alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Camera cuts through the screaming crowd, then descends onto Jivin' JR and Rick Heyross. JR We are in the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado, for another edition of World Domination Wrestling! I'm Jivin JR, along with Rick Heyross! HEYROSS That's right, this is the Mile High City, JR! And Camp Heyross is riding on top of it all right now! JR Yes, this past Thursday, if you missed it, Felix Strutter once again successfully defended the OAOAST Heartland title against Thunderkid on HeldDOWN, with the help of a couple unlikely suspects in Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo! But as a result, that means a shot at Team Heyross at Declaration of Invalescence! HEYROSS That's OK, it was all worth it! Team Heyross is the greatest tag team in the world, we're not worried at all! JR Lots of action coming up on World Domination Wrestling, stay tuned! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 (edited) A gong sounds, and the arena goes dark. Japanese theme music plays. The crowd grows silent, then cheers respectfully as the light shines upon Ricky Hayabusa's entrance. JIVIN' JR And listen to the crowd here, on their feet for the Shadow Dragon! Let's go up to David Penzer! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way down the aisle, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JR Ricky Hayabusa, the Shadow Dragon, set to meet Vinny Valentine at Declaration of Invalescence on July 14th! Hayabusa steps into the ring and does some martial arts poses, then waves to the crowd and takes off his robe. PENZER His opponent, hailing from Norfolk, Virginia, weighing in at 230 pounds...Jason Michaels! *DING DING DING* JR And Jason Michaels the challenger for Ricky Hayabusa here tonight! Hayabusa and Michaels circle the ring, then tie up. Hayabusa grabs a headlock, but Michaels backs him into the ropes then shoves him across. Hayabusa ducks a clothesline, then stops and catches the foot of Michaels as he attempts a kick! JR And Ricky Hayabusa too quick on that move! Hayabusa sweeps Michaels's left leg out from under him, then drops an elbow on the right leg! Hayabusa then gets to his feet, and gets in a stance as he waits on Michaels. JR And Ricky Hayabusa could be looking to end this one in a hurry! When Michaels gets up, Hayabusa lays in roundhouse kicks to the midsection, then backs him into the ropes and whips him across. He goes for a dropkick, but Michaels holds onto the ropes. HEYROSS How about that smart move, JR? JR Gotta hand it to the young man, he has smarts, or he wouldn't be here! Michaels grabs a side headlock as Hayabusa gets to his knees. Hayabusa struggles to get to his feet, then backs Michaels into the ropes and shoves him across. Michaels ducks a clothesline, then catches Hayabusa's foot. However, Hayabusa has the prescence of mind to execute an ENZIGURI~! JR Oh, what a great kick by Hayabusa! Hayabusa calls out to the crowd, letting them know that it's time for the finish, then climbs to the top and drills Michaels with a KARATE CHOP~!!! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And the Shadow Dragon wins it! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match......"THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JR Ricky Hayabusa with yet another impressive win, as he's ready for Vinny Valentine... The camera suddenly cuts outside, where Thunderkid climbs out of his car! JR Uh-oh... HEYROSS What the hell is he doing here? JR Thunderkid has arrived on the scene, and you can bet he's here to seek answers! Folks, we've got to go to commercial! Commercial break Edited June 19, 2007 by alfdogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way to the ring, getting a big pop. JR And we're back here on World Domination Wrestling, big Jumbo set for action! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And again, Jumbo and his partner, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, seemingly against their will, assisted Felix Strutter in his title defense this past Thursday against Thunderkid, who is in the building! HEYROSS And we need to get security, we need to get him out of here right now! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Manchester, New Hampshire, weighing in at 260 pounds...Edward Smith! *DING DING DING* Smith circles the ring with Jumbo, and ties up. After a few seconds of jockeying, Jumbo shoves Smith back into his corner! JR And even Edward Smith, at 260 pounds, can't compare power with the massive Jumbo! Smith slowly gets to his feet, then circles the ring again. This time, Smith goes behind and grabs a waistlock. JR And Smith able to grab a waistlock, not a very good grip, though, around that big body... Jumbo grabs the hands and easily pulls them apart, then rams his backside into Smith's gut! Smith crumples to the mat, then backs into a corner as Jumbo follows. Jumbo picks up Smith, and delivers some forearm blows to the chest. He then whips Smith across and goes for an AVALANCHE~!, but Smith moves! JR Nobody home for Jumbo! Smith gets on all fours as Jumbo staggers out, and Jumbo falls over him to the mat! Smith quickly covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Smith straddles Jumbo on his left side, and bars his arm. He then switches to a wristlock, which is a mistake, because that allows Jumbo to get to his feet, and plant him with a MASSIVE bodyslam! JR And again, tremendous power shown by the big man! Jumbo picks up Smith, and grabs him by the hair, ramming him into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Smith starts to fall back to the mat, but Jumbo holds him up, then sets him on the top rope. As he does this, the crowd starts to buzz, and Thunderkid is seen making his way through the crowd! JR And here he comes! TK hops over the rail and grabs a chair, then slides in as Jumbo climbs to the second rope, and SLAMS the chair across his back! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* JR And this match is thrown out! HEYROSS You know, I'm not a big fan of Jumbo, but we need to get this maniac out of here! TK hovers over Jumbo with the chair, as Jumbo begs off, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow runs to his aid. Deuce slides in, and TK turns around, raising the chair, but Deuce backs off, holding his hands out, and tries to talk to TK. JR And Deuce coming to his partner's aid, looks like he's trying to give TK the explanation here! TK and Deuce get face-to-face, as Deuce explains the situation. As the two talk, security hits the ring and attempts to usher TK off. HEYROSS It's about time you guys got here! JR And TK now being escorted out of the ring by the security here in Denver, but I think he has a better sense of what's going on now! TK steps out of the ring, then stops to reach through and make peace with Jumbo. As security escorts him out, he can be heard saying "I want to talk to Axel!" JR And you just heard TK say he wants to have some words with the boss, Axel, we'll see if he's granted that request, but first, we've got to take a break, we'll be right back! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring. JR We're back, and we go to David Penzer, as Chris Stevens prepares for action! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR And of course, Denzel Spencer laid out the challenge last week to Chris Stevens, which he accepted, and those two will meet at Declaration of Invalescence! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 215 pounds...Steve Simon! Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Smith circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Smith attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Smith ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big backdrop! JR And a nice backdrop from Smith! Smith picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, flooring him with a back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Smith whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens moves out of the way! Stevens then catches Smith from behind, and drops him with a side slam! JR Nice side slam by Chris Stevens, and of course checking the hair! Stevens picks up Smith and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts. JR And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for! Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Smith and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! HEYROSS And Chris Stevens is going for the kill! Stevens waits for Smith to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!! JR That'll do it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Chris Stevens with another victory, on his way to Declaration of Invalescence! Stevens does his Rick Martel pose into the camera, then walks back to the locker room. Cut to Axel's office, where Axel is seen sitting at his desk, having an anxious discussion with Alfdogg and Felix Strutter. At this point, Thunderkid enters the office, causing Strutter and Alf to rise from their seats, with Strutter jumping up and standing behind Axel at his desk. AXEL Can I help you? TK I don't think I'm the one who needs help. I'm not the one hiding behind my boss. AXEL That's very cute, but I mean why are you here? TK I'm here for answers, and because I have an announcement for you. AXEL Is that right? TK Yeah, that's right. You see, I know that you ordered Deuce and Jumbo's attack on me this past Thursday. Axel rises from his seat and crosses his arms. AXEL You can't prove that. Strutter comes out of hiding, crossing his arms and standing between Alf and Axel. STRUTTER Yeah, and even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us. Axel and Alf slowly look over at Strutter, as the crowd laughs. TK (smiling) That's OK. You see, this Sunday, the OAOAST has a PPV, the Great Angle Bash. Anglesault told me before I left to let you know, that you will be defending that title against me, one more time. *crowd cheers* TK And he also told me to let you know that he has barred all outside interference...and that if any WDW superstar is seen on the premises, he'd have them arrested and charged with trespassing! HEYROSS He can't do that! TK So get ready, Felix...because this Sunday, it's you and me...one-on-one! As Strutter has a worried look on his face, TK starts to walk off, then turns and faces Alf. TK And how about after I take my title back...I come back here, (points to Alf's belt) and take one of yours? The crowd buzzes, as Alf smiles. ALF Anytime. TK and Alf continue to face off, as we cut to a Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Master Blaster (Jammin') hits, and Spencer makes his way out, getting a nice pop. JR Denzel Spencer in action up next, let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Spencer slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. PENZER His opponent, hailing from San Diego, California, and weighing in at 227 pounds...Jesse Campbell! *DING DING DING* Spencer ties up with Campbell, and grabs him in a side headlock. Campbell backs him into the ropes, and pushes him off. Campbell drops down, Spencer hops over, then Campbell gets up and puts his head down. Spencer turns and rolls backwards over the top of Campbell, then delivers a savate kick followed by a vertical suplex! JR And a nice sequence of moves by Denzel Spencer! Spencer gets up and delivers a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks Campbell up and attempts a bodyslam, but Campbell slides behind the back. JR But look at this counter! Campbell shoves Spencer into the ropes, and delivers a forearm shot to the back. JR And Jesse Campbell starting to mount some offense! Campbell drops a knee to the back, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Campbell picks up Spencer and executes a bodyslam, then hops to the second rope. JR Campbell could be going for it all here... Campbell comes off with an elbow, but Spencer moves out of the way! JR But nobody home! Spencer waits for Campbell to get to his feet, then delivers a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and executes a scissor kick! He pumps up the crowd, then whips Campbell hard into the corner and catches him coming out with a hurricanrana! JR Nice hurricanrana, and Denzel Spencer signaling for the end! Spencer scoops up Campbell, and drops him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!! JR There it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR And Denzel Spencer with an impressive victory! Spencer hops out of the ring, and looks into the camera. SPENCER Chris Stevens, July 14, I'm ready for Declaration of Invalescence! JR And so are we, Denzel! Yankee Doodle Dandy plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) Summer is upon us... Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind. Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. And that means, the cookouts... Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. The apple pie... Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. And don't forget... Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) The American Pasttime. Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. ...yeah, right. Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View. The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. World Domination Wrestling presents Declaration of Invalescence! LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view! Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits, and Team Heyross makes their way to the ring, accompanied by Rick. JR Team Heyross set for action next, let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Coming down the aisle accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the WDW World tag team champions...the team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! Moss and Benjamin slide inside, and pose on the buckles. PENZER Their opponents... Penzer is interrupted as Team Heyross attacks their opponents from behind! *DING DING DING* Moss and Benjamin kick away at their opponents in opposite corners, then Moss whips his man into Benjamin, who floors him with a superkick! JR And Team Heyross getting the unfair advantage, with the attack before the bell... Benjamin then brings his man to mid-ring, as Moss backs into the ropes, and Team Heyross completes the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And there's that Double Goozle... After the move is completed, Thunderkid jogs out to ringside! JR And look who's back! TK grabs another chair, as Team Heyross is setting up the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!111, and whacks Benjamin, knocking him off the top rope! The referee once again calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* TK slides in, and cracks Moss over the head with the chair! JR And TK cleaning house here, obviously sending a message to Felix Strutter! Rick Heyross is going nuts at ringside, as TK scoops up Benjamin, and plants him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 At this point, Felix Strutter appears on the stage with Alf and Axel, as security runs around them. TK cooperates, but not before pointing at a nervous Felix Strutter on the stage with the chair. JR You don't see that confident look in the Heyross camp that you saw at the start of the night, and with good reason! Strutter will have to defend his title one more time against Thunderkid, this Sunday at the OAOAST's Great Angle Bash! But we'll see you a week from tonight, on another edition of World Domination Wrestling! FADE TO BLACK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites