Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 (edited) We cut to "Mean" Gene Okerlund at our backstage interview location. Next to him, already dressed to compete, the Beverly Hills Blonds and their manager, Enterprise CFO Mackenzie DeCenzo. OKERLUND Still to come, the over-the-top rope battle royal for the One & Only Anglesault Thread World tag team championship. But it's another championship my guests at this time wish to discuss, that being the 6-man title held by the awesome trio of Brock Ausstin and America's Team. SIMON Cowards! OKERLUND You see, one week ago on this very program Theodore Moneymaker all but guaranteed his Enterprise would capture the 6-man tag titles tonight. However-- BLANCHARD Let's cut straight to the chase, son. Brock Ausstin and America's Team are afraid to step in the ring with the Enterprise, just as we've always said they were. The only reason those belts are still around their waist is because they took advantage of CPA's inexperience the last time we met. He's not a trained wrestler; he's an ass-kicker. Ausstin and the A-team shook in their boots for a week knowing CW was going to be our third man. So when the opportunity presented itself to postpone the match, or a 'clerical error' as the company is saying, you bet your bottom dollar they jumped at the chance to do so. Like they couldn't pull double duty? I have a funny feeling that if the roles were reversed the OAOAST would have us compete twice in one night. Then again, I wouldn't blame them. Any excuse to put the hottest tag team in sports entertainment on the tube = ratings. OKERLUND Anytime you can give the fans more bang for their buck, I'm all for it. Despite your attitudes, there's no denying you're two of the best wrestlers in the sport today. BLANCHARD What? OKERLUND I said they're two of the best wrestlers in the sport today. SINGLETON You're lucky we don't sure you for defamation of character. Get with the times, gramps. Wrestlers are rednecks with two front teeth. The Beverly Hills Blonds are cool and tanned sports entertainers. We're the guys everyone wishes they can be, but aren't. Take the teams involved in tonight's battle royal. I mean, the Heavenly Rockers? We beat them so bad in the past we nearly ran them out of town. What about the Lone Star Gunslingers? Now there are some real rednecks. And who can forget America's Team? They may have chickened out of our 6-man tag match, but they won't be able to escape us in the battle royal. OKERLUND Mackenzie? MACKENZIE They say diamonds are a girl's best friend. But honey, I'm no girl... I'm [I]all[/I] woman, and this woman desires championship gold. BLANCHARD And you're gonna get some tonight, sweetheart. The Beverly Hills Blonds were the first 3-time OAOAST World tag team champions, and we'll be the first 4-time titleholders too. You can deposit that in the bank. A familiar voice is heard from the shadows, though the person isn't seen. MAN (Off-screen) It might not be solid gold, but it's a championship. OKERLUND Hold on just a minute. Outfitted in a red Hawaiian shirt and stroking his trademark 70's porno mustache, Rico walks on set with Lucius at his side and newly won HI-YAH tag team titles draped across their shoulders. The duo pause to observe Mackenzie. An attention whore, Mackie plays to the men, which nearly sends Soul into cardiac arrest. SINGLETON "Sweet" Lucius Soul and Rico de Janerio, the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew! I gotta ask how it feels to have championship... silver around your waists, or shoulders in this case? SOUL (licking chops) About as 'ol Mackie here looks Gene-O... mighty fine. RICO Speaking of fine, babe alert at 8:37. Heads and camera turn to find HOLLY-WOOD grabbing some munchies for the absent Heavenly Rockers, cup in hand. BLANCHARD Oh, hell no! Sloppy seconds and the wrath of Logan Mann? You don't want any of that. Been there and done that. SOUL Yo, I ain't hatin', but we don't need no advice on the ladies there brah. Excuse us, ladies and gents. I gots'a funky feelin' the Homewrecking Crew has found its latest woman to liberate and lubricate. SINGLETON Let's get the hell outta here. I got a bad feeling about this. The Blonds dodge out of town while Rico and Soul scroll over to Holly. RICO Hey, doll face... (strokes ’stache) ... you must be exhausted because you've been running through my mind all night. HOLLY Excuse me? RICO Allow me to introduce myself... and perhaps later expose myself. The name's Rico de Janerio. Pleased to make your acquaintance. (extends hand) HOLLY And I'll be pleased the second you leave. RICO Ooh, feisty AND a sense of humor. My kinda lad-aay. Anyway, how 'bout... HOLLY Uh, HELLO! Ring on finger. Holly-Wood points to the sparkling wedding ring on her hand, causing Soul to wipe a smirk from his face. SOUL Hey that's cool, baby. All adds to the excitement. HOLLY Who the hell are you? SOUL Sweetness himself, sugar. "Sweet" Lucius Soul to be exact. HOLLY Nice nickname. Is that supposed to impress me? SOUL You know, Rico, I'm startin' to get a little tired of this 'forbidden fruit' act. What the deal, sweet thing? I know it ain't no race thing because you the property of Logan... HOLLY I'm no one's property. Logan's my husband. And if you don't leave me alone, you'll have to answer to him. Once I'm through kicking your asses, that is. RICO Come on, baby. Doesn't everyone want a little fun in their lives? Your old man seems to think so, otherwise he wouldn't have planted one of that foxy Nerdly chicá at AngleMania! Seems to ol' Rico here, he's getting bored playing Ozzie and Harriet. The comment strikes a nerve with Holly, pausing in deep thought, clutching the cup in her hand... SOUL (whispering to Rico) Awwww yeah. I'm ready to wreck that chick. ...before TOSSING IT IN RICO'S FACE!! RICO :firedevil: With the brown colored beverage trickling down his face, Rico takes a step forward... but is cut off by the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS!? SOUL What d'you fools want? JOCK For you two fellahs to leave this dame alone and head on back to where it is you came from. Lucius glances at the camera and then back at Jock, who along with Baron escort Holly back to her dressing room. SOUL Oh, no you didn't. OH, NO you didn't! I got yo punk ass on video uttering a racist remark. I ain't havin' that! Nah, it jus ain't goin' DOWN like that foo'! I'm'a have Al Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson on yo ass! Gene-O, quit standing around. You here saw that. Collaborate my story. OKERLUND There was nothing racist about his remark at all! He simply asked you and Rico to leave Holly alone! SOUL Man, I shouldn't have expected you to help a brother out. (looks at Rico) Somebody get a burn unit out here! Can't a brother get some EMTs up in this place!? My man could be scarred! The women wouldn't like that... yo, Rico, you ain't screaming or nothin', bro. Don't it burn? RICO It should, shouldn't it? Rico runs his tongue across his now brown porn 'stache. RICO Chocolate milk. SOUL Say what? RICO Chocolate milk. She threw chocolate milk in my face. SOUL :O DAYYUM!, the girl even prefers her milk brown! I'm down with that! RICO Let's get out of here. I gotta change my shirt. But it damn sure ain't the last of this. Edited April 19, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
