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Ed Wood Caulfield

HD: Colombian Heat Promo

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Hey Patty O'Green, if you're doing one of those segments from the OAOAST Action Zone with Maggie Nerdly, insert this promo into that segment. kthxbye.

 

The camera cuts to Colombian Heat standing in front of a blue screen. Inserted onto the blue screen is the words COLOMBIAN HEAT written in grafitti style font on a chainlink fence. A boombox is at the bottom right hand corner of the screen. Heat is in his wrestling attire. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Hey yo, dis Sunday I'ma get anotha shot at gettin' some goal here in tha OAOAST. I'ma get things poppin' when I step into tha ring wit tha big mang, Cuban Wall. But yo, I ain't afraid of dis goof. Yeah, I got mah ass whopped last week. I ain't gonna front. I didn't do good. But in life, it's not how many times youse fall, it's how many times youse get up. And dawgs, I'ma up, and I'ma ready to kick some Cuban ass! I ain't gonna cower, and I ain't gonna bow down to him cuz my momma always told me dat tha only person youse is supposed to bow down to is tha almighty Father. And Lord willin', dis Sunday night at The Great Angle Bash, your boi Colombian Heat is gonna steamroll into Washington D.C., kick some ass, dance a little like you know I do, and then beat dat scrub 1-2-3 to become tha NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion! And afterwards, tha OAOAST will bear witness to tha most poppin', most illingnest, most dope, most fresh, most unbeliveably CHILL 24/7 Title reign EVER! Oh yeah, we is gonna get CRUNK in D.C. dis Sunday, betta belee dat boi! A'ight peace I'm outtie 5,000. I'll see you later. One.

Colombian Heat throws up the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal as the promo ends.

Edited by Ed Wood Caulfield

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