King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Obviously, this needs to go before Cuban Wall vs. Zack Malibu. Thank you. Cut backstage to the Lightning Crew locker room, now being vacated by The Cuban Wall! COLE And coming up next on HeldDOWN~!, Cuban Wall to take o... *CRACK!* COLE ...what the hell!? Suddenly the moody 'Coming Up Next' music screeches to a halt as a steel chair slams across Cuban Wall's left shoulder, at the hands of JAMIE O'HARA!! The 24/7 Champion, caught completely off-guard by the sneak attack, collapses back into the wall behind him as O'Hara retrieves the chair that flew out of his hands from the force of it rebounding off of Wall's body! COACH What the hell is this!? Wall's got a match! COLE Damn right he's got a match, he's got his first title defence, right here and right now! Cuban Wall learning what it's like to be the 24/7 Champion! O'Hara stalks over Cuban Wall as he angrily shakes off the unexpected chairshot and pulls himself away from the wall. The LA wall. Wall, the human one (man, too many walls! And now I just broke the fourth wall! AAAHHH!) , turns around in search of where the attack is coming from... *CRACK!* ...and FINDS IT, in the form of another chairshot, right over the head! Wall goes down from the second shot and quickly O'Hara dives on top of the 24/7 Champion, as referee Charles Robinson scrambles into view... "ONE!" "TWO!" Kickout by Wall! Regaining control of the chair again, O'Hara again waits on Wall to get back up... O'HARA C'MON GEEZ', GEDDUP YA OVERSIZED BASTARD! ...before swinging down with the chair... *CLANG!* ...and getting it PUNCHED clean out of his hands by the 24/7 Champion! O'Hara is understandably surprised by that and doesn't react in time to block the knee to the gut that follows, as Wall climbs back to his feet. Shaking his head clear of cobwebs, Wall then grabs O'Hara behind the head... AND PITCHES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE WALL!! Unfortunately for The Birmingham Bad Boy, The Staples Center doesn't consist of those flimsy walls you can get thrown clean through. They're hard. And they hurt. O'Hara slides down the wall with his flesh screeching down the paintwork, ending up slumped against the wall and seeings stars. Growling under his breath, Cuban Wall now grabs the chair... *CLANG!* ...and simply TOSSES the chair at O'Hara's head, the steel impliment bouncing off of O'Hara skull and coming to a rest at his side. Having finally gained his bearings in this unexpected 24/7 Title match, Wall finally afford himself a sneer as he looks down at the Brit. WALL Nice try kid. And with that Wall strolls off, leaving the dazed Birmingham Bad Boy slumped against the wall. COLE ...uhm, Cuban Wall on the way to the ring! Hopefully, this time. COACH And he's still the 24/7 Champion! A fine title defence! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
