The End Of PRL vs. DDD from Last Week

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Second segment in the show, please. Make room for a PRL segment right afterwards.

 

Dance Dance Dragon gets right back up as the crowd rallies behind him. The Bemani Bruiser exits the ring and climbs the top rope. He waits for Tha Puerto Rican to get up. 

COLE
We are about to see a flying dragon! 

COACH
Look out PRL! Get the hell out of the way! 

Dragon motions for P.R. to get to his feet. P.R. slowly sits up. He then starts to get to his feet with Popick trying to warn him that Dragon's on the top rope. 

COLE
Dragon looking to win his first OAOAST singles title tonight!

COACH
It's not going to happen! IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

The crowd is fired up. PRL is on his right knee. He then gets to his own two feet again. 

POPICK
TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND! 

COACH
YEAH! TURN AROUND! 

Tha Puerto Rican is severly weakened. His eyes are glazed over. The Corporate Champ turns around--

Dance Dance Dragon leaps off the top rope--

---Flying crossbody! 

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PRL rolls through, and now he is covering Dragon! He's grabbing the tights! 

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COLE
No! A kickout!

COACH
That wasn't the finish!? 

COLE
No Coach! Believe it or not, that was not the finish! The match continues! 

COACH
Aw dammit! 

PRL is stunned that wasn't the finish. He demands that Hebner be reprimdaded by the OAOAST Championship Committee for what he perceives as biased officiating. The crowd, however, is relieved that the match is still going on. Stephen Joseph Popick is close to having a heart attack. He runs his hand through his hair and wipes the sweat off of his forehead. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon is giving PRL a run for his money tonight! 

COACH
Shut up! PRL is distracted by Bohemoth is all! It's not like Dragon is in PRL's league! 

COLE
He might be after tonight! 

COACH
Oh hush up, you! 

The Corporate Champion picks the Strong Style Party Animal up by his mask. Rock punch! And then, PRL grabs Dragon by his right arm and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes--Dragon reverses--PRL reverses the reversal, and Dragon bounces off the ropes. 

SPINEBUSTER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COACH
Oh yeah! Here we go! Here we go! It's time! It's time! It's time! 

COLE
The thousands in attendance are on their feet! Tha Puerto Rican is going for the IntenseZone Elbow! 

Dance Dance Dragon lies knocked out in the centre of the ring. PRL taunts the crowd as he walks on over to where Dragon is lying and kicks his right hand onto his chest. The crowd starts booing loudly. PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and throws it down onto Dragon's chest. He then does the weird hand signals and bounces off the ropes, leaps over Dragon...and stops in his tracks. PRL is distracted by something in the aisleway. 

COLE
What the--? Why? Why did PRL stop? How come? 

COACH
I--I don't know, Cole! 

Tha Puerto Rican's mouth is wide open as he exits the ring. The crowd is as puzzled as Cole and Coach are. PRL walks on over to the edge of the entrance ramp and finds...



a tombstone. 

COLE
Whoa. Is that--is that what I think it is? 

COACH
That looks like a tombstone! 

COLE
Where did it come from? 

COACH
Why would someone bring a tombstone into the arena! There's an empty grave somewhere! 

Tha Puerto Rican looks over the tombstone, and is HORRIFIED at what he reads. Because, enscribed on the tombstone is the following: 

[b]THA PUERTO RICAN
SEPTEMBER 12, 1979 - MAY 27, 2007
THE CHAMP IS DEAD![/b] 

COLE
Oh my. That's Tha Puerto Rican's own tombstone! 

COACH
Who did this!? Bohemoth! Did he do this!? He's trying to mess with Tha Puerto Rican! 

COLE
How creepy is it to look at your own tombstone? How much damage to your psyche must that do? 

COACH
How can he do this? What has PR done to deserve this? 

COLE
Look at the date of death. May 27th, 2007. The date of School's Out. It looks like Bohemoth is sending a message to Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
Bohemoth, this isn't right! You're terrifying the poor guy! 

PRL is speechless as he stares at his tombstone. The crowd is shocked by it too. But then they start cheering when Bohemoth shows up again on the entrance stage! 

COLE
And he's back! Bohemoth is here again! 

COACH
He's crazy! Bohemoth really is crazy! 

PRL looks up and is spooked out. Bohemoth smiles as he starts walking down the entrance ramp. PRL immediatley starts walking backwards back to the ring. 

THA PUERTO RICAN
You stay away from me! STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU HEAR! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU JOCKASS! 

COLE
Bohemoth and PRL will meet at School's Out on May 27th, but until then they cannot touch each other! So I guess Bohemoth will try to psych PRL out until then, and so far, it looks like it's working! 

COACH
I've never seen PRL like this! NEVER! 

COLE
That's because he's never faced someone like Bohemoth! PRL is *this* close to a mental breakdown!

COACH
Poor PRL. 

COLE
You might be the only person in the world saying that right now. 

COACH
Not true. The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick feel the same way! 

COLE
Touche. 

"BO'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
"BO'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
"BO'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
"BO'S GONNA KILL YOU!"

COACH
SHUT UP WITH THAT CHANT! 

COLE
It might come true on May 27th! 

PRL is trembling as he walks back to the ring. Bohemoth just chuckles as he walks down the entrance ramp across the aisle. Finally, PRL rolls back into the ring. He continues telling Bohemoth to stay away from him as his voice cracks and he shakes nervously in the ring. 

PRL
Stay away from me, you hear? Just stay away from me! STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU HEAR ME!? STAY AWAY FROM ME! STAY AWAY FROM--

Dance Dance Dragon lifts PRL up! 

COLE
He's not gonna! He's got him up! 

COACH
Oh no! Oh no! 

Dance Dance Dragon has "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican up on his shoulders. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL is too stunned to do anything. 



BEMANI BUSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

COLE
The Bemani Buster! The Bemani Buster! Dance Dance Dragon has got PRL right where he wants him! 

COACH
Oh no! Get up! GET UP! 

Dance Dance Dragon covers Tha Puerto Rican. Stephen Joseph Popick is shaking his head. Bohemoth watches as Earl Hebner makes the count with the crowd counting along. 

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"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*DING DING DING* (9:19)

COLE
Dragon did it! He finally did it! We got a new X-Division Champion! 

DDD immediatley gets up and raises his hands in victory! The crowd goes wild as "Hung Up" by Madonna starts playing. Referee Earl Hebner grabs the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt from the timekeeper and hands it over to Dragon. 

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Here is your winner...and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion...DANCE DANCEEEEEEEEEEEE DRAGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

PRL lies on the mat, covering his face in shame. Dance Dance Dragon raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head and jumps up and down while the crowd cheers loudly. Bohemoth chuckles a little as he watches PRL lie on the mat miserable. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon has gotten his revenge for what happened at AngleMania! He is now the NEW X-Division Champion, the first title he's ever held in his OAOAST career! 

COACH
This is not right! PRL was distracted! Why didn't the referee get Bohemoth out of there! Why didn't the referee get that tombstone out of there? Since when is a tombstone a normal part of a ringside area!? 

COLE
It's too late to anything now! PRL's OAOAST X-Division Title reign is over! 

COACH
Oh, and it was a short reign too! This was only his second title defense! 

COLE
And yet he's defended it two more times than Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez has defended the OAOAST Women's Championship! 

COACH
Oh let's not start! Hush up!

Dance Dance Dragon heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his newly won OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head to LOUD cheers. Dragon then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head again. Dragon gets off the second turnbuckle and raises the belt over his head as "Hung Up" continues playing. PRL is crawling in the ring now, crushed at his loss. Bohemoth applauds Dragon from the outside. 

COLE
Bohemoth did a really good job psyching out Tha Puerto Rican tonight! 

COACH
He's going to pay. Oh, he will pay. Bo's NOT gonna kill PRL! PRL's gonna kill Bo! At School's Out, in the Hell In A Cell, PRL will get HIS REVENGE! 

COLE
Well, one thing's for sure. The X-Division Title will no longer be on the line in the Hell In A Cell Match at School's Out. It's all about pride now! 

COACH
It's now all about Tha Puerto Rican ENDING THE CAREER OF BOHEMOTH AT SCHOOL'S OUT!

Dance Dance Dragon starts busting a move in the middle of the ring with the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his left shoulder. The crowd cheers some more. PRL watches while sitting on his ass in the ring. 

COLE
Dance Dance Dragon has pulled off the upset. It's the biggest win of his career thus far! Dance Dance Dragon is the NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion, ending PRL's title reign in less than 2 months! 

PRL turns his attention to Bohemoth, who is staring right at him. PRL has a look of fear and anger on his face. He is shaking as he continues staring at his future opponent. 

COLE
And now, Tha Puerto Rican can focus on his future, because, in just three weeks time, Tha Puerto Rican will be locked inside the Hell In A Cell against Bohemoth! One-on-one! There's no going back for Tha Puerto Rican! On May 27th at School's Out from the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas, "The Metrosexual Monster" Bohemoth and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will collide!