Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 An overhead shot inside the arena leads us to the squared circle and ring announce Michael Buffer, joined by LOS CONQUISTADORS. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Currently in the ring, the meanest and baddest hombres in el mundo…Los Conquistadors! Uno and Dos raise their fists to a chorus of boos. The jeers quickly turn to cheers as Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box” hits. The “Angel of Death” herself, Holly-Wood, leading her team to the ring. BUFFER Their opponents, accompanied by their manager HOLLY-WOOD…from Sin City, total combine weight 430 pounds, the greatest rock ‘n wrestling band of all-time…THE HEAVENLYYYYYY RRRRRR-- COLE Michael Buffer, get out of there now! * DINGDINGDING * Los Conquistadors catch the Heavenly Rockers with a cheap shot as they step through the ropes, but it doesn’t take long for Synth and Logan to fight back and gain the upper hand. Logan rakes Uno’s eyes and tosses him outside, then helps his partner pummel Dos to his knees. Whipped to the ropes and elevated high above, Dos lands flat on his back courtesy of a Heavenly Rockers tandem maneuver. Dos again finds himself on his back following a DOUBLE SYNCHRONIZED DROPKICK! Logan covers! ONE… But only one as Uno breaks up the count. Logan removes his leather jacket and throws it at Uno’s feet. In case that didn’t grab his attention Mann throws Dos down as well, daring Uno to tag in. To the surprise of many, perhaps, Uno accepts the challenge. He and Logan lock up and, as the Heavenly Rockers been known to do in the past, Logan busts out a wristlock to prove he is indeed a trained wrestler, followed by a snap mare takeover and a fist to the jaw. ONE… KICKOUT! Logan brings Uno to his feet and works the body over with a series of stinging left jabs. Once he’s had his fun Logan tags Synth and fires Uno into the ropes, drilling him in the midsection with a hard right that enables Synth to snap him over with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Instead of going for the cover Synth climbs onto the second rope and drops the big elbow! ONE… TWO… NO! Again a Conquistador is there to make the save, this time Dos. Synth slams Uno for good measure and tags Logan back in. Holly-Wood cheering her husband on as he scales to the top, spreading his “wings” (arms) to build the drama… COLE If Logan hits this it’s all over. …FLYING DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST!! Mann bounces off Uno and across the ring, decking Dos with a WICKED LEFT HOOK! “D-D-T!” “D-D-T!” “D-D-T!” COLE You know what the fans want to see. COACH Funny how you scream at the top of your lungs when somebody like “Sweet” Lucius Soul looks to add an exclamation point to the end of a match, yet it’s just giving the people what they want when the Heavenly Rockers do it. All I’m asking for is some consistency. Logan twirls the FINGER OF DOOM~ and waves in Synth. They hook Uno’s head and spike him into the mat! COLE Percussion DDT! Synth plays air guitar as Logan covers! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE The Heavenly Rockers meant business tonight, Coach. It only took them a little over 2 minutes to finish off a tough Conquistadors team. Logan calls for and receives the microphone. LOGAN Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” LOGAN No more Mister Nice Guy. You, us. SCHOOL’S OUT! Title, non-title…it don’t make a difference. The Heavenly Rockers are coming after your asses sayeth Logan Usher Mann! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE The challenge has been issued. All we can do now is await the response of the HI-YAH tag team champions. Hopefully sometime tonight. COACH I’ll say this, Cole -- the Heavenly Rockers won’t have it as easy as they did tonight against Rico and Lucius. COLE A whole lot more still to come, fans. Don't you dare go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
