Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2007 COLE Welcome back to HeldDOWN~! fans! Michael Cole alongside the Coach, and a...special guest joins us at this time, none other than the challenger to Zack Malibu and the World Heavyweight Title this Sunday, Mr. Landon Maddix. MADDIX That's right, Landon Maddix is here, and what you two need to do is sit back and relax and watch the story unfold before your very eyes...the story of how the biggest fraud and phony in OAOAST history can't live up to his word, can't live up to being a fighting champion, because he got a little boo-boo. COLE I assume the "little boo-boo" you're referring to is the injured ribs, suffered at the hands of your paid hitmen, the South Central Millitia last week. MADDIX Paid hitmen!? Listen Cole, as much as you want to think that Zack Malibu is the end all and be all of the wrestling world, that he's some sort of superhero come to life, the fact is the man has more enemies than he thinks. The SCM are just two names on a long list, and that's why they did what they did, and that's why Vincent Santana is gonna school him tonight and then leave him to me on Sunday. COLE And you're hoping that he's served to you on a silver platter, and that you can take the OAOAST World Championship in a cakewalk, don't you? MADDIX Does it really matter, Cole? A win is a win, a title is a title. Zack Malibu can show up 100%, 50%, or not at all, and I could still guarantee that I've gotten enough God-given talent to "school him"...see what I did there?...and walk away the OAOAST World Champion. "Cross That Line" begins playing after Landon's proclamation, and the fans turn their attention to the entraceway, where the OAOAST's resident South Central gangbangers head down the aisle. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title contest is set for one fall! Coming to the ring at this time, accompanied by Marcellus Wells, weighing in tonight at two hundred, ten pounds, this is VINCENT SAAAAAANNNNNTANAAAAAA! The Millitia strut around ringside, taunting and attempting to scare ringside fans, kids included. The boys from LA stop by Sofa Central as well and make nice with Landon Maddix, doing no favors to show that they aren't in cahoots at all. MADDIX What's up fellas! Vincent, take him out tonight, baby! It's your night tonight! Santana gives daps to Maddix and hops up on the apron, entering the ring and taunting the crowd while his partner does the same from ringside. Fans aren't happy with the SCM, but when Papa Roach's "Getting Away With Murder" hits, that changes things. COACH Da champ is HERE! MADDIX Coach, phone call for you, it's 2004 telling you to shut up already. Getting a hero's welcome, Malibu appears at the top of the stage, with an addition to his wrestling gear: taped ribs, obviously the result of the assault last week. MADDIX What is this, Halloween in July? I didn't think preps went for the mummy look! BUFFER His opponent, is the current reigning and defeneding OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion...from Providence, RI, weighing in tonight at two hundred, ten pounds, he is ZAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIBUUUUUUUUU! Malibu, always one to act on impuse, charges the ring out of rage and fury, but it proves to be a mistake, as Santana pounces, jumping on the champ as soon as he slides into the ring! COLE Santana is wasting no time in going after Zack, more specifically those damaged ribs of his! The World Title falls to the mat as Zack is caught off guard by his rival, who delivers some shots across the back before pushing Zack into the corner and following up with repeated shoulderblocks! The tape around his ribs only offer so much protection, and Malibu agonizes loudly as Santana drives his shoulder into the ribcage of the champ! Santana pulls Zack out of the corner and sends him across the ring, but Malibu counters and sends Santana to the corner! Vincent goes with the move, but stops before he crashes into the turnbuckles, leaping onto the top rope and then over a charging Malibu, culminating in Zack being shoved ribs first into the corner! MADDIX That's how you win matches! Find a weakness and exploit it to its fullest. That's what I'm gonna do to your pride and joy this Sunday, Cole! COACH Yeah, we'll see about that, playa! MADDIX You say something, date rapist? COACH ... Back in the ring, Santana rams his knee into the small of Zack's back as he's trapped in the corner, then drops him with a back suplex. Santana steps out onto the apron and turns and points to Maddix, who cheers him on from the broadcast booth as he slingshots in with a senton, dropping his body weight onto Zack Malibu! MADDIX (clapping) Thatta boy, Vincent! Keep it up and you'll get the first World Title shot under my reign! COLE You haven't won ANYTHING yet, Maddix! Sit down! MADDIX Tell me, Michael Cole, how is it living in denial? How's the weather there? Malibu curls up into a ball, his knees tucked in to his chest as to protect his ribs, but Vincent drags him to center ring by a leg, then plants a boot in his stomach before circling Malibu and taunting him to get up. The taunts ire the crowd, and they respond by booing the Millitia member loudly. Marcellus storms around ringside, telling the people to shut their "suburban cornbread pieholes" up! MADDIX You tell 'em, One Eye! COACH Tell 'em what? Even I don't know what that meant! Santana reaches down and yanks Zack up, but when he does, Malibu knocks his arm away, and unleashes a flurry of punches and chops to rebound from his beating! The crowd eats it up with a spoon and asks for seconds as Zack sends Santana in, then elevates him high up above with a back bodydrop before gravity sends him back to Earth, crashing to the canvas! Zack leans on the ropes, favoring the ribs still, but when Santana gets up, Zack bursts forward and nails a running lariat that spins Santana around in the air before he falls back to the mat! COLE Malibu is fired up! MADDIX Ooooh, real scary, an angry white boy. Eminem does it better AND has street cred! COLE You've been hanging with the Millita WAAAAY too much, Landon. Zack picks Vincent up, nailing two chops to the chest after the fact, then traps Santana in a front facelock. Zack lifts for a suplex, but Santana kicks his legs and is able to shift so that he fall behind Zack, and nails forearms to the small of Zack's back, then pushes him forward to the ropes and nails a roundhouse kick to the small of the back when Zack bounces backwards! Zack falls to one knee, and Santanta quickly applies a rear chinlock, telling the crowd "he ain't nothin'", and following up with a hard slap across the top of Malibu's head! Santana brings Zack up and then drives a knee up into the ribs, then gutwrenches him up into a powerbomb...NO! Zack counters with a rana that takes Santana over! With his foe stunned, Zack hits the ropes...but when he does, Wells grabs his ankle, tripping him up before pulling him to the outside! COLE Come on now, they jump the guy last week, and now it's a two on one! MADDIX What do you mean? Marcellus was just checking the bottom rope to make sure it was tight...Malibu's just clumsy, he fell on his own! COLE And he pulled himself to the floor? MADDIX Oh stop trying to make something out of nothing, Michael Cole. Marcellus is just making sure Zack was OK! Referee Jack Doan moves towards the ropes to admonish Marcellus, but Santana feigns injury, doing his part in distracting the referee so that his partner can work over the champion! Marcellus puts the boots to Zack, while Landon cackles gleefully on commentary, and then rolls him back in for his partner to go for the cover, reaping the benefits of having his teammate at ringside. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Atta boy, Zacky! Never surrender! MADDIX You cliche' swinging bucket of suck...do you add ANYTHING to this announce team? I should be out here every week, since it's obvious you need someone of my stature to carry you. Santana picks Zack up, then grabs him for The Throwdown...but Zack fires an elbow into the side of his head to break, then swings around him and grabs a rear waistlock, pulling Santana up and over with a release German suplex! COLE Notice how he didn't hold on as he normally would! Zack is hitting hard and hitting fast, making sure he doesn't exert himself any more than he has to with those injured ribs! Santana crawls towards the corner, pulling himself to his feet, but when he turns around he's met with a running corner clothesline from Malibu, who then backs away, favoring the ribs. Zack sucks it up, then charges in again, nailing a diving corner splash that crushes the SCM member against the buckles, then snapmares him out of the corner! Zack then hits the ropes and nails a running soccer kick that connects, and hits the ropes immediately after, coming off with a kneedrop that finds its mark on the temple of Vincent Santana! MADDIX C'mon Vincent, get up! Get up! Zack motions for Vincent to do the same, but it's because Malibu has him in his sights, and is planning on letting him know that SCHOOL'S OUT~! Marcellus notices this and hops up on the apron, now looking to be the distraction...but Malibu simply turns and nails HIM with the superkick, sending him falling off the apron to the floor! COLE School's Out on Marcellus Wells! Zack Malibu's taking it to the South Central Millitia tonight! MADDIX God damn...GET UP, both of you, GET UP! Marcellus is out cold, so he can't hear the encouragement of the number one contender, and is not going to be the deciding factor in the contest tonight! Malibu turns around and nearly eats another boot to his weakened ribs, but catches Santana's foot! Thinking fast, Vincent tries to follow up with an enzugiri, but Malibu drops his head, forcing Vincent to eat canvas! As he staggers up holding his jaw, Malibu moves in for the kill, scooping him up before dropping him on his head and neck with the ANGLE SLAM~! COLE ANGLE SLAM! That's gotta do it! Malibu cradles a leg and stares out at Landon Maddix, who sits fuming as Doan does his job and makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, ZAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAALIBUUUUUUUUU! The fans are happy, but Landon Maddix is not, as he tears the headset off and throws it down. Jack Doan hands Zack his prized championship as he comes to his feet, leaving Zack to pose for his supporters. COLE A hard fought victory, and justice was served after what went down last week with...hey, wha...what are you doing?! Maddix, already angered, dumps Michael Cole out of his seat and folds the chair up, sliding into the ring! Unbeknowst to Zack, Landon readies the chair in his hands, and when the World Champion turns around... COACH Look out, Zacky! WHAM~! The steel chair is brought down over his head, laying him out cold! COLE That dirty son of a... The fans shower Landon with boos as he takes the chair and holds it vertically, and being relentlessly driving the edge of it into Zack's ribs, one shot after another! COACH He's gonna turn his ribs to dust if he keeps that up! We gotta get some help out here! Zack, who is now coughing up blood, can't muster a comeback, especially when Landon takes the chair and drives the edge of it into his throat, causing Zack to begin to choke on his own blood! COLE Someone get this sick son of a bitch out of here! He's gone too far tonight! The crowd roars as the locker room empties out, and Landon, even with a steel chair, knows enough not to bother. Throwing the chair down, Landon bails out of the ring smiling, with the damage done and the message sent. COLE They'll meet this Sunday at the Great Angle Bash for the World Heavyweight Title, but Landon Maddix, looking to soften up the World Champion, has struck again! Wrestlers and officials tend to the World Champion, who coughs up more blood as he's helped to his feet. Holding his ribs, Malibu is aided to the locker room by his peers, while his arch rival gets away scott free... ...for another few days, at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
