King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2007 This needs to go first, with a slot for a second promo a little while afterwards please. ------------------------------------- Backstage we go, 'cut to' if you will, to the HeldDOWN~! interview stage where my favourite and yours too I'm sure MARIA is standing by. MARIA Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... *reads card* ...uh, BOHEMOTH! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd in the arena erupt, which apparantly Bohemoth can hear as he smiles a little upon walking into shot. Wrestling logic, gotta love it. Anyway, Bo's smile doesn't last long even with Maria around, Bo lowering his orange-tinted sunglasses as he turns over to her. MARIA Okay, at School's Out, you are going be wrestling... *reads card*... uh, Tha Puerto Rican! And, it's going to be in Hell In A Cell! Are you scared at all? BOHEMOTH Excuse me? MARIA Well... Hell In A Cell doesn't very fun. Infact, it sounds a little bit like hell. In a cell. ... BOHEMOTH You know what Maria, you're right. Hell In A Cell is gonna be just that. Hell. Hell for Tha Puerto Rican. You see, I'm sick and tired of PRL. I'm sick and tired of hearing his whiney voice. I'm sick and tired of his catchphrases. I'm sick and tired of him running rule over the OAOAST the past five years. And I'm especially sick and tired of all the times he's hit me over the head with a steel chair in the past few weeks! Ya see, it started out with me trying to get my 24/7 Title back. Then, it became about payback. Now... Bo lifts up his shades so his eyes pierce through the camera. BOHEMOTH Now, it's all about HURTING Tha Puerto Rican! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BOHEMOTH And since apparantly, the OAOAST has seen fit to keep us from coming into contact between now and School's Out, I'm gonna save up every beating I'd planned for him between now and May 27th. Until then... I'll happily bide my time. I'll keep my cool, for now. Because when May 27th rolls around and that padlock snaps shut behind you PRL, there will be no escape. It'll be just you and me. And trust me, I'm gonna take out every little bit of frustration I have on you. I'm going to take full advantage of the rare chance to get you to myself, with no Lightning Crew members around to save you. And I'm gonna take the opportunity with both hands to make you SUFFER! MARIA What about the X-Division Title? Do you still want it? BOHEMOTH Don't get me wrong Maria, main issue or not, I will take that title. And it'll be over [i]PRL's[/i] dead body! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bohemoth lowers his sunglasses again and strolls off, as we go back to Sofa Central. COLE Yikes. COACH How can these people cheer for that? That's a death-threat, Bohemoth should be fired on the spot before he hurts somebody! COLE I'm sure Popick'll get right on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
