AM VI: Tha Puerto Rican vs. Dance Dance Dragon

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

This may need two posts.

 

COLE
Well ladies and gentlemen, this has already been a historic night here at AngleMania VI, and we've still got more to go! We've already got a new Women's Champion, and coming up next, we will definitely have a new X-Division Champion! Because in just a few moments, the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship will begin! 

The OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone logo flashes across the screen. The match-up graphic for the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship appears on screen. The crowd cheers. “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance plays. 

COLE
We started on February 1st with 16 men, and over the past two months, we have riddled that number down to just two. PRL, Tha Puerto Rican, will take on the ultimate underdog, Dance Dance Dragon with special guest referee, X-Division superstar, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels! One of those these two men will become X-Division Champion for the first time in his career tonight! 

COACH
This is the last Lightning Crew match at AngleMania VI, and it will end just like the other ones have ended: with a Lightning Crew member on top! The LC has been absolutely dominate tonight at AngleMania VI, and it's only going to continue right now, because really? Who gives Dance Dance Dragon a chance at winning this match? 

COLE
Well, Dragon has surprised us in the past. He has managed to get through three very talented Superstars in order to arrive at the Finals. Dance Dance Dragon has surprised us all these past two months. Can he pull off the improbable victory tonight at the biggest show of the year? Let's take one final look at the brackets. 

A graphic appears on screen showing the brackets for the tournament.

[b][u]FIRST ROUND[/u][/b] 
[b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Kenji Kawada - PRL[/b] 
[b]"After Hours" Felix Strutter vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - Black[/b] 

[b]Otaku II vs. James Riggs - Riggs[/b] 
[b]Jamie O' Hara vs. Reject - Reject[/b] 

[b]Spanish Fly vs. Jay Richards - Fly[/b] 
[b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez - DDD[/b]

[b]Vitamin X vs. James Blonde - VX[/b]
[b]Longdogger Pete vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - LDP[/b]

[b][u]QUARTER-FINALS[/u][/b]
[b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - PRL[/b] 

[b]James Riggs vs. Reject – Reject[/b]

[b]Spanish Fly vs. Dance Dance Dragon – DDD[/b]

[b]Vitamin X vs. Longdogger Pete – VX[/b]

[b][u]SEMI-FINALS[/u][/b]
[b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Reject – PRL[/b]

[b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Vitamin X – DDD[/b]

[b][u]FINALS[/u][/b]
[b]“The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican vs. Dance Dance Dragon[/b]

COLE
We've seen some great matches and some shocking upsets in this tournament, the biggest upsets of all belonging to Dance Dance Dragon! If Dragon can pull off the victory tonight, who knows what this would mean to his career? 

COACH
It's not going to happen Cole! Dragon is in over his head here! The pressure of competing at AngleMania is going to get to him and he's going to choke. And Tha Puerto Rican is going to go straight for the kill, winning yet ANOTHER title in the OAOAST! This is going to be a good one! 

COLE
Well like I said, Dragon has surprised us before. Will he surprise us again in the biggest match of his life? The time for talking has ended. Let's now go to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by with the introductions! 

Cut to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing, with cue cards in his left hand and a microphone on his right hand. 

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Championship scheduled for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit!

“YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

“The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels' TNA theme song plays over the loud speakers. The crowd pops. A ring cart brings out the Special Guest Referee for this match through the curtains. Daniels raises his hands to acknowledge the fans, and then looks towards the ring. He is wearing the standard referee shirt, along with black sweatpants, black sneakers, and a black and white armband on his right arm. 

BUFFER
Introducing the Special Guest Referee. He is a legend in TNA's X-Division. A wrestler known around the world for his high impact style, he defines what X-Division wrestling is all about! The master of the Angel Wings, he is “The Fallen Angel” CHRISTOPHHEEEERRRRRRRRR DANNIIIEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 

COLE
A highly appropriate referee for this match-up! Christopher Daniels knows all about X-Division wrestling, himself the longest reigning X-Division Champion in TNA history! 

COACH
And now tonight, Tha Puerto Rican will become the longest reigning X-Division Champion in OAOAST history! 

The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the ring cart, allowing Daniels to leave the ring cart and enter the ring. Daniels raises his hands once more, garnering cheers. He checks the ring ropes as his TNA theme song dies down. 

COLE
Daniels is going to have his hands full tonight! Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon are going to give it their all to become X-Division Champion! 

Daniels bounces off the ropes. “Hung Up” by Madonna brings the crowd to its feet. A Dance Dance Revolution stage hologram shines down in front of the entryway. A ring cart brings out Dance Dance Dragon through the curtains. The crowd cheers. The song picks up pace, causing multi-colored strobe lights to appear. Triple D raises his hands in the air, and then starts to bust a move in the ring cart! 

BUFFER
Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From Heaven's Dancefloor. Weighing in at 199 lbs. He..is...DANCE DANCEEEEEEEEEE DRAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
What a thrill this must be for Dance Dance Dragon! Competing in his first AngleMania for the X-Division Title! This must be a dream come true for Dragon! 

COACH
And that dream come true is going to turn into a nightmare, in fact a CORPORATE Nightmare once PRL is done with him! 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon defeated Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierrez in the First Round in 3 minutes! He defeated Spanish Fly in the Quarterfinals in 2 minutes! And two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~!, he defeated Vitamin X to advance to the Finals tonight! 

COACH
That victory was all thanks to Caboose! X had Dragon right where he wanted him, but then Caboose had to go screw it up! It's okay, though. Because Vitamin X got revenge earlier tonight when he BEAT Caboose and Some Guy! HA! HA! HA! 

Triple D pumps the crowd up. He jumps up and down on his ring cart. The ring cart pulls to a stop at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front, and Dance Dance Dragon leaves the ring cart. Dragon dances his way around his ringside, and then climbs the ring steps to the enter the ring. DDD does some DDR style dancing in the ring. A spotlight shines on Dragon as he dances. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon is living it up! He's pumped for this match! 

COACH
His state of euphoria is going to end once the bell rings, Cole. 

Triple D continues dancing. The lights go back on in the Toronto SkyDome. He bounces off the ropes to get ready for the match. 

COLE
67,000 strong here in the SkyDome eagerly anticipating the final match in this tournament! And it's about to start in only a few moments! 

Dance Dance Dragon looks to the entrance. “Hung Up” by Madonna dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation. 

COACH
Here's a REAL entrance coming up! 

The lights go down in the Toronto SkyDome. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big, white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen with Tha Puerto Rican saying them:

*THE CHAMP IS HERE!*

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role '99” starts playing. The crowd stands up and starts booing. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, and then a ring cart brings out “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, his manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick, and Puerto Rican boxing legend Félix “Tito” Trinidad!

BUFFER
And his opponent. Accompanied to the ring by manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick AND former IBF and WBC Champion Félix “Tito” Trinidad! From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the Man With The Golden Contract. “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
PRL has a special guest with him tonight! 

COACH
That's right! That's Félix Trinidad with Tha Puerto Rican tonight! He's dominated boxing, just like Tha Puerto Rican has dominated professional wrestling! He's a god in Puerto Rico! He might be retired, but he is still considered one of the greatest Puerto Rican boxers of all-time! 

COLE
But what is he doing with PRL? 

COACH
PRL and Trinidad are close personal friends. And I guess PRL wanted Trinidad to have a front row seat when he destroys Dance Dance Dragon tonight at AngleMania! In fact, tonight, Félix “Tito” Trinidad is an 'honorary' member of The Lightning Crew! 

COLE
I don't know how much honor there is in being a Lightning Crew member. 

COACH
Oh hush up you! 

PRL, Popick, and Félix Trinidad look at the booing crowd and smile. Popick is holding PRL's black spray-painted briefcase with the Golden Contract inside. Trinidad, wearing a Puerto Rican flag bandanna, a white Lightning Crew T-shirt, white light jacket, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, blue jeans, and black workman boots, is in awe of the size of the crowd. 

COLE
PRL worked hard to get here too. He defeated HI-YAH superstar Kenji Kawada in the First Round, then beat “The Ice Heart” Dan Black in a hard fought Quarterfinals match. And then two weeks ago, he defeated former X-Division Champion Reject to advance to the finals, and in fact, Reject played a HUGE part in why this tournament is taking place in the first place! 

COACH
While it sucks that Reject is no longer the X-Division Champion, at least the title will be on somebody WORTHY again tonight at AngleMania VI. PRL would make a much better X-Champion than Jamie O'Hara, that's for sure! 

COLE
I don't know. I thought O'Hara would have been a nice Champion! 

COACH
You also think Hilary Duff is the greatest singer ever, so your opinion doesn't count on anything! 

The ring cart stops at ringside as “Know Your Role '99” continues playing. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart so that PRL, Popick, and Trinidad and leave. PR taunts some fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps. Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes, and Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. Popick and Trinidad follow him. PRL spins around; soaking in the fans' boos. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. PRL laughs manically, both of his cheeks having Puerto Rican flags painted on them. 

COACH
PRL still has a guaranteed shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, but it's not about the World Title tonight! It's all about becoming X-Division Champion, and it WILL happen tonight! Tha Puerto Rican guaran-damn-tees it! 

PRL gloats about how great he is. He then grabs his briefcase and heads over to a second turnbuckle where he climbs it and raises the briefcase over his head. Puerto then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises the black spray-painted briefcase over his head again. A “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up again. Popick, Félix “Tito” Trinidad, and Dance Dance Dragon watch as Tha Puerto Rican heads to a third second turnbuckle and raises his briefcase with his right hand ala The Rock, “smelling the electricity” while doing so. P.R. hits a fourth second turnbuckle and does the same Rock pose on it, receiving boos. PRL gets off the turnbuckle, removes his sunglasses, earring, and HBK-like entrance attire (vest and chaps). He hands his items over to a ringside attendant, and then chats with Popick and Trinidad while the lights go back on in the SkyDome. 

COLE
This is the first ever match between PRL and Dance Dance Dragon...and PRL doesn't seem to be taking  Dragon seriously! 

COACH
He shouldn't, Cole! This is DANCE DANCE DRAGON we're talking about! He's got No Chance In Hell of beating PRL tonight at AngleMania VI! Not a chance in Hell! 

PRL looks at Dance Dance Dragon with a cocky smirk on his face. “Know Your Role '99” dies down. The crowd is hot. 

COLE
Well, here we go. 

COACH
Oh boy! I am going to enjoy this! 

PRL says something to Dragon, and then high fives Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad, who leave the ring, with Popick grabbing the black spray-painted briefcase. PRL jumps up and down in place while Dance Dance Dragon just looks at him. 

COLE
The crowd is electric! They have waited two months for this one match! After a two month wait, we will have an OAOAST X-Division Champion here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread. 

Popick shouts words of encouragement to PRL from the outside. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels orders PRL and DDD to come next to him. PRL and Dragon engage in a staredown while Christopher Daniels goes over the rules.  

“THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
Okay. Now, you both know the rules. No hitting below the belt. No illegal maneuvers. I am the man in charge of this match. The only way this match can end is by pinfall or submission. There WILL be a winner in this match-up! Now, any questions from you Puerto? 

Puerto Rican just stares. 

“THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
Any questions from you Dragon? 

Dragon just stares. 

“THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
All right. Good luck. And may the best man win. 

Christopher Daniels raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head to let the crowd know that this is a title match. He then hands the belt over to a ringside attendant. 

COLE
The nameplate on that belt is empty, but it won't be after tonight is through! 

COACH
'Tha Puerto Rican' will look nice on that nameplate won't it? 

COLE
What about Dance Dance Dragon? 

COACH
They wouldn't be able to fit his whole name. It would probably go in as 'DDD'. And that would suck. 

COLE
They wouldn't be able to fit Tha Puerto Rican into the nameplate would they? 

COACH
Yes they would. 

COLE
No they wouldn't. 

COACH
Yes they would. 

COLE
No they wouldn't. 

COACH
Yes they would.

COLE
STOP! Let's just get to the match all right! 

COACH
Yes they would. 

Christopher Daniels pats down Tha Puerto Rican. He then pats down Dance Dance Dragon. PRL and Triple D engage in a staredown with each other in the center of the ring. Finally, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

“YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

[b]FINAL MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
“THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (with Stephen Joseph Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad) vs. DANCE DANCE DRAGON
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: “THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS[/b]
The crowd is hot. PRL and DDD are still staring at each other. PRL has a cocky smirk on his face. 

COLE
We are underway. The final match in the two month tournament for the vacant X-Division Championship has begun! For the first time since Anglepalooza, tonight, we will have a X-Division Champion here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread!

PRL is talking trash to Dragon. Since Dragon is wearing a mask, we can't tell what he's feeling, but considering it's PRL we're talking about, he can't be feeling good now. 

COACH
The Corporate Champ is psyching out Dance Dance Dragon! He's letting him know what he's in for tonight! Dragon is going to lose in the biggest match of his career! 

COLE
Coach, stop! Please! 

Tha Puerto Rican continues running his mouth! Finally, PRL shoves Dragon. But DDD shoves him back! PRL shoves Dragon again. And Dragon shoves him back! PRL doesn't look pleased about that. 

COLE
Uh-oh! Dragon is surprising PRL here! 

PRL and Dance Dance Dragon lock up. Both men jockey for position. The lock up takes Puerto and Dragon around the ring. Puerto ends up at a turnbuckle corner, so he climbs up to the top. This allows Triple D the chance to grab PRL and throw him off the top rope and onto the mat! The crowd cheers! 

COLE
And Dance Dance Dragon with his first big move of the night! 

COACH
So what? It'll be his last! 

Tha Puerto Rican can't believe what Dragon just did, but he gets back on his feet. Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon lock up again. This time, P.R. manages a headlock on Dragon. Puerto Rican cinches the hold tight with a smirk on his face. However, Triple D walks towards the ropes, and shoves PRL into the opposite ropes. PR responds with a shoulderblock, knocking Dragon down! PR picks Dance Dance Dragon up and starts nailing him with Rock-style punches to the temple. The punches stagger Dragon. P.R. then grabs Dragon and whips him into a turnbuckle—DDD reverses---PRL does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron! Dragon quickly continues his attack by clotheslining PRL, knocking him to the floor! 

“YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Whoa! I think Dance Dance Dragon has surprised The Corporate Champ in the early going! 

COACH
Stay cool, Champ! Stay cool! 

DDD plays to the crowd, who cheer! PRL gets back to his feet, a little weary. Stephen Joseph Popick and Trinidad are a little worried for Tha Puerto Rican now. PRL taunts a fan at ringside, and then takes a deep breath, before climbing the ring steps. Once P.R. is on the ring apron, Dance Dance Dragon grabs PR and runs with him, knocking his head on a top turnbuckle pad! Dragon then runs with PRL once again and slams his head on another top turnbuckle pad! DDD then grabs Puerto Rican, and gives him a vertical suplex into the ring. HOWEVER, PRL lands on his feet, grabs Dragon, and gives him a Backcracker! 

COLE
Backcracker on Dragon! 

COACH
All right! This match is going to end early! 

Tha Puerto Rican covers DDD. Christopher Daniels counts. 

1...






2...





TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

COACH
Aw, dangit!

“The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican gets up and starts stomping Dragon with his shaky-leg kicks. The crowd starts booing loudly. 

“P.R. SUCKS!”
“P.R. SUCKS!”
“P.R. SUCKS!”
“P.R. SUCKS!”

COLE
67,000 + are chanting 'P.R. SUCKS!'

COACH
Ah, Canadians! What do they know? 

COLE
You do know that PRL's girlfriend is from Canada right? 

COACH
Well then she is the world's smartest Canadian! Not that she has much competition! 

COLE
Will you stop? 

Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up by his mask. 

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*CHOP!*

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

PRL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

PRL grabs Triple D by his left arm, and then whips him into the ropes—Dragon reverses—and kicks PRL! He kicks him again! And again knocking him down! 

COLE
Combo from Dragon! 

COACH
Oh God! Come on PRL! The freaking Dance Dance Dragon is showing you up! Stop this NOW!

COLE
I think Tha Puerto Rican might have underestimated Dance Dance Dragon tonight at AngleMania VI! 

COACH
No he hasn't! You don't know what you're talking about! Shut up! 

Dance Dance Dragon picks Tha Puerto Rican up and starts kicking him some more! By now, some of the facepaint on PRL's cheeks has faded away. TPR tries to run away from the kicks, but Dragon keeps on kicking! 

COLE
You can feel those kicks all over the SkyDome! 

Kick to the chest! Kick to the back! Kick to the hips! Kick to the legs! Kick to the back again! P.R. goes to the ropes, where Dance Dance Dragon kicks PRL again—NO! PRL scratches Dance Dance Dragon in the mask! The crowd boos! 

COLE
Now come on! What a cheapshot!

COACH
Hey now. Christopher Daniels didn't see that, so it didn't happen!

PRL now has a cocky smirk on his face again. Popick and Trinidad are also smiling. Tha Puerto Rican hits DDD with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Punch! Punch! Punch! NOW KISS THAT LEFT! Punch! Triple D goes down! The boo birds fly again. PRL chuckles a bit. Tha Puerto Rican picks DDD up again. Suddenly, Dragon gets a sudden burst of energy and starts punching PRL in his face! He keeps on punching him, bringing the crowd to life! The punches daze and confuse PRL, so Dragon grabs Puerto Rican and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Triple D then does an Airplane Spin! 

COLE
Speed Modifier! 

The crowd cheers some more! Dragon stops doing the Speed Modifier when he becomes dizzy himself. PRL stumbles around the ring dizzied...and then Flair Flops down onto the mat! The crowd laughs. 

COACH
You gotta be kidding me! 

COLE
I think, I think maybe, just maybe, Dance Dance Dragon has PRL's number! 

COACH
Oh no! Don't you dare! Dragon has been lucky so far in this match! But PRL's gonna do it! Someway, somehow, PRL's gonna do it! 

COLE
How much longer must Dragon be in control before he's no longer lucky, but just good? 

COACH
He has to beat PRL in order to be considered good! 

Dance Dance Dragon shakes his head to get rid of his dizziness. 

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
COME ON PUERTO! 

FELIX “TITO” TRINIDAD
GET UP! 

Dragon goes for the cover. 

1...2...RIGHT SHOULDER UP! 

COACH
Keep trying Dragon. 

Christopher Daniels puts up two fingers to let the fans know that it's a two count. Dragon does the international “AH NUTS!” hand gesture. He then picks Tha Puerto Rican up by his hair, throwing his Puerto Rican flag bandanna aside. The Strong Style Party Animal kicks PRL in the gut! He then kicks him in his left leg! Then the right leg! The crowd groans with every shot! Dragon kicks PRL in his face! Triple D then grabs Puerto's right arm, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes—PRL reverses...


and Dragon goes FLYING over the top rope and onto the floor when Félix “Tito” Trinidad pulls down the top rope! 

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! 

BIG boos for that! Trinidad feigns innocence when Christopher Daniels asks him about it. Dragon is on the floor kissing the protective mats. 

COACH
He's showing his Lightning Crew loyalty! 

COLE
I would have thought a professional sports athlete would act better than that. 

COACH
You live in a dream world then. 

Stephen Joseph Popick picks Dance Dance Dragon up and throws him back into the ring. 

COLE
Félix Trinidad making his mark in this match! 

COACH
All right! Now we can get things back on track! HA HA HA! 

Puerto Rican pulls Dragon right into the center of the ring so that he can start stomping him again. A LOUD “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up again. He then switches to fist drops to Dragon's head (or mask). P.R.L. then bounces off the ropes, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then POPS HIS COLLAR~! before dropping another fist drop onto Dance Dance Dragon's forehead!

COLE
Five Knuckle Shuffle from Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
Yeah! A special AngleMania edition of the Five Knuckle Shuffle! Only Tha Puerto Rican can make that look good! 

PRL, FTW~! 

1...2....KICK OUT! 

P.R. slaps the mat in frustration, and then starts choking Dragon with his bare hands! 

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
Now come on! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! 

PRL lets go at 4. He smiles his evil smile at Daniels, who scolds Puerto for the illegal move. The crowd boos. 

COLE
PRL better be careful. He gets disqualified, he loses this match, and The Lightning Crew goes 3-1 at AngleMania VI! 

COACH
It's in the air Mikey Cole! We got a new Women's Champion! A new 24/7 Champion! And in just a few moments, we will have a new X-Division Champion! The stars are aligned, Mikey Cole! This IS The Lightning Crew's night!

PRL gets up and poses for the fans. They boo. Loudly. 

COLE
PRL wasting time here! 

COACH
He's facing Dance Dance Dragon! He can waste time if he wants to! 

Tha Puerto Rican gives the fans the “UP YOURS!” hand gesture. He then goes back to Dragon, picking him up--


--Dragon rolls him up! 

1!







2!







POPICK PUSHES THEM OVER! 

1!







2!





KICK OUT! 

COACH
Oh! I thought that was it! 

COLE
So did this crowd! But Dragon has kicked out! And this match continues! 

Dance Dance Dragon and Tha Puerto Rican both get up. At this, Popick grabs Dragon's right foot. Dragon turns around...and gets clotheslined by Tha Puerto Rican over the top rope and onto the floor! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” 

COLE
And Dance Dance Dragon goes to the outside once again! 

COACH
He can't keep up with the Champ! He's screwed! 

COLE
I'm just wondering why Tha Puerto Rican needs help then in fending off Dance Dance Dragon? 

COACH
Uh...because he feels like it! Trust me, PRL can beat Triple D with one arm tied behind his back! Yup! 

PRL grabs Christopher Daniels referee shirt, gaining his attention. While he does this, Popick grabs Dance Dance Dragon and starts punching him in the face! Popick then throws DDD into a ring post, left shoulder first! 

COLE
Now come on! This isn't right! 

COACH
If the referee hasn't seen it, then it didn't happen! God, don't you know wrestling 101? 

The crowd boos loudly. PRL lets go of Daniels' referee shirt. He smiles at Popick. 

COLE
PRL and Popick with a double team-type move on Dance Dance Dragon! Triple D is in trouble here! 

COACH
As if that's a surprise! 

PRL climbs the top turnbuckle. He waits for Dragon to get up. 

COACH
Uh-oh! Look out! Air Puerto Rico is gonna fly! 

PRL is hunched over on the top rope. Dance Dance Dragon is slowly getting to his feet. 

COLE
Bombs away! Here it comes! 

Dragon stumbles once he gets to a vertical base. Once he's on his feet, P.R.L. jumps off the top rope and comes crashing down onto Dance Dance Dragon on the outside with a double axehandle!   

COLE
Corporate Axe from Tha Puerto Rican! 

PRL shoves a cameraman away after he lands on the outside. He then runs over onto Dragon, gets on top of him, and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts! Popick and Félix Trinidad cheer him on! 

COLE
The Corporate Champion is in control of Dance Dance Dragon, and I don't think this crowd likes it one bit! 

COACH
So what? PRL doesn't give a damn about these fans! 

COLE
What about The Lightning Bolts? 

COACH
He cares about them, but they're not here tonight! 

COLE
Right, Coach. Right. 

PRL rolls back underneath the bottom rope to break the count at 8. He then rolls back out to ringside. PRL picks DDD back up by his costume, and then throws him back into the ring. PRL follows. 

COLE
And back to the ring we go. 

PRL picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He then grabs him by his head and runs with him. PRL jumps over the top rope, still holding onto Dragon's head. When PRL lands on the floor, Dragon's neck meets the top rope. As a result, Dragon snaps back off the top rope and onto the mat! 

COLE
Ricochet from Tha Puerto Rican! 

PRL then runs around ringside, and climbs the ring steps. He enters the ring and waits for Dragon to get up. Once Dragon gets to his knees, PRL charges forward, jumps over Dragon, and gives him a reverse necksnap! The Lightning Shock! 

COLE
Oh! Oh my! People shouldn't bend like that! 

COACH
No DUH~! 

Tha Puerto Rican goes for the cover, hooking his right leg. 1, 2, Dragon kicks out!

PRL
COME ON! 

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
TWO! 

Popick claps his hands, encouraging PRL. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up by his mask and then gives him a BODYSLAM~! The crowd starts buzzing, sensing what's coming up next. 

COACH
Oh yeah! He's feeling it! He's feeling it! 

Tha Puerto Rican exits the ring and climbs the top rope. Popick and Trinidad cheer him on. 

COLE
Are we about to see it? Are we about to see a special AngleMania edition of this move? 

COACH
We are! We are! 

PRL is on the top rope. He removes his left elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He points TWO menacing fingers at Dance Dance Dragon, and then sails off the top turnbuckle, doing the “Up yours!” hand gesture in mid-air. Corporate Elbow Drop to a pop! 

COLE
Corporate Elbow Drop! Could this be it? 

COACH
Oh yeah baby! A special AngleMania edition of the Corporate Elbow Drop! He's gonna finish Dragon off this way!

PRL arrogantly covers Dance Dance Dragon by using Dragon's body as a couch. Christopher Daniels makes the count with Tha Puerto Rican counting along. 

ONE! 









TWO! 








THR—NO! ONLY TWO! 

PRL
Damn. 

COLE
The Corporate Elbow Drop wasn't enough that time. 

COACH
That was a slow count. 

COLE
No it wasn't. 

PR picks Dragon up by his mask and applies a sleeperhold on him! 

COACH
This will end it! This. Will. End. It! 

PRL cinches the hold tight. He says something to Dragon while applying the sleeperhold. Christopher Daniels checks on Dragon. The crowd is buzzing. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon might be out of it! 

COACH
How can you tell? He's wearing a mask! 

PRL
ASK HIM IF HE QUITS! ASK HIM! 

Stephen Joseph Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad nod their heads in approval. The crowd comes alive, trying to bring Triple D back into this match. PRL taunts his opponent, laughing manically. Christopher Daniels continues checking on Dragon. 

COLE
This could be it, Coach! 

COACH
Another title in PRL's collection! 

Christopher Daniels raises Triple D's left arm in the air. 

It falls. 

1! 

COACH
Oh boy! Here it comes! 

Tha Puerto Rican smiles evilly. Daniels raises Dragon's left arm in the air again. 

It falls. 

2! 

COACH
PRL's gonna win! PRL's gonna win! PR WILL WIN! 

COLE
It might just happen! 

Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix Trinidad are smiling evilly. The crowd is at a fever pitch. 

COACH
New Women's Champion! New 24/7 Champion! And new X-Division Champion! 4-0 at AngleMania VI! 

Christopher Daniels raises Dance Dance Dragon's left arm in the air again. 

It fal--

NO! IT STAYS UP! 

“YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

COACH
WHAT!?

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon is still alive! He is still in this match! 

Dance Dance Dragon makes a fist! He starts shaking his fists, causing the crowd to cheer even LOUDER! PRL can't believe it! 

COACH
Stop him! Stop him! Stop him, Puerto! 

PRL is going nuts. Dance Dance Dragon gets on his right knee. He then gets to both feet. PRL still has the sleeperhold applied. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon is feeling it! He's making the comeback! 

Dragon elbows PRL in his stomach. He does it again! And again! And again! PRL finally lets go of the sleeperhold! Dance Dance Dragon kicks PRL in his stomach! Dragon then charges towards the ropes, jumps onto the second ring rope, jumps off of it, lands on his feet next to PRL, grabs him, and gives him a reverse DDT! Dance Dance DDT! 

COLE
Dance Dance DDT! The cover! 

1...




2...




KICK OUT! 

Dance Dance Dragon gets right back up. He bounces off the ropes, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then drops a knee onto PRL's forehead! The Strong Style Shuffle! Dragon covers PRL! It gets two. 

COLE
And another two count! Dragon is on offense now, and is making the most of it! 

COACH
Come on PR! Come on! 

Coach's words are the exact same words being spewed by Popick and Félix Trinidad, who are actually now worry for Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd is starting to come to life again. Dragon picks PRL up. By now, ¾ of his facepaint is gone. His hair is matted, and he is breathing hard. The Bemani Bruiser nails The Corporate Champion with right forearms to the face! DDD then whips Tha Puerto Rican into a turnbuckle—NO!--PRL reverses, and Dragon hits the turnbuckle! PRL follows that up with a Stinger Splash! Dragon stumbles out from the turnbuckle, so PRL grabs him and gives him the Lightning Strike! 

COLE
Lightning Strike! PR's version of the Diamond Cutter that he used to win cruiserweight titles in Puerto Rico! Will it win him the X-Division Title tonight? 

1...











2...











3!

PSYCH! 

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

COACH
I thought that was it! 

COLE
It wasn't, Coach! The match still continues! Dance Dance Dragon still has a chance at becoming X-Division Champion tonight at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone! 

PRL is shocked! He yells at Christopher Daniels, but Daniels tells him it was only a two count. PRL curses in Spanish, and then picks Dance Dance Dragon up. Puerto measures him up, and then starts nailing him with Rock-style punches to the temple. PRL gives Dragon an Irish whip into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Dragon ducks the clothesline, bounces off the opposite ropes, and hits PRL with a flying clothesline! The crowd cheers! DDD quickly exits the ring and climbs the ropes. 

COLE
We're gonna see a flying dragon! 

COACH
Move out of the way, Puerto! 

DDD looks at the crowd and gives them a thumbs up. He then stands up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting PRL with a DOUBLE STOMP~! 

COLE
Perfect! 

COACH
That wasn't perfect! 

COLE
That's the name of that move! Perfect! Dance Dance Dragon with a double stomp off the top and now he goes for the cover! 

1! 









2! 







LEFT SHOULDER UP! 

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

COLE
Only a two count! That was only a two count! 

“THAT WAS THREE!”
“THAT WAS THREE!”
“THAT WAS THREE!”
“THAT WAS THREE!”

COLE
And these fans are disappointed with that two count! 

COACH
Hey. It was a fair count. 

COLE
Unfortunately you're right. 

COACH
Go me!

COLE
*Sigh*

Dance Dance Dragon can't believe it. He puts up three fingers, but Christopher Daniels only puts up two. Stephen Joseph Popick nods his head, thankful that the match isn't over yet. “Okay! Okay!” He says. Dragon puts his hands on his mask, and then gets up, PRL still on the mat. 

COACH
Dragon's gonna choke! There's too much pressure for him! He's going to choke! 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon looking to come out on top at his first AngleMania! 

COACH
Not gonna happen! 

COLE
Shut up, Coach! 

Triple D picks Tha Puerto Rican up. After a few punches to the face, The Masked Dance Assassin whips The P.R. Menace into the ropes. P.R. reverses, and when Dragon comes back. 

SPINNNNEEEEEBUSTAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COACH
Okay! Here we go! Here we go! 

The crowd starts booing loudly. PRL power walks around the ring, taunting the fans. He then stands over Dance Dance Dragon...and kicks his right arm onto his chest. 

COACH
AngleMania VI, Toronto, Canada, get ready for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, eh? 

PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and then throws it down onto Dance Dance Dragon's chest. He then does some weird hand signals, stopping to give Dragon the De-Generation X “SUCK IT!” gesture.  P.R. then bounces off the ropes, leaps over Triple D, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. 

COACH
Here it comes! 

PRL stops in his tracks...and starts doing Dance Dance Revolution style dance moves, mocking Dragon. 

COACH
Hey! PRL's not such a bad dancer! Get down! Get down! Get down with your bad self! 

PRL stops dancing. 

THA PUERTO RICAN
BALLIN'~! 

And then drops the IntenseZone Elbow to a pop! 

COLE
Aw geez.

PRL goes for the cover. 

1...







2...








DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD
PHEW! 

COLE
The IntenseZone Elbow did not finish this match! 

COACH
Not even an ANGLEMANIA IntenseZone Elbow!?

COLE
...No.

PRL slaps the mat in frustration. His face is red. Puerto runs his hands through his hair, and then breathes in deep. He calms himself down.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon are giving it their all! They both want to leave AngleMania VI the new X-Division Champion! 

COACH
How is Dance Dance Dragon lasting this long? 

COLE
Because he really is a talented OAOAST Superstar! That's why! 

COACH
Nah. Can't be. 

PRL gets up, sneering at the crowd. 









“THAT'S IT!” 

COLE
And there it is! There's the signal for the Corporate Nightmare!

COACH
Oh boy! He's gonna hit it! PRL's gonna win the tournament! 

Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He kicks Dragon in his stomach--

NO! 

Dragon grabs Puerto's left leg! 

COLE
He blocked it! 

Dance Dance Dragon turns PRL around, grabs him from behind, and lifts him up onto his shoulders, causing the crowd to cheer loudly! 

COLE
He's going for it! He's going for it! The Bemani Buster! The Bemani Buster! 

Triple D parades PRL around the ring, getting ready to hit the Bemani Buster! HOWEVER, Stephen Joseph Popick gets on the ring apron. Popick waves his hands around, getting the referee's attention. And not only him, but Dance Dance Dragon as well. 

COLE
What the--? Oh great! Stephen Joseph Popick is here! That's nice. 

COACH
Yeah. Isn't it? 

Popick yells at Daniels, irritating the crowd. Dragon lets go of PRL, dropping him down to the mat. Both men watch Popick argue with the ref. SJP tries to get into the ring, but is held back by Daniels. 

COLE
What the hell is Popick doing? Why is he trying to get into the ring? 

COACH
I have no clue, Michael! But it must be a good reason! 

COLE
Will Christopher Daniels please get him out of here!? 

Popick enters the ring. He argues with the referee. The crowd is getting hotter by the second, practically BEGGING for Christopher Daniels to do something to Popick. 

COLE
I'd be careful if I was Stephen Joseph right about now.

COACH
Popick ain't afraid of no man! 

Stephen Joseph Popick touches Christopher Daniels. He then shoves  “The Fallen Angel”! The crowd is shocked. 

COACH
Tell him who's boss! 

Daniels can't take this crap anymore. Christopher Daniels kicks Popick in the gut...

“YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!”

...places him in between his legs...

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

...hooks his arms...

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

...and gives Popick the ANGEL WINGS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COACH
WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? 

COLE
Angel Wings! Angel Wings! Stephen Joseph Popick just got knocked out by the referee, Christopher Daniels, with the Angel Wings! 

COACH
How could he do that!? That was an abuse of power! 

COLE
Hey, Popick provoked him! 

COACH
Doesn't matter! HE SHOULDN'T DO THAT! 

Popick is out cold, his glasses knocked off his head. Christopher Daniels picks the comatose Popick up, and throws him over to the top rope and onto the floor! Popick hits the floor with a sickening thud! The crowd cheers louder! 

COACH
OH NO! 

COLE
Stephen Joseph Popick is out of this match, and it is all thanks to Christopher Daniels! 

COACH
I don't believe it! 

And neither can Félix “Tito” Trinidad, who stands there next to Popick with his jaw wide open. Daniels scolds Popick, even though he's unconscious, telling him to stay out of the ring. As he does this, PRL decides this is the perfect time to attack, hitting Dance Dance Dragon with a front dropkick! This sends Dragon right into Christopher Daniels, which causes him to fall out of the ring and onto the floor with a sickening thud! 

COLE
Oh no! Christopher Daniels has been knocked out of the ring! 

Daniels lies face down on the protective mats on the outside. The crowd boos. 

COLE
And he ain't moving. 

COACH
Serves him right for what he did to Popick! 

COLE
The referee is down! But PRL and Triple D are up on their feet! 

Indeed, PRL is up and so is Dragon. The Corporate One attacks DDD with Rock-style punches to the temple, and then whips him into the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline, but Dragon ducks, stops in his tracks, and grabs PRL, lifting him up onto his shoulders! 

BEMANI BUSTAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Bemani Buster! Bemani Buster! The improbable run will continue! Dance Dance Dragon is going to do the impossible! 

COACH
OH NO! OH NO! 

The crowd, all 67,000-plus, is going nuts! Dance Dance Dragon covers Tha Puerto Rican, but then realizes that Christopher Daniels is still knocked out on the outside. That doesn't stop the crowd from shouting, “1! 2! 3!” though. Dragon is disappointed when he sees Daniels still on the outside. 

COLE
Dragon has the pin! But Christopher Daniels is not here! 

COACH
And it's all Dragon's fault too! 

COLE
What? PRL kicked Dragon right into Daniels, you idiot! 

COACH
But Dragon is the one who made contact with Daniels, so therefore it's his fault! 

COLE
Oh come on! 

Dragon doesn't know what to do. He gets up and looks around. The only person still moving other than Dragon is Félix Trinidad, who is rooting for PRL to get up. Then, the crowd turns their attention to the entrance. 

COACH
Here comes the calvary! 

Cuban Wall enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Dance Dance Dragon ducks the clothesline, and starts beating on Cuban Wall! 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon beating up the new 24/7 Champion! 

Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and Dance Dance Dragon immediately starts beating him up! 

COLE
Dragon's taking care of Mr. Boricua now! 

COACH
Get him! Get him! 

The punches stagger the big man, but don't cause him to fall. They do take him to the ropes, however. DDD takes turns beating on Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. But then, Vitamin X enters the ring and goes SPEARS~! Dragon! 

COACH
BOO-YAH~! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Vitamin X gets on top of Dragon, and starts hammering him with lefts and rights! 

COACH
Get him X-Man! Get him! 

COLE
The X-Man dominating Dance Dance Dragon right about now! 

COACH
Just like he dominated Caboose and Some Guy earlier tonight! 

VX picks Dance Dance Dragon up and whips him into the ropes. Dragon reverses, and holds on! OSAKA STREET CUTTER! 

COLE
Down goes Prince Vitamin! 

The crowd is going crazy! DDD kicks Vitamin X out of the ring to the crowd's delight! He then goes back to work on Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. 

COLE
Stephen Joseph Popick is down! Vitamin X is down! Tha Puerto Rican is down! And Christopher Daniels is down! 

COACH
This is chaos! Whose gonna become the X-Division Champion!?!?!

Princess Stacey comes out to check on Vitamin X on the outside. Thomas Rodriguez comes out, but then changes his mind at the last second to enter the ring. 

COLE
Thomas wants to stay behind! 

COACH
Thomas, I know you're a referee and not a wrestler, but for Godsakes man, get in there and help your boss! 

COLE
He's a real coward, isn't he? 

COACH
Oh hush up, Cole! 

The Bone Thug comes out, and he's about to enter the ring when Félix Trinidad stops him. Trinidad whispers something in Bone Thug's left ear, bringing a smile to his face. He then reaches into his left breast pocket and pulls out something which he gives to Bone Thug. 

COLE
This is total chaos! Almost all The Lightning Crew is at ringside! PRL is knocked out! So is Stephen Joseph Popick! And so is the referee Christopher Daniels! “The Fallen Angel” is out cold! Only Félix “Tito” Trinidad and Dance Dance Dragon are on their feet! 

COACH
The Bone Thug is on his feet too! Look! 

The Bone Thug nods his head at Trinidad, and then slides into the ring. He pulls out...a slapjack! Which he uses on Triple D, knocking him down from behind! 

COLE
Oh! What a shot! It's—it's a slapjack! Bone Thug has just hit Dance Dance Dragon with a slapjack! 

COACH
A slapjack given to him by Félix Trinidad! Who knew he had that with him!?

COLE
I don't think anyone did! ESPECIALLY Dance Dance Dragon! 

DDD is down on the mat! The crowd is shocked at what they've just seen. The Bone Thug starts stomping on Dragon, and soon, Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall join in. The crowd boos even louder! 

COLE
And now this! A beatdown on Dance Dance Dragon! As though he needed this! 

COACH
He does Michael! 

COLE
But I thought PRL could beat Dragon with one arm tied behind his back! 

COACH
................

COLE
That shut you up. 

Trinidad nods his head in approval of this beatdown. While Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and The Bone Thug beat down Dragon, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey enter the ring and try to wake PRL up. 

COACH
I would love to be woken up by those two. 

Lindsay and Stacey help PRL up to his feet. PRL is dazed and confused. His facepaint is all gone. His eyes are glazed over. 

COACH
THE CHAMP IS UP~! 

COLE
Oh please. 

Tha Puerto Rican is able to shake the cobwebs out of his head. Lindsay and Stacey hold PRL up as he gets his head back into this match. When they ask if he is fine, PRL nods his head. Meanwhile, Dance Dance Dragon is knocked out from the beatdown. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon has been beaten to dust! He is out of this match! 

COACH
Yes! 

PRL receives a kiss from Lindsay and then a kiss from Stacey, and then walks over to where Dance Dance Dragon is. PRL tells Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and The Bone Thug to stop kicking DDD. The Bone Thug puts the slapjack inside his left pocket. Mr. Boricua is still kicking Triple D even after PRL tells them to stop, so Cuban Wall yells and Mr. Boricua finally stops. PRL applauds his men on a job well done, which causes Mr. Boricua to smile like an idiot. 

PRL
I've got this now! 

Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, and Princess Stacey leave the ring. PRL picks Dance Dance Dragon up. With a sneer etched on his face, The Corporate Champion has only two words to say to Dance Dance Dragon. 

“Fuck. You.”

KICK WHAM CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

COLE
Corporate Nightmare! The Corporate Nightmare! And Dance Dance Dragon is OUT! 

COACH
YES! YES! YES! COVER HIM! COVER HIM! COVER HIM! 

And yes, Tha Puerto Rican covers Dance Dance Dragon, hooking his left leg. The crowd starts booing. PRL orders for someone to throw Christopher Daniels back into the ring. 

COLE
Oh no! Oh no! Don't tell me! Please don't! It's not going to end this way! No way! 

Cuban Wall grabs the unconscious Fallen Angel and throws him back into the ring. The booing gets louder. 

COLE
No! Stop this! Stop this! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP THIS! 

Christopher Daniels slowly crawls over to where PRL and DDD are. The Lightning Crew and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are on the outside cheering. Stephen Joseph Popick is still knocked out.

COACH
They're gonna do it! HE'S gonna do it! 

COLE
You were right the first time, Coach! The Lightning Crew is responsible for this! And now, they are about three seconds away from giving Tha Puerto Rican ANOTHER title in the OAOAST! 

Christopher Daniels gets to where PRL and Dragon are, with PRL nodding his head. 

COACH
Here it comes! HERE IT COMES! 

“The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican still has Dance Dance Dragon covered, hooking his left leg. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Mr. Boricua, Princess Stacey, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, Thomas Rodriguez, and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are already going nuts. Stephen Joseph Popick is still knocked out. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels makes the count, with the crowd shocked. 

1...








2...










2 ½

COLE
Please kick out, Dragon! Please kick out! 







2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999







COACH
Yes.





3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COACH
YES! YES! YES!

*DING DING DING* (20:00)

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
The tournament is over! We've got a new X-Division Champion! 

“Know Your Role '99” begins playing. PRL raises his hands in victory, while the crowd sits shocked. The Lightning Crew and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are going crazy. Dance Dance Dragon is breathing hard and holding his head in pain. 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion...”The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

Christopher Daniels raises PRL's hands in victory. PR laughs manically. 

COLE
After a two month wait, we have a X-Division Champion here in the OAOAST! And that man is “The Corporate Champion”! 

COACH
Yes! PRL has another title in his resume! The CORPORATE X-Division Champion! What a night! The Lightning Crew has added another title tonight at AngleMania VI! 

COLE
Under controversial circumstances, PRL has won the title! And now, the X-Division Title is vacant no more! PRL has won the OAOAST X-Division Championship for the first time in his career!

PRL is sitting up when Christopher Daniels hands PRL over the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt. He then leaves the ring. PRL looks at his newly won title and smiles evilly. He then raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head, drawing boos. The Lightning Crew and Félix Trinidad applaud.

COACH
This will be a night The Lightning Crew will never forget! Three Lightning Crew members now hold titles in the OAOAST! That's the first time that's ever happened! The Lightning Crew is bigger and stronger and better than ever!

Tha Puerto Rican stands up and continues raising the OAOAST X-Division Championship over his head. PR, despite being fatigued, still has enough energy to run his mouth and taunt the fans as he parades around the ring with his newly won belt. Triple D is still on the mat, knocked out.

COLE
The miracle run of Dance Dance Dragon has come up short tonight at AngleMania VI! PRL has managed to stop the amazing streak Dance Dance Dragon was on these past few months, even if he did it under suspicious circumstances! Tha Puerto Rican can now add the X-Division Title to his already impressive career! 

PRL points to the belt and says, “That's mine now! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” He then orders The Lightning Crew to enter the ring. They do so. PRL then gives them directions. 

COLE
What's he doing now? 

COACH
Something good I bet. 

COLE
I doubt it. 

PRL looks at The Lightning Crew as “Know Your Role '99” dies down. PRL nods his head...and The Lightning Crew start doing a beatdown on Dance Dance Dragon! 

COLE
Oh come on! That's enough! Didn't he already go through enough abuse during the match!?

COACH
This beatdown is for all the trouble Dance Dance Dragon gave Tha Puerto Rican during the match! It's payback time! Oh yeah! 

COLE
That's enough! Somebody stop this! 

A LOUD “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up. Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, and even Thomas Rodriguez put the boots to Dance Dance Dragon while PRL directs traffic. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey cheer them on. 

COLE
The Lightning Crew are capping off their historic night with THIS! Another beatdown! 

COACH
It's one of the things they do best! 

COLE
Well what else do they do best? 

COACH
Win titles, that's what! BOO-YES! 

The LC continue their beatdown. PRL even gets a few shots in. Dance Dance Dragon is now a quivering bowl full of jelly. He lies in the fetal position as The Lightning Crew continue laying the boots on him! 

COLE
This is pathetic! The Lightning Crew is on top of the world. They don't need to do this!

COACH
You're right. But they do it because it's fun! Welcome to the big time Dance Dance Dragon! 

PRL tells Félix Trinidad to come into the ring. Trinidad is surprised by this, but he eventually enters the ring. 

COLE
Here comes Félix Trinidad, he's in the ring. He played a HUGE part in PRL's victory tonight. 

COACH
He did. But it wasn't entirely his fault. With the whole world watching, Dance Dance Dragon CHOKED on the big stage! 

COLE
Coach, that's not true! Dance Dance Dragon proved he deserved to be here in the OAOAST tonight at AngleMania VI! He damn near won the Title! 

COACH
But he didn't win, and that's all that matters! Besides, Dance Dance Dragon surprised PRL all match! THAT'S why he did so good! If PRL was better prepared, he would have won it in a cake walk! 

COLE
Now that's just bull, Coach! It's bull!

COACH
No, it's the truth, Ruth! 

Félix “Tito” Trinidad has entered the ring. PRL tells Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua to pick Dance Dance Dragon up. They do so. PRL orders them to throw Triple D to him. They do so. PRL holds the unconscious DDD up and offers Trinidad a shot. P.R.L. nods his head fast, telling Trinidad to “Hit him right in the kisser!” 

COACH
Now Trinidad wants some! 

COLE
He wants to add insult to injury! 

Trinidad has an evil smile on his face as he gets ready. He spits in his hands and then rubs them together. He then cracks his knuckles. Félix Trinidad winds up, a big evil grin on his face, and then charges forward, hitting Dance Dance Dragon right in the face with a WICKED left hook! PRL lets Dance Dance Dragon drop to the mat! The Lightning Crew all laugh manically while the crowd boos! 

COACH
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Did you see that? Félix Trinidad just knocked out Dance Dance Dragon with that WICKED left hook! The same left hook that has won him countless matches and numerous titles! 35 of his 42 wins were by knockout, and Dance Dance Dragon just found out why right now! 

Trinidad smiles and poses, receiving boos. PRL high fives Trinidad and then raises his hands. PRL laughs at Dragon's misery. 

COACH
I love this night! I absolutely love it! This is the best AngleMania EVER! 

Félix Trinidad stands over the fallen Triple D and talks trash to him, all in Spanish. He then slaps him across his (mask)face several times, further irritating the crowd! 

COLE
Félix Trinidad is paint-brushing Dance Dance Dragon! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican is the new X-Division Champion, with a little help from his friends! 

COACH
Aren't his friends great?

“Know Your Role '99” starts playing again. PRL high fives Trinidad again, and then brings him in for a hug. PRL slings the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his right shoulder as he leaves the ring, smiling evilly. The rest of The Lightning Crew follow him. 

COLE
Well, after 2 months, we've gone from 16 men to only one. Tha Puerto Rican is now on top of the OAOAST X-Division! And you can bet he will have a lot of men gunning for him! 

COACH
You wish you could have men gunning after you. 

COLE
Yes. :(

PRL meets up with Popick outside the ring. PRL and Popick chat. Popick is holding his head, still feeling the effects of the Angel Wings. He is also holding PRL's black spray-painted briefcase. PRL laughs at something Popick said. Tha Puerto Rican then talks to Cuban Wall. Wall shows off his newly won OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt. PRL shows off his newly won OAOAST X-Division Championship belt. Both men laugh evilly, and then PRL jumps onto Cuban Wall's shoulders. PRL raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head with an evil smile on his face while Cuban Wall raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt in the air at the same time. Garbage is thrown in their direction. 

COACH
Two great champions! Cuban Wall is going to do the 24/7 Championship proud! And PRL will make the X-Division Title his own, just like he made the 24/7 Title his own! 4 victories for The Lightning Crew tonight! I love it! 

The Lightning Crew, Félix “Tito” Trinidad, and Stephen Joseph Popick get onto a ring cart. The ring cart takes them to the entrance. PRL, Cuban Wall, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez raise their titles in the air while the rest of The Lightning Crew, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix Trinidad cheer. The crowd boos as “Know Your Role '99” continues playing. The ring cart stops short of the entrance so that everybody in the cart and come out and pose. Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez all stand together and raise their respective belts in the air while smiling evilly in a photo op.

COACH
4-0! I can't believe it! I mean, I knew it was going to happen, but still, I don't believe it! Way to go Lightning Crew! You know I'll always have your back! 

COLE
What a historic night for The Lightning Crew, quite possibly the greatest night in their history! New OAOAST Women's Champion Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez! New OAOAST 24/7 Champion Cuban Wall! Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug defeated two OAOAST Originals in Caboose and Some Guy! And of course, the new OAOAST X-Division Champion “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican! The Lightning Crew dominates at AngleMania!

At the entrance, The Lightning Crew, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are still celebrating. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while holding the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt with his left hand. He smiles evilly. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez also smiles evilly as she raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt with her left hand. Cuban Wall raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his head. The Bone Thug plays to the crowd on one side of the Toronto SkyDome, while Thomas Rodriguez plays to the crowd on the other side. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle while laughing evilly. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and cracks his knuckles. Princess Stacey applauds The Lightning Crew. Félix “Tito” Trinidad poses for the crowd, while Stephen Joseph Popick just holds his head with his left hand, and Tha Puerto Rican's black spray-painted briefcase with his right hand. All of this while “Know Your Role '99” has to start playing again. This is the last image we see before the camera fades to black. 

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