Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2007 [color="#FF0000"][b]OAOAST ACTION ZONE[/b][/color] We find ourselves inside the state of the art production studios of OAOAST Entertainment, a technological wonderland compromised of video walls and TV monitors. More impressive to the home viewer, however, is MAGGIE NERDLY. MAGGIE Hey y’all, me again, back on the tube with the latest 411 on the 6th annual Great Angle Bash. Regarded as one of the elite 4 pay-per-view events of the year, some of the most memorable and shocking moments in OAOAST history have occurred at the Bash, which is set to hit the airwaves on Sunday night June 24th. Now, the event is already sold out, so if you want to see the card headlined by the clash of champions -- Zack Malibu defending his OAOAST Championship against SWF Champion Landon Maddix -- you gotta call your local cable or satellite provider and order, like…right now y’all! What are you waiting for? More? You want more?! Like the clash of champions wasn’t enough to plunk down $40? Hmm, okay, how about this -- the Mardi Gras HomeWrecking Crew vs. the Heavenly Rockers AND the Lone Star Gunslingers in a triple threat match for the HI-YAH World tag team championship! LOGAN (Off-Screen) Ludicrous. Ludicrous sayeth Logan Usher Mann! MAGGIE :huh: Alongside a noticeably concerned HOLLY-WOOD, the HEAVENLY ROCKERS grace us with their presence. MAGGIE Oh, my gosh! How cool is this? I was just telling the people at home about your match at the Great Angle Bash. LOGAN And I just told you how ludicrous it is. Our beef is with Rico de Janeiro and Lucius Soul, not the Lone Star Gunslingers. For them to say we’re jealous of them, nervous about our spot in the hearts and minds of fans worldwide, I ask you this, Maggie Nerdly: Who weaseled their way into a high stakes pay-per-view match? MAGGIE Um, the Lone Star Gunslingers? SYNTH Yo, Mann, this Nerdly chick got her head on straight. Nothing like that other one. MAGGIE Hey, that’s my sister you’re talking about! And her team has as much beef with Soul and de Janeiro as you do. As a matter of fact, they might actually have MORE beef with YOU than they do them. SYNTH Dat right? MAGGIE Yeah! LOGAN To think, that little old lady was 20 years before her time. ‘Cause all the beef is gonna be in the ring at the Bash! HI-YAH tag team titles on the line. We said it then and we’ll say it now, it was never about the belts, but now that the greatest rock ’n’ wrestling band of all time have a shot at winning some hardware, it’s just the extra bit of motivation we need. MAGGIE Holly, let me ask you a question. LOGAN You got a question, direct it towards me or Synth. Got it? Holly’s got nothing to say. MAGGIE Who do you think you are, “Macho Man” Randy Savage? LOGAN I’m the “Macho MACHO” Mann! Ain’t that right Holly? SYNTH :lol: LOGAN Warning to everyone watching: The Great Angle Bash and the HI-YAH tag team championship will be the Heavenly Rockers first step to regaining the OAOAST World tag team titles! Logan stuns the viewing public by performing a double bicep pose. Not to be outdone Synth jams on his air guitar as we return to the arena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
