HD: PRL Segment

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Please place this segment after the first segment before the commercial break, please.

 

[color="#000000"]The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican is shown TERRIFIED. The CORPORATE OAOAST X-Division Champion is sitting on a sofa rocking back and forth as though he is in a trance. He is sweating bullets (not literally of course) and trembling in his Corporate suit and tie. The OAOAST X-Division Championship belt sits on a table next to him. The rest of The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick can only watch as PRL begins speaking while the crowd boos. 

"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN
Can't sleep. Bo will eat me.
Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. 
Can't sleep. Bo will eat me.
Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. [/color]

[color="#000000"]STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R.

[/color][color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. 
[/color][color="#000000"]Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R.[/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. 
[/color][color="#000000"]Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R.![/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Can't sleep. Bo will eat me. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]PR!!![/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]....[/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R., Edward, buddy. Relax. Calm down. This match isn't as terrifying as you make it sound. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL continues rocking back and forth, staring into nothingness. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]...Do you realize what's going to happen to me on May 27th? I am going to be competing in a Hell In A Cell Match. For the first time. Ever. And I'm doing it against a guy who is 6'7" 284 pounds and (gulp) wants to KILL me! And no, I don't mean that metaphorically speaking. I mean he wants to TAKE MY LIFE AWAY FROM ME! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL is shaking even more as he continues talking. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]This is unlike anything I've ever experienced. In only three weeks, I am going to be locked in a giant cell with a monster! By myself. Without any of you! And...I'm scared. No, I'm not scared. I'M HORRIFIED! Do you realize what he's going to do to me in that Cell? I'm going to be scarred, bloodied, beaten! He's going to rip me apart limb from limb! With the bleeding and the hurting and the yelling!  He's going to make sure I don't have any teeth! I'm going to get married soon! He's going to make sure I go to the wedding IN A WHEELCHAIR! [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R.! P.R.! Listen, there's nothing to worry about. You are doubting your abilites again! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]ABILITIES? WHAT GOOD DOES HAVING ABILITY DO WHEN YOU HAVE A RUNAWAY TRAIN GUNNING FOR YOUR ASS!?[/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]P.R.! You're thinking negative again! Remember what we talked about? Always think positive, never think negative! Now look, I know this match looks like it'll be a challenge from the outside. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Mmm-hmm! [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]But P.R., don't you realize how great you are? You are the most underrated wrestler in the OAOAST! You've got untapped potential! Hell, you haven't even hit your prime yet![/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]28-32 is your prime, afterwards you decline. Do you agree with this? DAMMIT! How do I still remember that!?[/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Ed, this match is going to be a big one, no doubt. But it's not going to be big because Bohemoth is going to 'destroy' you. No, it's going to be big, because you, Tha Puerto Rican, MY CORPORATE Champion, is going to kill the beast. You, my friend, are going to step inside The Devil's Playground, and you will come out a WINNER! PR, this is your night! Just like your buddy Vitamin X did a few weeks ago, on Sunday May 27th, you will show the world just how great you really are! At School's Out, you are going to lay the smackdown like you always do, and even though none of us will be in the Cell with you, know that we've still got your back, metaphorically speaking of course. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]That's a nice motivational speech, Popick, but you have no idea what it's like to have a demon wanting to kill you inside a giant metal hell. This match is on my mind 24/7. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't work out. I can't do anything. [/color]

[color="#000000"]MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
[/color][color="#000000"]It's true. He's been up the past three days. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]I see him everywhere. It's like Bohemoth is stalking me. I see him on the street. I see him in the bathroom. I see him in the shower. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL turns to Lindsay. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]I see his face on your body when I'm making love to you. [/color]

[color="#000000"]Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is disgusted upon hearing this. Popick is speechless. So is the crowd. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I...did not...expect to...hear that. That's really disturbing. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Bohemoth is EVERYWHERE, Stephen! I'm going to die! I'm really going to die! I know death is inevitable, but...oh my God. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME! BO IS GOING TO KILL ME! He's going to utterly destroy me! He's going to make me wish I'd never been born! Oh no! Oh no! I'm hyperventilating! I'm hyperventilating! I NEVER hyperventilate! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL hyperventilates while Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, The Bone Thug, and Thomas Rodriguez all gather around and try to calm down The Corporate Champ. Popick has another idea.[/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to--[/color]

[color="#000000"]*SLAP!*[/color]

[color="#000000"]Popick SLAPS PRL across his face! He does it again! And again! And again! [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]SNAP OUT OF IT! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL is out of it. His eyes are glazed over. The lights are on, but nobody's home. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]PR, you are SPECIAL! When will you realize this? On May 27th, Bohemoth will feel the Corporate Nightmare, just like everyone else in this damn company! Now either you straighten up and fly right, or I'm gonna have to slap you harder than your mommy slapped you back in the day! This is YOUR match to win, not Bohemoth's! Bohemoth is mince meat on May 27th at School's Out! You've got his number! You OWN Bohemoth! He's going to be eaten ALIVE! YOU GOT THAT!? [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL just looks at the ceiling. [/color]

[color="#000000"]SJP
[/color][color="#000000"]And of course there's always Plan B. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]...What's Plan B?[/color]

[color="#000000"]STEPHEN 
[/color][color="#000000"]Well...the OAOAST Board of Directors has made it so that you and Bohemoth cannot touch each other at all until School's Out. If you and him get into any physical altercation before May 27th, the match is cancelled. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL perks up at hearing this. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Really? [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Yes. Really. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL cracks a half-smile. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Really? [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Yes. Really. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]So, I can do anything I want to Bohemoth...ANYTHING AT ALL...and if he beats me up...the match is off? That's it! No Hell In A Cell at School's Out? [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Absolutely little buddy! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL's half-smile becomes a full smile, which then turns into an evil grin. Puerto even puts his right hand underneath his jaw to complete the gesture. [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Hmmm. I think I like the sound of that! [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]But don't take the easy way out, Puerto! Remember, School's Out is YOUR night! Not Zack Malibu's, not Drek Stone's, not whoever. It's YOURS! They might have to rename the pay-per-view Corporate Nightmare after you're finished with Bohemoth, that braindead musclehead! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]I know, Popick. I know. But...you know...just in case. I'd like to go to the ring and uh...have a *talk* with Bohemoth! You know. Just a talk. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Just a talk? [/color]

[color="#000000"]PRL
[/color][color="#000000"]Yes. Just a talk! [/color]

[color="#000000"]Popick looks at PRL with a suspcious expression on his face. He hesitates, but then...

[/color][color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]--Okay. But that's it. Just a talk. Because I KNOW you can beat Bohemoth at School's Out. I can FEEL IT! [/color]

[color="#000000"]PR
[/color][color="#000000"]Yeah. Yeah. I know. Guys, I'll be right back. Gotta go take care of a little something something! Ciao! [/color]

[color="#000000"]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican gets up and leaves through the door. Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Thomas Rodriguez, Mr. Boricua, and Stephen Joseph Popick watch him leave. Popick then turns his attention to Ms. Lindsay. [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]I'm sure you found what PRL said about Bohemoth a little...weird. [/color]

[color="#000000"]MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ
[/color][color="#000000"]Nah, not really. I always imagine Tobey Macguire's face on PRL's body. Ay Papi! [/color]

[color="#000000"]POPICK
[/color][color="#000000"]Ooookay. [/color]

[color="#000000"]Popick lets what Lindsay just said about her fantasy of making love to the [i]Spider-Man[/i] star sink in as we fade to black with the crowd booing. [/color]

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