Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2007 *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and on opposite sides of the ring, it's opposite stories really. On the one side, it seems like Caboose, Zack, O'Hara and Bohemoth are all more than happy to elect themselves to start the match. On the other? Well, let's just say everybody apart from Cuban Wall is already on the apron. Upon seeing Wall ready to go, O'Hara shoo's everyone else onto the apron. Which doesn't go down too well with Bohemoth, who points the Birmingham Bad Boy to the apron himself and glares down at him until O'Hara begrudgingly does exit, mumbling to himself as he shrugs past Bo. COLE If Bohemoth says he wants to start, if I'm... well anybody really, Bo is starting. So, it will be Bohemoth and Cuban Wall to kick it off here, the current and former 24/7 Champions. Bohemoth and Wall go nose to nose in the centre of the ring, before suddenly locking horns like two bulls, collar and elbow tie-up. The two bigmen jockey for position for a few seconds before breaking with neither gaining an advantage. So, they try again. Again the two men battle for supremacy over the collar and elbow lock-up, taking each other into a neutral corner. Wall is backed up against the buckles and the referee calls for a clean break. Bohemoth seems willing to oblige, but Cuban Wall shows typical disrespect for the rules as he throws a right hand...DUCKED! Bohemoth ducks the punch and as Wall turns around, he takes a right from Bo! Another! Another! And another, Bohemoth fighting his way out of the neutral corner and creating room to hit the ropes. With a full head of steam, Bo comes flying back with a shoulder tackle, which actually knocks the 24/7 Champion off his feet! COLE Bohemoth, all impact, all the time. And uh-oh... Suddenly, after hitting that shoulder block, Bohemoth is no longer interested in the man who took his 24/7 Title. Instead Bo's eyes lock on PRL, pointing a menacing finger at the X-Division Champion and making his way over to The Lightning Crew corner! Understandably, PRL freaks out and bails off the apron... ...just as Wall sneaks up on Bo and clubs him down from behind with a double axehandle! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE A bit of a loss of focus from the usual ice-cool Meterosexual Monster. And he paid for it right there. Wall clubs Bohemoth a couple more times as PRL continues to hang on the outside. Unaffected by all this, Wall sends Bohemoth off the ropes and knocks him down with a Big Boot, dropping down looking for the quick cover... 1... 2... Kickout. "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" The crowd waste no time getting on Tha Puerto Rican's back now that he's at their level, Vitamin X turning around to protest with his Lightning Crew leader. Pulling Bohemoth up to his feet meanwhile, Wall again looks for an irish whip. However, a reversal causes PRL to hesitate over re-taking his position on the apron, as Bo first misses with a clothesline, but on the second attempt he meets Cuban Wall coming off the ropes, dropping him with a big Size 16 to the face! COLE Big, big Yakuza Kick! COACH That's kinda a dumb name. Because I'm sure when the Yakuza are after you they all run off a set of imaginary ropes and kick you in the face. COLE It's a kick in the face Coach, it doesn't need an accurate name. Bohemoth again turns his attentions to Tha Puerto Rican. But, rightly assuming that his chances of getting his hands on PRL under his own power this early are slim, he leaves him with a warning look before going over to his corner, where O'Hara finally gets the tag. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE And our first preview of Syndicated coming up! Shuffling down the apron, O'Hara grips hold of the top rope, waiting on Wall to get back to his feet. Now back on the apron, PR joins Vitamin X in warning their fellow Lightning Crew member to watch out. But it does him little good, as Wall lumbers around right into the path of O'Hara and a Springboard Spinning Wheel Kick! Already shaken up, Wall gets knocked off his feet by the hundred, seventy pound Englishman, who takes confidence from that move and fearlessly encourages Wall to get back to his feet again. COACH Jamie's already doing better tonight than he did last week... As Wall reaches his feet, the still fearless O'Hara runs headlong at him... and directly into a huge Haymaker from the big Cuban which almost turns him completely inside out!! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE ...well, he was. COACH A lesson to all you kids out there, don't pick on people who are bigger than you. Pick on the runts. That's their place in life. COLE ... Still smarting a little from being knocked down moments ago, the growling Wall looks set to make O'Hara pay a little more. However, he's soon put back into line by Tha Puerto Rican, who pulls rank and demands the tag. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE And of course, now PRL wants in, with Bohemoth out and a prone opponent to work over. What a guy! PRL enters to a torrent of boos, swaggering over and laying in some shaky leg kicks on The Birmingham Bad Boy. He doesn't dare tease or taunt Bohemoth for fear of pissing him off. Or, pissing him off any more than he already has at least. Instead he concentrates on O'Hara, hauling him to his feet by his vesttop and landing a big Rock style punch. Only PR's grip on his baggy clothing keeps Jamie from going down, pulled upright again for a second Rock punch. Putting the badmouth on O'Hara, PRL then ducks behind, taking him up and down with a crisp Back Suplex. That puts J-OH in perfect position for PR to run the ropes, coming to a theatrical stop as he dusts off the shoulder and executes the always impressive Five Knuckle Shuffle! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" In an effort to show just how 'street' he is, PRL adopts some various b-boy poses over O'Hara's fallen body. To her credit, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez manages to hide her shame. "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" "P - R - SUCKS!" COLE You know, for a Puerto Rican, PRL is amazingly white. COACH Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black. Or, white, I guess. Finally remembering that a wrestling match entails wrestling and not just posing, PRL finally snaps back into the real world and makes the tag to Vitamin X. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE A typically 'warm' reception for The X-Man here in Nebraska. Together X and PRL send O'Hara off the ropes with a double irish whip, locking hands and cutting him down with a double clothesline on his way back. Vitamin X shows his own lack of street cred as he then does the Shane O-Mac Shuffle to celebrate, almost drawing Caboose into the ring, if not for Zack holding him back. X takes great joy in taunting his opponent in just two days as he feeds his jaw, daring 'Boose to come in and take a free shot. Again Zack has to keep Caboose from losing his cool and he's left to remind The X-Man, "2 more days hotshot". Smirking, X just shrugs Caboose off and goes back after O'Hara... ...who has recovered enough to surprise X with a Jawbreaker! COACH Oh! COLE Boy, what a shame it'd be if Vitamin X had to have his jaw wired shut. COACH Don't joke about stuff like that! Away staggers The X-Man, as The J-Man (?) gets a sudden energy surge and darts at X, catching him AGAIN in the jaw, this time with a Busaiku Knee Kick! How can you kick with your knee? I dunno, ask KENTA. Point is, O'Hara does it and almost knocks Vitamin X's head off his shoulders in the process! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Many more shots like that and Vitamin X might not even make it to Syndicated on Saturday! COLE Getting the excuses ready early, I see. Still relatively fresh, X is able to direct himself to his corner pretty quickly, albeit noticeably groggy. X reaches out for the tag, and it's Tha Puerto Rican who accepts the tag. However, as PRL darts in to get back on the attack on O'Hara, he comes to a screeching halt, as he sees the tag on the other side and the first introduction to the match for Zack Malibu! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Woah, how about this for a pair-off! Zack Malibu and Tha Puerto Rican, two men so synonimous with the OAOAST! Holding up his hands in an attempt to get Zack to hold up a second, it's clear PRL isn't too eager to pit his wits against the OAOAST's Poster Child. He calls a timeout, as Zack just stands in his corner, shoulders bowed forward, waiting for PRL to quit goofing around and get down to some action. "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" Zack waves his hands encouraging the fans in Omaha to chant even louder than they already were to begin with. This atmosphere doesn't seem to agree with Tha Puerto Rican though. And with his eyes darting around the arena, he decides to tag out to The Cuban Wall, exiting the ring and throwing his hands up in disgust with the thousands in attendance. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Well, I guess we shouldn't be too surprised by that. "PUER - TO PU - SSY!" "PUER - TO PU - SSY!" "PUER - TO PU - SSY!" "PUER - TO PU - SSY!" COACH Now, that's uncalled for! COLE Maybe... but you've gotta admit, these people are pretty quick. COACH Quick? Sure. Classy? Nuh-uh. COLE Well, this is what started it all in a way, Zack and Cuban Wall who's match last week turned into a bit of a schmooze. Having no similar problems to his boss, Wall happily encourages Malibu on. The pace has slowed down again now as Zack and Wall circle. PRL takes a swipe at Zack, and Zack's subsquent distraction costs him as Wall clobbers him from behind with a big clothesline, sending Zack crashing forward, throat-first across the middle rope!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Tha Puerto Rican holds his hands up 'innocently' when reprimanded by the referee, rightly telling him he didn't do anything wrong. Meanwhile Wall puts the boots to Zack, before placing one of those boots across Zack's windpipe and leaning down across the top rope! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOU..." Breaking the choke well in time, Wall now drags Zack to his feet and simply hangs him over the top rope, the ropes whiplashing Malibu right the way back into the centre of the ring! Momentum sends Malibu rolling through and to his feet. Which does him no good, as Wall follows up with another clothesline to drop The Franchise, for a cover... 1... 2... No! Wall pushes Zack back down onto his shoulders and placing his forearm across the handsome prep's nose, destroying the dreams of thousands of young girls (sanctity of marriage my BUTT!) by grinding it swiftly and sharply to the side! And a second time! And a third, trying to shred Zack's face like cheese through a cheese grater! Climbing back up, Wall then turns and shoves Jamie O'Hara off the apron, for no real reason other than to lure the hotheaded youngster into the ring while Vitamin X sneaks in and KNEEDROPS ZACK IN THE CROTCH!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Welp, looks like Jenna's gonna wind up an only child. COLE Is Cuban Wall the only man on this team who can fight someone face to face!? I mean, come on already! To both The Bone Thug and PRL's delight, Zack writhes in agony as X offers up a handshake and Wall... well, Wall punches X in the face. Hey, it's what he does. VITAMIN X OW! X meekly leaves the ring, although by now he's getting quite used to his tag partner punching him in the jaw so he doesn't seem too concerned about it. Meanwhile, Wall is again on the attack but this time on his opponent as he drops a big leg on Malibu, keeping it there until the referee finally rejoins the action and counts the fall... 1... 2... Kickout! "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" The Omaha crowd attempt to make themselves a tenth man in this match and get behind Zack, as Wall roughly hauls him back to his feet and manhandles him back into a neutral corner. Pinned in the corner, Zack gets clubbed in the chest with a forearm. Wall then starts throwing soupbones all over The Franchise's body, despite the best protests of the referee to get out of the corner. All in due time, as eventually the barrage of punches ends and Wall whips Zack across the ring into the opposite corner of the ring. Zack nestles in the corner and finds himself stuck in the path of the Cuban Expressway, Wall thundering in after The Franchise... COACH CHOO CHOO! ...but Wall crashes into the buffers, aka the feet of Zack Malibu! Two boots in the chest send Wall stumbling back a few steps but he makes another move forward, only to take the boots again, this time getting caught in the side of the head. As the 24/7 Champion staggers backwards, Zack then hops to the middle rope and wears out the soles of his boots a little more with a Missile Dropkick off the 2nd floor to take Wall down! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Zack picks Cuban Wall up. He punches the OAOAST 24/7 Champion in the face several times, and then whips him into the ropes. Zack goes for a clothesline, but Wall ducks, bounces off the ropes, and flies with a flying clothesline knocking the Pissed Off Prep down! COLE Cuban Wall leaping off his feet with that move! COACH Get him, Wall! Show him what you got! Cuban Wall gets up, a smirk on his face. He bounces off the ropes once again, and hits Malibu with a legdrop! The crowd groans. Wall goes for the cover. 1...2...RIGHT SHOULDER UP! COACH He had him! He almost had him! Wall glares menacingly at Nick Patrick. But he's not one to complain (much), so he moves on, looking at The Lightning Crew corner for a partner to tag. The other 3 members of The LC have their hands out, so Wall walks over and makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican! COLE And here we go! Zack Malibu and Tha Puerto Rican in the ring for the first time ever! The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers as they greatly anticipate some physical contact between the two men unlike before. PRL walks with a swagger in his step and chuckles at Malibu's predicament. A LOUD “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up, which annoys The Corporate Champ. PRL SHUT UP! SHUT UP-A YA FACE! Tha Puerto Rican threatens violence to various members of the crowd, and then returns his attention to Malibu, lifting his left foot up and bringing it back down on Zack's face! He does another shaky leg kick to Malibu, before walking back over to his corner and tagging in The Bone Thug. This makes the crowd boo more! COLE That's it? We waited all this time for that!? COACH Hey, P.R.'s just saving his energy, is all! COLE I think PR just wants to get away from Zack as quick as possible, because he can return to his feet at any second! COACH Nonsense! What makes you think such gibberish? The Bone Thug continues where his cousin left off, stomping on Zack Malibu's body. Bone Thug picks Zack up and hammers him with right jabs to the face! “MAL-I-BU!” “MAL-I-BU!” “MAL-I-BU!” “MAL-I-BU!” COACH Look at this! The newest member of The Lightning Crew is in control of a former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Doesn't this prove how great Bone Thug is? COLE The Bone Thug has impressed us greatly since he debuted back in February. COACH He's the future, Cole! I know he is! Bone Thug whips Zack Malibu into a neutral corner. Thug then walks on over to the opposite corner. COACH Uh-oh! Look out! Bone Thug charges forward...and NAILS Zack with a TURNBUCKLE YAKUZA KICK~! THE BONE THUG ARRIBA LA RAZA~! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” PRL, Cuban Wall, and Vitamin X applaud The Bone Thug. Bone Thug makes the tag to Cuban Wall. Wall enters the ring and demands that Bone Thug throw Zack to him. He does. Cuban Wall hoists The Franchise up in a fallaway slam position. Wall walks around the ring with Zack in his hands for a little bit, and then charges forward, hitting Zack's back against a turnbuckle corner! CW then charges forward again, this time heading to the opposite corner where Zack's back once again meets the turnbuckle! Wall then decides to head over to The Lightning Crew corner, where Zack's back meets a similar fate. Finally, Cuban Wall runs over to the babyface corner, where he makes sure Zack Malibu's back hits the turnbuckle for a fourth time. Cuban Wall finishes this off with a powerslam! Wall goes for the cover! It gets two. COACH Cuban Wall is showing Zack Malibu why he has his name! COLE The Lightning Crew has the advantage so far as they hope to score a major victory two days away from OAOAST Syndicated! CW is annoyed that that wasn't the finish. Zack is now groggy following the abuse at the hands of Wall. Cuban Wall stands up and picks Malibu up by his blond locks. Cuban Wall scoops Zack up, and gives him a bodyslam onto the mat! COLE A bodyslam from THAT man must hurt like hell! COACH You ain't kidding. You should try it sometime! Cuban Wall picks Zack Malibu up again. “ZACK!” “ZACK!” “ZACK!” “ZACK!” Cuban Wall punches Zack in the face. He measures him up, and punches him again! Wall with another punch—BLOCKED! Zack punches Wall in the face! He punches him again and again and again bringing the crowd to life! COLE Zack might be mounting the comeback! Cuban Wall punches Zack! Zack punches back! Back and forth they go, engaging in a slugfest in the middle of the ring! Zack gains the advantage, punching Wall towards the ropes! The crowd gets louder and louder with each punch, until Zack rolls through and tags in Caboose, which nearly causes the roof to explode! COLE And Caboose is in this match! Business is picking up! Caboose immediately attacks Cuban Wall, beating up the big man with rights and lefts! The punches stagger the big man, but do not make him fall. 'boose grabs Cuban Wall by his left hand and whips him into a neutral corner. Caboose charges forward and hits Cuban Wall with a clothesline! 'boose then grabs Wall by his head, and brings him down with a bulldog! COLE He brought him down! Caboose has brought down the 6'7” big man! COACH Oh crap! Don't let that old man show you up, Wall! You're bigger! Eat him alive! Caboose makes the tag to Jamie O'Hara! J-OH quickly climbs the top rope. COLE Look out, J-OH's gonna fly! This won't be good for Cuban Wall! J-OH positions himself on the top turnbuckle, and then soars off, hitting Wall with an impressive 630 Splash! COLE 630 Splash! How many people in this world can do that? Jamie O'Hara covers Cuban Wall. COLE Is this a preview of Syndicated this Saturday? 1... 2... 3 PRL kicks Jamie O'Hara in the back of his head! COACH Nice save by The Corporate Champ! PRL stomps on J-OH's back, and then picks him up. Jamie O'Hara fires with right hands to the face of Tha Puerto Rican! COACH AAH! What are you doing!? COLE He's fighting in this match, that's what! COACH Stop fighting! “The Birmingham Bad Boy” continues beating on “The Corporate Champion” in a 'rematch' from October's OAOAST Syndicated. O'Hara gives PRL an Irish whip—PRL reverses---J-OH reverses, and hits PRL with a Busaiku Knee Kick! COLE Busaiku Knee Kick by Jamie O'Hara! PRL crumbles to the mat, holding his left knee in pain. J-OH returns to Cuban Wall, picking the “Muscle” of The Lightning Crew up. He hits Wall with some left hands, and then bounces off the ropes right into a goozle~! COACH Yes! Yes! Do it Wall! But J-OH frantically kicks Cuban Wall in the gut, breaking the chokehold! O'Hara continues kicking Cuban Wall in the gut, and then bounces off the ropes-- --WHICH PRL HAS PULLED DOWN! Jamie O'Hara flies over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE And oh my! Jamie O'Hara took a nasty spill right there! COACH That was a NASTY spill! Just plain NASTY! The crowd boos loudly. Jamie O'Hara is in an awkward position on the outside, looking like an accordion. PRL, Vitamin X, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Cuban Wall laugh manically. The Bone Thug just looks on. COLE Jamie O'Hara is on the outside! The tides may be shifting! Who's gonna come out the winner? “The Birmingham Bad Boy” Jamie O'Hara starts to get up as we take a break. Commercial break We return to HeldDOWN~! with Vitamin X giving Jamie O'Hara a snap suplex, and then making the tag to Tha Puerto Rican. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~!, and fans, during the break, The Lightning Crew has remained in control, cutting Jamie O'Hara away from his corner! COACH That's wrestling 101, Mikey Cole! You gotta isolate the guy! THAT is how you get the pinfall! COLE Unless you're The Lightning Crew. Then cheating will do just fine! COACH Let's not start that again, Cole! PRL stomps on J-OH with his shaky leg kicks. A “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up. PRL picks O'Hara up and gives him some European Uppercuts. PRL then hits O'Hara with some CLUBBEIN'~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN'~! forearms. PRL then applies a facelock on O'Hara, but turns it into a vertical suplex. He rolls through, and hits Jamie with another vertical suplex! He rolls through again and lifts O'Hara up for a third vertical suplex, but this time, he simply holds him up in the air. COLE PRL going for one of his signature moves! PR holds O'Hara up in the air with one hand. He uses the other hand to do the “You can't see me!” hand gesture. P.R. walks to the ring ropes, drops O'Hara's stomach onto the top ring rope, and hits the slingshot suplex to complete the Corporate Trifecta. Afterwards, PRL applauds himself for a job well done. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH Wonderful. Absolutely splendid. TPR rolls through and makes the tag to Cuban Wall. Wall is cocky and confident as he enters the ring and picks J-OH up by his white vest top and baggy Nike tracksuit pants. Cuban Wall punches Jamie O'Hara squared in the nose! He does it again for good measure. The crowd is rooting for Jamie O'Hara to make the comeback, while Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Princess Stacey and Popick nod in approval of Wall's work. COACH Cuban Wall is gonna knock Jamie O'Hara's head right off his shoulders! COLE He's hurting him so much that might actually happen! Cuban Wall gives J-OH an Irish whip into the ropes. He follows with a big boot. Cuban Wall goes for the cover! 1...2...KICK OUT! Cuban Wall silently mouths, “Damnit!” He then picks J-OH up. “J-OH!” *CLAP CLAP* “J-OH!” *CLAP CLAP* “J-OH!” *CLAP CLAP* “J-OH!” *CLAP CLAP* Wall drags J-OH by his hair over to The Lightning Crew corner where he makes the tag to The Bone Thug. Wall holds O'Hara in place, and Bone Thug kicks him in his stomach. Bone Thug punches J-OH in the face, scratching his eyes at one point! COLE Now come on! Bone Thug grabs Jamie O'Hara's right hand and twists it in an arm wringer. He then kicks J-OH in the face! Bone Thug curses out the lanky Brit in Spanish. Thug picks Jamie O'Hara up again and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. When J-OH returns, Bone Thug grabs him, lifts him up in the air, and lets him fall, but J-OH happens to land right on Bone Thug's left knee! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Say goodnight, J-OH! HA HA HA HA! The Bone Thug rushes over and taunts Caboose, Zack Malibu, and Bohemoth. He then runs over and makes the tag to Vitamin X! The response is overwhelming negative. COACH Show some respect for Prince Vitamin! Vitamin X enters the ring and does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle just to piss off the fans. He waits for J-OH to get up. COACH Oh yeah. He's feeling it. He's feeling it. COLE The Lightning Crew doing a number on Jamie O'Hara! Vitamin X taunts O'Hara while Princess Stacey cheers him on. When O'Hara gets up, VX socks him with a right hand. Then another! X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then hits J-OH with a third right hand, knocking him down! VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Prince Vitamin goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! THRE—TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COLE Only a two count! Only a two count! VITAMIN X Come on ref! COLE Caboose staring a hole into Vitamin X! These two men will meet in a No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere Match this Saturday night on OAOAST Syndicated! COACH In 2 days, Prince Vitamin will slay the legend of Caboose! VX picks Jamie O'Hara up and whips him into the ropes. Dropkick! X goes for the cover. It gets two. The X-Man makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican, doing so by doing a handshake that's so un-'street' it's unintentionally hilarious. COACH PR and Vitamin X are born thugs. COLE PR stomps on J-OH some more, using regular stomps this time. PRL grabs Jamie O'Hara by his head and runs with him toward the ropes. Once near the ropes, PRL jumps over the top and onto the floor while still holding on to J-OH's head. This causes O'Hara's neck to bounce off the top rope and J-OH falls to the mat! The Ricochet! COLE The Ricochet from Tha Puerto Rican! P.R. quickly runs up the ring steps and enters the ring. He waits for O'Hara to get up. Once J-OH is on his knees, P.R. rushes forward, leaping over J-OH, grabbing his head, and giving him a reverse necksnap on the way down! The Lightning Shock! COLE Oh my~! The Lightning Shock! PRL doing severe damage to that neck! PRL covers Jamie O'Hara, hooking his left leg. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! COLE A close nearfall there! COACH Come on P.R.! You've got him! Go in for the kill! “J-OH!” “J-OH!” “J-OH!” “J-OH!” TPR mocks the crowd for cheering for J-OH. He spits in their general direction. The CORPORATE OAOAST X-Division Champion picks SuperJay up. He measures O'Hara, and then blasts him with a Rock-style punch to the temple. P.R.L. keeps on with the Rock punches, dazing the one-time OAOAST X-Division Champion. Punch. Punch. Punch. NOW KISS THAT LEFT~! Punch! BLOCKED! J-OH fires off with a punch! J-OH fires off with another punch! He keeps on punching and punching! And punching and punching! PRL punches back! J-OH returns the favor! COLE Jamie O'Hara might be feeling a second wind here! J-OH's punches rock The Corporate Champion! SuperJay does the “Come an' 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough!” gesture. He then gives PRL a whip into the ropes—NO--PRL reverses—J-OH bounces off the ropes. SPINNNNEEEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~!!!! COACH Yes! Yes! Here it comes! COLE P.R. could be going for the IntenseZone Elbow! Indeed Cole, he is! The crowd stands up and boos, although there are cheers for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling. PR runs his mouth as he walks on over to where Jamie O'Hara is lying in the center of the ring. P.R. kicks Jamie's right hand onto his chest. He then removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and then throws it down onto Jamie's face. P.R. does some weird hand signals, and then bounces off the ropes, leaps over J-OH, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. COACH It's now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, the IntenseZone Elbow! PR stops in his tracks, points a menacing finger at Caboose, Zack Malibu, and Bohemoth, threatening to “lay the smackdown on all y'all candy-asses!” and then drops his right elbow onto Jamie O'Hara's body! COLE The IntenseZone Elbow! Could that be all? COACH Yes! Yes! PRL goes for the cover, hooking both of J-OH's legs! 1! 2! 3! KICK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!!!! COACH WHAT!? THAT WASN'T IT! COLE Jamie O'Hara kicked out of the IntenseZone Elbow! COACH How could that be!? That was a slow count! COLE No it wasn't, Coach! COACH It was, I saw it! Somebody bring Thomas Rodriguez out here! He knows how to referee a match! PRL can't believe it either. But Nick Patrick only raises two fingers. The other 3 Lightning Crew members are pissed, while Zack, Caboose, and Bohemoth look on intently. Tha Puerto Rican looks at his Lightning Crew, and they all motion for him to continue the match. COACH All right, NOW it's PERSONAL! COLE Oh please shut up. PRL picks Jamie O'Hara up. A “J-OH!” chant starts up. PRL trash talks O'Hara when he gets up. O'Hara is having trouble maintaining his balance, standing on spaghetti legs now. P.R. reminds J-OH that he “Can't see him!” PRL cradles Jamie up, giving him a DDT! COLE PRL with the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad! PRL with the cover! 1...2...Two count! PRL slaps the mat in frustration. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Don't get frustrated, baby! COACH Yeah, listen to your woman, P.R.! Boy, what I would give for some of that ass! COLE Your job? Your house? Your dignity? Oh wait, you don't have any of that! PR picks the weakened Jamie O'Hara up, taunting him and chuckling while doing so. PRL applies an abdominal stretch on J-OH! Popick approves of this. COLE PRL now really wrenching the back of Jamie O'Hara! The crowd tries to bring Jamie O'Hara back to life, but nothing seems to be working. P.R. cinches the hold tight. Nick Patrick checks on O'Hara. When he asks him if he gives up, J-OH responds with “Hell naw, dawg!” COLE PRL and Jamie O'Hara in the ring again for the first time since October of last year on an edition of OAOAST Syndicated where PRL defeated O'Hara by pulling on his tights! And at the time, we all thought PRL had changed for the better...but we would soon find out the truth. COACH Truly a great moment in his career. Zack Malibu slaps the top turnbuckle pad to get the crowd to clap in unison. It works, not surprisingly. PR taunts J-OH while applying the abdominal stretch. Then, P.R. holds hands with Vitamin X, which actually makes the abdominal stretch WORST for O'Hara! COLE Now come on! PRL and Vitamin X doing some cheating! Why isn't the ref stopping this? COACH They're not cheating, they're just holding hands! PRL loves Vitamin X...in a completely platonic way of course. Caboose can't stand to see Vitamin X cheat, so he enters the ring and attacks Vitamin X, knocking him off the ring apron! The crowd cheers! Nick Patrick holds Caboose back and scolds him for coming into the ring illegally. As Nick Patrick takes Caboose back to his corner, PRL sends Jamie O'Hara to The Lightning Crew corner where he proceeds to lay the smackdown on him! At the same time, The Bone Thug enters the ring and together, the two cousins stomp a mudhole in J-OH! Cuban Wall punches O'Hara from the ring apron too! The crowd boos! COLE The Lightning Crew using their gang tactics once again! COACH Hey, they're just taking advantage of the situation! No need to get your panties in a wad over it! COLE It's not right, and I wear thongs, thank you very much! COACH *Shudders* PR nails O'Hara with Rock-style punches to the temple. Zack Malibu and Bohemoth try to tell Nick Patrick what just happened, but by the time he turns around, PRL is the only one in the ring attacking Jamie O'Hara! COACH Hee hee, PRL's got this in the bag! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican tags in The Bone Thug. Bone Thug quickly pulls J-OH out from the turnbuckle and punches him in the face, busting his nose! COLE Oh no. J-OH's nose might be broken! As blood starts coming out from Jamie O'Hara's nostrils, The Bone Thug strikes the former OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team Champion with rights and lefts! *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The Bone Thug whips Jamie O'Hara into the ropes. Thug goes for a clothesline. O'Hara ducks, stops in his tracks. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The Bone Thug pokes Jamie O'Hara in his eyes! Bone Thug bounces off the ropes, and hits O'Hara with a step-up enziguiri! COLE Wow! What a shot! COACH If I knew Spanish, I would tell Bone Thug 'Marvelous! You're doing a great job!' O'Hara lies on the mat, holding his head and bloodied nose. The Bone Thug sneers at J-OH and says, “Repugnante poco pinchazo” which means “Nasty little prick” in Spanish. Bone Thug makes the tag to Cuban Wall to boos. COACH Oh yeah, the big guy's in this match again! COLE Oh boy. Jamie O'Hara's taken enough punishment in this match as it is! COACH There's no limit to how much you can punish Jamie O'Hara, Cole. COLE Oh will you stop? “P.R. SUCKS!” “P.R. SUCKS!” PRL motions to kick a fans' ass at ringside. Cuban Wall has a cocky smirk on his face as he enters the ring. CW lifts Jamie O'Hara up by his white vest top. Wall measures him up, and then punches him in the nose! O'Hara holds his already busted nose in pain. Cuban Wall then grabs O'Hara by his right arm and whips him into the ropes. O'Hara bounces off the ropes, and Wall follows with a Bossman Slam! Wall makes the cover. COLE 1! 2! No! COACH J-OH got KO'd on that one! The LC are tossing him around like a ragdoll! Wall pulls O'Hara up again, lifting him from under his arms and throwing him backwards into the corner! O'Hara slouches against the ropes, as they are the only thing keeping him on his feet, which is unfortunate since that enables Wall to crush him with a corner clothesline! Pleased with his actions, the rest of the Crew egg Wall on, while O'Hara's teammates watch on as their partner is decimated by the brutish 24/7 Champion. COLE O'Hara is in a bad way, and unless he can get to his corner, this can't end well! Wall pulls the near-lifeless high flyer out of the corner, and sets him up for a powerbomb. He easily lifts the youngster into the air, but O'Hara shows signs of life, frantically punching Wall as he's pulled up onto his shoulders! Wall staggers, trying to keep hold of O'Hara, but the punches serve their purpose, as O'Hara falls to the mat, landing on his feet, barely able to catch himself from falling! He rocks Wall with forearm shots, then tries a kick to the stomach, but finds his leg grabbed...only to follow up with an enzugiri! Wall staggers, so O'Hara blasts him with a jawbreaker, then hits the ropes...but when he does, Vitamin X kicks him in the lower back, cutting his comeback short! COLE Damn it! O'Hara stumbles forward, head dropped low, just as Wall recovers. Seeing O'Hara in a bad way, Wall again hoists him up for the powerbomb...only this time, JAMIE O'HARA SNAPS THE BIG MAN OVER WITH A HURACANRANA~!~! COACH YO~! The crowd comes alive, roaring wildly, as O'Hara starts crawling to his corner, while the Lightning Crew pick their jaws up off the floor. COLE Jamie O'Hara has got to get to his corner right now! It's do or die for the Birmingham Bad Boy! O'Hara struggles for his corner, upsetting the Crew enough that Bone Thug rushes in and drops an elbow across the back of his neck! Patrick will have none of it, and quickly ushers Thug out of the ring, giving him a stern warning as the fans also let him know what they thought of that move. Thug protests as he's sent back to the apron, as do the rest of the crew, making sure to keep Patrick caught up in their nonsense as Jamie recovers, crawling to the corner and tagging in CABOOSE! COACH He got the tag, and our boy 'Boose is in! The crowd explodes, as the OAOAST Original bursts into the ring, rocking a barely recovered Wall with a series of hard right hands...but when Nick Patrick turns around, he pushes Caboose aside and orders him out of the ring! Caboose glares at Patrick, but Patrick reminds him that he never saw a tag, and O'Hara needs to remain in the ring! COLE Come ON Patrick, deep down you have to know that you just got played! COACH Considering what he goes through with women, I don't know about that. COLE This...this is different, Coach! COACH You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Caboose reluctantly gets back on the apron, while Wall brings O'Hara to the center of the ring and pounds him across the back with forearms before leading him to the LC corner and tagging in PRL! The leader of the crew steps into the ring and delivers a kick to O'Hara's ribs while he's held by Wall, then snapmares him over and wrenches on his neck. COLE Now that the dirty work is done, here comes the fearless leader to take over! COACH Sarcastic much, Mikey? I think I'm starting to rub off on you. PRL works the neck, looking at the fan favorites corner and sneering while the crowd rallies behind Jamie. Before a comeback can be mounted, PRL picks Jamie up and hits a scoop slam...or at least that's what he tries to do, as Jamie slips out behind him and shoves him to the ropes, nailing him with a great dropkick as he comes back at him! Jamie hobbles towards his corner, as Tha Puerto Rican rolls to his feet, holding his jaw. He lunges for Jamie, but O'Hara leaps forward, diving towards his corner and slapping one of the extended hands of his teammates... ...TAGGING ZACK MALIBU~! COACH Oooooooooooooooooh boy. The crowd ROARS as Malibu slingshots over the ropes and approaches the X Division Champion, who is wishing his was anywhere except in the position he now finds himself in. Malibu approaches as PRL attemtps to beg off, but then he takes a cheapshot at the former World Champion! Malibu blocks the shot and fires back, delivering a trilogy of right hands before sending PRL into the ropes and catching him on the rebound with an inverted atomic drop, and follows up with a discus clothesline that sends him to the canvas! The crowd goes WILD (especially a fan made up in Insane Clown Posse facepaint, weilding a WE LOVE ZACK sign and the black man next to him pumping his fists wildly) as Malibu works them up even more! Seeing the boss in a bad way, the rest of the crew charge into the ring at Zack, but Malibu is a house of fire, nailing everyone in sight! Bone Thug gets nailed, and then Zack takes him by the head and leads him across the ring, hurling him out to the floor at the feet of Stephen Joseph! Bohemoth rushes into the ring and nails Vitamin X with a clothesline, sending him over the ropes and to the floor as well, while Caboose and O'Hara nail a double clothesline that topples the big Wall over the ropes as well! COLE They're clearing out the crew, and it's just Zack Malibu and Tha Puerto Rican now! It's mayhem on the floor, as both teams brawl around ringside! The women of the Crew (and Popick, although you can lump him in with them I guess ) get involved as well, trying to use the numbers against the babyfaces. In the ring is where the real focus is though, as Tha Puerto Rican staggers to his feet, only to be taken by Malibu into a German Su...NO! PRL floats over and quickly spins Zack around, hitting him with a Northern Lights suplex! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2007 PRL brings Zack up and drives a knee into his stomach, then wrenches his arm and pulls him backwards to the mat with a Russian legsweep. COLE The X Division Champion has Zack in a bad way right now, and...wait, hold on folks! The crowd rise to their feet, as in the midst of the melee on the floor, Jamie O'Hara has hopped on the apron and scrambled to the top rope, unbeknownst to anyone, friend or foe! COACH O'Hara's gonna FLY! Jamie readies himself, and then takes to the air like a jet airliner, twisting his body in ways thought unimaginable as he crashes on top of the pile of humanity at ringside with a CORKSCREW PLANCHA FROM THE TOP~! COLE He may not be the biggest man, but gravity does the rest for him, and just helped Jamie O'Hara wipe everyone out! Bodies are scattered at ringside, and PRL can't believe it, as he pitches a fit! Bringing Malibu to his feet once again, he quickly takes him over with a vertical suplex, but hangs on and rolls through, nailing a second one! COLE We've seen this enough times to know what he's going for! PRL rolls to his feet once again, lifting Zack up...but Malibu kicks his legs so that he falls back to earth! He pushes PRL backwards into the ropes, but PRL simply rebounds, running right into Zack, causing their heads to collide! PRL falls back through the ropes to the outside, while Zack falls to his knee, holding his head! COACH A few more moments like that and Advil will beg us to let them sponsor the show! Malibu gets to his feet and shakes it off. As he comes to, he notices PRL on the floor still dazed, so he takes the opportunity to bounce off the far side, gaining speed in his step before diving through the ropes, nailing Tha Puerto Rican with a tope that lays them both out on the floor! COLE We need air traffic control out here tonight! With the two legal men out on the floor, Vitamin X gets to his feet and tosses Caboose back into the ring. X puts the boots to the legendary star, but as he lifts him up, Caboose powers up and puts X over his shoulder, cradling his head before dropping down with the EMERALD FUSION~! to leave X looking at the lights! Caboose turns and glares at the hard camera, delivering a stoic look into the lens...until he's nailed from behind by Bone Thug and sent back out to the floor! Bone Thug does a little shuffle and poses for the crowd, proud of his work...but pride turns to a sense of fear as he backs up into a much larger, much angrier athlete...namely the Metrosexual Monster himself! Thug turns around, and then gets turned inside out by a lariat from the former 24/7 Champion! Bohemoth looks to the floor and then drags the limp body of Thug off the mat, tucking his head and elevating him onto his shoulders. COLE Bo, going for an electric chair move here... Bo gets Thug up, but instead of dropping him, he keeps him on his shoulders, stepping back further away from the ropes. The cameras cut to the floor now, and Jamie O'Hara, seeing what's going on, moves to the aisleway and gets a running start. He sprints down the aisle, leaping onto the back of Cuban Wall, who is pulling himself up on the apron, and from there leaps onto the top rope, springboarding in and taking Thug off the shoulders of the well-dressed brute with a huracanrana! COACH DAMN! The crowd comes alive, giving O'Hara a standing ovation for his daredevil offense, as Bo and J-OH give each other a quick congratulatory hug. COLE A double springboard rana eliminates Thug for the time being, and have you EVER seen a man like Jamie O'Hara! This kid is crazy! Down on the floor, Malibu is starting to get to his feet, not noticing that Popick looms behind him! The most hated of the original OAOAST superstars, Popick steals the chair from announcer Michael Buffer and cocks it in his hands, waiting to strike...but at the last second, it's pulled from his grasp by Caboose! SJ turns around and comes face to face with perhaps the man who hates him the most, and as he begs off, he winds up backing right into Malibu! COLE There is no love lost between Zack and Caboose and Stephen Joseph Popick, and I don't think SJ is going to get out of this one easily! SJ turns to face Zack, and Zack doesn't hesitate for a second before cracking him with a right hand! Popick spins around due to the impact of the blow, and finds himself met with another right hand, courtesy of Caboose! COACH They're ping-pongin' Popick, playa! Popick gets rattled from the multiple shots, and then Zack and Caboose take Popick and hurl him over the railing, into the front row of fans! COLE That might be even more dangerous for Popick than getting involved in the match! The OAOAST fans DESPISE him! Malibu gives Caboose a nod, thanking him for his help, but when Malibu returns his attention to PRL, he's struck down with a low blow from the Latin superstar! PRL quickly rolls Zack back into the ring and then heads to the top, not wasting any time in leaping off the top with his patented flying legdrop variation, the Mad Cappa Crusher 2006:The Remix...AND COMES UP SHORT! Malibu rolls out of the way just in time, leaving PRL's tailbone to take the brunt of the impact rather than himself! Zack brings himself to his feet and quickly hits the German Suplex, keeping the hold applied and seguing into his rolling suplexes, nailing PRL with a second German suplex! The second is followed by a third, and when Zack brings him up yet again, he attemps the ANGLE SLAM~!...but PRL falls out of his hands and collapses in his corner, tagging in Vitamin X before he falls! COLE A narrow escape for Tha Puerto Rican, who was just about to be finished off! X enters the ring, but is quickly hiptossed over by Malibu, who then runs the ropes and nails X with a diving clothesline! Zack rolls to his corner and makes a tag to the powerhouse Bohemoth, who is all too happy to oblige! Bohemoth comes in and strikes X dead (or at least close to it) with a murderous lariat, nearly decapitating him! Once again, the Crew strikes as Wall hits the ring first, but Bo catches him and spins around, drilling him with a spinebuster! With his back turned, Bo doesn't see Bone Thug springboarding off the ropes...but just as he comes down, Malibu sprints into the ring and NAILS HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT~! COACH Now THAT'S what I call a save! Bo and Zack turn around to see PRL now, debating on what to do...but finally, he rushes the ring...and gets elevated with a double back bodydrop from the stars! PRL scrambles to his feet, but Zack takes him out of the ring with a lariat, putting him on the floor...and then Caboose follows with a running splash from the apron, crushing PRL as he stares up at the lights! COLE The Lightning Crew is being taken apart here tonight on HeldDOWN~! With the crew disposed of, Bo scoops Vitamin X up...but Lindsay gets up on the apron to distract...until Jamie O'Hara hops off the apron and makes his way over! After a second of staring at her ample ass, J yanks her off the apron, then slides out of the way just in time as Princess Stacey charges, leaving the two women in a pile on the floor, which surely excites many of our male fans. COACH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT! COLE Hands where I can see 'em, Coach! Bo takes VX in his grasp and scoops him up now, using his brute force to spin X's body outward before driving him down into the canvas with his favored finisher, The Erotic Awakening of B! Bohemoth covers, and the rest of his team keep watch, but the LC is in no position to cause a disturbance, as Nick Patrick slaps his hand on the canvas. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! COLE It's over! What a match we've just seen! "Liberate" hits, signalling the victory not just for Bohemoth but for Malibu, O'Hara and Caboose as well. The three men enter the ring and celebrate with Bo, while Vitamin X rolls out under the bottom rope, and even that causes an ache after what he's just endured. COACH The Lightning Crew may be a formidable force in this company, but the alliance forged between the four men in the ring proved to be the strongest tonight! The crowd comes to their feet with applause, as Malibu and O'Hara jump up on the ropes, while Caboose raises his cricket bat in the air and Bohemoth poses, showing off his huge, muscular form. On the outside, the battered remains of the Lightning Crew reassemble, once again having been sent from the ring by some of the OAOAST's finest. COLE What a great match to cap us off here tonight and lead us into this Saturday. For The Coach, I'm Michael Cole, and we will see all of you this Saturday for OAOAST Syndicated! Good night, everybody! FADE OUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2007 hey are there supposed to be entrances in this match? I'll just go ahead and post it, and ya'll can edit them in later or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
