Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2007 [b]And now, the [color="#FF8C00"]OAO[/color]AST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK![/b] [b]Courtesy: [color="#FF0000"]The Great[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Angle Bash[/color][/b] [quote]Lucius scoops Synth up for a suplex, but the Synthmeister floats over and delivers a wild DDT! “YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Percussion! He got it out of nowhere! ONE… TWO… * JUDO CHOP * Baron’s strike to the back of the neck leaves Synth in a world of hurt. He tosses him outside and seats Lucius on the top rope for a superplex. But Logan Mann wants a word with the Gunslinger first, yanking him off the second turnbuckle after whipping Rico into the guardrail. LOGAN :firedevil: BARON :rolleyes: COLE I don’t think Logan appreciated the matter in which Baron disposed of Synth. It was the first real physical contact either team has had with each other all night. You had a couple of minor situations earlier in the night but that’s it. Logan and Baron have a heated but rather calm argument until Logan wags his finger in Baron’s face. Windels swats it away and bumps his chest into Mann’s. Logan throws his hands in the air to signal he’s had enough of this conversation, only to turn right around and... * GASP * …KICK, WHAM, DDT! COLE What the hell?! No, damnit! Melody begins to sob like Paris Hilton in a police cruiser, shaking uncontrollably as Logan SPITS on Baron. Like the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, Holly too is left shaking her head. She’s grabbed by the wrist and whisked backstage by Logan, a groggy Synth tailing behind. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH I can’t believe what I’m hearing. The fans are actually booing the Heavenly Rockers. COLE And I don’t blame them one bit. Logan’s behavior here tonight was deplorable. Rico de Janeiro slides in and positions Baron for a piledriver, but not just any piledriver…a SPIKE PILEDRIVER as Lucius completes the deed from the top! COLE Now [i]that’ll[/i] do it. ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING *[/quote] The HD logo flashes across the screen and leads us inside the private RECORDING STUDIO of THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Holly stands between Synth and Logan, both of whom are seated comfortably on leather recliners. LOGAN First and foremost, Tampa, sorry we couldn’t be there live and in living color, but as the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time there are certain obligations that need to be met in order for us to grace you with our heavenly presence. Now that we’ve cleared the air on that subject, let’s talk about the Bash. It seems like that’s all people have on their minds. They wanna know why we did what we did; elements in society hoping and praying we plead temporarily insanity. SYNTH Out of our minds and outta this world! LOGAN Well, mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters, you don’t need to be no rocket scientist to figure it out. It’s just like the Heavenly Rockers said months ago, don’t mess with our money and fame. To sample our boy P. Diddy’s campaign in ‘04, “do it and die!” SYNTH Insensitive to the highest degree. :headbang: Rock ‘n’ roll, mutha[bleep]! LOGAN You see, when the house was a-rockin’ we didn’t come a-knockin’, we banged the damn door down! All we tried to do is pass along our knowledge of the dog-eat-dog world that is professional wrestling to the Lone Star Gunslingers, but they could only think about the moment in time in which they’d stab us in the back. Do unto others before they do unto you sayeth Logan Usher Mann! HOLLY-WOOD :rolleyes: SYNTH :huh: LOGAN Holly, problem?! HOLLY :hm: LOGAN You got a problem with what your man, the “Macho MACHO” Mann that satisfies your every need, is sayin’? HOLLY Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. I think this whole “feud” is childish. Melody assured me the Lone Star Gunslingers were no threat to us. All they wanted was the HI-YAH tag team championship. SYNTH At our expense. And whatcha doin’ still yammering with dat Melody? HOLLY Yammering? What did you do, Synth, finally put the bong down and picked up a thesaurus? SYNTH Hey, ah got feelings, you know. HOLLY Look, what I’m trying to say is, they wanted the belts and we wanted the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. We had this worked out going into the Great Angle Bash, but it obviously didn’t stop you guys from getting involved in a pissing contest. LOGAN Didn’t your mother ever teach you to never -- and I mean, never-never-never -- bite the hand that feeds you, girl?! If not for the Heavenly Rockers you’d still be some lonely publicist at Arista. Don’t you forget THAT and the one thing you’re only good at…head banging below the waist! HOLLY :o SYNTH :lol: Holly appears to wipe a tear as she storms out of the studio, lip quivering. LOGAN Ah, shit. Holly! Realizing what he’s done Logan chases after his wife. Left alone in the studio Synth wanders around before staring into the camera… SYNTH Who be bad now?! Who be bad now?! Who be bad now?! We be bad now! We be bad now! We be bad now! ...and then relives Ashley Simpson’s infamous blunder on SNL, dancing like a fool as the video ends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
