HD: THR/LSGS segment

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And now, the sparely used [b][color="#FF8C00"]OAO[/color]AST [color="#0000FF"]BACKTRAKER[/color][/b]!

[b]Last Thursday[/b]

[quote]RICO
Hey, doll face... (strokes porn 'stache) ... you must be exhausted because you've been running through my mind all night.

HOLLY
Excuse me?

RICO
Allow me to introduce myself... and perhaps later expose myself. The name's Rico de Janerio. Pleased to make your acquaintance. (extends hand)

HOLLY
And I'll be pleased the second you leave. 

* CLIP *

SOUL
You know, Rico, I'm startin' to get a little tired of this 'forbidden fruit' act. What the deal, sweet thing? I know it ain't no race thing because you the property of Logan...

HOLLY
I'm no one's property. Logan's my husband. And if you don't leave me alone, you'll have to answer to him. Once I'm through kicking your asses, that is. 

RICO
Come on, baby. Doesn't everyone want a little fun in their lives? Your old man seems to think so, otherwise he wouldn't have planted one of that foxy Nerdly chicá at AngleMania! Seems to ol' Rico here, he's getting bored playing Ozzie and Harriet. 

The comment strikes a nerve with Holly, pausing in deep thought, clutching the cup in her hand...

SOUL
(whispering to Rico)
Awwww yeah. I'm ready to wreck that chick. 

...before TOSSING IT IN RICO'S FACE!!

RICO
:firedevil:

With the brown colored beverage trickling down his face, Rico takes a step forward... but is cut off by the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS!? 

SOUL
What d'you fools want? 

JOCK
For you two fellahs to leave this dame alone and head on back to where it is you came from. 

Lucius glances at the camera and then back at Jock, who along with Baron escort Holly back to her dressing room. 

* CLIP *

SOUL
(looks at Rico) 
Somebody get a burn unit out here! Can't a brother get some EMTs up in this place!? My man could be scarred! The women wouldn't like that... yo, Rico, you ain't screaming or nothin', bro. Don't it burn?

RICO
It should, shouldn't it? 

Rico runs his tongue across his now brown porn 'stache.

RICO
Chocolate milk. 

SOUL
Say what?

RICO
Chocolate milk. She threw chocolate milk in my face. 

SOUL
:O 
DAYYUM!, the girl even prefers her milk brown! I'm down with that!

RICO
Let's get out of here. I gotta change my shirt. But it damn sure ain't the last of this.[/quote]

COLE
Welcome back, fans. Michael Cole and the Coach at Sofa Central. And Coach, the video we just saw wasn’t the only newsworthy event of one week ago. 

COACH
Surprise, surprise, it seems our friend Holly-Wood has caught the lust bug yet again. It was Ned Blanchard two years ago, Big Frank Bruiser last year, and now Rico de Janerio. The woman is a nymphomaniac, Cole. 

COLE
How dare you! She’s a married woman! 

COACH
Obviously not a [I]happily[/I] married woman, or she wouldn’t have been drooling all over Rico. His eyes melted her heart AND her panties! 

COLE
I can’t believe the words coming out of your mouth. Anyway, fans, the other newsworthy event I alluded to occurred in our tag team battle royal main event last week. As the guys in the trunk cue the footage, at the conclusion of the clip we’ll show you an incident captured on tape as our production crew disassembled the backstage interview set. 

[b]Last Week[/b]

[quote]Rico crashes the Rocker/Gunslinger party by clubbing Logan down to the canvas with a polish hammer. Watching his friend crumble to a heap sets off a blaze of fury in Jock's heart, and leads him to direct a firestorm of punches towards Rico's porn stache! Unable to stave off the torrent of blows, The Brazilian calls for help. His cries are answered by his wingman Lucius Soul who bulldogs The Texas Twister away from his mentor. Synth Esizer spots the trouble his comrades are in, and fights past Moracca to lend them assistance. He exchanges jabs with The Wrecking Crew, but it doesn't take long before their numbers advantage overwhelms him. However, he's given help from Logan Mann who subdues Soul with a waistlock. But Mann's efforts are wasted, as the New Orleans native frees himself with a mule kick! Soul is kept on the defense, however, by Baron Windells charging towards him with a big boot! The afroed fighter ducks the approaching attack, and Baron's enormous shoe collides directly with the face of Logan Mann! Not expecting the lethal strike, Mann is unable to brace himself for the impact, and the force of the attack propels him over the ropes and to ringside mats! The fans are distraught by the stunning elimination, and Windels can scarcely believe his eyes. He apologizes profusely to Logan, but Mann can hear nothing past Holly's yelps of “Are you okay?” and his own agonizing headache.

COLE
The Heavenly Rockers are out at number three! I can't believe it![/quote]

[b]Later that Night[/b]

The video cuts to the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood near the Gorilla position. Logan paces uncontrollably, clutching the side of his face, as his wife stands by her Mann. Synth the calmer of the two but anxious himself. Their souls just about exit their bodies as the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS return backstage following their elimination from the battle royal. 

MELODY
(gasp)
Hey you guys! 

LOGAN
We got a problem. A BIG problem! 

BARON
I reckon it relates to Holly and the battle royal. 

LOGAN
What I have to say doesn‘t concern Holly. As far as that goes, I’m cool with that. You were there when I wasn’t. Even if you weren’t I’m confident she would’ve been okay. They don’t call her the “Angel of Death” for nothing. She doesn’t need a man to protect her at all times. I want to talk about the battle royal. 

JOCK
Look…

LOGAN
No, you listen. A few weeks ago we told you by sticking your nose in our affairs that you would become the target of teams that don’t see eye to eye with the Heavenly Rockers. Now you can add the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew to your list. But as of their actions towards Holly, we got beef with them too. And by eliminating me and therefore the Heavenly Rockers from the battle royal, we didn’t have much time to inflict the kind of hotel damage to our enemies that we prefer. However, HOWEVER…it took balls for you to do what you did.  And we like people with balls. Those are the type we know we can go to hell and back with. We might come back missing an arm or a leg, but as long as I got the tongue that would make Gene Simmons blush…

SYNTH
And as long as moi has his penis…

A comment that makes Melody blush. 

LOGAN
…then all’s fair in love and war. 

MELODY
So are you saying we’re still friends? 

LOGAN
I’m saying the Heavenly Rockers and Lone Star Gunslingers are cool. 

MELODY
Eek! This is the perfect segue to formally invite you to the coolest and most bombastic LAN party known to man or alien. Anyone of you guys play Halo? 

BARON
:rolleyes: 

SYNTH
The Heavenly Rockers sometimes wear one. 

MELODY
We are gonna have so much fun!