King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2007 If this could go somewhere in the middle of the show to break it (it being this and the opening promo) up a bit, that'd be great. In a flash, we're transported backstage, where outside the arena The South Central Militia are stood, outside of a jet black limousine. Leant up against the limo is Landon Maddix, holding a handful of bills, which he is busy counting out into the outstretched hand of Vincent Santana. Marcellus Wallace already has his wad of cash and is eyeing it carefully. MADDIX 280... 290... and, that's three hundred. Gentlemen, a pleasure doing business with you. SANTANA Yo, 'amigo', this better not be no Mexican money. We wanna cash this stash in, ya heard? WALLACE Yeah, we ain't dealin' in no foreign exchange. It all about the dollar dollar bill. MADDIX ...yep, that's whatever you just said for ya. The SCM glance at each other and grunt. MADDIX Well, now that the formalities have been taken care of, I actually have got places to be this time. So I guess I'll be seeing you two 'homeboys' around. In an attempt to be 'down', Landon tries to guide Moe through a long and convoluted handshake sequence. Wallace looks a little bemused as La Cucaracha even goes so far as to add the SPRINKLE~ at the end. Landon then thinks about doing the same to Vinny, but reading the disinterested look on his face, he settles for a simple fist pump. WALLACE Listen, this Malibu cracka... he don't get the message, you know who to call on. SANTANA Terms an' conditions applyin', natch'. You got the beans, we gots the means. We ain't gonna back down from no fight, but me an' Moe, we like breakin' faces that bit mo' when we gots Ben Franklin along for the ride. Holla atcha boi! MADDIX Listen, don't you two worry about Zack Malibu. I've got a feeling you'll be seeing plenty more of him. Some dogs, they just don't know when to stay down after a good kicking. Which is when you gotta pull the Ol' Yella on them, if you catch my drift. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a plane to catch... (Landon enters the limo) ... Landon Maddix has left the building! The limo screeches off as soon as the door shuts behind Landon (thankfully not exploding in the process, I hope I haven't referenced that too many times this week), leaving The South Central Militia to count their 'takings' for the night. COLE Well, I guess that explains it. Landon Maddix paid off The South Central Militia to do his dirty work for him! COACH It wouldn't be the first time Moe and Vinny made a little on the side, if you know what I mean. COLE The South Central Militia, no qualms, they'll take anyone's blood money I guess. They might have delved themselves in far deeper than they ever expected though. Trust me, I know Zack Malibu and Zack isn't one to let indiscretions go unpunished. Landon definately hasn't, but Vinny and Moe might not have seen the last of our World Champion either. I just hope it was worth it. COACH Pssh, of course it was! 600 dollars? Most people would lay out Zack for a third of that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
