HD: Caboose vs. Vitamin X Repost

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place this anywhere on the show, it don't matter.

 

COLE
Fans, almost two weeks ago, we saw a match that will be talked about for years to come. On OAOAST Syndicated back on April 28th, Vitamin X, the Financial Consultant and Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew took on Caboose, a former two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, and folks, the results weren't pretty. Both men bled, both men were hurt, and both men had a match that will NEVER be forgotten! 

COACH
That's right, Mikey! What a night it was for The Lightning Crew! Cuban Wall successfully defended his 24/7 Title against Jamie O'Hara, PRL successfully retained his X-Division Title against Bohemoth, and Vitamin X came out of the shadows and showed the world how tough he really is when he took on Caboose and BEAT HIM fair and squared 1-2-3 without ANY one's help! What a great moment! 

COLE
It certainly was THE highlight of Vitamin X's career thus far, and fans, tonight, just because we love our OAOAST fans very much, we will show you the ENTIRE Caboose vs. Vitamin X No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere Match from two weeks ago on OAOAST Syndicated uncut and unedited! 

COACH
Just another reason WHY the OAOAST is so AWESOME! YEAH-UH~!

Cole looks at Coach. 

COLE
Quite. Anyway fans, before we show this match, we would like to warn you that the following match is very violent. There will be a lot of blood shed and weapon usage. If you have small children, it is recommended that they do not watch this match. 

COACH
Just a little warning from the PR department. And oh yeah, kids, don't try this at all. ANY of it. 

COLE
That's right Coach. So now, without any further ado, HERE is the complete uninterrupted match between Caboose and Vitamin X, No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere, from two weeks ago on the April 2007 edition of OAOAST Syndicated. Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura are on commentary. 

COACH
Roll 'em! 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. 

*KA-CHING~!*

*Come and take your Vitamin X.*

*[i]Bling bling
Everytime I come into the city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride 
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokohama tires
Bling bling

Nigga I got these hoes iced up enough
While my lil B.G.s on the bus puttin' out cigarette butts
But me personally playboy I don't give a fuck 
And I'm a always show love to my cut
Hit tha club light tha bitch up
The Cash Money motto we got ta drank 'til we throw up
Nigga point the hoe out guaranteed I can fuck
Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up
Medallion iced up 
Rolex bezelled up
And my pinky ring is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my grill be slugged up
My heart filled with anger cuz nigga i don't give a fuck
Stack my cheese up
Cuz one day I'm a give this street life up
Beef I don't discuss
A nigga outta line gone get his muthafuckin' head bust
Cash Money millionaires plus
Don't touch sumin nigga you can't fuck
Twenty inches TV's is a must
By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus 

A lil nigga seventeen playin' with six figures
Got so much ice you can skate on a nigga
When you see cash money you know you stay flossin'
Catch cha girl down bad ya know we straight tossin'
I ain't seen a click yet that can stunt like mine
I ain't seen a marette that can run like mine
1999
And its our turn to shine
Fifty or better on our wrist and they all blind
Pourin' vodka 'til I die drank 'til I faint
'Til a nigga tell me I need another drank
My nigga Baby told me work nigga trick to them hoes
Nigga baby told me work nigga better than treatin yo nose
I'm tha freak of tha click
Keep it on tha tuck so I creep on a bitch
And I play it on the raw never sleep with a bitch
Keep it real with my niggas
Never weep for a bitch
Never weep for a bitch

Bling bling
Everytime I come into the city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride 
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokohama tires
Bling bling[/i]*

As "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys continues playing over the P.A. system, causing the crowd to boo loudly, The X-Man himself, Vitamin X comes out. VX does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then plays to the crowd, who respond to him the way they usually do. Vitamin X is carrying a garbage can filled with a garbage can lid, a cookie sheet, and a Kendo stick wrapped in barbed-wire. VX is wearing a silver baseball jersey that has the words VITAMIN X written on it in blue cursive font, VX written on the sleeves in blue blocky letters, and on the back it has "R.I.P. THE LEGEND OF CABOOSE" on top in big blue blocky letters, the OAOAST Syndicated logo in the middle, and "2002-2007" written underneath it. APRIL 28, 2007 is written underneath that. X is also wearing blue sweat pants with the OAOAST logo on the left pant leg, black Adidas sneakers, and black elbow pads. Dollar signs are superimposed over the entryway as Vitamin X begins his walk to the ring. 

SCHIAVONE
Take a good look at his face. Because it might not be in that same condition ever again after this match is over.

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. Coming down the aisle. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 248 lbs. He is the Financial Consultant AND Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew. VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! 

Vitamin X has his eyes focused solely on the ring as he continues making his way to the squared circle. 

SCHIAVONE
This is going to be a BIG one, fans! It's time for Vitamin X to put up or shut up! He's going into the ring tonight alone, and he is going to face an OAOAST Original! It's time for Vitamin X to show how much of a man he is tonight! 

VENTURA
This is a match Vitamin X has waited for not since March, but since he began wrestling! He's never been looked at as a serious threat EVER! But after tonight is done, people will know what Vitamin X, the X-Man is all about! 

SCHIAVONE
I see that so far Vitamin X has honored the stipulations. There are no other Lightning Crew members with him. He's going at this on his own! The way it should be! 

VENTURA
X doesn't need any help tonight! He's confident! He knows he has Caboose right where he wants him! Now tonight, he's going in for the kill! 

Vitamin X jaws with some fans at ringside. He sets the garbage can full of weapons next to the ring and then climbs up the ring steps as "Bling-Bling" continues playing. Prince Vitamin hops onto the second turnbuckle and crosses his arms into a X. He looks at the jeering crowd with a serious expression on his face. Afterwards, Vitamin X hops off the turnbuckle and into the ring. He then grabs the garbage can o' weapons and sets it down on the mat. 

SCHIAVONE
There's no Princess Stacey. No Cuban Wall. No Mr. Boricua. No Bone Thug. No Thomas Rodriguez. No Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. And no PRL. It's just Vitamin X and Caboose. And they have the whole arena at their disposal! One fall to a finish. No Holds Barred!

VENTURA
This is what professional wrestling is all about, Tony Schiavone! A good old fashioned grudge match! This is going to be a night Vitamin X AND Caboose will NEVER EVER forget! 

SCHIAVONE
So much anticipation for this match. This has been building ever since Vitamin X confronted Caboose on the March 1st HeldDOWN~!. On that night, Vitamin X declared WAR on Caboose, and tonight, the war will end. Vitamin X, The X-Man, will go one-on-one with the two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Caboose. For the first time...and quite possibly for the last time! 

VENTURA
"First Time...Last Time...Only Time". That's the way this match has been marketed. And it may be true. We shall see!

Vitamin X paces back and forth in the ring. No Shane-O-Mac Shuffle tonight. Vitamin X is all business. He grabs the Kendo stick wrapped in barbed-wire and stands near the ropes, staring at the entrance with the McMahon SNEER~! etched on his face. 

VENTURA
He's ready, Schiavone! Vitamin X wants to make a name for himself, and THIS is his golden opportunity! 

SCHIAVONE
How far will he go? How much pain will he endure? You got to think Vitamin X wants to beat Caboose as quick as possible! 

VENTURA
Then again, he might want to hurt Caboose and administer PAIN for what's happened over the last two months! Tony, we might see a completely different side of Vitamin X tonight! 

Vitamin X holds the Kendo Stick like a baseball bat. He's still staring at the entrance. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down.

SCHIAVONE
Caboose has been in some memorable battles in the OAOAST. Tonight might be another classic! 

VENTURA
He remembers what happened at AngleMania. He doesn't want a repeat tonight! But Vitamin X wants to finish what he started at AngleMania! BOTH men have something to prove tonight! 

SCHIAVONE
Just who is the better man? Vitamin X vs. Caboose! No titles on the line! This one's all about RESPECT! And you're seeing it tonight on OAOAST Syndicated in primetime! 

CUE: "Cochise" by Audioslave

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHH!"

Spotlights converge all over the arena. Once the bass and drums kick in, Caboose lowers from the rafters, garnering more and more cheers the closer he is to the ground. Finally, 'boose plants his feet near the entrance, drawing the loudest pop of the night thus far. At this point, Chris Cornell's voice is heard over the P.A. system. 

*[i]I've been watching 
While you've been coughing 
I've been drinking life 
While you've been nauseous 

And so I drink to health 
While you kill yourself 
And I've got just one thing 
That I can offer 

Go on and save yourself 
And take it out on me

Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me

Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me

Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me
Yeaaahhhhhhhhhh![/i]*

Caboose unhooks the safety apparatus from his chest. He then raises his trademark cricket bat over his head to another loud cheer. He then points the cricket bat at Vitamin X, whose expression doesn't change. 'boose then begins his walk across the entryway as "Cochise" continues playing. 

BUFFER
And his opponent. From Derby, England. Weighing in at 225 lbs. He is a former two-time One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion. This...is...CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE! 

*[i]I'm not a martyr 
I'm not a prophet 
And I won't preach to you 
But here's a caution 

You better understand 
That I won't hold your hand 
But if it helps you mend 
Then I won't stop it 

Go on and save yourself 
And take it out on me
  
Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me

Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me

Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me
Yeaaahhhhhhhhhh![/i]*

Caboose continues walking to the ring purposely and defiantly as the crowd cheers. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose is in his classic attire. He's got his tights, he's got his facepaint, and of course, he's got his cricket bat! Caboose is 100% ready for this match-up! 

VENTURA
That cricket bat is legal! 

SCHIAVONE
Indeed it is, Jess. Anything goes in this one! Falls Count Anywhere. They can go all over the arena for this one! 

VENTURA
And they will. Vitamin X isn't afraid of Caboose! He's going to show the world just how much tougher he is than Caboose tonight on OAOAST Syndicated! 

Caboose stands near the ring and points the cricket bat at Vitamin X again. VX points to his Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire. He talks trash to Caboose, who just stares. 

SCHIAVONE
This won't be for the weak of heart. This won't be pretty. I bet the censors are going to go nuts over this one! 

VENTURA
I'm sure there will be bleeding. I wouldn't be surprised if Caboose's white face is red by the time this match is over! 

SCHIAVONE
They both might just bleed! Who knows what can happen in a match like this? One thing's for sure: it'll be better than anything the competition has put out this week! 

VENTURA
Nice shot at our competition, Tony! 

SCHIAVONE
Thanks, Jess. 

Caboose climbs the ring steps and then the second turnbuckle. He glares around the arena as the crowd cheers. 'boose then points the cricket bat at Vitamin X once again. He then hops off the second turnbuckle into the ring and makes a beeline for Vitamin X! 

VENTURA
Uh-oh! Here we go! 

Vitamin X throws down the Kendo stick wrapped in barbed-wire and quickly grabs his garbage can full of weapons. VX begs for mercy, but Caboose keeps power walking towards him. 

SCHIAVONE
I think Caboose is ready to start this match! 

Caboose swings the cricket bat! 

And only hits steel as Vitamin X held up the garbage can to block the shot! 

SCHIAVONE
He almost took his head off! 

Caboose swings the cricket bat again...and only gets a garbage can! Caboose keeps on swinging, denting the garbage can in there process! Referee Jimmy Korderas calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

[b]"First Time...Last Time...Only Time"
NO HOLDS BARRED FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
CABOOSE vs. VITAMIN X
(The Lightning Crew is barred from ringside)[/b]
Caboose keeps hitting the garbage can until Vitamin X sticks the can onto the cricket bat. 'boose simply takes the garbage can and throws it over the top rope and onto the floor. That gives Vitamin X some time to escape, as he slips underneath the bottom rope causing the fans to boo! 

SCHIAVONE
And Vitamin X is ALREADY leaving! 

VENTURA
Hey, he's taking a breather! Let him get his mind back into this! 

Vitamin X catches his breath. However, he doesn't catch it for long as Caboose slides underneath the bottom rope and charges forward with the cricket bat...and only hits the stairs! Caboose turns around, his eyes full of RAGE~!, and charges forward, hitting only the barricade this time! Caboose keeps chasing after Vitamin X! He swings the cricket bat, but X moves out of the way, and Caboose hits the ring post! 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose is chasing after Vitamin X like he's a killer in a slasher movie! 

VENTURA
This ain't no movie, Tony! This is real life!

Caboose continues his chase of Vitamin X, swinging the cricket bat wildly, while Prince Vitamin frantically tries to escape! Caboose swings the cricket bat for the hundredth time, but Vitamin X again moves out of the way, and Caboose nearly hits Michael Buffer in the process! VX runs around ringside, bumping into a cameraman along the way! 

SCHIAVONE
Thank God we're up here. 

X trips and falls onto the protective mats. Caboose smiles an evil smile as he slowly walks over to where Vitamin X is lying. He raises the cricket bat over his head and says, "Now, I've got you!" 

But just then, VX gives Caboose a drop toehold, causing him to fall face-first onto the top ring step! 

VENTURA
Great move by Vitamin X! 

SCHIAVONE
He got lucky there! 

VENTURA
Vitamin X using his brains to escape that predicament! That's why he's the Brains of Brains & Brawn. 

Caboose is kissing the top ring step. Vitamin X gets up and grabs the cricket bat. He raises it over his head and laughs manically. 

SCHIAVONE
He's got it! Vitamin X has Caboose's weapon in his hands! 

VENTURA
Oh, this won't be good! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X is in control! 

The crowd boos loudly. The X-Man does a little Shane-O-Mac Shuffle and then lifts the cricket bat over his head, hitting Caboose in the head with it!

NO! 

Caboose grabs the cricket bat, blocking the shot! The OAOAST Original gets up, and continues blocking the shot from Vitamin X! 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose and Vitamin X battling over control of the cricket bat! 

Both men use all their strength, but neither man can gain the advantage. They keep going back and forth, until the cricket bat comes closer and closer to X's face! Vitamin X keeps fighting, but the cricket bat is only an inch away from his face! So VX knees Caboose in the gut. But Caboose continues fighting, and soon the two men are walking around ringside holding the cricket bat. 

VENTURA
They won't give up! They both want that cricket bat BADLY! 

SCHIAVONE
That bat's a powerful weapon! We've seen what Caboose has done with it on many occasions! 

Caboose lies against the ring steps, with the cricket bat coming closer and closer to him. This causes the crowd to start chanting, "CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE!" At long last, Caboose pokes Vitamin X in his eyes and gets the cricket bat back! 

SCHIAVONE
That move's as legal as a headlock in this match! 

VX staggers around ringside following the eyepoke. Caboose measures VX up, and then goes to swing the cricket bat--

*BAM!*

Vitamin X BLASTS Caboose across the head with the dented garbage can! 

SCHIAVONE
My God! I heard that all the way out here! 

VENTURA
That just scrambled Caboose's brain! What's left of it anyway. 

The crowd groans watching that shot. Caboose wobbles, but he doesn't fall down. Instead, he rests on the ring apron. Prince Vitamin shakes the cobwebs out of his head, and then charges forward blasting Caboose over his head with the dented garbage can again! 

SCHIAVONE
A second time! 

VENTURA
Hey, two for the price of one show! I like it! 

Caboose stumbles, but he doesn't fall. He does, however, rest again the ring steps. By now, some of the facepaint has faded away. Vitamin X charges forward, hitting Caboose on top of his head with the garbage can AGAIN! 

SCHIAVONE
Three times! Three times already! 

VENTURA
Caboose can't even defend himself, he's so dazed! 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose is in big trouble already in the early going! 

VITAMIN X
BOO-YAH~!

CROWD
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

X raises the dented garbage can over his head with a cocky smirk on his face. He walks all the way to the other side of the ring, and then rushes forward...but gets kicked in the face by Caboose! The X-Man stumbles, dropping the garbage can in the process. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose with a move right there!

VENTURA
That was a desperation move, Tony! Caboose now knows what he's getting himself into! 

Vitamin X collapses onto the ground. He crawls around ringside. 

*BAM!*

Caboose hits Vitamin X over his head with the dented garbage can! 

SCHIAVONE
And Caboose with some payback right there! 

VENTURA
He got him good. But Vitamin X won't go down that easily! 

Caboose throws the dented garbage can aside. The crowd cheers. 

"KILL THE X-MAN!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"KILL THE X-MAN!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"KILL THE X-MAN!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"KILL THE X-MAN!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

SCHIAVONE
You know, there was a time when Caboose would get angry at these fans for chanting what they're chanting...but I think those days are long gone! 

VENTURA
His opinion on Vitamin X has certainly taken a 180 in the past year hasn't it? 

SCHIAVONE
Well, you could also say that Caboose finally realized the truth.

VENTURA
The truth is subjective in this case, Tony. The truth is subjective! 

Caboose cracks a half-smile, and then picks Vitamin X up and throws him back into the ring. 'boose starts stomping away on The X-Man, causing the Financial Consultant of The Lightning Crew to scream out in pain. Caboose then gets down on his hands and knees and starts choking Vitamin X with his bare hands! VX grabs at Caboose's long hair in response. 

VENTURA
Come on ref, stop this! 

SCHIAVONE
No Holds Barred, Jess! 

VENTURA
But Caboose is going to kill him! 

SCHIAVONE
...And? 

VENTURA
You're sick. You know that? You're sick! 

Caboose finally stops choking VX, and then gets up so that he can stomp him again. Caboose picks VX up and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. X bounces off the ropes, and Caboose kicks him in the gut, then bounces off the ropes himself so that he can hit X with a knee to the face! The crowd cheers. 'boose then takes a few steps back, and then charges forward, jumping up and down with an elbow into Vitamin X's face! Caboose goes for the cover! 

1...









2...








KICK OUT! 

VENTURA
The X-Man ain't out of it just yet! He's still got some fight left in him! 

Caboose is disappointed, but he continues on. He waits for Vitamin X to lift his head off the canvas...so that he can punch him in the face, knocking him back down again! The former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion then chokes Vitamin X with his left foot! 

VENTURA
Caboose has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I think even he knows that killing him wouldn't be such a good idea! 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose wants to torture Vitamin X! He wants to disfigure Vitamin X! 

Caboose lets go. He then bounces off the ropes, charges forward, and hits VX with a baseball slide which sends him out of the ring onto the floor! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh my! That can't be good for your back! 

VENTURA
No DUH, Schiavone! 

Vitamin X holds his back in the pain on the outside. Caboose exits the ring and picks X up, then gives him a swinging neckbreaker! 'boose then gets right back up and climbs the second rope! 

SCHIAVONE
He's gonna fly? From there!? 

VENTURA
He wouldn't dare. 

The crowd cheers loudly, but Vitamin X gets up and walks away, preventing any high-flying moves from happening. The crowd boos loudly. 'boose gets down from the second rope and chases Vitamin X across the aisle. Caboose grabs Vitamin X and scratches his eyes! He scratches VX's eyes again, but this time holds on. That is until Vitamin X grabs Caboose and gives him a back suplex in the entryway! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh! His head bounced off the floor with that! 

VENTURA
The X-Man strikes again! Everytime you think he's done for, he fights back! 

SCHIAVONE
Since when!? 

VENTURA
Since always, Tony! 

Both VX and Caboose hold their heads in pain. But then, X crawls over and covers Caboose. 

1...










2...













NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

SCHIAVONE
That wasn't it! Caboose is still alive! 

VENTURA
He might not be for long, Schiavone! 

Vitamin X's face tells the story. His disappointment is quite obvious. VX slowly gets up, and Caboose slowly gets up a few seconds later. 

SCHIAVONE
The referee's only here to count the pinfall, that's it! Anything goes! They can't be disqualified at all! 

The X-Man grabs Caboose by his neck and tries a backslide! It gets two! Both men get up at the same time. VX kicks Caboose in his gut, and then starts hitting him with the CLUBBERIN~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN'~! forearms to the back of the neck! VX kicks Caboose in the gut again, and then simply grabs him by his hair and slams him onto the floor! 

VENTURA
Yeah, that'll work!

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X simply THROWING Caboose onto the floor with that one! 

VENTURA
Hey, if wrestling doesn't work, just fight dirty! That's what I always say! 

SCHIAVONE
They can in this match! 

Caboose's eyes are glazed over as Vitamin X makes the cover. 

ONE! 








TWO! 







THRE--TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

SCHIAVONE
Only two. Despite that sickening thud we heard just a few moments ago. 

The OAOAST Doubleshot Instant Replay shows Vitamin X throwing Caboose onto the floor. 

VENTURA
I wouldn't want to be Caboose right about now! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X is in control once again. What's going to happen now? 

X is PISSED~! He picks 'boose up and gives him an European Uppercut. X then punches Caboose squared in the face! VX then grabs Caboose by his hair and tights and slams Caboose's head on the top ring step! 

VENTURA
I saw some facepaint fly off right there! 

Vitamin X throws Caboose back into the ring, and then follows himself. VX grabs the cricket bat and stands up, his eyes focused on Caboose. 

SCHIAVONE
X has got the bat once again! 

VENTURA
He's ready to finish off Caboose right here, right now! With his own weapon! 

VX does the McMahon SNEER~! again. He then charges forward, lifting the cricket bat over his head--




--CABOOSE GRABS THE CRICKET BAT! 

SCHIAVONE
What a save by Caboose! 

The crowd comes alive! Caboose fights to hold the cricket bat away from his face! Vitamin X and Caboose once again get into a battle over control of the cricket bat! 

VENTURA
They've been fighting over that cricket bat all match, but neither one has actually USED it yet!

SCHIAVONE
It's not going to be pretty whoever gets the bat! 

The cricket bat is only a few inches away from Caboose's face. But then Caboose fights back, and now both men are holding the cricket bat right between the two of them! 

VITAMIN X
COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! 

"CA-BOOSE!"
"CA-BOOSE!"
"CA-BOOSE!"
"CA-BOOSE!"

Finally, Caboose just kicks Vitamin X right in the nutsack! 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

SCHIAVONE
A little revenge from AngleMania VI there! 

Vitamin X clutches his special area and collapses onto the mat! The crowd cheers. X crawls around the ring while Caboose heads over to a turnbuckle to catch his breath. Once he does that, Caboose charges forward and hits Vitamin X with a lariat! 

VENTURA
LARIA-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! 

SCHIAVONE
...

VENTURA
What? I've always wanted to do that!

Caboose then gets up and looks around for a weapon, finding one in the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire! 

VENTURA
He's going to use the weapon Vitamin X brought into the ring!

SCHIAVONE
It makes sense! Vitamin X tried to use Caboose's cricket bat! 

The crowd cheers, knowing that the Kendo Stick is a weapon Vitamin X has used more than once, and are now greatly looking forward for the tables to be turned. 'boose jogs on over to a turnbuckle corner and holds the Kendo Stick, waiting for Vitamin X to get up. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose has got his eyes locked on Vitamin X! He's got Vitamin X's trademarked weapon in his hands! 

VENTURA
X better look out! There's a man who hates him holding his weapon! And it's covered in barbed-wire! 

SCHIAVONE
You say it as though there's more than one person who hates Vitamin X...and you'd be right! 

Caboose is motioning for Vitamin X to get back to his feet. VX is using the ring ropes to pull himself up. 

SCHIAVONE
These fans are on their feet! 

VENTURA
Caboose is not really going to do this, is he? 

X is on his right knee. He gets to a vertical base. X turns around...



*THWACK!*




AND GETS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE KENDO STICK WRAPPED IN BARBED-WIRE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH!"

SCHIAVONE
Down goes The X-Man! Down goes The X-Man! 

Caboose raises the Kendo Stick over his head to LOUD cheers! He points the Kendo Stick at Vitamin X, and the crowd seems to be clamoring for more pain! 

SCHIAVONE
That barbed-wire connected with Vitamin X's face! 

Indeed, as a small cut has appeared over Vitamin X's right eyebrow. Blood starts coming out of the cut as Vitamin X sits up in pain. 

VENTURA
He's bleeding! He's bleeding! 

SCHIAVONE
Indeed he is, Jess! Vitamin X has been busted open by his own weapon! 

VENTURA
There goes his good looks! 

More and more blood comes out. Vitamin X is screaming out in pain! Caboose takes a few steps back, and then charges forward, jumping up and coming down with the Kendo Stick onto Vitamin X's face! 

SCHIAVONE
ANOTHER one! Caboose is trying to disfigure Vitamin X now! 

VENTURA
You sure the stipulations can't be lifted now? We need some help out here! 

SCHIAVONE
No, Jess! This match has been going along smoothly thus far. 

VENTURA
Smoothly for whom? 

SCHIAVONE
Uh...the fans? 

VENTURA
Shut up, Schiavone! 

Vitamin X can only see red now. The blood has covered the top half of Vitamin X's face! Caboose gets up and throws the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire aside. He stares at VX who is in the fetal position. Caboose punches Vitamin X in his face! He then does it again! And again! And again! And again! 

SCHIAVONE
The blood is flowing! Vitamin X's jet black hair is turning red!

Caboose picks Vitamin X up by his baseball jersey and starts hammering away at his face. VX is now dazed and confused and his face is red. 

SCHIAVONE
The Financial Consultant and Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew being beaten to a bloodied pulp! 

The punching causes Vitamin X to stagger all around the ring. But Caboose keeps on punching him and punching him! 'boose takes X to a turnbuckle corner and starts punching him in the face there. Caboose continues his rapid-fire punching, and then runs over to the opposite turnbuckle. He charges forward, hitting Vitamin X with a Stinger Splash! 

SCHIAVONE
Stinger Splash from the OAOAST Original onto the bloodied Prince of The Lightning Crew! 

Caboose grabs Prince Vitamin by his (now) reddish hair and throws him down onto the mat. X is groggy and breathing hard on the mat. Caboose grabs the Kendo Stick and stalks Vitamin X in the ring. 

VENTURA
I think he's starting to like this! 

SCHIAVONE
Who knows what's going through his mind at this moment? 

The crowd is cheering loudly. Vitamin X is sitting up on the mat. Most of his face is covered in blood by now. Caboose kneels down and GRINDS the Kendo Stick across Vitamin X's forehead, making sure the barbed-wire is nice and tight on The X-Man's skin! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh my God! Look at this! He's using that Kendo Stick like a cheese grater! 

VENTURA
I bet Princess Stacey has stopped watching this match! She can't take it anymore! 

SCHIAVONE
We said this wouldn't be pretty folks! 

VENTURA
How are we getting away with this in primetime!? 

SCHIAVONE
God bless shady politicians!

VENTURA
Can you imagine all the pain he's in? 

SCHIAVONE
I don't want to imagine! 

Caboose finally lets go of X, and X crawls away. 

VITAMIN X
No! No! No! No! No! 

Vitamin X rests his head on the second rope. He wipes some of the blood off of his face and is HORRIFIED at what he sees. 

VENTURA
I don't think The X-Man has bled like THAT before! 

SCHIAVONE
I don't think so either, Jess! 

Vitamin X is convulsing. He cannot believe what he just saw. 

SCHIAVONE
He looks traumatized by looking at his own blood! 

And Caboose just makes it worst by once again GRINDING the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire across Vitamin X's forehead! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh God! Oh God! 

VENTURA
I can't believe he's actually doing this! 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose wants this to be the last time he ever fights Vitamin X all right! 

Caboose lets go, and Vitamin X nearly falls out of the ring, he's so weakened. Caboose pulls X back into the ring by his sweat pants. He then removes Vitamin X's customized baseball jersey and then rips off X's white Lightning Crew T-shirt underneath, revealing Vitamin X's less-than-stellar physique. 

SCHIAVONE
Well, now we know why he wears a shirt all the time. 

VENTURA
Hey leave him alone! He's been busy lately! He hasn't had time to go to the gym! You try being the Financial Consultant to the most powerful group in wrestling and a wrestler at the same time! 

Caboose grabs the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire again. 

VENTURA
That's enough with that Kendo Stick! 

Caboose places the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire in between Vitamin X's legs, right on his crotch! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh boy. 

VENTURA
Oh no! 

The crowd senses trouble too, and cheer to show their approval. Vitamin X's eyes are glazed over, so he has no idea what's about to happen to him. 

VENTURA
This is insane! 

SCHIAVONE
That's why he wants to do this! 

Caboose grabs Vitamin X's legs, and then gives him a legdrop right onto the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire! 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

VENTURA
JESUS CHRIST! 

SCHIAVONE
OH MY GOD! 

The crowd can't believe it either! Vitamin X YELPS in pain! Caboose just stares at X grabbing his buffalo shot in agony. 

SCHIAVONE
I think Caboose did that to make sure Prince Vitamin and Princess Stacey have no children! 

VENTURA
The crown jewels have been damaged! Who's going to be the heir to the heir to the throne now!?

VITAMIN X
OH GOD! OH MY GOD! MY NUTS! MY NUTS! MY NUTS! 

The crowd points and laughs at Vitamin X. Referee Jimmy Korderas asks if Vitamin X wants to give up, but X says, "NO!" 

SCHIAVONE
I don't think Vitamin X will ever feel the same down there ever again! 

"CA-BOOSE!"
"CA-BOOSE!"

VENTURA
These fans are really digging this match! 

SCHIAVONE
The thousands in attendance are on their feet! They feel the end is near for Vitamin X!

VENTURA
It's not! Vitamin X can pull through! I don't know how, but he can pull through! 

Caboose grabs the cookie sheet that Vitamin X brought into the ring. He pulls Vitamin X up by his hair. VX can barely stand. 

*WHACK!*

Caboose hits Vitamin X over the head with the cookie sheet! There's a giant dent in the cookie sheet now! 

SCHIAVONE
Another hard shot in a series of them tonight! 

Caboose goes for the cover! 

1...2....KICK OUT! 

'boose eyes the referee angrily before getting up. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose hasn't said a word. He's remained 100% focused on this match. 

VENTURA
He's gotta think of something REALLY good, Tony! Because Vitamin X is showing us he will not go down easily!

Caboose leaves the ring. He lifts up the ring apron and searches underneath the ring for something. He pulls out a plywood sheet covered in barbed-wire!

SCHIAVONE
Oh my...Oh my...My--My God! 

VENTURA
I don't believe it! 

SCHIAVONE
Is that thing for real!? 

VENTURA
Of course it is, Tony, you idiot! 

The crowd EXPLODES with cheers. Caboose holds the barbed-wire plywood sheet up for the fans to see. 

VENTURA
All that barbed-wire! How did he sneak that thing into the arena!? 

SCHIAVONE
I don't know! I've never seen something like that in my entire life! There's gotten be dozens upon dozens of barbed-wire wrapped in that plywood sheet! 

Caboose slides the barbed-wire plywood sheet into the ring. 

"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"

SCHIAVONE
My thoughts exactly. 

Vitamin X lies on the mat. Caboose walks on over to where Vitamin X is laying. He picks X up. 

VENTURA
Uh-oh! He's in trouble! 

SCHIAVONE
There's a bunch of barbed-wire in the ring and Vitamin X is weak. This won't be too hard to figure out. 

Caboose punches Vitamin X! Vitamin X stumbles, but doesn't fall! Caboose punches Vitamin X again! VX stumbles close to the barbed-wire plywood sheet, but he doesn't fall! Caboose punches Vitamin X a third time. X *almost* falls, but is still on his own two feet! Caboose bounces off the ropes...and gets hit in the face with salt! 

VENTURA
That's classic cheating right there! 

Vitamin X immediatley scoops Caboose up. He then slams him on top of the barbed-wire plywood sheet! 

SCHIAVONE
OH MY GOD! 

VENTURA
Caboose just got a thousand piercings on his back! 

The crowd is in SHOCK! Caboose screams out in pain as the barbed-wire pierces his back. He manages to shift to his side, and the camera does a close-up of the blood coming out of his back! He rolls off the plywood sheet, still screaming. 

"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"
"HO-LEE SHIT!"

Blood is now on the mat. Vitamin X is laughing manically. He gets down on his hands and knees and taunts Caboose, bloodied face and all. 

VENTURA
Look at that! He's badmouthing him! 

SCHIAVONE
No matter what type of match he's in, Vitamin X always has time to run his mouth! 

VENTURA
That's why he's one of the greats today! 

VX pulls Caboose further away from the plywood sheet covered in barbed-wire and covers him, hooking his right leg! 

1...

















2...



















3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRONG! 

KICK OUT! 

SCHIAVONE
He kicked out! By God, he kicked out! 

VENTURA
This match has already taken a toll on them, and they're STILL fighting! 

SCHIAVONE
They both want to win. They both want to show just how tough they really are! Vitamin X especially wants to show the world that he's more than just a member of The Lightning Crew! He's a real wrestler! 

VENTURA
He doesn't have to go through this to prove that! He's already got my seal of approval! 

Vitamin X can't believe it. By now, the blood has dried on his face. He mouths "Son of a bitch!" and then picks Caboose up. VX starts punching him in the face! Punch! Punch! Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! Punch! 

VENTURA
Ha ha! He's still got it in him! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X getting cocky. 

VENTURA
He said we would see a different side of him tonight. And we have. 

VX picks up the barbed-wire plywood sheet and sets it up against a turnbuckle. 

SCHIAVONE
More!? They want to use more of that *thing*!? 

VENTURA
I think the blood loss is affecting his thinking, Tony Schiavone!

VX has the plywood sheet set up perfectly, so he walks on over to where Caboose is. VX grabs Caboose by his left arm and gives him a whip--NO! Caboose holds on! X kicks Caboose in his gut, and then punches him in the face several times. He grabs Caboose by his left arm and gives him a whip--Caboose refuses to let go. VX punches Caboose again as the camera does a close-up of Caboose's bloodied back. Vitamin X grabs Caboose by his left arm and gives him a whip--Caboose reverses--VX reverses--and Caboose hits the barbed-wire plywood sheet left shoulder first! 

SCHIAVONE
GAH~! 

Caboose's left arm is stuck to the barbed-wire. So Vitamin X decides to make things worse by hitting Caboose with a dropkick! Caboose is squished further into the barbed-wire! 'boose then collapses onto the mat, his left shoulder COMPLETELY bloodied! 

SCHIAVONE
....

VENTURA
Wow. You don't know what to say! 

Vitamin X gets right back up. He takes a deep breath, and then throws the barbed-wire plywood sheet right onto Caboose's left arm!

VENTURA
My...God. 

Caboose screams in pain some more! The crowd boos Vitamin X loudly! 

"X'S A PUSS-SEE!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"X'S A PUSS-SEE!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"X'S A PUSS-SEE!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
"X'S A PUSS-SEE!"
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

VENTURA
Are they watching the same match I am!? 

SCHIAVONE
They DESPISE Vitamin X, Jesse! They don't want him to win under any circumstances! 

VENTURA
Hey, Caboose brought that weapon into the ring! It's his own fault! 

SCHIAVONE
Doesn't give the right for Vitamin X to use it the way he did! 

VENTURA
Anything goes in this match, Tony! 

SCHIAVONE
Darn, you're right. 

VENTURA
Score one for "The Body"! 

Jimmy Korderas tries to pull the barbed-wire plywood sheet off of Caboose, but Vitamin X tells him to scram, he'll do it himself. VX does indeed pull the barbed-wire plywood sheet off of Caboose, revealing Caboose's bloodied left arm. The crowd boos Vitamin X loudly. They chant for Caboose. VX leaves the ring and lifts up the ring apron to search for something. He comes out with a white bag. 

SCHIAVONE
Now what? 

X throws the white bag into the ring, and then follows. X looks at Caboose, who is starting to get up, and smiles evilly. Prince Vitamin unties the white bag and then turns it upside down to reveal the contents of the bag. 

THUMBTACKS! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh good. Just what this match needed! 

Vitamin X pours the bag of thumbtacks all around an area of the ring as Caboose continues getting up. X kicks some thumbtacks into place and then waits for Caboose to get to his feet. 

VENTURA
This won't be pretty! Look at Caboose! His back, his left arm are bloodied! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X might be trying to bloody ANOTHER body part!

Caboose uses the ropes to pull himself up. Blood is now on Vitamin X's chest. Vitamin X is tired of waiting, so he grabs Caboose and kicks him in the gut. X punches 'boose in the face several times. 

VENTURA
I don't think either man knows what it feels like to have thumbtacks stuck to your body! 

SCHIAVONE
One of them will find out now! 

Vitamin X continues punching Caboose in the face while the crowd buzzes in anticipation. They chant for Caboose. VX grabs Caboose, and lifts him up onto his shoulders. The crowd boos. 

SCHIAVONE
The X-Clamation Point! He's going for The X-Clamation Point! 

VX holds Caboose in the air in a Torture Rack position. X screams out that Caboose is "FINISHED!" The X-Man stands next to the bed of thumbtacks, and then throws Caboose off of his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker--

NO! Caboose lands on his feet behind Vitamin X! Caboose grabs Vitamin X and lifts him up in a back suplex position...






AND THEN THROWS HIM ONTO THE THUMBTACKS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

SCHIAVONE & VENTURA
.........................................

Vitamin X is HORRIFIED! He rolls around the bed of thumbtacks, screaming the loudest he's possibly screamed in his entire life! 

SCHIAVONE
I don't believe it! I can't believe it! Did I just see what I just saw!?!?

VENTURA
You did Tony! Vitamin X! Those thumbtacks! He's not wearing any shirt! And there's no forcefield over his body! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X is lying in a bed of thumbtacks! In all my years of wrestling, I have NEVER seen something like what I just saw! 

VX sits up. He screams even more when he sees a few of the thumbtacks are stuck on his chest! And not just that, but they're covering his fingers too! The camera does a closeup of X's back, now mostly covered in thumbtacks! 

VITAMIN X
They're in the bone! They're in the bone! 

SCHIAVONE
They're on his back! He's a human pin cushion! 

VENTURA
Somebody get Princess Stacey away from the TV right now! She should NOT under any circumstances see this! 

X takes off some of the thumbtacks from his right arm, which allows the blood to start coming out. X is shaking in the ring, looking traumatized by what just happened. 

SCHIAVONE
I see some thumbtacks on the back of his sweat pants! They're covering his sneakers! How much pain is he in right now!? 

Vitamin X is on his knees, in horrendous pain. The crowd cheers loudly. Caboose picks Prince Vitamin up and rolls him up! 

ONE~! 














TWO~!

















KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

VENTURA
It's not over! It's STILL not over! 

SCHIAVONE
How is that possible!? How could Vitamin X possibly kicked out after THAT!? 

VENTURA
Vitamin X is showing the world just how tough he is tonight! Everyone underestimating him only adds more fuel to the fire! 

Caboose, left arm covered in blood, mouths, "Shit!" Meanwhile, Vitamin X frantically pulls some of the thumbtacks from his hands. But his back is still covered with them! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X found the strength to kick out! I'm shocked! 

VENTURA
I'm not Tony! 

SCHIAVONE
You're alone then, Jess! These fans can't believe it either! 

Caboose sits up. The crowd cheers. Vitamin X is still pulling the thumbtacks from his hands. He looks at Caboose saying, "You're crazy!" Then, The X-Man slides underneath the bottom rope and leaves the ringside area while STILL pulling thumbtacks out of his hands! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X is leaving! 

VENTURA
He's going to get those damn thumbtacks off of his body! I don't blame him for wanting to leave now! 

SCHIAVONE
This match has no countouts! There must be a winner! 

VENTURA
Who cares about that now? For crying out loud, HE HAS THUMBTACKS ON HIS BACK!

SCHIAVONE
I don't think Caboose cares how Vitamin X is feeling right now. 

Apparently not, because Caboose leaves the ring and punches Vitamin X in the back! 

VENTURA
UGH! 

Vitamin X trips, but gets back up and runs away, with Caboose right behind him! VX tries to beg off, but Caboose power walks closer and closer to him. So, VX decides to climb the scaffolding that's holding up the AngleTron! The crowd cheers, hoping for a nasty fall. 

SCHIAVONE
Look at this! Vitamin X is climbing the scaffolding! 

VENTURA
And his hands are still covered with thumbtacks! 

Vitamin X doesn't get far, however, as Caboose grabs X by the waist band of his sweat pants and pulls him off the scaffolding onto the floor, with VX landing with a sickening THUD! 

CROWD
GROAN!

SCHIAVONE
Oh my! That had to hurt! 

VENTURA
Gee, you think! 

X lies on the floor, not moving. His blood shot eyes are looking right up at the ceiling. Caboose just stares at X with contempt on his face. 

SCHIAVONE
Those thumbtacks are STILL in his back! 

VENTURA
That just made that fall a thousand times worst! 

Vitamin X still hasn't moved. The crowd cheers. Jimmy Korderas checks on VX. He calls for some help. 

SCHIAVONE 
This match has gotten out of control! 

VENTURA
It's been out of control ever since the bell rang, Tony! These two have been going at it like beasts! 

EMTs come out to check on Vitamin X. X starts moving his arms. 

SCHIAVONE
He's been pierced and punctured! And then he took that NASTY fall! 

An instant replay shows Vitamin X's fall onto the floor. 

VENTURA
And those thumbtacks are STILL on his back! I have no idea the pain Vitamin X is going through right now! 

SCHIAVONE
Nobody should go through what Vitamin X is going through. His career, not to mention his LIFE will never be the same after this match!

Referees Tim White, Mickey Jay, Charles Robinson, and Mike Chioda come out and tell Caboose to go to the back. Caboose leaves. 

But then changes his mind and attacks Tim White, Mickey Jay, Charles Robinson, and Mike Chioda! 

VENTURA
He's striking referees now! 

SCHIAVONE
Well, even though it's No Holds Barred, I can't really condone that. 

VENTURA
Damn right! 

The crowd cheers loudly as Caboose climbs the scaffolding himself! 

VENTURA
What? What the--? 

SCHIAVONE
He's climbing that mechanism himself! 

VENTURA
The hell? 

'boose climbs higher and higher until he's near the AngleTron! The crowd cheers LOUDER! 

SCHIAVONE
What is he doing!? What is he doing!? 

The EMTs and Jimmy Korderas try to get Caboose off of the scaffold, but it doesn't work. 

SCHIAVONE
He's not gonna...

VENTURA
No...

SCHIAVONE
No way! This is career suicide! 

VENTURA
I guess he hates Vitamin X this much! 

Caboose jumps off the scaffolding, doing a FROG SPLASH onto Vitamin X! 

SCHIAVONE
OneWayTicket! OneWayTicket! Caboose with the OneWayTicket, his version of the Frog Splash, onto Vitamin X! 

VENTURA
HOLY SHIT! 

The crowd can't believe it! Caboose stays on top of Vitamin X, covering him! Caboose hooks VX's legs! He orders Jimmy Korderas to make the count. 

1...













2...
















2 1/2























2.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
























KICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCHIAVONE
No! No! No! THAT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH! 

VENTURA
I tell ya, this kid even surprises ME! And that doesn't happen very often! 

The crowd boos, thinking that was the finish. Caboose is shocked himself, but Jimmy Korderas puts up two fingers and that's final. 

SCHIAVONE
Where did he find the strength to kick out? 

VENTURA
I don't know. Vitamin X must be superhuman! Maybe that's why they call him The X-Man! 

SCHIAVONE
You see the blood on Vitamin X's arms. His back still covered in thumbtacks! The toll this match has taken on X will be felt for years and years to come! 

Caboose stands up, a little wobbly. He argues with the referee, but Jimmy Korderas still insists it was only a two count. 'boose curses under his breath, and walks around, getting the blood rushing through his veins again. Meanwhile, Vitamin X is still on the floor, breathing hard, but the bleeding has stopped. 

VENTURA
Caboose is wondering what's it going to take? How much more punishment must Vitamin X endure? HOW MUCH MORE!?

The crowd chants, "CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE! CA-BOOSE!" Caboose slowly picks up Vitamin X, who is almost knocked out, and drags him by his reddish hair back to the ring, punching him in the face along the way. VX manages to remove some of the thumbtacks from his body, leaving behind blood stains. Caboose throws Vitamin X underneath the bottom rope. 

SCHIAVONE
And we're back in the ring. 

VENTURA
And those thumbtacks are STILL there! 

SCHIAVONE
Yes they are. And somehow I doubt Caboose is going to just leave them there unused! 

Caboose picks Vitamin X up. 

EndOfTheLine! 

SCHIAVONE
This is how this whole feud started! 

VENTURA
And this might be how it ends! 

Caboose covers X, hooking his left leg. The crowd counts along. 

CROWD
ONE! 











TWO! 










THREE! 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 

SCHIAVONE
And THAT wasn't it, either! 

Caboose sits up, and immediatley mouths, "DAMN!" The crowd starts booing. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose has to be absolutely frustrated! 

VENTURA
Frustrated? He's gotta be shocked! Can you believe the endurance of Vitamin X? 

SCHIAVONE
No I cannot. 

VENTURA
Can you believe what he's withstood? What he's endured? 

SCHIAVONE
We're certainly seeing a different side of Vitamin X here tonight.

Caboose slowly gets back to his feet. He's breathing hard. Half of his facepaint is gone. 'boose runs his hands through his hair. He then slowly walks over to where the plywood sheet covered in barbed-wire is and picks it up, setting it against a turnbuckle corner. 

SCHIAVONE
Caboose looking to inflict more damage with that board! 

VENTURA
He's still up! I can't believe it either! 

SCHIAVONE
We all know Caboose. If Caboose is breathing, he's fighting! 

VENTURA
He might not be breathing for long if this keeps up! 

Caboose has set the barbed-wire plywood sheet up against the turnbuckle. He then walks over to grab Vitamin X who is resting on the outside. 

*THWACK!*

Vitamin X hits Caboose in the face with the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire! 

VENTURA
He got him right between the eyes! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X has struck back with that Kendo Stick! 

VENTURA
Wrapped in barbed-wire! That's HIS weapon! 

Caboose covers his face. Vitamin X twirls his Kendo Stick a little bit before heading back into the ring. Caboose gets up, and a cut appears over his forehead. 

SCHIAVONE
We have more blood! As though this match needed it! Caboose is bleeding from the forehead in addition to his left arm and back! 

VENTURA
Both of these men could donate enough blood for 8 people by now! 

SCHIAVONE
Maybe 20 people too! 

Caboose is slowly back to his feet. He charges forward, and gets hit in the gut with the Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed-wire! 

SCHIAVONE
Goodness gracious! 

The crowd groans as the barbed-wire pierces Caboose's skin. VX has a little trouble pulling the barbed-wire out of Caboose's stomach! But when he does, he continues on, hitting the Kendo Stick into Caboose's bloodied back! Caboose falls to the mat, but X is not done yet, hitting 'boose in the back with the Kendo Stick again! And a third time! And a fourth time! A a FIFTH time! X does some faux-Kung Fu style twirling with the Kendo Stick, drawing boos! 

SCHIAVONE
The OAOAST Legend is down! He is flat on his stomach! His face is a mixture of white face paint and red blood! This is the most punishment Caboose has taken in a match in a LONG time! 

VENTURA
Caboose will never forget what Vitamin X has done to him, and I bet that's what Vitamin X wanted all along! 

VX throws the barbed-wire Kendo Stick aside. He slowly walks around the ring. X tries to do the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, but his back hurts too much he can't do it. 

VENTURA
Look at that! Caboose has taken away his ability to do the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! 

SCHIAVONE
Good. Maybe he'll stop doing it then! 

VENTURA
Oh come on! That's crossing the line there, Tony! That's gone too far! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh Jess, calm down! 

VX walks around the ring some more, trying to recover as quick as possible. Then, he walks on over to Caboose and picks up the bloodied, battered OAOAST Original. X saids something to 'boose's face, and then turns him around. X lifts Caboose up onto his shoulders---Caboose lands right on his feet! Caboose turns Vitamin X around, grabs him...


EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vitamin X delivers a low-blow to Caboose! 

SCHIAVONE
That is absolutely legal. You can't complain about that! 

VENTURA
You're right. For a change. 

Caboose's face is now covered in blood. Vitamin X lifts Caboose onto his shoulders into a Torture Rack position. He holds Caboose up on his shoulders for a few seconds...before throwing him off of his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! 

THE X-CLAMATION POINT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

SCHIAVONE
The X-Clamation Point! He hit it! 

VENTURA
That's the X-Clamation Point for this match! 

Vitamin X and Caboose both lie on the mat while the crowd stands up in shock. Both combatants are bloodied, battered, and breathing hard. Jimmy Korderas checks on the two men. 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X hit it! He hit his finishing move! 

VENTURA
I knew he would! He's going to do it! He's going to pull off the upset! Nobody saw it coming! That's gotta be it! 

Vitamin X raises his left hand in the air. He slowly turns to his side. He uses some more of his strength to push himself up. Prince Vitamin crawls over to Caboose's carcass, his face no longer white but completely red, and makes the cover, hooking Caboose's left leg. Jimmy Korderas counts. 

1...

















2...















2 1/2

















2.9999999999999999999999999999999999











3--LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VENTURA
UNBELIEVABLE! 

SCHIAVONE
CABOOSE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT OF THE X-CLAMATION POINT! 

VENTURA
How did he do that!? I thought he was done far! 

SCHIAVONE
So did these fans! 

The fans cheer loudly. Vitamin X's mouth is agape. X, the blood on his face dried, sits up, stunned. Caboose sits up as well, the blood still flowing from the cut on his forehead. Caboose crawls over to where his cricket bat is at and grabs it. 

VENTURA
He's going for the bat, Schiavone! 

SCHIAVONE
The bat's certainly done some damage in this match thus far! 

Caboose uses the ring ropes to pull himself up, while holding the cricket bat with his left hand. Vitamin X is slowly getting up. 

SCHIAVONE
A collision is about to happen! That cricket bat is going to cause some pain, I'm sure it will! 

VENTURA
Caboose is going to use that cricket bat on Vitamin X like he would use it while actually playing cricket! 

SCHIAVONE
This match is about to get a whole lot more violent I think! 

VENTURA
This isn't a match, it's a war! 

Caboose gets to a vertical base. He has trouble standing up. 'boose grabs hold of the cricket bat with both his hands and waits for Vitamin X to get up too. When he does, Caboose takes a swing with the cricket bat. 

BLOCKED! 

Vitamin X takes the cricket bat away from Caboose...


AND BREAKS IT OVER HIS RIGHT KNEE! 

SCHIAVONE
Oh my God! 

VENTURA
That's symbolism, Tony! Vitamin X is finishing off Caboose's career! 

Caboose is shocked! That gives Vitamin X enough time to sandwich Caboose's head in between the two pieces of the cricket bat! 

VENTURA
Oh! That's a new one! 

Caboose covers his ears in pain and stumbles around the ring. Vitamin X throws the two pieces of the cricket bat onto the mat. Vitamin X then grabs Caboose and lifts him up onto his shoulders again in a Torture Rack position. 

VENTURA
He's going for it! He's going to do it again! 

Vitamin X parades around the ring with Caboose on his shoulders. X has a look of RAGE~! on his face. He yells out a battle cry before throwing the weakened Caboose off his shoulders and giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! Caboose's back lands on the top half of the cricket bat! 

SCHIAVONE
The X-Clamation Point! 

VENTURA
On the cricket bat! How's that for irony? 

Vitamin X quickly covers Caboose, hooking both legs. Jimmy Korderas counts. 

1...















2...


















3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (21:02)

SCHIAVONE
It's over! By George, it's over! 

VENTURA
He did it! He finally did it! 

The crowd is surprised that that's the finish. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. Vitamin X lies on top of Caboose, breathing a sigh of relief. 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO!"

The X-Man rolls off of Caboose and gets his hand raised by Jimmy Korderas. X lies on the mat for a few more minutes while his theme song continues playing. 

VENTURA
The Legend Killer lives! The X-Man has beaten the OAOAST Original! He has beaten Caboose 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring! 

SCHIAVONE
Uh-huh. And he didn't need anybody's help. The Lightning Crew adhered to the stipulation. He did it on all his own, fair and squared. He used his natural ability, his brains, and some weapons to put Caboose down for the count. Vitamin X proved to all of us tonight just how much of a man he really is! 

VENTURA
He did it! He has finally shown the world just how great he is! 

SCHIAVONE
And maybe, just maybe, he has gotten Caboose's RESPECT! 

VENTURA
He better had. Or else Vitamin X might beat him up some more! 

VX rolls across the ring to the ring apron. The blood has stopped flowing all over his body, but he is still in tremendous pain. X wipes some blood off his forehead and then chuckles, happy over his victory. Caboose is still lying on the mat. 

SCHIAVONE
We said this would be a night Vitamin X would never forget, and I'm sure he won't! This was the most brutal, most violent, most FIERCE match Vitamin X has ever been in! The bloodied Financial Consultant of The Lightning Crew took EVERYTHING Caboose gave him and after two X-Clamation Points, the second of which was on a piece of the cricket bat, the X-Man, the Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew, came out the victor in what will go down as the biggest win of his career thus far! 

VENTURA
People will look at Vitamin X differently from now on. Before he was just PRL's lackey. After tonight, he IS a SUPERSTAR! 

SCHIAVONE
Well, you could certainly say he earned it. He worked hard for this victory. 

VENTURA
He sure did, Tony! He sure did! 

Cuban Wall and Princess Stacey come out. Cuban Wall checks on his regular tag team partner, while Princess Stacey gives Prince Vitamin a hug and a kiss. Stacey's eyes are watery as she hugs her boyfriend some more. 

SCHIAVONE
There's Cuban Wall, Vitamin X's partner in Brains & Brawn. 

VENTURA
And there's Princess Stacey! Look at her! She's horrified! She can't believe what her Prince went through in that match! She's cuddling him like a puppy! 

SCHIAVONE
Another BIG victory for The Lightning Crew tonight on OAOAST Syndicated! 

VENTURA
Tha Puerto Rican must be VERY pleased with this match! VERY much so! 

"Bling-Bling" continues playing as Cuban Wall and Princess Stacey help the weakened Vitamin X off the ring apron onto the floor. Wall and Princess Stacey help Vitamin X walk back to the entrance. Cuban Wall swats at any fan trying to touch X, while Princess Stacey goes back and forth between being happy for her man's victory, while at the same time being worried for his health. Vitamin X, despite being in horrible, horrible pain, still finds the strength inside of him to raise his right hand in victory. Cuban Wall takes some of the thumbtacks off of Vitamin X's back. 

VENTURA
I don't think this is so much a congratulations as it's picking up the pieces, so to speak. 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X's body went through SO much damage in this one match! He might have cut a few years off of his career! 

VENTURA
But at least his career will continue! I'm not so sure about Caboose's career now! 

SCHIAVONE
You know, you may be right. I think Caboose's comeback has been cut short tonight! 

VENTURA
And if it has, then Mission: Accomplished! 

Caboose sits up. The crowd cheers. 'boose breathes a heavy sigh of sadness. 

VENTURA
Look at Caboose. It was his own cricket bat. The same cricket bat he has used for five years now! It was THAT weapon that led to his downfall! It was the one thing he thought could take out Vitamin X. It was THAT weapon that spelled his doom! It's very Hollywood-like in it's irony. 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X picked up the pinfall on a former two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! He is STILL on his feet, while Caboose is only now starting to get up. This has to be considered a major upset tonight on OAOAST Syndicated in primetime! He will never forget this day, no doubt about that! When you ask Vitamin X what he did on Saturday April 28, 2007, he's going to tell you, 'I beat Caboose in a No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere Match!'

Cuban Wall chuckles a little as he, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey continue their walk back to the entrance. All Vitamin X can say is "Uhhhhhhhh....". Caboose is up and raising his hands, a defeated man. The crowd still gives him a standing ovation. 

VENTURA
What a match. What a FIGHT is more like it! But look at Vitamin X. He's going to need the best plastic surgery money can buy! Luckily he has the money that can buy the best plastic surgery in the world! I mean, look at what he went through in this match! 

The OAOAST Syndicated logo flashes across the screen. Cut to replays of the match, starting with Caboose throwing Vitamin X into the bed of thumbtacks. 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X fought on, even after getting thrown into those thumbtacks. His back was literally COVERED in thumbtacks! 

VENTURA
Oh, that's so painful to watch! His back, his arms, his feet! Jesus Christ, that had to be painful! 

Cut to Caboose doing the OneWayTicket onto Vitamin X from the scaffolding. 

SCHIAVONE
Then Caboose threw Vitamin X onto the cold hard concrete, and followed that up by going up the scaffolding himself and jumping off with the OneWayTicket, a move we haven't seen in quite a while! 

VENTURA
Caboose probably pushed those thumbtacks FURTHER into X's back! He had no shirt on. His body took ALL of that! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X felt 225 lbs. crashing onto him with no mat underneath him! That was just bare concrete! 

Cut to Caboose trying to hit Vitamin X with the cricket bat, but X grabbing the bat and breaking it over his right knee. Then following it up by giving Caboose the X-Clamation Point. 

SCHIAVONE
And then, came the ending. Caboose looked to use his trusty cricket bat like he's done countless times before. But Vitamin X was ready this time. He grabbed the bat and BROKE it over his knee! Then use the broken pieces as a new weapon, then giving Caboose the X-Clamation Point, with Caboose's bare back hitting part of the cricket bat! 

VENTURA
That was symbolism, Tony Schiavone! Vitamin X was symbolically ending Caboose's career by breaking his cricket bat! That one bat has hurt every OAOAST superstar, Zack Malibu, CWM, Stephen Joseph Popick, Alfdogg! That one bat was BROKEN by Vitamin X! Doesn't that say something!? 

SCHIAVONE
Uh...

VENTURA
Yes it does. Vitamin X was the biggest threat Caboose has ever faced! And on this night, Vitamin X proved once and for all that he is BETTER than Caboose! 

SCHIAVONE
It was indeed The X-Man's night! He showed the world what he was truly made of, and I think every OAOAST fan watching will never forget the image of Vitamin X being thrown into the thumbtacks! 

VENTURA
Or Vitamin X giving Caboose the X-Clamation on that piece of the cricket bat. 

SCHIAVONE
Yes. That too. 

VENTURA
Most definitely. 

Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey stop at the entrance. Cuban Wall taunts the fans since Vitamin X is unable too. Princess Stacey smiles evilly. Vitamin X just holds onto Stacey and cracks a weak smile. The fans boo loudly. Caboose is being helped by the EMTs in the ring. 

SCHIAVONE
What a war.

VENTURA
Both men are battle scarred. This match has taken a toll on the both of them mentally and physically. Vitamin X may have won, but Caboose put up a fight too. 

SCHIAVONE
He did, Jess. But only Vitamin X can say he won this match. And he did it on his own. Without any help from The Lightning Crew whatsoever. 

VENTURA
Has your opinion of Vitamin X changed? 

SCHIAVONE
Eh...a little. 

VENTURA
A little? That's it!? 

SCHIAVONE
Okay...maybe more than a little. 

VENTURA
Oh come on, Tony! Vitamin X just went through hell! What more do you want!? 

SCHIAVONE
I still think he's an obnoxious spazz who should shut his mouth...but at least I know he can fight too. 

VENTURA
Oh Tony. I don't know what to do to help you. 

Cuban Wall and Princess Stacey raise Vitamin X's hands in victory. They both laugh manically. Vitamin X finally shows some emotion, cracking a cocky smirk on his bloody face. Caboose is sitting on the ring apron, his back, left arm, his left hand, and face completely covered in blood, breathing hard. The EMTs are still checking on him. 

SCHIAVONE
These two men will no doubt EVER be the same again! We did see a different side of Vitamin X tonight. A side perhaps we'll see more of in the future! We said this would be the first...last...and possibly ONLY time we would see this match...and I think we were right! 

VENTURA
"First Time...Last Time...Only Time". Truer words were never spoken! Vitamin X is on the road to the top now, Schiavone! The future is bright for Vitamin X! 

SCHIAVONE
But maybe not so much for Caboose! 

VENTURA
Vitamin X has DESTROYED the legend of Caboose! Just like his shirt said! All Hail Prince Vitamin! He's not just The X-Man, right now, he's THE MAN! 

SCHIAVONE
Vitamin X is on cloud nine now! He has beaten an OAOAST Original, a founding member of the One And Only AngleSault Thread! Vitamin X has come out of the shadows here tonight! What a memorable match we just witnessed! And we still got ONE MORE MATCH left! We'll be right back with the main event of OAOAST Syndicated in primetime, right after this!

Caboose slowly gets off the ring apron, crushed. Cuban Wall taunts the camera. Cuban Wall and Princess Stacey help Vitamin X walk through the curtains while the crowd boos and "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys continues playing. The camera shows the entrance, and this is the last image we see before we go to commercial. 

[b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. 

COLE
Wow. What a match. What an unbelieveable, exciting, breath taking match! Vitamin X stepped up to the plate BIG TIME on that night in St. Louis. 

COACH
I knew it. I knew it before anyone else knew it. I did. I really did. Now I can say I told you so! Vitamin X is The X-MAN! 

COLE
That match took more of a toll on Vitamin X then any other match in his entire life. We haven't seen Vitamin X OR Caboose since OAOAST Syndicated, but we presume that they're both recovering from the massive beating they both received and will return soon. 

COACH
I hope Vitamin X returns soon. Not Caboose. 

COLE
Coach, seriously? 

COACH
Just because the guy got hit with barbed-wire doesn't mean I'll change my mind about him! Caboose knew what he was getting himself into, and as a result, I have no sympathy for him! 

COLE
That's real nice, Coach. Real nice. Luckily for you, Caboose hates your guts too! 

COACH
Fine by me. Painted up lazy freak! 

COLE
You really are something, aren't you? 

COACH
That's why people call me Da Coach, and not DA LOSER like they're calling Caboose! 

COLE
Oh will you stop? Please! 

COACH
I'm just saying, ol' CAB-O got WHOOPED on Syndicated, WHOOPED like the LOSER that he is! 

COLE
Don't start! Don't start! 

COACH
Loser! 

COLE
Enough! Shush! 

COACH
...Loser. 

COLE
Coach! 

COACH
Bite me!