HD: PRL promo

[King Cucaracha 0]

COLE
Standing by, Josh Matthews is with our new X-Division Champion. Take it away Josh...

The camera cuts to the HeldDOWN~! interview area where Josh "J. Math" Matthews is joined by both "The Corporate Champion" and now also the OAOAST X-Division Champion, Tha Puerto Rican, plus his soon to be better half, the new OAOAST Women's Champion Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL grins away to himself with his arm around Lindsay's shoulders, both wearing their respective belts proudly over their shoulders.

MATTHEWS
PR, just under two weeks ago at AngleMania, The Lightning Crew had one heck of a night, capturing three championships and gaining another big victory in the 3 on 2 Handicap Match. Tonight The Lightning Crew could add to your recent success even better as Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua challenge for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships... it's fair to say, it's a good time to be Tha Puerto Rican right now.

PRL
It's ALWAYS a good time to be Tha Puerto Rican Josh Matthews! You're darn right The Lightning Crew had a heck of a night at AngleMania. We stole the show. We dominated. We OWNED AngleMania VI! Infact, henceforth, I believe that AngleMania VI should no longer be referred to as 'Etched In Stone'. It should be referred to from now on as The Corporate AngleMania! The X-Man slayed the OAOAST legends. Cuban Wall, he took the 24/7 Championship that I made so famous. My beautiful fiancee, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, soon to be Mrs. Lindsay Puerto Rican, the Women's Champion of the entire WORLD! And of course yours truly, Tha Puerto Rican, The Corporate Champion, the new X-Division Champion after beating The Dance Dance Dragon's Dance Dancing Candy Ass all over Skydome, Tor-on-TO! It was a glorious night Josh Matthews. It was a LONG, glorious night.

PRL and Lindsay giggle, the innuendo apparantly flying right over Josh Matthews' well-groomed head.

PRL
And last week I gave my men time off to continue the celebrations. I hear the OAOAST had a little 5th Anniversary celebration. Well, The Lightning Crew had their own 5th Anniversary Party, to celebrate OUR contributions to the OAOAST. Because let's face it, the OAOAST in the past five years would have been nothing... and I mean NOTHING without The Lightning Crew, now would it Josh?

MATTHEWS
It would have been... different.

PRL
Exactly! And what a way to start the next five years of the OAOAST, with The Lightning Crew holding all the go...

Scowling, Tha Puerto Rican suddenly begins to trail off as he glares off into the distance. Lindsay folds her arms and it's clear there's an unwelcome guest intruding on their interview, all eyes turning to DANCE DANCE DRAGON as he walks into shot. After the anger at being interrupted subsides, PRL just laughs derisively at The Masked Dance Assassin as he stands and stares at him.

PRL
Well, if it isn't the Dance Dance Dumbass! HAHAHA! That's a good one, I oughta write that down. Anyway, what's the matter Dragon, didn't you get enough of a beating at AngleMania?

Dragon does the 'Running Man' to display the fact he's in good condition.

PRL
That's real cute. You know, with moves like that, it's no wonder you hide your face behind that stupid mask. So, what? If you've got something to say to Tha Puerto Rican then spit it out but if not, get out of my sight...

Dragon points to PRL's X-Division Champion, causing PRL to scoff at him.

PRL
Oh, I see. I see what this is. You wanna go ONE... on ONE... with Tha Puerto Rican, one more time? HA! Listen, just because Hack Malibu's getting a second chance after his failure at AngleMania doesn't mean it's open season on rematches around here buddy! You don't deserve a shot at this X-Division Title. You're an embarrassment. Look at you. Look at yourself. You're nothing! A nobody with a dumb mask and a ridiculous name. It was a complete fluke that you got to that X-Division Tournament Final at all. Infact, it was a joke. A joke that you of all people faced Tha Puerto Rican on the grandest stage of them all! Well, the joke is over. Tha Puerto Rican dealt with you with short shrift at AngleMania and now he is the X-Division Champion...

Suddenly, Lindsay whispers something into PRL's ear. A smile forms on PRL's face and he nods in agreement as he turns back to Dragon.

PRL
I'll tell ya what Dragon, I'm a generous man. So if you want another beating from Tha Puerto Rican, who am I to say no? You'll get your chance tonight. But it WON'T be for my X-Division Championship! You go into that OAOAST locker room and you find yourself a partner. You find anyone blind, dumb, deaf or desperate enough to team with you tonight and you meet me and my Lightning Crew partner in that ring and we'll have ourselves a Tag Team Match later on. How's about that? You think you can find anyone?

After throwing out a few Michael Jackson inspired steps, Dragon comes out of it telling PRL to 'talk to the hand', causing Tha Puerto Rican's eyes to bug out a little. Dragon then shuffles off as PRL and Lindsay look at each other in confusion.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican and one of his Lightning Crew members to take on Dance Dance Dragon and a partner of his choosing, later on tonight here on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!