can she do it? Can she pull off the comeback and keep her Women's Title reign going for another day? 

COACH
No she can't! No she won't! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is quick to get up, due to her being on offense for most of the match. She grabs Ashley Street by her hair, and again, Thomas does nothing about it. Lindsay taunts her opponent and the woman she must beat to become Women's Champion for the first time in her career. HOWEVER, Ashley responds by punching Lindsay square in the face! Lindsay is stunned, but goes for another punch. BLOCKED! Punch from Ashley! Lindsay is stunned again. She goes for another punch. BLOCKED AGAIN! Punch from Ashley! Punch from Ashley! Punch from Ashley! Forearm shots from Ashley send Lindsay Gonzalez into the ropes. Ashley Street whips Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez into the opposite ropes, and then follows with a clothesline! Lindsay gets right back up. Another clothesline! Ashley Street picks Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez up and gives her an Irish whip into the ropes. She follows with a BAAAAAAAAAACK Body Drop! Street goes for the cover! 

ONE!                                                TWO!                                                            KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

COLE
That was a bit of a slow count, wasn't it? 

COACH
You're looking too much into things, Cole. 

Ashley stands up, and then walks with a limp over to Lindsay, where she picks her up by her hair. 

COACH
Hey now! She can't do that! 

COLE
Lindsay did it just a few minutes ago! 

COACH
No, Lindsay pulled back Ashley's head. What Ashley is doing is BLANTANT hairpulling! 

Thomas scolds Ashley for the hairpulling unlike before. Still, Ashley whips Lindsay into a turnbuckle corner. Ashley charges forward, going for a Stinger Splash---


But Lindsay kicks Ashley in her stomach knocking her down! 

COACH
Yes! 

Ms. Lindsay chuckles at what she just did. She exits the ring and climbs to the top rope. 

COACH
Oh boy! Lindsay is going to fly! 

COLE
Ashley took a chance and it didn't pay off there. And now Lindsay's going to take a chance! Will it pay off? 

Lindsay is hunched over on the top rope. Her hair is all out of place, so Lindsay has to blow some hair out of her eyes. Ashley is starting to get up. 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is up top! 

COACH
Look out below! 

HOWEVER, Ashley Street rushes over, and flips upside down, so that her legs are locked around Lindsay's head! 

COACH
Oh no! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez shakes her head, caught in a handstand rana! But luckily for Lindsay, she escapes, grabs Ashley's right leg, and then jumps over the top rope and onto the floor, dropping Ashley Street onto the mat! 

“OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! Yes! That a-girl, Lindsay! That a-girl! You teach that skank how you run things! You are in control and you know it girl! BOO-YES~! 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez with that innovative maneuver at AngleMania VI!

COACH
It's going to happen, Cole! It's going to happen! A new Women's Champion is almost here! 

Princess Stacey lets out a “WOOOOOOOOOOOO!” after Lindsay's move. Thomas tries to hide his smile.  A lot of the crowd is now cheering for Lindsay. Ashley Street is holding her right knee in the ring. 

COLE
Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez countered Ashley Street's handstand rana! And the end maybe near for Ashley Street and her Women's Title reign! 

COACH
I just said that! 

COLE
But I said it better! 

Lindsay has an evil smile on her face as she looks at Ashley from the outside. She mouths, “I've got you now!” Lindsay slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring and then covers Ashley Street, hooking her right leg. 

1...







2...










2 ½












3-

KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLE
No! That wasn't it! That was only 2! 

Thomas can't help but say, “Damnit!” after the two count.

COACH
It's okay. She was barely able to kick out! You're almost there Lindsay! You're almost there! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is PISSED~! She does the McMahon SNEER~! to show how much she's pissed. Gonzalez stomps Ashley's right leg, and then grabs it, going for another Boston Crab. BUT THEN, Ashley grabs her and cradles her! 

1...





2...






KICK OUT! 

COLE
The inside cradle got a nearfall! 

COACH
Oh thank God!

Ashley grimaces in pain as she starts to get up. Lindsay is up first, and she drags Ashley Street up by her hair. Lindsay gives Ashley an Irish whip into the ropes. Gonzalez hops up, grabs Ashley with her legs, and goes for the Lindsay-Carana! NO! Ashley holds on, spinning Lindsay around, and dropping her with a sit-out powerbomb!

COLE
Sit-out powerbomb! 

COACH
AAAHHH! 

COLE
Lindsay is down! High impact! 

COACH
Kick out! Kick out! Kick out! 

COLE
The Women's Champion with the cover! 

Princess Stacey is shaking her head. Thomas hesitates before he makes the count. 

ONE! 







TWO!











THREE! 

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

COACH
Yes!

COLE
And the challenger is still in this match! 

Princess Stacey breathes a sigh of relief, while Thomas Rodriguez pumps his right fist.  Ashley gets on top of Lindsay and starts hammering her with lefts and rights! Street gets up, stopping to hold her right knee. She then limps on over to the ropes and eyes Lindsay, who is starting to get up. The crowd comes alive. 

COLE
She could be going for it! Ashley Street is looking to finish this match! 

COACH
Oh God! Thomas do something! 

COLE
What do you mean Thomas do something!? 

Ashley bends down, getting angry. She motions for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to get up. 

COLE
It might be time for the Shining I Hate Your Face! 

COACH
Oh no! 

Suddenly, Princess Stacey runs over and grabs Ashley's right leg! This gets her attention, and, let's just say Ashley ain't too pleased about this little development! 

COACH
AAAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! 

Ashley grabs Princess Stacey by her hair and lifts her up onto the ring apron! 

COLE
The Princess might be in trouble here! 

Ashley screams at The Princess, as Stacey screams for her life! The crowd is cheering loudly! 

COACH
Unhand her, you wench! You can't touch her you PEASANT!

COLE
I don't think Ashley gives a damn about Stacey's 'royalty'. She's just annoyed with her like a lot of people are! 

COACH
HOW DARE SHE! 

Ashley is about to punch Stacey...when Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez attacks Street from behind! Ashley lets go of Stacey, causing her to awkwardly fall back to the floor. Meanwhile, Lindsay Gonzalez pummels Ashley from behind. She then picks Ashley Street up by her hair and then gives her an Irish whip into the ropes—Ashley reverses—kicks Lindsay in her stomach, grabs her in a facelock, puts Lindsay's right arm over her head, grabs her pink short shorts, and then lifts her up, going for a vertical suplex. 

But at the same time she does this, Princess Stacey grabs a hold of Ashley Street's right leg! This causes Ashley to lose her balance, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to fall on top of her, with Thomas Rodriguez watching the whole thing right before his very eyes! 

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is now covering Ashley Street! Ashley struggles to kick out but can't because Princess Stacey is still holding onto her right leg! Thomas Rodriguez still makes the count with the crowd buzzing in anticipation! 

COLE
Princess Stacey has her leg! Ashley can't escape! 

1! 










2! 









3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (8:48)

“YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”/”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
We've got a new Women's Champion! 

COACH
Yes! Yes! Yes! Way to go Lindsay! 

Princess Stacey quickly lets go of the leg once the 3 count is made. She jumps up and down in celebration over Lindsay's victory. Lindsay pumps her fists in victory. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds starts playing. 

COLE
The 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew has won the title! 

COACH
Oh baby! The night is off to a good start! 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...and NEWWWWW One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Champion...MISS LINDSAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GONNNZZZZZAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! 

Thomas Rodriguez grabs the OAOAST Women's Championship belt from the timekeeper, and can't help but smile as he hands the belt over to Lindsay. Gonzalez has tears in her eyes as she accepts the belt from Thomas. Lindsay looks at the belt and smiles a wide, EVIL~!, smile! 

COLE
The hometown girl, in front of 67,000 of her fellow Torontoians, has won the Women's Title for the first time in her career, even if it is under controversial circumstances! 

COACH
What are you talking about controversial? The referee's decision is FINAL! We've got a NEW Women's Champion! A Women's Champion we can all be proud of! 

COLE
I'm talking about Stacey holding onto Ashley Street's leg while the count was being made, even though Thomas Rodriguez saw EVERYTHING! 

COACH
Oh stop your complaining! The important thing is that Thomas made the count, Ashley has been dethroned, and we've got a new SEXY Women's Champion!

Lindsay takes off her scrunchee to let her hair down. She raises her newly won OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head, garnering a mixed reaction. Lindsay parades around the ring with the belt with a cocky smirk on her face while Ashley Street lies on the mat, holding her right knee. 

COACH
And look at this! This crowd loves it! Toronto is Lightning Crew country! 

COLE
What a dream come true this must be for Lindsay! She has done it! She has won the Women's Title for the first time in her career in her hometown at the biggest show of the year! 

COACH
I know! Isn't it great!? The Lightning Crew has picked up their first victory tonight! Only three more to go! 

Thomas Rodriguez raises Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez's hands in victory as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing. Lindsay is a little choked up, so she dries her eyes. She smiles as she raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head once again. Princess Stacey applauds Lindsay from the outside. Lindsay stands over Ashley and raises the belt with her right hand, laughing manically while doing so.

COLE
The 14-month long Title reign of Ashley Street is over! At AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez has ascended to the top of the OAOAST Women's Division! She is now YOUR Women's Champion! The Lightning Crew scores big tonight, getting the Women's Title! 

COACH
And it's only the beginning, Mikey Cole! Tonight is The Lightning Crew's night at AngleMania VI! They've already got the Women's Title. And later on tonight, they're going to get a World Title shot AND the X-Division Championship! PLUS, they will end the careers of not one but TWO OAOAST Originals! This is a night The Lightning Crew will never EVERRRRRR FORGET! 

COLE
A big night ahead for The LC. They've won their first match tonight. Will Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, and Caboose be able to defeat two OAOAST legends in Caboose and Some Guy, even in a 3-On-2 Handicap Match? Will Cuban Wall win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and gain a guaranteed shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion? And will the leader of The Lightning Crew, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican be able to defeat Dance Dance Dragon and become X-Division Champion for the first time in his career? We'll find out later tonight at AngleMania VI in front of 67,000+ fans in the Toronto SkyDome!

Thomas Rodriguez applauds Lindsay, and then holds the ropes for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to leave the ring. 

COLE
Oh please. 

COACH
What? He's just acting like a gentleman, you cad! 

Lindsay gets onto the ring cart. Princess Stacey follows her. The ring cart takes Lindsay and Stacey back to the entrance. Lindsay raises her newly won title over her head while Princess Stacey applauds her with a beaming smile on her face. The crowd responds with boos and cheers. 

COLE
Lindsay targeted that right knee. She exploited it, and in the end, with a little help from Princess Stacey, the knee led to Ashley Street's downfall! Lindsay has captured the title in her AngleMania in-ring debut! 

Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head one more time with an evil smile on her face. Princess Stacey applauds her friend and laughs manically. Ashley Street is now starting to get up in the ring, crushed that her record breaking Women's Title reign has come to an end, not to mention feeling tremendous pain in her right knee. Thomas Rodriguez is applauding Lindsay in the ring. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey smiling evilly in the ring cart while “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds ends is the last image we see before we fade to black.

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