Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) [b]And now, the OAOAST [color="#FF0000"]NOGGIN KNOCKER OF THE WEEK[/color]! [color="#FF8C00"]Last Week[/color][/b] [i]Forearm shivers and kicks to the legs and body rattle the 6’7” Texan, who is then fired into the buckle. But he gets the BOOT up as Lucius charges in, sending him staggering out of the corner and in perfect position for a BULLDOG!! COLE Bulldog! He got him with the bulldog! We’re gonna have new champions! Desperate times call for desperate measures, and sensing their tag titles are in trouble Rico reaches into his bag of sleazy tricks, grabbing one of the tag belts from the timekeeper’s table. With Melody occupied with the welfare of Jock, Rico has a clear shot at Baron. He slithers inside the ring like the snake in the grass that he is… “YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ONE… TWO… THR-- …and is WALLOPED between the eyes by a LOGAN MANN RUNNING AXEHANDLE SMASH!!! * DINGDINGDING * Logan mounts on top of Rico just as he did Sunday night at hammers away. COACH I told you, Cole. This guy is an egomaniac. What business does he have out here? COLE Protecting a friend. COACH And I think he just cost them the tag titles again. With friends like that... The arena falls in a hush silence as Baron yanks Logan off of Rico and gives him a mouthful. Logan doesn’t even bother to explain himself and walks away, but Baron brings him back face to face which doesn‘t go over well with Mann. Tensions really rise as the two BUTT heads. COLE What in the world is going on? These guys are ready to tear at each other’s throats. Meanwhile, Melody reassumes her role as peacemaker but neither side wants to hear of her “make love, not war” garbage, even though that’s more of a COD thing but she doesn’t want to see friends fight. “YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The crowd reacts as HOLLY-WOOD and SYNTH make their way to the ring. But Synth isn’t there to defuse the situation, he tries to ignite it, shoving Baron who retaliates in kind. Lost in the mayhem is Jock Mulligan. At least EMTs are there checking on him. OAOAST officials soon follow. They assist Jock and get between the Heavenly Rockers and Baron. Melody can be heard apologizing to Holly and asking if they’re still friends. Holly just wants to calm her man. COLE An explosive situation to say the least![/i] COLE Indeed it was one week ago tonight. Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Up next, a pre-recorded interview conducted earlier in the day by Jonathan Coachman with the Lone Star Gunslingers. But we’d first like to revisit the situation that occurred this past weekend on our nationally syndicated television program. Following last Thursday’s events OAOAST matchmakers immediately booked Rico de Janeiro and Logan Usher Mann in a singles match and yet another chapter was written in the on-going saga between the Heavenly Rockers and Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. Let’s view that in its entirety. * SWOOSH * [b]Courtesy: [color="#9932CC"]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] SCHIAVONE About set to go with our main event this week on OAOAST Pro Wrestling, or so we believe. Rico de Janeiro, shall we say…a bit hesitant to step inside, Jesse Ventura. VENTURA I would too against a mad man like Logan Mann. He’s gone off the deep end, Schiavone. The guy ought to be placed in a psyche ward. He shouldn’t be allowed to compete in his current mental state. It’s not an athletic competition to him anymore, he wants to cripple and maim Rico! Fed up with Rico’s stall tactics Logan chases after the King of the Mardi Gras. Rico sprints around the squared circle and rolls inside, only to exit again and right in front of Holly-Wood. As Logan approaches he decides to shield himself behind Holly who is held against her will. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Logan channels his inner Randy Savage, swinging over the top rope and down to the floor, and then holds onto the top of his leather pants as he POINTS THE FINGER at the man with the porno mustache. SCHIAVONE Would you look at this? Logan’s own wife is being used as a human shield by that sleaze ball. VENTURA I suppose Rico’s line of thinking is, if it worked for Teddy Moneymaker it’ll work for me too. The only problem with that is Holly isn’t your typical damsel in distress. The Angel of Death proves Jesse correct. She stomps Rico’s foot and SLAPS the taste out of his mouth! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” Floored by a running elbow square between the eyes Rico is then whipped into the guardrail, and tumbles into the crowd following a back elbow! Logan asks the fans to steer clear as he pulls the railing further out towards ringside and ascends to the top. DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH! VENTURA Aw, look at this illegal double-team, Schiavone. SCHIAVONE I beg your pardon? VENTURA A slap changed the course of the match. So tell me, how come Holly is allowed out here but “Sweet” Lucius Soul isn’t? SCHIAVONE Because she has a valid manager’s license, Jesse. VENTURA Oh, come on. When’s the last time anybody’s checked the registry? My old manager, the late great “Classy” Freddy Blassie is probably still listed as active despite being retired and dead. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” The crowd reacts appropriately as “SWEET” LUCIUS SOUL wanders ringside brandishing a LAMINATED CARD. LOGAN :huh: SCHIAVONE I couldn’t have said it better myself. Lucius summons referee Earl Hebner and flashes his badge, so to speak. Our fine cameraman eavesdrops on the two and zooms in on the card that reads: “TEMPORARY MANAGER’S LICENSE -- LUCIUS SOUL.” VENTURA Genius! SCHIAVONE I beg to differ. In fact, I bet he got that on the Black Market. Logan dumps Rico over the railing and suplexes him back inside. ONE… KICKOUT! Irish whip to the buckle, and Rico is back dropped in the center of the ring. Now on the top rope Logan spreads his “wings” and flies, spiking both knees onto the chest of Rico de Janeiro! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Lucius yanks Rico outside and the ire of the referee. Just as Earl Hebner is about to call for the bell Logan DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND WIPES OUT THE MGHWC!! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” Logan concentrates his attack on Lucius, hammering him with sharp left jabs and a mighty right hand. But it gives Rico all the time he needs to regroup and Logan is leveled by a clothesline. Holly struggles to remain poised as Rico removes one of the protective pads ringside and delivers a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! VENTURA It looks to me Rico wants to target the ribs he and Lucius went after at School’s Out. If you remember -- and you probably don’t since you never what to give the Home Wrecking Crew any credit -- it wasn’t until they stopped focusing on the ribs that they began to lose control of the match. Holly defies Earl Hebener’s request to stay put in order to check on the welfare of her husband, but the senior official meant what he said and cuts her off at the path, leaving the Mardi Gras Home Wrecking Crew all to themselves with Logan Mann. SCHIAVONE That isn’t right at all. It’s 2 on 1 here. Holly just wanted to comfort her husband. VENTURA Yeah, and slip him a foreign object. You can’t trust a woman nicknamed the “Angel of Death.” Logan is rolled in and covered. Holly goes ballistic as Rico places his feet on the ropes for added leverage. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! In a rare show of emotion Holly pumps her fist. The action continues inside with an Irish whip and power body slam from Rico. The King of the Mardi Gras pops to his feet and drops the big leg across Mann’s chest and keeps it there for the pin. VENTURA My new favorite move in all of wrestling, the Porno 'Stache Leg drop. SCHIAVONE That lackadaisical cover isn’t going to get it done. ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Logan gets the shoulder up. He’s whipped hard into the corner and almost straight out, but Rico charges forward and drives Logan back into the turnbuckles. Mann is turned around and punished with shoulder thrusts and forearm shots to the ribs. Rico sets him on the top rope for a back superplex but Logan lands an elbow to the temple, sending de Janeiro flying down to the mat! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” The crowd senses a second win and rally behind Logan, who flies off the top...and right into the arms of Rico de Janeiro! Rico smashes Logan ribs-first into the near and far corners before placing him mid-ring in a BEAR HUG! * cricket, cricket * VENTURA You can hear a pin drop Tony. Rico just silenced 10,000 strong in the arena. Ha! SCHIAVONE One has to wonder just how much longer Logan can go given the damage done to his ribs. Logan’s eyelids begin to droop as Rico squeezes and squeezes. Earl Hebner raises Mann’s arm and it drops. ONE! He checks again. Same result. TWO! One more time and it’s over. THREE-- NO!! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” SCHIAVONE Oh, yeah! Logan’s still very much alive. “LOGAN!” “LOGAN!” “LOGAN!” A series of left hands rock Rico but Logan is still unable to break the bear hug, so he BITES Rico on the bridge of his nose and that gets the job done! VENTURA (sarcastically) I’m glad to see the rules are still enforced, Schiavone. Logan bites Rico right in front of the referee and the guy just stands there. Wonderful. Rico shakes it off and lunges at Logan, who blocks a clothesline attempt and counters with a FLOAT OVER DDT!! SCHIAVONE Percussion! All Logan has to do now is cover Rico and it’s over. But Logan isn’t capable of making the cover because he landed hard on his ribs. With both men down the referee begins to administer the mandatory 10 count. ONE… TWO… THREE… Logan begins to stir, followed by Rico. FOUR… FIVE… SIX… Both are halfway up when Rico falls to his knees. SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… Lucius jumps on the apron to disrupt the count as Rico struggles to return to his feet. Logan grabs Soul by the collar and cocks his fist. Everyone wants to see Lucius get his except the referee. Hebner gets between both men in hopes of separating them, but Logan has a death grip on Soul and refuses to let go. Not only does Lucius fear for his safety but his partner’s as well, so he digs into his pant pocket and tosses BRASS KNUCKLES to Rico. SCHIAVONE The Mardi Gras Home Wrecking Crew are like a cat with 9 lives, Jesse. Don’t tell me they’re going to eek another one out. This match should be over already. There is no way Rico was going to meet the 10 count. VENTURA The Big Easy isn’t an easy place to operate sometimes. You always gotta have protection in hand. Rico has a surprise for Logan and Holly has a surprise for Rico. The Angel of Death sneaks up on Rico after removing the STEEL CHAIN tied from her pocket to belt buckle and wrapping it around her fist. VENTURA Seeing all this, it’s pretty obvious cheating runs in the family. You got Soul trying to protect his buddy, and then you got Holly trying to cheat for her old man. SCHIAVONE Well, you said it yourself, Jesse -- you always gotta have protection. VENTURA That’s it. After the program it’s you and me, one on one, Schiavone. I told you many-a times about quoting me and you haven‘t listened. 3 strikes and you‘re out. How’s that for continuity? Hilarity ensues as Rico taps Logan on the shoulder as Holly taps him on his. Then tragedy strikes. Both men turn around simultaneously… RICO :o …but Rico ducks and Holly’s right cross drills Logan flush on the jaw! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” HOLLY :( SCHIAVONE My goodness, Holly accidentally K.O.’d her own husband! VENTURA The hell she did. She stood by her man and her man is Rico de Janeiro! SCHIAVONE No, he isn’t. It was an accident and you know it. Rico KISSES Holly and shoves her to the ground, then covers Logan. Lucius ends his frivolous argument, because the ref wasn’t standing around watching as all this went down, and the count is made. SCHIAVONE No. No. No! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match… RICO DE JANEIRO! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Lucius raises Rico’s hand in triumph, all while standing over the body of Logan Mann. Earl Hebner escorts them to the corner so that Holly can to tend to Logan. SCHIAVONE Jesse Ventura is on his way to the ring to interview the winner. But I still can’t believe what just transpired moments ago, as Holly-Wood accidentally knocked out Logan. :: Cue Replay :: As the replay will show, she tried to help her husband but it backfired in a costly way. :: End Replay:: I’m being told Jesse has made it ringside. Let’s go to him right now. The Mardi Gras Home Wrecking Crew greet Jesse with a smile and handshake as they climb down the steel steps and set foot on the arena floor. VENTURA Rico de Janeiro, congratulations on a helluva victory. RICO Body, the King of the Mardi Gras, he took everything that punk Logan Mann dished at him. Every trick in the book and he still couldn’t get the job done, mang. It just goes to show never underestimate the heart of a champion. VENTURA Absolutely. There are guys who wouldn’t have survived half of what you had to go through to win the match, Logan Mann being one of them. RICO As much as I’d love to take full credit for my performance, I had some help. Holly-Wood, I can’t thank you enough. She proved beyond a shadow of a doubt she wants to be liberated and lubricated by the King of the Mardi Gras. VENTURA Don’t I know it. She wants you and she wants you bad, Rico. You can see it in her eyes. RICO Logan Mann, you countin’ sleep right now, but when you come to remember one thing, chico…don’t hate me because I’m simply irresistible. LUCIUS And a champion, foo. The HI-YAH tag team champions are prepared to head backstage when HOLLY FLIES OFF THE TOP AND ONTO THEM BELOW! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” She clubs Rico in the back of the head until Lucius yanks her off. Rico dusts himself off and confronts Holly. RICO You want to embarrass me? Chica, all I got to ask is, "Who wants a moustache ride?" SCHIAVONE Oh, no! He wouldn’t dare! Even Jesse thinks Rico is about to go overboard, begging him not to go through with the Moustache Ride. “YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The crowd EXPLODES as SYNTH rushes towards the area and cleans house on the Home Wrecking Crew. Already satisfied with their work Rico and Lucius live to fight another day. * SWOOSH * As previously mentioned, we cut to the pre-taped interview with the Lone Star Gunslingers in the locker room. COACH Well, fellas, the fans at home have just finished re-watching the Rico de Janeiro-Logan Mann match from this past weekend and prior to that your encounter with the Heavenly Rockers last week. Now, my question to you is one that is on the minds of fans worldwide and that’s what is up with you and the Heavenly Rockers? It was only a few weeks ago that you guys were the best of friends. MELODY But we are still friends. I mean, tempers flare during the heat of the moment. Baron may have overreacted… BARON Hold on there Melody. I didn’t overreact to nothin’. You wanna know what this is about, Coachman? Jealousy. Jock and I have been catchin’ on like wildfire and the Heavenly Rockers are startin’ to worry about their place in the hearts of fans around the world. We’re at a level in the ring they have yet to reach in 3-plus years in the OAOAST. All they have to fall back on is the OAOAST tag team championship they won, so they’re willing to undercut us to secure their current place in history. JOCK You know, the first time Logan cost us the HI-YAH tag title he said he was just watching our backs. We took his word for it at the time because it never crossed our minds a man as rich and famous as him would feel threaten by a couple of kids looking to make it big in the toughest sport of them all. To quote a phrase, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” You ain’t foolin’ anyone now, Heavenly Rockers. Baron and I have worked too long and hard to fall short of our goal of winning the tag team championship. So if we can’t get along, we’ll get it on. Let’s go. Melody chases after the Gunslingers as they ride off into the sunset. MELODY Guys, come on. Let’s not talk like that. They’re our friends! COACH Melody seems to think the Gunslingers and Heavenly Rockers can salvage their friendship. I say she’s all T & A and no brains. Edited June 7, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
