King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 BUFFER The following tag-team contest is your main event of the evening! "Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime CALL ME! (call me)" Roll out the red carpet, it's main-event time on HeldDOWN~! Infact, take that last little snippet literally. A group of unfortunate stagehands come rushing out from the back unfurling a lavish red carpet for the arrival of The Beverly Hills Blonds! Simon and Ned swagger out through the entrance way with their title belts wrapped around their waists and cheesy grins plastered on their face, as Mackenzie follows her men. An even more unlucky stagehand heaves her director's chair behind as the trio stride down the red carpet to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, being led to the ring by The Chief Financial Officer of The Enterprise, Ms. MACKENZIE DECENZO! They hail from the socialite capital of America, Beverly Hills, California! Total combined weight, four hundred, sixty pounds... together, former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, former three-time OAOAST World Tag Team Champions and CURRENTLY, two-thirds of the OAOAST World Six Man Tag Team Champions! Representing THE ENTERPRISE... "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD... "THE VIDEO VOYEUR" SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVEEEERRRRLLLYYY HHHIIIIIILLLSSS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As the lengthy intoduction winds down, Ned and Simon leave their titles with Mackenzie in her ringside seat. The Chief Financial Officer shows off the belts to the nearby camera briefly, before ordering the camera away once she's had her moment of publicity. COLE Ah, celebrities. So fickle. Ned and Simon remove their ring jackets and watch on intently, as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company powers through the arena. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd erupt as Leon comes through the entrance doors with similar power, marching down the aisle over the now bunched-up carpet. He thinks better of getting into the ring two on one with The Blonds though, hanging back at the bottom of the ramp. BUFFER And introducing the opponents... first, from Grand Rapids Michigan... weighing in at two hundred, eighteen pounds... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rodez's mouth curls as he glares at Ned and Simon, the arrogant Californians taunting The Silky Smooth One from the ring mocked faces of fear and sobbing at losing mock sisters. All the mocking just makes what happens next all the sweeter though... ...as the opening bass line of "Getting Away With Murder" hits, and the fans leap to their feet in response! NED & SIMON :O COLE Oh, MY!! It's fair to say The Beverly Hills Blonds are a little surprised, as ZACK MALIBU appears, peaking out from the hood of his entrance jacket and grinning to the fans! In the ring Ned and Simon are up in arms and demand that Charles Robinson force Leon to find another partner. Robinson just tells them to nut up or shut up, although not in so many words, I just like that phrase. BUFFER And his partner! From Providence, Rhode Island... he weighs in tonight at two hundred and five pounds... he is ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER And together, they are THE USUAL SSUUUUUUUSSSSSSPPEEEEEECCTTSSSSSS!!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE [i]Former World Tag Team Champions[/i], The Usual Suspects!! And here we go!! With a pat on the back to his partner Zack suddenly storms into the ring with Leon right beside him, getting the jump on The Blonds to the delight of the Dallas crowd! *DINGDINGDING!* Paired off, The Usual Suspects back The Blonds into opposite corners, Zack on Ned and Leon on Simon. The re-united partners unload with right hands before turning their heads, showing no signs of any lost teamwork as they whip The Blonds out... into a mid-ring collision! Ned and Simon hit heads and end up virtually holding one another up. Until that is Leon sneaks up and grabs them both by their Blond locks, clanking their heads together with an old school DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER~! COLE There's a meeting of the minds for you! Zack peels off his entrance jacket while he's not needed, watching on as Leon throws Singleton through the ropes and to the floor right by the horrified Mackenzie. Zack then follows up with a clothesline on Blanchard, sending him up and over the top to the floor, the ring cleared and the fans whipped into a frenzy! "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" "SUS - PECTS!" Meeting in the centre of the ring, Zack and Leon beam as they exchange a MEGA-POWERS HANDSHAKE! COLE Man alive what a reaction! COACH This is completely unfair! Ned and Simon entered this match on the assumption it'd be against one of Leon's friends... Zack isn't Leon's friend, he's not Krista or one of those boyband kids. COLE No, he's Zack Malibu, number one contender to the World Title! And he and Leon are former Tag Team Champions. COACH But who did they lose the belts to? Ned and Simon. They'll be fine... doesn't make it fair though. As The Blonds regroup on the outside it's decided that Leon will officially start the match for his team. So Zack is left to lead the fans with some clapping, which further irks The Enterprise trio on the floor. With Rodez motioning for at least one of them to get back into the ring, Ned suddenly takes the lead and brushes his colleagues aside as he slides in, charges... ...and eats canvas from a drop toehold! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Ned climbs back up holding his face, not looking where he's going and ending up walking into a right hand from Zack from the apron! Wobbling around, Ned walks into a right from Leon! Which sends him right back into a right from Zack! And a big Bionic Elbow from Leon, knocking him down to the canvas! Tag is made and together The Usual Suspects send Blanchard off the ropes. Back on the apron Simon uses the full length of the tagrope to try and get down the apron for a blind tag, but fails and can only watch as Ned goes up and down with a Double Backbody Drop! Out goes Leon, as Zack makes the cover... 1... 2... No! Zack catches Ned on the way up with a side headlock to keep him from the tag. COACH I don't get what Zack is thinking. He's got the World Champion in three days, for the title, probably the last possible chance... and here he is risking himself in a tag team match? I don't get it. COLE Ever heard of the word 'loyalty'? Leon helped Zack out against The Wildcards and almost paid for it with his career. I guess Zack feels he owes him. COACH Well, if Zack ends up losing at School's Out, who'll owe who then? Leading his way up in the side headlock, Ned goes to the ribs with a couple of forearms to soften The Franchise up. Ned then backs Zack off the ropes and for the ride. But a shoulder block puts him on his back, where he's most comfortable. He's got mirrors on his ceiling, apparantly. Best not to dwell on that. Anyway, back in wrestling land, drop down by Blanchard forcing Zack up and over the top as he comes off the ropes. Again Simon goes wandering down the apron, this time without the tag-rope as he delivers a knee to the kidneys... ...which Zack shrugs off, knocking Singleton off the apron with a backfist! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ned tries to take advantage of the distraction, but Malibu sidesteps him and brings him off the ropes with a Schoolboy... 1... 2... No! Hands clasped, Ned again tries to cut off the number one contender, this time with a double axehandle. He couldn't really have telegraphed it more though and Zack connects with a boot to the gut, leading Ned over to the Usual Suspects corner and bringing Leon back in. COLE The Beverly Hills Blonds are completely off their game here. I'm sure they hadn't banked on Zack Malibu being the partner, no matter how much it makes sense. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Leon! COACH Like I say, Zack never should have put himself in this position. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Zack! COLE He seems to be in a pretty good position right now. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Leon! Walking out of the corner with a hand across his chest, The Handsome Hustler pleads for mercy. If he'd hoped to get it, he would be sorely disappointed. If he'd hoped to lure Leon into an eyepoke though? Mission accomplished. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH That's why they're the best in the business! You back Ned and Simon into a corner, they come out fighting! COLE Yeah, they get desperate and starting gouging eyes and kicking low, that's when they're really dangerous. With Leon blinded Ned quickly gets the tag to Simon Singleton, who heads straight to the top rope and comes flying in with a simple but effective forearm brought down over the head. Making sure to rub it in Zack's face Simon then puts the boots to Leon, drawing Malibu into the ring and allowing Ned to rejoin the fray with some stomps of his own! Zack realises pretty quickly that all he's doing is distracting the referee but by the time he goes back to the apron, the damage is done and Singleton is standing tall, "rolling cameras" and taunting the crowd. "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" "SI - MON SUCKS!" With a front facelock Simon leads Leon up, executing a suplex and covering... 1... 2... Kickout. No worries for Simon though, pinning Leon down again to this time delivering a jumping knee to the chest. A second time Singleton drops the knee, making "money fingers" at Zack before dropping a climactic third. COACH What a Trilogy! You know those are all the rage nowadays. Zack manages to restrain himself from getting involved this time... 1... 2... ...until Singleton makes the cover and he comes in to break the count with a hard kick to the back of the head! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Mackenzie and Ned waste no time in getting on the referee's case but Malibu is safely back on the apron with the tag-rope in hand. In tags Ned now, looking to take his frustrations out on Leon as he leads him into a neutral corner, burying the knee into the gut. Rodez doubles over and quickly Ned grabs hold of two handfuls of hair before THROWING Leon backwards, the back of his head striking the top turnbuckle causing his neck to whiplash nastily! COLE And Blanchard going right after the neck! That's not the first time we've seen that since Leon came back and it sure won't be the last, that is a large bullseye on his body for any and every wrestler in the OAOAST to exploit. Realising better than probably anyone his partner's injury, Zack warns the referee to keep Ned off the neck. As Robinson explains there's nothing he can really do Ned then makes the point more self-evident as he leads Rodez into the centre of the ring and drops him with a Neckbreaker. With Leon writhing on the canvas, Ned taunts Zack some more. And this time he takes the bait, drawing in the ref and allowing The Blonds to make an illegal switch! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Smart! Smart move, Zack's judgment in that ring isn't always that great and he's still steaming after what he said earlier. The Beverly Hills Blonds, taking full advantage. COLE Taking liberties might be a better way of putting it. COACH No, no. If Zack's a hothead, that's his issue and it's something Ned and Simon are well within their rights to exploit. Singleton applies a front chancre on the mat and softens up the neck some more as finally Zack leaves, confusing Robinson to no end as the other Blond is now in the ring to when he last looked. Insistance from Mackie and Ned that the legal tag was made goes against the roars of the crowd. But the ref decides he could do without the hassle and asks Leon if he wants to give up. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" With Zack as cheerleader, the Texan crowd begin to get behind The Silky Smooth One. It seems to be working too, as Leon starts to kick his feet in rhythm. COLE Leon is fighting for his sister here, you're not going to keep him down for long in something like this. COACH Oh, he's fighting for his sister, wah wah! Give it a rest already Mikey, she made her choice and she made it right. Drawing on the support of the crowd, Rodez begins to fight back up. Simon looks a little surprised at all this, trying to apply extra pressure on the presumably weak neck. But Leon keeps on fighting and drives Simon backwards... ...unfortunately, into the Beverly Hills district of the ring, allowing Ned to tag himself in. In he steps with a hard shot to the exposed ribs and the energy disappears from Leon and from the Dallas crowd. BLANCHARD C'MON ZACK! BE THE BIG HERO, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA! In steps Zack... ...and around Leon's throat goes the tagrope from Singleton! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Give me a break! COACH Again, smart wrestling. Zack is virtually wrestled out of the ring by Robinson, at which point The Blonds stop cheating and try to look innocent. They do enough of a job of it that the referee counts Ned's pin on Leon... 1... 2... NO! Another tag is made between The Blonds and together they send Leon off the ropes. Singleton executes a drop toehold, which co-incides with Ned coming in from the side with the point of the elbow to the back of the head, the double team move setting up the cover from Simon... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Frustrated, Simon drags Leon back up to his feet again. Ned extends his hand for the tag but he's denied for now as Simon has things fully in hand, connecting with a kick to the gut and doubling Rodez over for a Swinging Neckbreaker. However, the swing is swung through into a Backslide from The Grand Rapids Golden Child... 1... 2... NO! Both men climb right back to their feet... ...and Leon starts backpedalling... ...INTO THE TAG FROM ZACK MALIBU!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Wuh-oh! In springs The Franchise, knocking down Simon as he tries to call for a time-out and knocking down Ned before he can even think about getting into the ring! Zack rushes back over to Simon and leans him back into the ropes, sending him for the ride with an irish whip and executing a big BAAAACK bodydrop!! COLE Zack Malibu, running rule! COACH Come on guys, get it together! Teddy's relying on you! With Ned thinking better of trying to get into the ring again... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...Zack connects with a knifedge chop on Singleton! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...a second. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and, the wrestling rule of three is adhered to! However, just as Zack begins to build up to something big, he falls to a big knee to the kidneys from that wily Ned Blanchard, having snuck into the ring undetected. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" A double irish-whip follows from The Beverly Hills Blonds, the most decorated tag-team in OAOAST history looking for one of their patented double-teams, ducking their heads ready for the Double Feature Flapjack. Zack manages to slam on the brakes though, kicking Ned up in the chest before SLAPPING Simon between the shoulder blades! COACH Unneccessary! Recovering quickly, Ned tries to catch Zack napping with a kick to the gut... CAUGHT! Zack catches the boot and spins Ned around, CAUSING HIM TO KICK HIS OWN PARTNER IN THE GUT! BLANCHARD :O As Simon doubles over, Zack then feeds in the shocked Blanchard with a big yell of 'BACKDROP!'. Not thinking straight apparantly, Singleton mistakes Zack's Rhode Island twang for Ned's Californian accent and instinctively stands upright, BACKDROPPING HIS OWN PARTNER! SINGLETON :O *SMACK!* "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE SCHOOL'S OUT!! SCHOOL'S OUT!! Singleton goes flying through the ropes from the Superkick, Zack quickly tagging out to Leon and clearing the floor for his partner as he exits the ring. And with Zack keeping a close eye on Simon, who's still seeing stars, in steps Leon, stalking Ned. COLE This doesn't look good for The Beverly Hills Blonds. Three down, one to go... Reeling around, Ned walks right into Leon. And with a double leg trip Leon takes The Handsome Hustler down AND APPLIES THE LIONTAMER!! COACH OH NO! COLE THIS IS WHAT BEAT WRIGHT LAST WEEK! Ned tries to fight the hold, but with the knee firmly in the back... *TAPTAPTAPTAP!* "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...he sees sense AND QUICKLY TAPS OUT!! *DINGDINGDING!* Mackenzie looks stunned as Leon releases the hold, throwing Ned away and allowing his hand to be raised. Quickly Zack slides in and pats his partner on the back, neither one in any mood for a big celebration. BUFFER Your winners of the match... the team of ZACK MALIBU and LEON RODEZ, THE USUAL SSSSUUUUUSSSSPPEEEEEEEECCTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What an impressive showing. Enough is enough and it looks like The Usual Suspects are tired of playing! For Leon, it's four down... and that leaves just one to go. For Zack, it's always been about one. Theodore Moneymaker, beware. Drek Stone, beware. We'll see you all at School's Out, goodnight! The last shot we get is of Leon and Zack shaking hands as we fade out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
