King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2007 .:CUE: Trust Company, "Rock The Casbah":. The Nawlins crowd pop, not just because they've been waiting in the arena for a couple of hours now watching video packages and dark matches and are glad the show is finally starting, but because it's starting with the returning LEON RODEZ!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Marching down the aisle, Leon bypasses the out-stretched hands of the fans with an unusual lack of response for his fans. Not breaking stride, up the steps jogs Leon, motioning to the confused looking Michael Buffer to hand him the microphone. Which he does, Buffer and referee Charles Robinson who clearly weren't expecting Leon's arrival quickly leaving the ring as The Silky Smooth One signals for the music to cut. LEON Theodore Moneymaker... bring your ass, to the ring, NOW! *THUD!* The microphone goes flying as Leon has said all he's about to say. Ripping off his t-shirt and throwing it aside, Leon beckons to the back. COLE And we're certainly wasting no time here tonight. Leon Rodez has called out Theodore Moneymaker, as he promised to do last week... I don't think we've ever seen Leon this fired up ever before. And you can't blame him after everything that's gone down with his little sister in recent weeks. COACH She made her choice. Besides, I thought Leon was supposed to be 'above' all this sorta call people out and kick their ass mentality? COLE This is differenent. The Enterprise crossed the line at AngleMania and now, they're going to have to deal with the consequences! COACH They don't have to do anything they don't want. Why? Because they're rich! And rich people... "You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Well, here we go! Finally the wish seems to be granted as to Leon's relief Theodore Moneymaker does indeed appear through the sliding doors of doom. However, he's not alone, flanked by The Enterprise's Director Of Security and one third of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions, Christopher Patrick Allen. And apparantly not in any hurry to get to the ring. Moneymaker produces a microphone from his smocking jacket pocket, laughing to himself as Leon waves him towards the ring. MONEYMAKER Hold on a minute, little man. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MONEYMAKER Now, I knew you were coming here tonight to call me out. But, I have to be honest with ya, I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it for myself. Do you really think that I'm just gonna walk down this aisle and step into that ring with you because you TELL me too? No no no, you see, that's not how things work when you do business with The Enterprise my friend. Rolling his eyes, Leon lounges on the ropes through what's shaping up to be a lengthy monologue. MONEYMAKER First of all, you're lucky I'm even here tonight! Had I not important matters to attend to tonight, you can bet your last nickel that Theodore Moneymaker would have done the smart thing and just like my good friend George Dubya, he would have stayed the hell away from New Orleans! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Now that's just uncalled for! COACH I agree. If Mr. Bush could have possibly got to New Orleans, he would have. FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! "TE - DDY SUCKS!" "TE - DDY SUCKS!" "TE - DDY SUCKS!" "TE - DDY SUCKS!" MONEYMAKER And that's exactly why! People in third world level states like this don't have the proper decency and courtesy to fully respect a man of my financial stature. But, against the best advise from my confidents, I manned up, I went to my private doctor, I had shots for every impoverish disease known to man and I brave the trip to this god-forsaken state! But I certainly didn't do it to answer your challenge, little man! Not entirely surprised, Leon makes a 'yakkety-yak' gesture with his hand and motions for Theodore to get to the point. MONEYMAKER Obviously, you don't have much experience dealing with wealthy businessmen such as myself. Which, coming from your kid of industry is no surprise. If you did, you'd know about a little thing that we in the business world call a 'heirachy'. You see, if you go down to Trump Towers, you're not gonna expect to find The Donald sweeping the floors in the lobby. He's gonna be right at the top, overseeing everybody else. If you went along to Microsoft's headquarters, you wouldn't expect to just waltz on in and find yourself in a meeting with Bill Gates. And as the Chief Executive Officer of The Enterprise, you're not just gonna get to go face to face with me, without working your way up through the heirachy. COLE What's that supposed to mean? MONEYMAKER You see, I'm a busy man Rodez. Too busy to be dealing with the likes of you, that's for sure! If you want a meeting with Mr. Moneymaker, you're going to have to go through the proper channels and I don't call walking out onto this show, on a network in which I hold considerable stock might I add, and demanding me to come and fight the 'proper channels'. Infact, I'd say that's threatening behaviour. Which is a breach in security. So, congratulations, because you've just reeached step one on the heirachy and you're gonna have to go through CPA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With a pat on the back from the 'boss', CPA suddenly begins to stomp down the aisle and to the ring! Leon doesn't back down though and seeing what's happening, he quickly slides out of the ring and meets CPA coming in the aisle with a flurry of right hands! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE It looks like we've got ourselves an impromptu fight breaking out here! Theodore Moneymaker has released the hounds on Leon Rodez! COACH Excellent! Rodez takes the fight to CPA but gets caught with a kneelift to the gut, stopping him in his tracks. Collecting himself, CPA ducks low and grabs Leon around the waist, bulling him backwards. And with Leon unable to stop the 280 pounder's momentum, he finds himself driven SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! Leon slumps forward into CPA who deposits him into the ring and follows, leaving Charles Robinson no other choice but to call for a bell! *DINGDINGDING!* COLE So much for an impromptu fight... this is an impromptu [i]match[/i]! CPA and Leon Rodez, what an unexpected start to the show! COACH That's what you can guarantee from Theodore Moneymaker, value for money. The man just gives and gives Mikey, I don't get why people always see the need to badmouth him. As CPA puts the boots to Leon, the satisfied CEO of The Enterprise decides he's no longer needed and with a nod of the head he leaves his Directory Of Security to it. Which is fine by CPA apparantly, scooping Leon up and slamming him in the centre of the ring. Backing into the ropes, CPA follows up with a legdrop, leaving it draped over Leon for the pin... 1... 2... No! Frustrated at not getting the pin, CPA tries instead to choke the life out of Rodez... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR! "FI..." ...which is illegal of course, forcing him to break before a disqualification. Holding up his hands to the crime, CPA backs away as Rodez rolls towards the ropes in order to pull himself back up. As he does though, he's being measured up for a custom-made clothesline from Allen. Pulling himself off the ropes, Leon turns around just as CPA comes charging in... ...AND BACKDROPS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" CPA strikes his lower back on the apron on the way down, which bumps him on into the barricade, all of which applauded by the fans around him. In the ring Leon, still in his jeans mind you, fires up the crowd as he finally realises he's in a fight. COLE The format has been thrown out of the window, we've got a fight on our hands! We have to take a quick commercial break to keep the advertisers happy, but we'll be right back, don't go anywhere! [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK!*[/b] We resume in progress, the fight back in the ring now as Leon fires off blows on CPA, who hasn't seemed to have recovered from the fall earlier on. The New Orleans fans are getting into it, although thankfully not [i]literally[/i], routing on every punch from The Silky Smooth One. COLE We are back and the battle rages on here on HeldDOWN~! CPA and Leon Rodez, in what is thankfully now something resembling a wrestling match, although neither man seems to be dressed for it. An unexpected treat here tonight. As yet another punch finds the mark, Leon sees that CPA is staggered and quickly turns on his heels to hit the ropes. CPA isn't quite as staggered as he seemed though and has enough wits about him to knock Leon down on the rebound with a clothesline. The crowd boo that one, only to do a quick 180 moments later as Allen misses the follow-up elbow attempt, pre-concerned with his arm as he climbs up which allows Leon to stun him with a Small Package... 1... 2... No! A wild clothesline attempt from CPA misses this time as both men get back to their feet, Rodez hitting the ropes again as he avoids the shot. This time CPA goes defensive, ducking his head. But does it too early and gets takes over with a Sunset Flip... 1... 2... No! Again both men rush back to their feet, but this it's CPA who gets a first shot in with a well placed knee. A clubbing forearm over the back later and down goes Leon, CPA finally able to buy himself a few seconds to get his bearings back before he hauls him back up and whips him to a corner. Leon hits the turnbuckles and nestles in the corner as CPA gets as full run-up from the opposite side, looking to crush The Grand Rapids Golden Child with an Avalanche... ...and EATS boot! Not literally, although with the force he hits Leon's foot, it's pretty close. COLE A little too much haste and not enough speed from the bigman right there. As CPA staggers away, Leon lifts himself up onto the second rope and waits. But with more time than he thought, he decides to go one rung up instead, soaring off the top with a Ricky Steamboat esque Flying Crossbody! CPA sees it coming but can't do much about it, except walk straight into it's path... 1... Kickout! CPA doesn't waste any time in muscling his way out of the pin... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...but walks into a knifedge chop on the way back up! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...make it three! Striking the bigman doesn't seem to be yielding much success though and Leon realises his mistake, just as he gets grabbed by the ears and HEADBUTTED down by the Director Of Security! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Leon stopped the hit-and-move and tried to just hit. And, he paid for it. COACH No kidding. Lesson to all you kids out there, don't try and chop a nightclub bouncer, retired or otherwise. It ain't gonna end well. As Rodez checks his nose is still in place lying on the canvas, CPA drags him right back to his feet. Backing Leon into the ropes, a big forearm clubs down across the sternum from CPA, who now he's finally caught his opponent can really begin to dish out some damage. CPA lands another big overhand to the chest. And a third. Pushing Leon back into the ropes, Allen then sends Leon for the ride, catching him coming back off the irish whip with a big Diving Clothesline that cuts him right off his feet!! Leon comes down hard on his neck and goes right to it, as CPA applies the lateral press... 1... 2... NO! Sitting Leon back up, CPA has had enough of being given the run around and applies a simple but effective neck vice on The Silky Smooth One, pulling a page out of the albeit limited Zeus playbook. COLE It's worth pointing out, this is only Leon's second match back since October after that neck injury suffered during War Games. COACH And trust me, although CPA didn't have time to prepare for this match there's not a person in the locker room who doesn't know about it. That neck is going to have a bullseye on it for a long time to come. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" The Louisana fans start to get behind Leon now as CPA leans in on the hold, twisting Leon's head until his ear is pressed against his shoulder. The fist is pumping from Rodez though and he's drawing on the energy of the crowd, somehow finding the willpower to fight to his feet, even with his neck at such a contorted angle. CPA keeps on twisting, but suddenly gets rocked with an elbow to the breadbasket! Another! And a third! Third time isn't the charm... but the fourth is, Leon finally freeing himself from the vice like grip of Christopher Patrick Allen and finding space to land a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and nailing CPA upside the head with the enziguri! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! COACH BUT HE'S STILL UP! Yes. CPA is still up, but staggered by the enziguri. Dragging himself up, the effort from the first kick seems to have been wasted by Leon. So, he looks to make amends with a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns again, blowing the kiss to the opposite side this time... *SMACK!* ...and this time, the enziguri fells CPA! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! Uhm... again! Cover by Leon... 1... 2... NO!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Not enough just yet. CPA may have limited singles match experience, but there's no doubting he's tough. COACH Of course not! And let's not forget he's one third of the 6-Man Tag Team Champions of the World, he's not some slouch and he's improving day on day thanks to The Enterprise. Leon retreats into a corner now, working out the kinks in his neck as he waits for CPA to get back up. Nursing a bit of a headache himself, CPA climbs back up, looking around for his opponent momentarily until he comes charging into view... CAUGHT! CPA blocks the crossbody, catching Leon in his arms and with a quick twist PLANTING him with a big Powerslam! COACH LIKE THAT! 1... 2... KICKOUT! Glaring at referee Robinson, CPA pulls Leon up roughly by the head. And it looks like it may be all (s)he wrote, as he gives the signal for the Dominator! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Here we go! The move that won The Enterprise the 6-Man Titles, retained them the titles... this is the end! Simple as that! Gutwrench, CPA pausing for a second before he hauls Leon up over his shoulder for the DOMINATO... NO! Leon slips loose down the back and hooks onto Allen's arms, looking for a Backslide... AND GETTING IT... 1... 2... NO, TWO ONLY!! COLE Leon just unable to keep the 6'6", 280 pounder down! Back to his feet first, CPA swings... and MISSES with a clothesline! Rodez manages to duck the big arm swinging towards him and runs into the space created in front of him, hitting the ropes and soaring with a Flying Forearm. He connects, but almost bounces off of CPA in the process, watching from the canvas as Allen slowly topples, falling into the middle rope and eventually ending up slumped over it, to the excitement of the crowd. COLE Uh-oh. COACH Oh, what are the chances!? Forgoing the full jig, a little shuffle will have to do as Leon hits the ropes, shooting back and driving all his weight into the spine! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES! Leon fires up the New Orleans natives as he waits on CPA, peeling himself off the ropes. Lumbering around he walks into a boot, Rodez hooking him in a 3/4 facelock and looking to run to the corner to slice some bread. But, CPA isn't going with him. COACH HAHA! No way Ro-say! COLE Ro-say?! Digging his heels in, the bigman refuses to be dragged along for the Sliced Bread #2 and eventually drives his forearm into Leon's kidneys, blocking the move altogether. As he waits for Leon to turn around, CPA then loads up the big clothesline again. But again it doesn't find the mark, although this time it's due to Rodez pulling off a quick 360, driving his boot into the gut of CPA with a Rolling Sole BUTT! The kick has enough behind it to stop CPA dead in his tracks and double him over, Leon again hooking the head for the Sliced Bread... ...but, again, CPA is going nowhere... ...so Leon improvises, grabbing Charles Robinson by the collar of his striped shirt and pulling off the SLICED BREAD #2 from a standing position!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE FEEDBACK THIS~! COACH Wait... that's not fair! He put his hands on an official, that's an automatic disqualification!! Robinson looks a little flustered but doesn't call for the bell, merely straightening out his shirt and warning Leon to keep his hands off the merchandise in the future. Which falls on deaf ears though, the roar of the crowd drowning him out as Rodez exits the ring and heads to the top rope! CPA is just about within range and as Leon reaches the top, he makes sure to steady himself, before getting full purchase on the 450 SPLASH!! Hook of the leg... 1... 2... AND 3!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* COLE He got him! What a win! BUFFER Your winner of this match... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!! The fans leap to their feet, but Leon isn't quite so happy. Well, he's happy to get the win. But it's clear it's not the victory he wanted as he allows referee Robinson to raise his hand only briefly before pulling it back and clutching it to his neck. Glaring down at CPA, Leon manages a half a smile, as he notices the camera on the apron right by him and sends a very clear message. LEON One down, three to go. COLE Well, I think that speaks loud and clear Coach. Theodore Moneymaker talked about a heirachy and I think Leon Rodez is happy to go through each and every member of The Enterprise until he gets to the top and the man he wants to get his hands on, the CEO, one Mr. Moneymaker himself! Leon rolls out of the ring and heads off to the back, this time tagging a few hands even. Meanwhile, CPA begins to stir in the ring and soon notices it empty, no-one waiting around to be in his way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
