Aborted Thread Dumping Ground

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Title: Remember when, in Oldboy, the guy found out he'd been fucking his daughter?

Body: How do you suppose that fit into the VT killer's manifesto.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

I've always considered doing a thread like this.

[Matt Young 0]

Title: "Guess What Is In The Above Poster's Asshole"

Body: Besides poo LOL2007

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Title: Shocking new photo of Virginia Tech killer surfaces

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Basically, I'm getting soft in my old age, what with second guessing and not going through with my potentially offensive thread ideas.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

[Art Sandusky 0]

Good post, Inc.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Tonight I lied to my coworkers and told them that the Virginia Tech thing was entering my limited pantheon of Stuff I Will Never Make Fun Of, which also includes cancer and September 11. Really it's just cancer; 9/11's ship sailed years ago, and I'll probably be an asshole about this within a year or so, maybe in time for the VT game this football season.

 

I once thought about making a thread tangentially related to Weezer every week just to see if Czech would set himself on fire, but that was way too long term an effort.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

There are a ton of Vick jokes to do with VT..Ive heard a few already..

[Dobbs 3K 0]

"My real feelings on Muslims..."

 

I laughed at the "upgraded" picture. Does that make me a bad person?

[JHawk 0]

"Which Golden Girl was the hottest?"

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts.

Maybe a thread like Songs You Appreciate Infinitely More When Drunk and at a Party. In the 7th or so post, I'd say something about how this one time "Say It Ain't So" came on at 2 in the morning, and...

 

Or Oh God, the 90s Were Eight Years Ago, talking about how I feel old and which music has held up and why. The endstage of all this would probably be a bunch of posts in all-caps like SHIMMERING POWER-POP, all in one big blitz like one of those Pavlovian training sessions in Clockwork Orange.

[The Niggardly King 0]

You're ALL-MEATHEAD NFL Team.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

Example? That actually seems like a pretty fascinating way to drive me nuts.

Maybe a thread like Songs You Appreciate Infinitely More When Drunk and at a Party. In the 7th or so post, I'd say something about how this one time "Say It Ain't So" came on at 2 in the morning, and...

 

Or Oh God, the 90s Were Eight Years Ago, talking about how I feel old and which music has held up and why. The endstage of all this would probably be a bunch of posts in all-caps like SHIMMERING POWER-POP, all in one big blitz like one of those Pavlovian training sessions in Clockwork Orange.

Awesome. You never should've aborted that. You always know just which buttons to push.

[Copper Feel 0]

When I first started posting here I wanted to create a thread with the title "Hey *poster name* you gay ho" and content that read "the reason I called the police is because you're fat", to this day I have no idea why.

 

Well I do, because I was 13, but still.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I nearly made a thread once called "Federal Agents Mad/'cause I'm flagrant" in CE about the NYPD and other law enforcement agencies tracking people who belong to protest groups.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

I was gonna start a thread about sandal tan. I've got some baaaad sandal tan right now.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

I nearly made a thread once called "Federal Agents Mad/'cause I'm flagrant" in CE about the NYPD and other law enforcement agencies tracking people who belong to protest groups.

 

I was thinking about "Tapped my cell/and the phone in the basement" for the NSA Wiretapping thread.

 

Well, I wish I was.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Tonight I lied to my coworkers and told them that the Virginia Tech thing was entering my limited pantheon of Stuff I Will Never Make Fun Of, which also includes cancer and September 11. Really it's just cancer; 9/11's ship sailed years ago, and I'll probably be an asshole about this within a year or so, maybe in time for the VT game this football season.

 

I was at dinner with fiancee and another couple (that I don't know very well) last night. I was talking about how I was teaching about the Holocaust. They asked what I was doing to teach it and I, without thinking, started joking about how I was going to have my classes do a Holocaust Idol TV show. Luckily, they liked tasteless humor.

 

 

 

 

I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

You live in that world already, smitty. You just gotta embrace it.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke.

"AIDS is now funny!"

[Guest Vitamin X]

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Roger Ebert's greatest masterpiece

 

Seriously, a great fucking movie. Just entertaining to watch. Unfortunately, there's no room in the movies folder for indie/cult/foreign films, only horror and mass-produced pap. Oh, and really obsessive TV shows, apparently.

 

Not that I'm any less guilty in participating in those other threads, but it could use some spicing up.

[Dandy 0]

I one day wish to live in a world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke.

 

 

Not an AIDS joke, but I have a bunch of jokes I call party stoppers. Here's one:

 

 

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Cancer."

[EL BRUJ0 0]

...ahem...

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Vitamin X isn't Incandenza, though.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Oh, but how I wish!

[k thx 0]

I was going to do a TSM comics thread, with cartoon strips photoshopped to refer to TSM posters. I did one based on the boards infatuation with Leena, then lost motivation.

 

I'll do it one day and it will be awesome.