Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 See, Patty, I told you not to be surprised if I got this done. I already how to explain this segment in the event we go ahead with what we talked about via PM, and we probably will, so it's all good. COLE Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we’d like to turn our attention to the tag team title situation. As announced at the Great Angle Bash, the OAOAST purchased HI-YAH promotions and has scheduled a tag title unification bout sometime in the near future between the reigning champions Chicks Over Dicks and the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. Well, this past weekend on OAOAST Pro Wresting our broadcast colleague Jesse “The Body” Ventura was conducting an interview with the HI-YAH tag team champions when Theodore Moneymaker stopped by. Here is what he had to say. * SWOOSH * [b][color="#FF8C00"]Courtesy[/color]: [color="#800080"]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] Moneymaker and Mackie are booed as they step onto the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE. Initially shocked by their appearance, Jesse welcomes the “Billion Dollar Heir” and his stunning Chief Financial Officer, the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew a bit more reserved. During the course of the segment cameras cut away to various signs in the crowd, including such gems as “MACKENZIE DECENZO: LESBIAN AT HEART” and “BILLION DOLLAR A$$HOLE”. MONEYMAKER Pardon the interruption, but I think everyone in this arena and those watching at home will find what I have to say [I]very[/I] fascinating, particularly the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. As you very well know, Jesse, the Enterprise has been bogged in a costly venture with COD. For months I have done everything in my power to end the title reign of those morally bankrupt chicks. Never in my life have one of my investments failed to turn a profit. Unlike all you nickel-and-dimers, I pride myself on taking calculated risks. That’s what separates the rich from the poor -- the ability to go all in without fear of losing. It’s everything or nothing, baby! Calculated risks are what made me the man, the rich man that I am today. This brings me to you, Rico de Janeiro and Lucius Soul. Today is your lucky day, because I’m about to offer you the deal of a lifetime. I am willing to offer you a substantial CASH reward -- no checks, just cold hard cash, baby -- for unifying the World tag team championships. I guess you can say it’s as easy as 1...2...3. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RICO Moneybags, chico, the King of the Mardi Gras, he don’t forgot the past, mang. My first match in the OAOAST, it was against you. Other than looking up at the lights when it was all said and done, the one thing I remember was being offered a “deal of a lifetime.” It kinda gets hazy after that. You wouldn’t happen to know why, do ya? MONEYMAKER (nervously) Rico, that was another lifetime ago. You’ve proven to be a man of high character. If I knew then what I know now you better believe I’d handle that whole situation differently. LUCIUS Brothas, brothas, brothas, brothas! They call “the past” the past for a reason. Now, when I wasn’t lookin’ at the foxy lady next to Theodore… MACKENZIE :wub: LUCIUS …I vividly remember hearing something about the all mighty dollar. Am I right, my brotha? Substantial cash at that, yes? Like, 6 figure range? Teddy simply nods. LUCIUS Well, brotha, then it would be an honor to fulfill your prophecy. MONEYMAKER So we have a deal? RICO Mang, consider it done. MONEYMAKER :lol: SCHIAVONE Theodore Moneymaker has just paid off the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew to defeat COD and unify the World tag team titles. Incredible! * SWOOSH * Back at Sofa Central with Cole and The Coach. COLE How about that, Coach? COACH The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, they’re everything COD isn’t -- young and hungry. Add to that the opportunity to go down as the first ever One & Only World tag team champions. It’s the best decision Teddy has ever made. I’m proud to be an Enterprise stockholder. COLE Will see if that rings true in a few weeks. Coming up next… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
