I'm hooked on a feeling.

[justsoyouknow]

That the Hoff is shitfaced.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-FJyniP7A

[Man Who Sold The World]

He used to stop in at a Vons Pavilions I used to work at in Monrovia, California from time to time (His mother and father live in Monrovia hills),

and each time I saw him (a total of 3 times, once he even came into my checkout lane) he was shitfaced.

 

Dancing with kids and flirting with their mothers.

 

He wore a shirt with his face on it once, which I just thought was... special.

[Vampiro69]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Kirk Van Houten.

[DrVenkman PhD]

He borrows feelings but doesn't get hooked on them.